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THE FULL MOON
June 1987
Last Wills & Testaments
I, Jim Adams, leave my overhead to David H. and my
photojournalistic ability to Paul C. (get out of class,
aim, and shoot!).
I, Amy Aldridge, do hereby leave my “brown bag” to
Stacey Saunders. I leave my algebra skills to no one
because I never had any.
I, Doug Archer, being of sound mind and Airborne-bound
body, do hereby leave Luther and Ward all my ex
plosives and Steve Storm my weightlifting gloves.
I, Kyle Austin, being of unsound mind and body, do hereby
leave all of my unfinished homework to Ward Misen-
heimer.
I, Charity Barbee, being of minute mind and non-
descrlptlve body, leave my sympathy with all those
freshmen who have three more years to go In this
place!
I, Dorothy Barrett, leave my ability to fight to Shuwynna
Parker and Home Ec. with Mrs. Joyce to my sister,
Judy.
I, David Baucom, leave Marlel a quiet house so that she
can study more effectively. I also leave my spirit to
haunt Ms. Ward’s classroom.
I, John Baucom, leave all of my books and crazy teachers
to whoever will take them.
I, Tammy Benton, leave my books, which are like new, to
someone who will use them.
I, Kesha Blackmon, being of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave ASHS to whoever wants it because I
don’t!
I, Michelle Booth, leave the librarians overdues to write
out, and to Bryan and Corey I leave the good times I
had.
I, Connor Bost, leave my magnetism to Phillip
Holshouser, my love to Cindy Valentine, and my old
football shoes to Roy King Burge.
I, Cale Bowers, leave my ability to hit (homeruns ! #) on
and off the field to Seth Smith.
I, Steve Branch, leave to Mr. Hollis my Adidas.
I, Karen Britt, leave many fond memories of Charlotte,
possums, and stralghtdrlves and all my love and the
rest of my life to Steve.
I, Heather Brooks, leave first chair to Kerry, my sym
pathy to Mr. Hedrick, my organizing to Mr. Shaw, my
height to Mrs. Hathcock, and my warm thoughts to
John.
I, Joe Brooks, hereby leave my ability to sleep In class to
all under classmen.
I, Kevin Bunting, leave my locker to whoever Is unfor
tunate enough to get it.
I, Ken Burleson, leave Herman’s mess with Hailey Burle
son, just picking Hailey. Seriously, I leave my heart
and all my love with Hailey (Bowers) Burleson.
I, Darius Burns (Tony), being of intoxicated mind and
tired body, leave nothing to anyone, I earned, I’ll
keep it. Don’t ask why, it’s mine.
I, Dean Burris, leave Larry and Benjy my ability to skip
without getting caught. To Andy Van my grades be
cause he sure needs them.
I, Bryant Bryd, being of sound mind and sound body,
leave J.J., L.M., J.H., and the rest of the crowd a
bright future.
I, Machelle Capra, being of little mind and small body,
leave my shy ways to my cousin David Nash.
I, Keith Carter, leave my “jab” putting stroke and cool
temper to Rich and Mike respectively, and to my
brother Greg, I leave home.
I, Lisa Cashlon, do hereby leave Jennifer T. my library
skills, and to Klpsy, I give her all my love to take to
Lenlor-Rhyne.
I, Leah Casteen, being of some mind and short body, leave
Albemarle Sr. High with only one thing to say.
“GOOD LUCK, CLASS OF ’88.”
I, Debbie Cesare, being of half a mind and even less body,
leave “Felix” to Mr. Shaw and all my books to any
one who wants them. (Nobody will!)
I, “L.A.” Chance, leave Mander and Lel-Dog some brain
tissue. Amber a road sign, and Amy W. and Mary K.
my ability to find out secrets (Hint: skinny-dlpplng
Incident).
I, Leigh Ellen Childers, leave all my leisure time to
Delores — she will need it!!
I, Lisa Clark, being of semi-sound mind and body, leave
Becky C. my great record of attendance, to Melvin
B., a tough time with J.M., and to Holly and Melvin, I
leave “fond” memories of second period.
I, Christina Crews, leave my procrastination to my sister,
Brenda.
I, Jim Cummings, leave to Neil Kluttz my famous Con
verse tennis shoes and all my tests from this year,
and to Mrs. Saunders I leave my rice checks with
peanut butter.
I, Susan DeBerry, being of exhausted mind and beach-
bound body leave Candy Almond all my days to stay
In school. Next, I leave Mrs. Brown and the English
hall my laughter.
I, John Deere, of great body and wholesome mind, do
hereby leave Neil Kluttz my driving citations and
“Peahead the Great” my tardies and smooth moves.
I, Michele Dennis, being of somewhat sound mind and
anywhere-but'here bound body just leave.
I, Stephen Dennis, being of sound mind and beach-bound
body leave Sammy Lamp and Ricky Cotton Y-ball
memories and hope they kick #$* next year.
I, Todd Dixon, being of sound mind and body leave my
brown Trans/Am to David Farmer (F-A).
I, Marty Doby, do hereby leave C.D.N. all the great times
that we shared together (wish it could have lasted
longer), and to Beth F. a THANKS for being a friend.
I, Geralda Drye, leave my good times to cousin Daurius,
and my ability to attend school to a good friend, Enla
Abbey; hoping that she’ll do better.
I, Mark Dunn, with confused mind and tired body leave
Claudia and Amber my best memories and thanks.
I, Tony Edge, leave David Hunt my great tennis ability
and my diseased brain to anyone who will have it!
I, Andrew Eflrd, leave my medical knowledge and vast
experience In gross trauma to anyone who can take It
and has a concern for others.
I, Mary Susan Frick, of skinny body and dirty mind, leave
Mrs. H. with the knowledge that she had the best 6 re
jects she could ever want.
I, Kevin Gardener, leave my polite ways and my easy go
ing temper to Mike Roach, and my strike ability to
David Landis.
I, Frank Geiger, leave behind a special dedication, a towel
and a Friday night revolution to the only one who
understands.
I, Noelle Goins, leave the best of luck to the Girls tennis
team and all of my fond but few, memories to all at
AHS.
I, Beth Goodman, do hereby leave AHS gladly. To Beth C.
I leave all the candy she can keep hidden from her
family and lots of great memories.
I, Chris Gower, leave CT my ability to memorize phone
numbers, Diz a couch, Mrs. Hathcock my clean mind,
and MS dry wit.
I, Danny Griffin, leave a copy of the ASVAB to Cameron
Speights so maybe he can pass, and not follow either
one of his brothers footsteps.
I, Jennifer Griffin, being of sound mind and body leave the
“sh” vette to Teresa and Michael for safe rides to
school. (Michael watch those words!!)
I, John Griffith, leave to David Hunt, my holdings of
Space Mountain.
I, Charles Grlgg, leave my outstanding quickness to Paul
Childress and my backhand to David Hunt.
I, Melva Gould, leave all my smiles to Mrs. Hatley and my
voice to Pam Morrison and Tangela Grambling.
I, Tim Haire, being of beach bound and great body, do
leave my bond ability to Jonathon Laton. I know he
will use it well.
I, Regina Hamilton, being of a sound mind and sweet,
sexy body leave all my abilities to my sister Wyvon-
nla.
I, Mary Harbers, leave all my gold to Palmer, but most of
all I’m just glad to leave.
I, Julie Harwood, do hereby leave all underclassmen my
condolences, Leslie a roadmap to Wilmington and
lasting friendship to Chlpster the ability to have U2
talk with himself.
I, Jenl Hedrick, leave gladly and hope never to return. I
leave my brain for Mr. Shaw to disect in Biology II.
I, Klpsy Cara Helderman, do hereby leave to the 1987-88
Varisty Cheerleaders all of my 20 consecutive toe-
touches.
I, Suzanne Holshouser, being of sound mind and spaghetti
body, leave Matt Newton and David Hunt my
SPECIAL book: 100 Ways to Say Facetious.
I, Becky Huneycutt, do hereby leave my locker to Delores
and Erika so they can hang all their pictures of D.J.
and (?) in it.
I, Chris Hunter, being of all sound and no action, leave my
winning streak at the creek to “Leval wick”.
I, Oveda Hunter, do hereby leave Tla and Friz the 400m
dash, Mary Kay the 800m run, and my TLC to my
male friends.
I, Alyssla Johnson, being of burnt out mind, but sound
body, do hereby bequeath to T.B. and T.S. the right to
rule the color guard.
I, Ben Jolly, leave a credit card to Chip, empty bottles to
Montgomery and Herrin, and 8 SL’s to “DIZ”.
I, Saundra Kendall, leave Mrs. Cooper all my books.
I, Stephen Kendall, of unstable mind and body, do leave
my precise wood working skills and maniacal driving
ability to Dennis Wiseman, and my fighting ability to
Darrel Cato.
I, Jamie Kimrey, being of sound mind and beach bound
body, hereby leave my ability to run to Xavier Brown
and my ability to hit to Philip Scheble.
I, Yoskiakl Kitanichl, leave my soccer ability to Phillip,
O’Hara to Greg and correct knowledge about Jaoaii
to Mr. Holcomb.
I, Benita Kluttz, leave to my sister Camille my ability to
work hard and get out of jams. To Trish B. and San-
non T. I leave my seat in the library.
I, Staci Lambert, leave to Cale Lambert all the long hot
days of band camp and Tuesday night practices. I
leave 3 used raincoats to any rising senior.
I, Tina Leak, leave my sincere devotion to God and mv
love for mankind to E.L., C.T.. J.M., and friends.
I, John Ledbetter, leave Kerry Kefner my ability to tell
jokes.
I, Adam Lemarr, leave my fond memories of ASHS to my
adopted brother Bill Snyder. I leave my book How to
Play Slug Tennis to David Hunt.
I, David Lennon, wish to leave my locker to James
Ridenhour, my necklaces to William Jackson, and
my laid-back attitude to Sherfield “Shepdog” Sellers.
I, Wendy Lewis, leave my dissected cat to Mr. Shaw, my
poms to whoever can shake ’em and just LEAVE this
terrible place for UNC-W.
I, Vickie Lilly, do hereby leave Stacie Whitley all my hard
work in ICT with Mr. Hollis, and all my good looks to
whoever needs them.
I, Buddy Little, being of no mind and half a body, leave my
wonderful voice to David and Phillip, use It. And all
my love to Mrs. Cowan.
I, Leigh Anne Little, hereby leave A.K. my books, L.T. my
car, S.S. goodlooklng Lance, to Billy Lisk, leave a
book on How to Become a Man.
I, Jonathan Lowder, leave to C. Treece a great movie, a
six month subscription to great magazine, and a
twelve pack.
I, Chris Mauney, leave my comb to Ronnie Simpson to put
into good use.
I, Michael McGowen, leave Christy R., Greta T., Jodi R.,
and Holll B. my cleaning experience for how to
remove paint off car Interiors and clothing. Ha! Ha!
I, Teresa Walton McIntyre, leave my crowded locker and
my cheat sheets to my sister. I also leave all my
headaches with Mrs. Lippard since that’s where they
came from.
I, Lisa Morgan, leave my artistic abilities to R.H. and
E.M. and my Don Quijote book to whoever wants it.
I, Sir Moses, being of un-obese body and bewildered mind
hereby leave to friends and cousins — Nothing!
I, Dana Parker, being of no mind and beach bound body
leave my great driving skills to Jenny, my expert
library skills.
I, Dawn Parker, do hereby leave my red hair to F.H. and
E.A. and my wrltting utensils to the library.
I, Terri Pnnlngton, do hereby leave to Angela Cook and
Greg Eudy Big “B” in hope that she will always be
there to comfort them.
I, Nelson Phillips, being of insane mind and body do will to
Dawn Furr my ability to talk 10 minutes and say
nothing, and to John Harwood I leave my three
Boston albums.
I, Wayne Pickier, leave 55c to Leslie Swanner so she can
buy her a milk and be able to carry her own lunch
tray back.
I, Gerry Pion, being of one mind and In many other bodies,
leave to Carson Treece the memory of my little red
Corvette and to John Whitley my experiences as one
of the Stanly Boys.
I, Ben Poplin, leave the Led Zepplin poster in locker 98 to
the next Robert Plant freak.
I, Deanna Preslar, to Angela L. and Darrell G. leave all
my techniques of passing grades, staying out of trou
ble, and especially my gum wrappers.
I, Chris Ragsdale, of sound body, leave James Wood 2 Ar-
by’s Roast Beef sandwiches and a little red sombrero
somewhere between here and Monroe.
I, L.C. Robbins, being of exhausted mind and beach bound
body, leave my whatever to whoever wants it. And I
leave my Love to Polly!! and my tray to Leslie.
I, Veronica Royer, being of used up mind and summer
bound body, leave all my love in Wilmington for when
David gets there.
I, Lisa Russell, of sound body leave Wanda Misenheimer
my sympathy for the flag squad and my best buddy.
And 3 used raincoats of anyone!
I, Anne Scarboro, leave all my love to “Superman”, lots of
good memories, RISKY BETS, and a friendship that
will last 4-ever to “Flash”, and a big hug for “Skip
per”.
I, Rich Scrimgeour, leave my “special wedge” to Diz
Owens and my ability to get out of trouble to Mlkle
Roach.
I, Rob Scull, leave my ability to go to Burger King for
lunch to Paul Childress and Mrs. Hathcock and I
leave my bus driving skills to Cameron Speight.
I, James Shepherd, leave my good looks to Dean Mauney,
God knows he needs ’em. And I leave all of my love to
Misty S.
I, Melody Sides, leave what’s left of my sanity to Ward
who needs all he can get, my ability to “forget” to
Misty, and all my love to C. G.
I, Darryl Smith, being a sweet, loving, generous man,
leave Phillip L. and Gaynell R., nothing.
I, Lisa Smith, leave to the Seniors of next year, final ex
ams and all the chars per inch to Mrs. P^iemann.
I, Krista Smith, leave all my grades and passing tech
niques to my brother, Tyson Smith.
I, Mike Smith, leave all my partying days to Tim An
drews.
I, Scotty Smith, leave all my knowledge about cars to Mr.
Eudy, and my riding lawn mower to Roy when his
jeep dies.
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