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Page 4 THE FULL MOON June, 1988 Last Will And Testament I, Amber Almond, leave to Holli B. and Jennifer C. the “dark moon” at Central Cabarrus; to Beth F., a hug and a smile and thanks for putting up with me; to Kim D., a $40 ticket and lots of luck in track; to Alex, thanks for helping me in data processing, watching me run, and being a friend. I, Sonny Almond, do hereby leave my Filth Inc. data disk to Eric M. I will also leave him “The Golden Daggar” if I find it in time. He’ll need these to further corrupt the minds of the students here. I, Tim Andrews, being of sound mind and body, leave all my partying days to Larry G. and to Dale S., the best of luck and memories at Gary’s apartment. I, Anton Baldwin, hope to succeed and accomplish the things I do in life. I, Claudia Ballenger, hereby leave to Keith B., my best “friend boy”, a deck of cards to play NOSE with an open invitation to UNC so we can “hang out and be us”! To Kim D., I leave lots of luck with track and more “subtle hints”, and I leave Scott G. a bag of jel ly beans (in only one color), a pack of nicotine gum, and some “Froiled Blounder.” I, Judy Barrett, being of sound mind and peaceful soul, do hereby leave Shuwynna Parker my senior seat if she makes it. I, Mariel Baucom, leave Mary K. some jumbo shrimp, an endless supply of rolls, and a waiter to go! To Blair, the ability to be #1, and to Ward M. some control. I, Scooter Blackmon, of an intelligent mind and squatty body, leave my brother, Kelly, his tuition money for South Stanly. To my cousin Frank, I leave you my practice shirt and jock strap. I, Kelly Blagg, do hereby leave Sherri Allen some underwear so she will wear it, mix-it-up time and Bonsais to Kricket Morton, to Michael B., I leave my love and hopes, and I take with me the memories of AHS, friends, and my love for David. I, Cindy Brewer, being of sound mind and body, leave Genny H. my “peer counseling” ability, Ryan H. many “hot” nights with “hot” women, and Chris I. the biggest brillo-head he can get through the door. I, Karman Buchanan, being of crazy mind and taken body, leave all my books, and good and bad memories to my sister, Sandi, who will be here next year. I, Maurice Burns, being of sound mind and body, hereby leave my Air Reese sneakers to Shonita Crump, and two season passes to the Reesie Dome at E. E. Wad dell State University. I also leave 6 inches of my height to my babe, Rachel Kendall. I, Cheryl Burr, hereby leave all the good and bad times with Mr. Holcomb to rising juniors. To Alice B., all my good times. To John Talbert, all my love!!! I, Melvin Byrd, being of empty mind and well-dressed body, leave Kim S. some rings since she doesn’t have enough. To Steve S., all the high speed chases, and to Linse Shull, I leave my complete set of books on how to talk your parents into buying you a car. I, Jeff Caudle, of sound mind and weak body, do leave my drag-racing skills to Brian D., my books to Jon E., and all my love to Jennifer E. I, Annette Chance, being of burnt out mind and unsound body, do hereby leave everyone hand saws and files for the upcoming Albemarle High School Prison Camp. I, Becky Coley, leave to Kim Doby my first place spot in the hurdles, to Alicia Williams and Stephanie Beard, all my excuses for not going to track practice, to Jen Cook, I leave a 26 second 200, and to Beth Childress, a bagof jelly beans! I, Susan Coley, leave all my bad grades to Sharon H. I, Angela Cook, leave my sister Jennifer my “grace” in cheerleading. I leave Ross H. my notebook full of two years’ worth of Algebra 2, I leave Tom Stubbs some Cherry Blends and a Camel. I, Ric Cotton, of sound mind and body, leave this place. I leave Jeff Smith my ability to sing hard core punk. We’ll see ya! I, Erika Crisco, being of unstable mind and beach-bound body, do hereby leave Mrs. Harvey my sanity, since she lost hers on Gustavo S., Ector 0., Cristobol H., Dolores E. and me during the past two years, and to all the underclassmen, I leave you gladly. I, Tana Crisco, tired of school, leave it to Michelle C., Tina T., and Jennifer P., and I leave Catherine G. my friendship forever. I, Loretta Efird, being of tired and wearisome body, leave behind this school to anyone who has to go here, to Jennifer E., the ability to give strange looks to people in the hall, and to Angie S. and Sandi C., all the fun of Home Ec. HI. I, Delores Eudy, of lost mind and exhausted body, leave to Karen K. my Belkie, to Sherry R. a picture of Rich S., to Tonya G. and Dawn Furr, our lunch slip-ups, and to Marie M., my car. I, Greg Eudy, being of dead brain cells and barely a body, leave my mushroom plantation to anybody who wants it. I, Denise Foley, leave my books and my locker to my little sister and hope her 4 years will be as good as mine. I give to Tina Talbert my spot in Mrs. Bogle’s gvm class. I, Tangela Grambling, being of lustful body and sex- crazed mind, do hereby leave my ability to lie my way out of an assignment to Stephanie Beard (especially if she has Mrs. Hathcock.) I, Catherine Greene, of exhausted body and mind leave to Mitzie W. all the fun times and hard work, and to Tana, our friendship forever. I, Chris Hancock, leave my locker to Mercedes Figueroa since I used hers all year. I also leave her the knowledge that I have in Spanish. I leave Lady, Pop Jerry, Shell, and T-bone my looks. I, Felecia Harrell, hereby leave my “worn out” brains and charming sense of humor to Theresa W. (my cuz). To Portia K., Tomeika M., and Davene T., I leave all my books and intelligence. (Smile, you might need it!) I, Jim Harwood, being of bizarre mind and body, leave to Stephanie H. my breathing mirror because I need a bigger one. To Brona H., lay off the time bullets, and to Andrea and Rita, La Isla Bonita! I, Jenny Hatley, leave my place on the wall to Sally F., my calculus book to any poor unknowing student, and I leave, willingly, with all the memories of my friends and the good times we’ve shared. I, Jimmy Hays, being of somewhat sound mind and body, leave the same thing that I was left. Nothing. I do, however, leave Mrs. D. free for first, fourth, and sixth periods. I, Kerry Heafner, being of no mind and tired body, leave what’s left of my sanity to my math teachers, first chair to Jim, and my Kiss Albums to Warren (but my Ace Frehley autographs stay with me!). I, Christy Hinson, being of sound mind and body, hereby leave to Shannon T. my ability to wait for things that count, to Debbi C. an apple, to “Al”, an insurance agency, and to Millie, a tanning bed. I, Missy Holloway, being of blown mind and beach-bound body, do hereby leave Tracie L. all the good times in lunch, to Michelle T. the “scanks”, and to Neil K., all the “Pound Purries.” I, David Honeycutt, being of feeble mind and huge body, do hereby leave all my “P” reporting powers to David Hunt, and all my doctor notes to “Dickel”, and in remembrance I leave all my wishes with anyone who’s stuck at AHS! I, Jerome Hopkins, leave Oveda H. my car and my skateboard. I, Stephanie Hunsucker, being of troubled mind and beach-bound body, do hereby leave my seat in physics to Kricket Morton, my seat at the scoretable to anyone who is stable enough to deal with Coach Holcomb, my “control” to Suzie Britt, and “the” lunch table (that has heard everything) to anyone who can “keep up”! I, Amanda Kimrey, of disturbed mind and very beach-bound body, do hereby leave Coach Bright all the sound tracks of those GOSH DARN EAGLES. “Ber” and “Der” from second period leave Mr. Shaw a red grammar book. I, John Lawrence, being of sound mind and body, leave nothing to anyone. I, Tommy Lee, leave all my books and tablets to Terri Lynn Thompson because they’re still brand new, and my bus 93 to anyone who will take it. I, Phillip Lilly, being of sound mind and flat head, leave my little sister one of my best friends, but most of all I leave Boob all my love and my spirit to make it through her senior year. I, Angie Lowder, being of exhausted mind and body, leave to my fellow drummers my heavy quads and the strength to carry them during long Christmas parades. To Jenny H., I leave my mathematical skills and to Warren “Axle Rose” Misenheimer, my ear for good rock music. I, Carla Lowder, do hereby leave my position on the Color Guard to Terina R. and Cristy R. To my terrific brother, Lane, my parking space for his ’36 Dodge. To Eric M., all my leftover notebooks in math. Next year will be difficult without him, but I’ll cherish our fond memories. I, Doug Lowder, being of sound mind and body, leave David F. my job of insulting “Dickie” Eller every day, Chad W. my ability to tell when police are around so that he doesn’t get caught speeding again. I’ Andy Maltin, will my car to Albemarle’s driver educa- T Ti/r * f?. driven as crazily as it has been. I, Monty Mauldm, being of no mind and sound body, do hereby leave Mr. Hollis my driving ability, Mrs. McLam my attitude problem, and Mr. Marshall a dif ferent outlook on science. I, Johnnie McDonald, leave all my heavy metal tapes to Tina Talbert, and I leave all my school work to Tori I, Jessica Laura McIntosh, leave to Tonya B. my ancient, but indestructible calculator, to Helen W. my alarm clock, and to Ms. Ward: Helen W. I, Demetrius McLemire, leave my ability to get along with everyone to all who need it, and my disciplinary rec ord to Jamie Polk. F O' V, I, Marie Miller, leave to Delores Eudy six free driving lessons at any accredited N. C. driving school of her choice, to Kim W., Western Steer memories and our friendship, and to Dawn F., all the happy times of be ing a senior. I, Wanda Misenheimer, being of unbalanced mind and beach-bound body, do hereby leave to Chris B. and Terina R. the flag squad — Good Luck, you’ll need it! To Jennifer T., I leave a book of driving skills and finally to my smart-mouthed, but loving brother War ren, I leave my cheating methods (Sorry, you can’t have my Exxon card). I, LeAnna Mitchell, do hereby leave to Jason H. the secret of my ever-present, ever-annoying smile: Jesus! To the kids from my old youth group, I leave the challenge to be different. I, Melynee Morgan, leave Wes my driving skills and the ability to keep my pants up in front of a camera, to Chad my desk-top drawings and my deep desire to learn to whistle, to Luth a recording of our “talks of innocence”, to Ward a remedy for when “Love Bites”, and to Mrs. Morgan, my analytical mind. I, John Morse, leave my ability to work hard to Misty S. and my very good grades to Brian B. I hope everyone has fun in their last days at Albemarle High School because I sure did! I, Neil Morton, being of scorched mind and body by Busch, do hereby leave my Sud Sucking ability to Samy Lamp and a punch in the mouth to Mike Roach. We’ll see ya’! I, David Moses, being of pretty face and better-looking body, leave my pretty face to my sister, Sharella, my track ability to Tomeika Moses so she can carry on the Moses name, a big hug to Melynee for always smiling at me, and all my love to my sweetheart. I, Beth Neel, leave all my love and dedication to the sport of cheerleading to Baby Sue Burnett and hope she will carry on the tradition. I, Matthew S. Newton, bequeath my multicolored Honda to anyone who can afford to fix it, my Floyd disk to whoever has it without permission, and most impor tant of all, I leave my heart to that beautiful girl with blue eyes. I, Tommy Owen, being of burned out brain and beach- bound body, leave Albemarle Senior High School — period. I, David Owens, being of small mind and beach-bound body, do hereby leave a pack of Wilson Blue Ridge Golf balls to Sonny M., my putter to Paul C., and my quiet times at Gus Purcell’s to Phillip H. I, Angie Pemberton, being of sound mind and perfect body, do hereby leave all of my learning abilities to my sister Peanut, and to my cuz Dee Dee and my Sis Tomeika Moses, I leave ya’ll Mt. Gilead. I, Tia Pemberton, being of sound mind and sexy body, do hereby leave Chris G. all my love (smile). To my sister Dee Dee, I leave everything I have. She’ll need it. To the rest of the school I leave hope! I, David Radford, leave the legacy of Bad Genes to the other members who still remain, to Keith Byrum, I leave a book: How to lift weights without cutting your hands, and to Greg Harwood, I leave the quest for the Grail. I, Gaynell Ridenhour, leave all my love and secrets to Sam and Yens, and to Mercedes, I leave OnFuFu, her main man! I, Deyon Rorie, hereby leave my trouble to Tim Ridenhour. I, Tim Rushing, hereby leave the six clothes pins in my locker, a broken toothed comb, and a cheap ballpoint pen to whoever wants it. I, Stace Saunders, being of sound mind and tiny body, do hereby leave the “Z” to Lance Sharpe, who will be back next year, to Stephanie Hinson, I leave a watch that is five minutes fast!! I, Phil Scheble, of great mind and even better body, leave my sister another three years of pure boredom, Luther M. a gift certificate to Ward M’s favorite Christian bookstore, and my body to someone who has been deprived of one. I, Allen Sellers, give my running ability to William Jackson, because he’s going to need it, and I leave my “stick” to Coach Kluttz to give to my successor. I, Carey Lydell Sellers, leave all of my love to Stephanie Lajan Freeman, who I love and cherich so much. She means everything to me. I, Tam Sellers, leave my beautiful locker to Meika Baldwin, my good looks to Millie Williams, and my good grades to Coretta Ridenhour. I, Terris Sellers, being of pretty face and unique body, leave my brains and wit to my brother, Corey, my good looks to Chris R. (he’ll need it), and my charm and walk to Doug T. I, Bobby Sides, leave my sister Misty the ability to “skip” school without Sylvia finding out. I, Kim Simmons, being of sound mind and body, leave AHS not a moment too soon! To Alice, I leave four coon dogs, a sturdy spot, and a light hat, and to Shan non T., my best clogging shoes and all my Judd’s tapes! (HaveFun!) I, Dale Smith, being of sound mind and body, leave Neil Morton all my fosgate jam! John M., my Hurricane 600 F!, and Jeff C., Tim A., and Randy C. will receive any guns, knives, valve covers, or beer. I, Melissa Smith, being of insane mind, hereby leave all my homework, books, pencils, and paper to all my junior, sophomore, and freshman friends. My work is done. I, Shannon Smith, leave all my golfing ability to Kricket Morton, my basketball ability to Tim Burris, and my brains to Tonya Brooks and Mary Kay Page. 1, Cameron Speights, hereby leave my ability to remain calm to Samy Lamp and Greta Townsend. I also leave to Samy a permanent girlfriend, whoever could v3R6 It! I, Chip Taylor, being of sound mind, do hbreby leave Scott, Jerm, and Barry the ability to be in band and not be a geek. I, Tafoya Taylor, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave my sister Portia my good sense to know when she’s not appreciated. I, Jenny Treadaway, of sound mind and body, leave anything that was mine to anybody who would like to claim it.
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