TUI?
JUNE 1993
THE FULL MOON
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Last Will and Testament
I, Melissa Jones, being of paranoid mind and bony body, leave all the gum in the world to Adrian
K., all the men to Resa B.-may they do more for you than me, my ability to ignore people
I don’t like to Jenny F., happiness to Shannon B., the perfect man to Elizabeth R„ and all
my love to Larry H. for a lifetime.
I, Adrian Kimrey, being of UNCW bound mind and beach bound body,leave my wrestling career to
Jessica D. I leave to Jessica D. and Dee none of the men in this school. I also leave the
partying done by Jennifer and me to be carried on by Jessica D. and Dee.
I, Darmy King, being of insane mind and tired body leave Heather Smith the Y pool and leave Chris
Wilder all the breakfast buddies.
I, Johnny Lamp, leave my ability to get in and out of trouble to Zack Busey. (He needs it!)
I, Danny Landis, being of beach bound hairy body, leave my soberness and baseball skills to Jody
Gathings.
I, Michael Laton, being of Wol^ack mind and NCSU bound body, leave all my teachers a bad
memory, all my friends a worse school.
I, Tina Lee, being of beach bound mind and body, leave tests, deadlines, and homework to whoever
wants it.
I, Lujene Leonard, being of blonde mind, short and cute body, leave my academic determination to
Chad Hamilton and my artistic efforts to Latoya Martin. To John Dennis, my heart.
I, Latwana Lennon, being of burnt out mind and still perfect body leave my ability to cope with
difficult situations to anyone who has trouble doing so.
I, Charity Lilly, being of great mind and even greater body, leave Tori W. some foot lotion for that
bad case of “toe jam” she has.
I, Erica Lindsey, leave all my sorrows and pain to my cousin Kimberly McKinney. Good Luck!
I, Lashune Little, being of a track star mind leave all my memories we had in Indoor to Temeka B.,
Crissy S., Latorya P., and the rest.
I, Mike Lorch, soul and mind, leave Jeremy Smith, Jason Putnam, and Lee Timberlake the ability to
stay off the greens and in the woods. And Chris the ability to pick blondes instead of red
heads.
I, Billy Lowder, of sound mind and weary body, leave my track spikes to someone who can break my
4’47" mile record.
I, Chris Lowder, being of tired mind and UNC bound body, leave all my Hornets tickets to Scott, enjoy
them; to the soccer team, good lucknext year and to Erin who may one day realize that UNC
is a great school!
I, Corey Lowder, being of mind and soul, leave all the empty cars and a keg behind the auto-mechanics
building to the upcoming seniors.
I, Shanta Maske, being of worn-out mind and of Chapel Hill ready to party bound body, hereby leave
Mrs.Maske next year's 4th j)criod Office Procedures class! To Keondra Drye, love, peace,
and much happiness!
I, Dara Mayhew, being of sound mind and Franklin Street bound body, leave to all rising AHS
graduates a final nine weeks that will last a lifetime... To Candice V. and Meredith V., I leave
many memories of the dock and the jwomise of many more!! To Charm M., I leave that
special gift of always being "sunounded” by friends.
I, Stacy Mauldin, being of dead mind and beach bound body leave to K. Lowder and T. Wilhelm my
little nicknames, we know who they are!! Try not to be too mean! Mostly I leave my
friendship!
I, Melissa McLeod, being of soul and mind, leave to my best friend, Kristie Ingold, my only car so
she can finally have one. NOT!
I, Crystal McSwain, being of beach bound body leave Dawn W. the will to make it through her last
year.
1, Cynthia C. Metz, being of determined mind and curved body leave my love, locker and all the
teachers at AHS to Broadus Hampton. And remember to learn from your mistakes.
I, Andy Miskell, being of fried mind and body, leave my tattered notebooks to anybody who is so
desperate for paper they don’t care how it looks.
I, Leslie Morgan, being of no mind and Pfeiffer bound body leave Kellie Palmer my great dancing
skills. You mand need them next year in cheerleading and to Lori Cox I leave all of those
black, curly things you so dearly love.
I, Michael Morris, being of SCC bound mind and body hereby leave to Jody Gathings my “hillar”
parking space.
I, Reishana Morrison, being of strong mind, slim figure and Livingstone bound body, leave my ability
to maintain good grades while partying on weekends and my creativity and ability to keep
a boyfriend(s) to Laquanza Crump, Teshika Edwards, Marsha Heame, and Corisuela
Morrison.
I, Karen Morton, being of Twinkie mind and beach-bound body leave to Jason Phibbs all my unique
tongue gestures! You better usfe them Jason!!
I, Courtney Oiwens, being of mountain-bound mind and body, leave all the lunch-time memories and
all the J&B Taxi rides to Ashley S; I leave my Calculus book to Erin P, who I know will
put it to good use. I leave the many economy nights, broken drumsticks, and wood shavings
to Waylon B. Fl.nally, I leave my senior year memories to Chris Wilder (next year will fly
by, so enjoy it!).
I, Chrissy Parks, being of sane mind and beautiful body, leave my parking space, messy locker, and
tardies to Denise L. Get as much of a thrill as I did!
1, Jeff Parsons, don’t leave nothing but Trent Furr's mama.
I, Jonathan Perry, being of Earth, leave my "wall" to Brian S., my “bass” to the boys, my coordination
to Mike L., my flag to the Smith boys, some good music with Jenn B., a friend to Kim B.,
a shovel and a smile to Alyson A., my brawn with BLT, across with Hannah O., and aerosol
with Big Lots.
I, Stephanie Petrea, being of a marketing mind, leave a great marketing class with a lot of lectures to
Tammy Wallace.
I, Harold Poston, being of highly advanced mind and adventure-bound body, hereby leave my ability
to be loved and adored by all of my teachers to Jamie Dunn, a few of my wrestling skills
to Antonio B., and all of my Winn-Dixie skills to Jimmy Faust and Danny Stephenson.
I, Shannon Pruitt, of soul and mind, leave all my love to Jessica H.
I, Randy Pugh, leave Ashley Swanner and Laura Smith my raise they have not gotten yet.
I, Alicia Quarles, known to some of you as Kandis, being a strong body and mind, leave M ay belle my
favorite niece the ability to go through this.
I, Lori Rakes, of soul and mind, leave all my books to Sheila Barron and Beth Donnally.
I, Kim Rich, being of Pfeiffer bound mind and body, leave Esther H. all the drooling days of S.B.
practice, and all the good days ahead at A.H.S. (If there are any?) I leave Emily Hinson
all the homeruns in S.B. and all the practices and games. Play them well!
I, Matthew Ritter, being of totally confused mind and college bound body, leave all the craziness here
at A.H.S. to all the teachers. I leavethespotoflibrary aid 6 th period to anyone who wants
it. I also leave the group to J.D. and the end of the sax row to Trent and his Momma.
I, Kelly Russell, being of pure greed, leave nothing to anyone.
I, Kevin Scott, leave my locker to all the fine young students behind me.
I, Suzanne Sharpe, being of UNC bound mind and body, leave my sisters the joy of having fun and
getting away with it. I leave all the underclassmen the curse of staying at AHS longer. And
I leave Jeremy T. a Dallas hat (that I didn't lose) because he can’t keep up with his own stuff.
I, Christy Simpson, who has never been of sound mind or body, leave all my French knowledge to
Elissa F., my ankle brace to Hannah O., a new Spanish Dictionary to Daniel B. (find
someone new to hit!), and to the Morehead sisters I leave my IiKk for choosing the horse
with a strong dislike for water.
I, Kevin Sides, being of jealous mind and self-ccntered body, hereby leave not a dang thing to
anybody. Because I’m that typ>e of guy!
I, Brian Smith, being of tired mind and weary state, I hereby leave this school and its rebel ideals to
any and all of its followers.
I, Jill Smith, being of tired mind and no body, leave my bowling skills to Jody Gathings, who really
needs them.
I, Kim Smith, being of tired mind and UNCC bound body leave the softball “strike-out” club to Erin
Pettit, my fouling abilities to Joanie Smith, and my great running ability to Ellen Burleson.
I, Rocky Smith, being of drained mind and body, do hereby bequeath the title “Godfather” of the
Albemarle High School Mafia to Matt Hudson.
I, Wendy Smoak, being of physically and mentally drained body leave Amy M. my positive outlook
on life, the AHS girls' track team all my best wishes, Jason P. my ability to express my true
feelings, Kevin G. my driving record, “Sweet Jimmy” my ability to resist temptations (ha!),
and Jamie D. my ability to make people laugh.
I, Brian Snyder, being of deteriorating mind and over-punished and under-loved body do hereby
bequeath all of my golf skills and ethnicicity to Will Lisk AKA Wilbur, and a good sturdy
pair of walking shoes to Matthew Allison.
I, Nancy Starnes, being of Harvard on the Hill bound body, leave band to all students who want it and
all my love to my friend.
I, Bobby Storey, leave all my books to my sister, and let her teachers give her a lot of homework. I
leave Mandy Wilmoth my parking place and my good and adorable mind.
I, John Stokes, leave my cocky attitude and my girl-getting ability to Will Lisk and I will leave my
redneckin ability to a select few.
I, Lorie Strawn, leave my senior year for someone to enjoy as much as I have.
I, James Strickland, being of confused mind and Auto Mechanics bound body, leave this school to my
sister and all the underclassmen to graduate and go on to wherever.
1, Lorenzo Sturdivant, being of good talent and tough altitude, leave Ernest S. my speed and my
attitude on the football field.
I, Chad Sullivan, being of Chapel Hill bound mind and broken body, hereby leave my crushing
forehand to Kevin G. (you need it) and my love of the 'Cats to anyone with enough guts to
stand up to the Tarheel pressure.
I, Jennifer Sykes, being of well-used mind and whacked body leave Waylon Bayard my thighs. You
gladly can have them. Lilly Cupino may mherit my “chronic lying" ability. It comes in
T I ^ around the homestead. Daniel Sykes, you need my study habits!
I, Jeremy Talbert, leave my Dallas Cowboys hat and nice blue jacket to Kevin Garrison, if he ever
goes back to London to get them. I would also like to leave him a patented chin
cushion for the commodes. To Brett Speight I leave a picture of myself so he can give
it to his mom while 1 'm away. Last but not least I wouW like to leave my ability to
walk away from any situation to Carmen "lizzie” Land and also that fishy smell.
I, Treva Taylor, leave the little trustees our 6-pac ability to take anyone’s man!
I, Teneka Thomas, being of quiet soul and mixed up mind, leave my avility to TELL THE
TRUTH, knowledge, and all my love to Deon Edwards. I leave to Keisha Stokes the
power to overcome what people say and are going to say about you and all of the
rumors that people said about me.
I. Kevm Thompson, being of sound mind and body. leave a the good times along with the bad to
the underclassmen.
I, Lon Tucker, leave my confused and worn out body to Tenncllc Wilhelm. I also leave all my
icachers to any lucky student at this school.
, Mandi Turbcville, being of tired mind and body, leave all of the lunchroom talk to Liz R.
(Last will and testament continued on p. 7)