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JUNE 1994
THE FULL MOON
^ Predictions
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I Matthew Allison, predict that Waylon and I will use what I left him next year, wherever we are.
i Kari Andrews, predict that by the year 20001 wiU marry a multi-millionaire named All who sells
blueprints and used dentures out of the trunk of his car, Jermaine T. will find a^utifiil girl
and become faithful and the graduating class of girls wiD ALL become showgirls in Vegas.
I, Maiy Jo Austin, predict that Lilly Cupino will become the world’s youngest x-rated movie star
and that Ellen, Trent, Jay,andl will for some unknown reason not be able to make it back
I, Rob Bailey, predict that Stud C. will be the first pro wrestler from Albemarle; that Jody, Jeff,
Will,and Matt will drop out of school and start the first official drinkmg fishermm s club;
and that Freak will be in prison with no chance of parole before he reaches his eighteenth
birthday.
I, Bobby Barrier, predict that Shane Randy Palmer will be the next John Wayne Bobbit.
I, Kim Biggers, predict that Joe Caple will one day “fUp." Ms. Terry wiU be a county star. Tennelle
W. will many a man who wears Buffalo Briefs and is a true “Red Neck.”
I, Jimmy Bivens, predict that this school will be turned into a full time prison camp and the students
will be walked around in handcuffs.
I, Peter Brown, predict that Teniya will drop-out of school because she will be pregnant with twins.
and KeshiawiU finally get beat-up.
I, Daniel Brown, predict that Brent WhiUey wiU be hangin’ off the rims next year m basketball.
Hannah O. wUl learn to spell birthday before graduating college.
I, Tameka Bryan, predict that I will come back in five years and marry Gerard Edwards and Tanisha
will be where she issiqjposed to be (taking care of Mike B. at home).
I, KishaBryant, predict that KeshiaS.willnever graduate or thatTenayawillbeforeher love yasistas.
I, Melody D. Buiwe, predict that my brother, Joey (a freshman next year) will cause all his teachers
to retire early. . , . u
1, Sally Calloway, predict that Ali Ritchie will find the man of her dreams and settle down to be a
housewife with ten children. I wUl marry Bryon and we’ll be rich and I’ll never have to
work again. We’ll also have five beautiful children.
L Joe Cade, predict that Coach Caster will transform AHS to University of North Carolina at Chapel
Hill. Half his football players will go to the NFL Draft each year. His favorite “drive will
make people do incredible things.
I. Carla Cauble. predict that Antonio Brown will be the baddest man on campus! I predict that Laura,
Shawna, Beth, Emily, and Kristina wiU be the next all-girl country music sensation after
their hit ‘There’s no song as cool as we arc.” I pedict that the ones who think they really
matter may not show up at our tenth reunion because they will be too busy leading
prosperous lives, while the “God Squad” will show up drinking Zima.
I, Tyshieka Chadwick, predict that the class of 1994 will be everything they can be and go very far
I. Brian cSs^’predia that all the women who don’t graduate this year wiU quit school in hopes to
find and be with me. i r
I AshleyCook,predictthatMicheleSmithwiUmarTyTommyU)ckamyandhave30kids. CarlaC
will work at Hooters and marry her marine man. Esther H. will own the movies and tak
I, Lori Col!^l^« *tt KeUie Palmer will become the ultimate “wild one”, that E""
end up with a raw nose from being so cute, and my bud, Mary K. Sharpe, God knows wha
L Dantwii^Dav^, F^ct that one year Mr. Moran’s femiis team will win the conference and that
one day Mr. Starnes will have daytons and sixteen switches put on
I, Edward Davis, predict that coachGaster’s baldhead will predict wins for the
LKidadaDavis.predictKimmyLwmstopoldboy’swedding.TanishawUlbeonQpr^^“^^
wife,HuaS.willbeonAmerica’sMostWanted,Temeka,Keondra,andCnssyS.willbe
housewives, and I am moving to Melrose Place to get away. Melissa
S. wiU buy Britt’s Pool HaU. since she spends all ^
F. and Jason H. will raise Harley Davidson-loving kids who wiU be bigger parti
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Ricky Turner will take over the Citgo gas staura and graduation
having a handful of runts. Jennifer Grif^ will dtctdt g
after all. She’ll be wobWing down the stnp when a loi^-tatfedH
I Siiun Dinon, pedict Ihu Kim compnw ttlisl.«») K«ll«rineO.
predict that Marc Tuzenew wdl become a professional pu
will become hi* secretary. ^ ^ "Boo” (Tan
I, Keondra Drye. predict that fo« years , ^^t that Khia will have a
uha) «ul when she ^'Jhe’STc^^ abou^^ Crissy wUl take over
and get married and send for c/o 94 s fiwst..
I, Antwan Duncan, predct^t Sl^m^>
I, JamieDunn,F«»ictthatMarcT^ew p of mental retardation, thatMichael Camck
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I, J«ry Efird, predict that I will be the ruler of the world.
I, Robert Eudy. predict that Mr. Holt will become the President of the Hair Club For Men.
I. James Foster, predict that in the next ten to twenty years I’ll be extremely wealthy.
LTrentFurr.predict that Mary Jo’s name wUl finaUy grow out the back of my head, that Emily S. will
realize whatshecouldhavehad, Mary Jo,Ellen, Lilly,andl will get married, and that Kim
Thomas and I will graduate with honors and all that good stuff.
I, Kevin Garrison, predict that Mr. Taylor wUl eventually do away with lunch at AHS because it is
not related to academics, the soccer team will have their first wnrning season, and Mr.
Moran wiU win his first conference tennis tide before he loses his hair (letter hurry)!
I, Jennifer Griffin, predict that Matthew Allison will pursue his career in competing in Eddie Vedder
look-a-like contests (once he’s dead).. .”Eddie Rules!”; Ashley Cook will never leave
home because she can’t decide what to do; and Denise Deveiy will woric in a bar so she can
easily support her weekend habits.
I, Tanisha Hamilton, predict Tammy C. will marry Cooler and have 3 more kids. Crissy will Marry
Brian (you know he’s the one). Shia will finally end up with “hook”. Keoi^a will find
Mr. Do Right Tameka will marry Gerard and move back to the Bahamas. Kidada D. will
finally learn the word to all songs, and Felicia S. will marry Marcus but end up killing him
in self-defense.
I. Esther Hamra. predict that Derek Cook will patent the “Breakfast of Champions!” and make
millions. I also predict that Mere V. will open the ‘Hietocasa’ nightspot and attract a bunch
of rednecks. o n n
I, Jessica Harrison, predict that I will die an old maid (still looking for a man) and that Shannon P. wiU
get eaten by a shark, thankfully out of my life forever!
I, Dayshell Harwood, predict that Katie E, will get some of her “obsession”, Kara G. will find her true
“John Deere” and all cats will rise, hunt down Mr. Shaw, and dissect him!
I, Candi Hathcock, predict that in the next few years Erin MauWin will have all those North Stanly
boys falling ather feet and Mary K. Sharpe wiU probably be-1 don’t think she even knows!
I, Kristi Ingold, predict that all the seniors in Mr. Holt’s class will get so bored they will all fall asleep
and be sent to TOR.
I. Corey Ingram, predict that Tracey Lindsey will graduate by the year 2000.
I, Kristi Kirkpatrick, predict that Mrs. Hathcock will not be back in school next year because she will
read herself to death this summer.
I. Ella Lee, predict that Christy Chambers will become the Supermodel of the world, and that Trent
Furr will get shot by a Mexican for saying‘Tu Madre!”
I Tiffanie Little, predict that Jason and I will one day get married, have children, and will live happily
together for the restof our lives. Holly M. will finally find her “perfect man,” and Coach
Keener will find a six foot woman who can cook, that is “his type!”
I Meggan Lowder. predict that Karoki will be a class and Mr. Moran will be the teacher and Mrs. Alley
will have the teachers chorus.
I, Denise Lowder, predict that Andy Simpson will actually go to school next year, and Michelle and
Wendy will get married and have five children.
I. Leigh Ann Mauldin, predict that Candi H.. Lori C.. and I will have a blast next year at UNCC and
will become the best bed-pan emptiers they’ve ever had in nursing school; Candi H. will
one day become a Zima-holic. and Brigette M. will find a rich old mountaineer to marry at
ASU and will spend the rest of her life on the slopes.
I. Charm Miller, predict that Kim B. will freeze; Will L.. Jeff N., and Jody G.. will settle down.; Esther
H. will become a nun; Kevin G. and Jamie D. will be picked on in college; Matthew A. will
find Ms. Right but not in Albemarle.
I. Brigette Myers, predict that Marti S. will marry a cute, little old man with a lot of money; Allen F.
will someday find him a good woman that’ll treat him right; Scott A., “the man in training i
will drop out of NCSU and open a bowling alley.
I, LaWanda Myers, predict that all those people who have prayed for me to fail or get caught will see
me succeed in everything I do.
I. Haimah Oettinger, predict that Mrs. Hathcock will become « sniper and eliminate Trent, but she U
bring his tongue back to put on her wall. Mr. Blalock will become a race car driver and win
the Indy 500. and when Mr. Weiker retires he ’11 build a golf course and name it after himself-
Amanda. Erin and Elissa will become Zow! Queens at Carolina and star in commercials.
Scott Anderson will always be H-A-P-P-Y. Marti Sullivan will become a waitress at
Hooters and find a man “like Royce.” and Kevin Carter will win a bottle of scope for
collecting the most romance novels ever.
I, Amanda Pelt, predict that Mrs. Hathcock will be driven insane by senioritis - decorating her room
with bloody tongues stapled to the walls, a bonfire of squiggly paper and vocabulary words
that “everybody” knows, and a large sign designating this tovely abode as “Susan’s Nest.’
I, Jason Phibbs, predict that Mrs. Hathcock will have one too many spasms and explode and that AHS
wUl be converted into the new state penitoitiary.
I, Tammy Pressley, predict that Brett Speight will shave his head, give away all his worldly
possessions, and join a nudist colony.
I. Tracey Rabon. predict that Tammy Craig and Cootcr Goode will suy together forever, and Diedr#
Jackson and Rodney Cato will get married and grow old together.
I. Elizabeth Redwine, predict that Jeff N. will never find a gril to settle down with, that Malt H.wiU
finally learn the rules of baseball, and that Jody G. will someday star in Bassmasters.
I, Rachel Riggins, predict that Kidada will hti the teneiy. Tameka B. will be a lady of the night
Tanisha will finally marry Mike. Khia S. will have toi kids and leave Corey. CrissyS.will
be apreacher. but will still hale Tiny. Kare A. will go crazy in college and Ali will still lo'^®
her.