MAY 1996
THE FULL MOON
PAGE 6
MCXDNSHINE
EDITOR : DUSTIN POPLIN
of
Hick and Huzz
by Hick and Huzz
Aren’t you sad? This is the last Hick and Huzz story of the ’95-’96 school year. This will be
the last wickedly demented adventure full of death and violence of the year. Well, let's get on with
it.
It all started when Huzz and I were talking of all the unwanted people we’ve killed this year. We
remembered the time that I made hamburger of Bertha’s face because she didn’t carry the Red Man
tobacco that Huzz enjoys so very much and the time that we went to the Thanksgiving Tractor Pull/
Rodeo/ Turkey Shoot in Finger. Also, we reminisced about bashing Santa Claus and the Easter
Bunny. Those were the days. Well, we decided that we had not done away with an acceptable
amount of people. We must get to work. Huzz decided she must stab thirty people with her new
Instant Death knife. So Huzz went grocery shopping at the local Piggly Wiggly and quickly stabbed
a plethora’ of old women. I suddenly felt the need to kill approximately five hundred people myself.
I made a huge bomb and placed it in the middle of the local mall. Everyone died. It was great with
the big boom, the screams, the lights, and the sirens. Oh yes, great! All of this death made Huzz
and I realize how much we meant to one another. I took my sister/lover by the hands and gave her
a huge, passionate kiss. I even rented her an expensive hotel room to show nw feelinss!
Hick and Huzz beat innocent pedestrians after
reminiscing about the good times.
Memories, Memories
by Kristina Scott
As the seniors are preparing for graduation,
college, aixl leaving AHS, they are also begin
ning to wonder about the things they will miss.
For the past four years, many seniors have made
lots of memories and met people they will re
member forever. No w that the ‘95-’96 school year
comes to a close, I decided to go around and ask
all of our seniors what they will miss the most
about AHS and things they are leaving behind.
With all of my responses, I summarized that all of
the seniors are ready to leave and are counting the
days to May 31.
Graduation Chaffer
by Kristina Scott
G Graduation will soon be here.
To all of you seniors: never fear!
R Rest and sleep are coming soon, T
Or lying in the sim and swimming aroimd
noon.
A All your teachers and friends will be missed I
And even the nerds, whom you always
dissed.
D Don’t even worry about walking the stage,
You’ll get your diploma and get out of this ®
cage!
U Underneath it all, it’s kind of sad.
Leaving friends, siblings, mom and dad.
A Albemarle will be the same when you come
back.
N
Going off to college; get all your things to
p>ack.
The best years of your life are now.
Beginning a new one, without knowing
how.
In the past long years, you’ve worked very
hard;
It’s finally paying off with a ‘Congratul*
tions’ card.
On May 31st, the seniors are saying “good
bye”.
With smUes on their faces, maybe even a
cry.
Not tears of sadness, but tears of joy;
They throw their caps in the air and cry,
“Oh, boy!”
Bits of Green Cheese
by Mandy Poston and Kristina Scott
Emily Hinson and Kristina Scott will
leave THE HUT behind.
Beth Vanderburg-I’ll be at Stanly Tech and I’ll
still have Chad. I guess I’m the one being left
behind, but my REAL friends know where to find
me.
Eric Lowder-I’ll leave my cartel business to
Officer Martin. He can also have my hand-gre
nades and TNT.
Jon Osbom-Freedom, or lack of it.
Laura Cauble-I am leaving EVERYTHING
behind.
Thomas Taylor-My ability to sleep in Chemistry
II and still get good grades.
David Little-My ability to turn really red and my
shyness.
Emily Hinson-I will leave Kristina and THE
HUT behind.
Jennifer Lowder-I leave behind 5th and Main to
be worked upon by all wonderful women like
myself.
April Bailey-I leave behind my memories with
all of the seniors on the basketball team and
playing in my last game.
Bri an Herring-I’mgiving leftover cookie crumbs
and plastic forks, which were stolen, to all of the
hungry children who forgot their bag lunches.
Oralya Flake-The AHS Band.
Khristina Butler-NADA!
Dustin Poplin-I'll miss playing sports for the
school.
Mandy Poston- Friends and my litde sweetie
pie, Shane.
Shawna Euto-The wonderful taste of our cafete
ria’s food.
To all of you “bits” fans, we are finally leav
ing. But for our last article, we’d like to give all
of the Class of '96 a lot of bits to enjoy for the last
time. Our whole student body has done a good
job of giving us a ton of gossip to discuss all year
long. Maybe next year, you’ll have some more
issues to talk about in a new edition of "BITS OF
GREEN CHEESE." Thank you all for a great
year.
-What senior girl can’t get a life, so she ruins
others?
-What senior guy is trying to invent a cordless
pay irfione?
-What senior guy accidenUy got stuck with two
David Efird and Gary Her escape from
the Big Lots manager.
dates to the prom?
-What junior girl passed out in the middle of
class?
-What 3 seniors left school (without signing out)
for a quick trip to the store without getting caught?
-What freshman girl fell dovm the bleachers at a
track meet?
-What senior girl got in trouble for having a fe'^
too many friends over * hen her pai ents went out
of town?
-What senior girl escaped from getting a spee^^'
ing ticket of 74 in a 35?
-What freshman and sophomore guys almos'
caused an AHS couple to break up?
-What senior girl left her pants unzipped durinS
AP English?
-What two junior guys almost got sued by the Bi?
Lots manager?
-What senior girl had only her undergarments oi*
tinder her c^ and gown during pictures?
-What senior guy waited two weeks before
prom to tell his senior date that he was taking
older woman?
-What senicr girl seems to have a recurrif?
illness every year?
-What junior guys got ready three weeks
advarjoe [or the prom after-party?
-What sophomore guy’s Jeep broke down
front of the school?
-What sophomore girl received a standing ov*'
tion in third lunch for dropping her lunch tray o'*
the floor?
-What junior girl drove a 454 Chevy Supersp®^
bdonging to someone named Waldo?
-What senior girl got accidentally spit on by
tcacber?