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NOVEMBER 1997
THE FULL MOON
Moonshine
Editor: Wilson Beaver
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by Tyler Baldwin
After his close brush with death last month,
SOOJM decided to take a break from
ci imefighting and was hanging out at his beach
house villa in France. He was lounging on the
couch watching Richard Simmons’ Fun With
Buns Vol. 12. All of a sudden, he heard a high-
pi. ched squealing noise. Immediately, he suited
u and went to check it out. His investigation
e led when he spotted a truckload of Pakistani
r cdom Fighters teetering over the edges of a
r; inc. SDOJM instinctively flew beneath the
ti :k and heaved it to safety. As he set it down,
h began to realize something. The Freedom
F hters weren’t like any he’d ever seen, and
ti truck wasn’t a truck at all. It had transformed
ii ) a subatomic missile that was aimed at his
h netown of Fishington. It was a trap!
The Pakistanis were actually loyal fol-
k. vers of the horrendous Ed. They began to
rcoite their spine-tingling motto: “We die for
E.;. Also, when we die for him, we will know
th it we died in glory. With this bomb, our goal
is to destroy the upright SDOJM and all those
wiiom he protects. We hate him, and we hope
to see his entrails spread to the far comers of the
e; rth.” Like a line of poetry, they repeated this
over and over again. He scanned the situation
and spotted the cordless detonator that controlled
the horrible explosive device. SDOJM then in
stantaneously snapped the antenna of the deto
nator and carelessly tossed the bomb into the
sun. He had forgotten, however, that the bomb
was still armed. It exploded in mid-air with de-
and Stephen Efird
structive force and blasted SDOJM, unconscious,
into space.
Next month, read The Adventures of
Super Defender of Man to find out what will be
come of our dynamic hero. Will he perish, or
simply float around in an endless void for all eter
nity
T
SDOJM shows his courage by
protecting the innocent.
by Greg Hathcock
Have you ever got those weird num
bers in your beeper that are really a message but
you can’t figure it out? Have you ever seen
those companies with 800 numbers that list their
number as 1 -800-Gatewqy (or other word) so you
can remember how to call them? Well, recently I
was on the Internet and found a site under
“What’s Cool” that solves all your problems for
you. I started typing different letter and number
combinations. Every phone number has some
word combinations, and every word can be made
into a number. Did you know that there arc 111
combinations for the New London “463” prefix,
including goddess (463-3377). However,
Norwood’s “474” prefix only has 36 words, but
one of them is grinning (474-6646). The most
words I found to exist came with the “272” num
ber that I typed in the search. Exactly 149 words
are made from phone numbers with this prefix.
Here are a few of my favorite numbers to match
Match up the number with the word!
English
Gridiron
Bulldog
Chillin’
Tarheel
TUrkeys
Hacienda
NCState
Rib-a-que
Bar-b-que
Zucchini
Hotdogs
Yummier
285-5364
887-5397
627-8283
742-2783
364-5474
422-4363
986-6437
474-3476
227-2783
982-2446
244-5546
468-3647
827-4335
up.
Example: GLWhite (our principal) ■
459-4483
Ml Vof
by Stephanie Efird
What is the sweetest thing your boyfriend has
ever done? Bought you flowers? Made you din
ner? Carried your books? We asked some of
AHS’s sweethearts and this is what they had to
say.
Jennifer Coleman and Brian “STREAK”
Stoker-He brought me flowers and a teddy bear
when I had my tonsils taken out. (two years)
Jason Pinion and Kelly Farlow-I gave her flow
ers for no reason, (two months)
Jo Lynn Gill and Whit Parker-For Valentine’s
Day, he flxed me a candlelight Italian dinner,
(two years)
Ben Lisk and Mandi Hathcock(7* grade)-When
we looked deep into each other’s eyes, and with
passion we slow danced to Richard Marx, (seven
months)
Jennifer Hounshell and Will Joines-One day,
last year, I was having a really bad day, and Will
wrote me a letter that said “Jennifer, Just think
ing of you. Love, Will.” (one year and one
month)
Stephanie Holt and Rufus Lefler-Everything
he says and does, (three months)
Kendra Edwards and Chris Broyles-One night
we were at my house watching a movie and I lay _
in his lap while he played with my hair until I
fell asleep, (less than a month)
Carrie Winecoff and Brian Burnside-After
SAT, he put flowers in my car and made me lunch,
(one month)
Stephanie Efird and Sean Kelley-He’s sweet
to me every minute of the day, but one of the
many things that stands out is when he drove an
hour to bring me peanut butter and jelly sand
wiches and barbecue chips for my lunch break
this summer, (eight months)
Jodie Dennis and Bryan Anderson-When I was
, sick, ht fixed me a candlelit dinner and, sang me
to sleep, (ten months)
Brooke Doby and Edward Stokes-He gave me
a flower and wrote me a poem a week after we
started dating, (three months)
Candice Craig and EJ Wall-He wrote I love
Candice on his chest and walked around, (four
months)
Andrica Lilly and Derek Crump- He walked
me home in the cold weather, (three weeks)
Kelly Gill and Robby Johnston-He put roses
in my locker just to cheer me up. (two months)
Desiree Watkins and Montez Lewis-I gave her
money to buy something special, (three months)
Ryan Robinson and Kennetta Calhoun-I went
to her job with a dozen roses and a teddy bear.
Beverly Poplin and Jeff Nahrgang-Last Christ
mas he took me to Charlotte and gave me a ring
just before dessert, (one year and nine months)
Travis Gaster and Anne Lyerly-We do sweet
things all the time. It not any special occasion
when we do something sweet for each other,
(four years)
Allison Horton and Dustin Lisk-When I found
out Grandpa died, he talked to me and stayed
with me. He brought me candy to cheer me up,
and the next day he picked me up for school,
(two months)
Wilson Beaver and Jessica Barringer-For our
seven-month anniversary, I gave her a
monogrammed fourteen-karat gold signet ring,
(nine months)
Here’s some ideas for you bachelors hoping to
snag the heart of your dearest damsel. As for
you guys who are already specialized in the art
of sweetness, keep it up.
Jennifer is thrilled about receiving a
gift from her romantic man Streak.
Was it hard? How many did you fi^e out?
Try using this website sometime. It is called
PhoneSpell. Try making up your own phone
messages. They are really fun!!!
Wfio Said Jfiat?
by Stephanie Efird
See if you can match up this month’s quotes with the movies they came from. Good Luck.
“I’ll be back.”
“Petie’s head fell off,Lloyd!”
“Your gun is digging into my hip.”
“Give me the keys,he doesn’t even have his
licence Lisa!”
“Hey you guys!”
“I think it was her grandma’s dog.”
“Man, Mrs.Parker knows!”
“Brothers can’t shake hands, brothers gotta hug!”
“Face it girls,I’m older and have more insurance.” _
How did you do? Are you a movie master, a middle man, or one of the numy movie quote
challenged people in the world? Next time, pay closc attention to pick up on movie quotes at the
theater so you can be a movie master!
Weird Science
Forrest Gump
Friday
Tommy Boy
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Fried Green Tomatoes
Goonies
Dumb and Dumber
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