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Clerk-( Trylngto sell .shirts) ‘*fhese a.ro e^.pecially strong chirts, madam. They simply laugh at the launarv," Customer- '’I know that -kind, I Jiad so:.io v;hich camc back v;ith their sides split," Teacher-( pointing to doer at zoo) "Jolinny^ what is that?” Johnny- don’t Imow." Teacher- "V.Tiat does your mother call yoiir father?*' Johnny- *’Don*t toll me that's a louse'\ “spare a copper for a poor nan who has been reduced to beggary?” "But I see you actually have a car of yoi;.r own "Yes, lady, that is the reason 1 have been reduce d to be:;^gary," "What pretty hair you have, Betty }you get it from your mother, don*t you?" "ITo, I s’poso I get it from .Oaddy. His is all gone." "I want some grapes for my rjic;: husband. Do you knov; if any poison sprayed on these you have?'* "No, Madami you’ll have to ,^ct that at the druggist’s". Prances-"I’m. (jlad I won’t be living a thousand years from nov;," ' Bessie- "\/h^?^ Pranc^cs- "\7ell, just think of a].l the history there’ll be to study by that time". Fr, ITcwt on- "There is direct and indirect taxation. Give me .'n exrT.pHo of indirect taxat ion, Lyman*? Lyman- -^Txhe-. dog tax, sirV- i.:r, ITewton- "Hov; is t hat?" Lyman- "Thu dog doesn’t have t o pay it". Teacher- "\7hat is an adult?" Pupil- "An >>adu3.t is a person v;ho has stopped growing eepect arcune the wai st".
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