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Sleepy - "For three quarters of an hour I lay awake
all nightV ^ ^ .
’*V/hat are you doing nov/, Sam?*'
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"An e xporter?”
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""/ha t are you screaming for**, askod the dentist angrily, "I have
not even touched the tooth'yetV
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A recruit failed to salute a The captain folio? d
him and inside and denanddd; "Don*t you recognize the uniftrrm?"
"Yea sir,2 replied the reeuit, feeliAg the captain’s coat# "Pretty
nice uniform, look atthis thing they issued meV
Departing Guest- "You got a pretty place here, Prank, but it looks
a little bare yet'J
Host- "Oh, it»s only becauso the trees are still a little young.
I hope they»11 have groWn to a good size before you come again’.'
"There’s an old- clothes man at the doorV
" Tell him wo*to got all we needy
ITev; missionary - "Did you laiow Hr, JonesW* ' ..L •
Citzen Of Cannibal Tow n • "Y,n.iy, yes [He v;as the pride of the
island*.'
liissionary- !tl v/onder v/ hy he left so nice a place as your island"’,
Ctonibal- *'Ho didn’t lea vc. You see sir, times got so hard we had
to swallow our pride’,'
I'irst Qolfer- "The ®Saps on ti-iis course are very annoying’.’
Second Golfer- -"Yes, aren’®' they? Will you please close yours?"
Mrs.- "Gracious, Henry, v/ha t are you spanking Junior for?S'
Mr,- **You forgot,dear,he gets his school report tomorrow and
I have to leave on this trip tonight’,’
"never judge a book by itts movie’,’
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