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THE MIDGET
May, 19112
the United States in 1937.
Hon. George P. Harris, president
of the Carolina Bank and Trust Co.,
will deliver an address to-night at
the American Banker’s Association
which meets in Albemarle tonight.
His subject will be: “How Carolina
Got Ahead."
'Mr. Paul W. Smith, chief mechanic
of the American Air Corporation,
will start Monday in a tour of the
world in Derigible No. 843.
Hon. Henry L. Snuggs, one of the
ablest authorities on international af
fairs, was appointed Chief Executive
of the council of the Nnited Nations,
'Mr, Winfred Gaddy, editor in chief
of the World Wide News, has ob
tained seventy-five thousand new sub
scriptions in his recent campaign for
new subscribers.
New Lnodon is arranging for the
reception of the world famous actor
and actress, Mr. Carl Winecoff and
Miss Annie Dry, who will honor this
city with their presence next week.
It was learned today that the world
renowned chemist, Evelyn Hall, has
discovered a treatment by which
tuberculosis can be cured in sixty
days. Misses Mary G. McLaughlin
and Ardie Casper, head nurses of the
State Sanitorium, reported that pa
tients jhfav'ei ,|been completely cured
in two weeks by this treatment.
Miss Mary Anderson, candidate for
sheriff of Stanly Cuunty, will speak
in the court house this evening on
“The needs of Stanly.”
The reports of the health inspector
show that the cafeteria, “Irene,” man
aged by Miss Irene Skidmore is the
best in the South,
The students of the A. H, S., who
boarded with Miss Ethel Snuggs this
session, presented her with a set of
silver.
Let Miss Ruth Pickier, reader en
tertain you tonight. Admission $1.00.
The proceeds will go to the Radium
Fund of the laboratory of the A. H.
S.
Martin Augustus Boger there
was an unusual sputtering, the voice
stopped. One of my vacum tubes
had burned out. I replaced it as
quickly as possible but only to hear
“This is Mercruy signing off,” Good
night.”
LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT
(By Evelyne Hall).
We, the iSenior Class of the Albe
marle High School, being very digni
fied and of sane minds, and fully
realizing that our departure will be
greatly lamented, in order to atone
for causing this grief, do hereby or
der and request that all the remnants
of our occupancy, both good and bad,
be bequeathed to those hereinafter
mentioned as legacies to them and
their assignees to eternity.
Item I
To the Junior Class we do hereby
will and bequeath:
Our dignity and many Senior priv
ileges—including the liberty of cor
roding jawbreakers and masticating
chewing gum.
Item II
To the members of the Faculty we
do hereby leave:
All our smiles, sweet dispositions,
patience, good humor, slowness to
anger, and non-scowling brows.
Item III
To our dear Alma Mater we do
hereby devise and bequeath:
Our loyalty in endless duration and
our sincere pledge to strive earnest
ly towards making it a better, bigger,
and more renowned institution.
Item IV
To our Friends and Parents do we
hereby will:
Our appreciation for aiding us in
reaching this glad hour.
Item V
To the athletes we do hereby be
stow all our “pep”, fighting ability,
perseverance, and “stick-to-it-ive-
ness.”
Item VI
To the following mentioned indi
viduals we, as distinct members of
the 'Senior Class, do hereby be
queath, devise, bestow and will:
1. To Mary Davis, Henry Snuggs
Latin pony.
2. To Geneva Poplin, Annie Drye’s
“gift of gab.”
3. To Ralph Feagin, Winfred Gad-
dy*^s position as Business Manager of
The Midget.
4. To Juanita Huneycutt, Mary
Anderson’s ability of “ragging” the
piano.
5. To Charles iMcSwain, Evelyne
Hall’s rapidity.
6. To Boyd Hatley, Paul Smith
leaves his spare time.
7. To Lewis Kluttz and Marvin
Huneycutt, Gus Boger and Mary An
derson’s aged feud.
8. To Ed Widenhouse, Gus Bo-
ger’s radio ability.
To Miss Pridgen, Ruth Pickler’s
Latin pony.
10. To Pauline Little, Ardis Cas
per’s quiet nature.
In witness whereof, we, the Senior
Class of ’22, the testators, have to
this, our Last Will and Testament,
subscribed our names and set our
seal this 26tli day of June, one thous
and, nine hundred and twenty two
Anno Domini.
Signed:
Winfred Gaddy, Gus Bogei', Carl
Winecoff, Evelyne Hall, George Har
ris, Annie Drye, Ardis Casper, Ruth
Pickier, Henry Snuggs, Irene Skid
more, Mary G. McLauchlin, Paul
Smith, Mary Anderson.
Ernest May, Hazel Mclver, Ed
'Hinson, Witnesses.
When you graduate from the harmful, half-sweetened
drinks into the CHERO-COLA class, you will be in high
gear. All the stores have it. Go in and wrap your
stomach around a bottle.
“THERE’S NONE SO GOOD ”