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THE TWIG Jokcsi liiiili l.oary: "lion'i ycm siiioll .“onu‘- tliitii: ItiiriiiiiM:?" Miiry [.iiv(': "Yi's. what is it?" liiuli: ■'! (ioii'f Uiidw. 1 il'iii't siiU'li it, liui I linn ymi'il siiy ye.-!." Tln'iimi Wiii'ii: "A lii;mntlic'i'iiii lias iii'rivcrl in tins I’ntiuiry fmm Ania. T!iai liidn't nu'ini aiiytliins I'J us until ilii' sc'iciiiists Uiiidly .‘Xpliiimul tluit a tiiaiioilu'riid is a lUTissodai'fy iiiiitlato. Joliiniy Hill: "So Virginia is your iiicjisl sisti'r. \Vlii) ('(hiics al’tor iu'f'.'" Virginia 1‘ird's yomia''!' .sisifr: “No- l)(idy ain't cnnu* y*'t: Imt I’a says tli>' tirst fi'lliiw tliat conns': ran luivc ht-r." ''^^ay. ain't y;in di' I'ollcr vci; I nu't in Philadidiiliia'.’" ■'Pliiladt'liiliiaI ain't never l)con dcrc." ••Veil, nc'tdf'i' have I, I siiicss it must iiavu lio;n two midt'i' felloi's.” '•(Ill, constalili'. I ft’i'i so I'linny." ••Wliat's the niattfi'. iiuulani'.’ Huvc you vorlijio?" •‘Oil yi's, nmstaliU'. ulioiu two miles," Ai'tcr llu’ niaiuu'avtiu'M's havi' mil a I'vw nioi'c cinilrois (ni tiic wliivl ami (hr clash atnl havi* adflcd a few liin- ;:iiscs i'ii' ihc ict’t to nianiinilaiL’, the on!y persons who will lie alilc to drive a i';ir will lie pipe orjianisls." !-]liz-Holilis: ' UlK'n 1 write far into f|K‘ ni;:hi 1 linii sireat dilHciilty in Ket- liiifi to sli'i'i)." l.ouisc Aidi-rman: ••Tlicn why don't V(i!i r;'a(i over whal you've written?" \’lrsi*' H.: "At any rate. Ida. no one can say I'm twci-facPd.’’ !da I.owe: "Faith, no, Virsjie. It' ycin weri.'. ynii'cl leave tliat uiiG at iimue" :\!iss Ro.^ers: '•Take this sentence: '’I'ake the niw out of tliis lot.’ Wliat moDd'.'" Salli‘ Peek: "The cow." A visitor said lo .Marion Allen: •'.\nil wliiii will yon do. jny l'ar, wlic-n you ai-f as liis as your mother?" Marion, piayin-^ Uie rok' of a modorn ymiiiv laily. aiiswci'ed: "Diet." Sailif llol)!)s: "Ves sircf, some one aiiiH'd a Ij;isi‘. inwardly t'.-'S at nn’." Kuliy llarvill-': •'And wliat kind of an I iitr i. iha' ?" Sadie II.: "A hase. cowai'dly I'sii;? .\ luisi'. I'owar'Ily (‘ai: is on' iliai hits you—and I lie n run.'"." i.,ucy l’'ikinsiin: "ilow does Jaek niakr love'.’" I,ois StaiTord: ■Wtll. 1 should deline it as unskilhcl lalior." I’roi'. Itiley: •'1)0 you ililiik Ihis class is a joke, yoiitm laly'.’" Mary .Xrpi'ue; 'N'o, sir; I'm not liuiahiuj; ai the 'hiss." .MK.MOIMAI, ( OF STI'iM’N'I.s' HAr,LV I’.irrl: "Whal (Io"h .iohiiny mean i>y sentliiii.' in- oil" I'ai'iiatioii a day rit'ht alonj;?" (.1, P.laloek: "Why. don't you know? He's sayini; ii with lluwers and iie stutters,” "The Lord loveih u ehi.’erfiil yivcr." (incited the wise niiy. "AVell, who doesn't?" naotted tlie sJmple inii.u. Dr. Law: "Whal is the derivation of the word lunatic?" F, iM. Aime: "i.uiia. the tnoon, uinl er—attie, Hie U|)per story," Ruth Shaw: "Stnmiiy, there’s a let- ti I in tl'.e mall box for yon," Stumpy ilarris: "Why, I’ve; just l)PC‘n to the mail liox, I het it’s a spe- —whal kind of lellfv was it?” Ruth Shaw: "Letter rip," fCovtiviird frovi page 1) h'li Moniorial. niado an Interesting talk. At i:"'' the incetinM,' of the B, Y, 1', r.'s iul.ioiirned. aiu) tlic young peo- [ile met (0 ))lan for th«> next year's work. I'mler the leadership of Mr, Warren, I’ullen Memorial has ac'oin- plished many ii'itahle aehievemcMits in th" sliiilent woi'iv during the past year, and still greater i)lans are heins made for the future, [nterestinu; talks were made hy Dr. iCllls. pasUir of I’lillen .Memorial, .Mr. (iihnorc’, alumnus of Slale Collesie, and Mr. 'Wavroii. Oin* c'Ts wei'e nominated for the student orL-aniziition whieli will function with I he ehuroh next year. Tlie cdection of the oliii'ers will take plaee at thp 'liurch social. -Annaliello Ahhott and i-’ay f.ineheiry were nominated for the Meredith sceretarioa. The heauliful (|uartelt(,'s rendered throii.uhont the afternoon hy the Stato t'oilese boys and the Meredith sirls addfid si'oally lo ilie oiijoyment of the .ervio(^. (Coufhiucd from page 3) !im the year, and, in a very .ureat ni*'asure, lielns to increase the de- clainiini; interest in tlio Socicty. and lo make it a livinsi part c(f tlie College. The proi;ram was sort of an unii-siial one—in iliat if was diffei'>nt from the oni's usually t;ivi’n. (iazei Maity stve a sliort review of the most outstandiiiK liolitieal. social, and economic cveiils cd' (he year. L^eatrice Thomas read a most eharmina: story, witii extremely Sool rendition. As tlie evening needed a Idt of frivolity. Ruliy liar- ville real several cdovor. new-to-sonin jokes. nUI»lATI\; tn-CITAL 01’ ,MI,SS VMMUMA I$00M: (Continued from page 1) iii'r iiro.urain was as follows Berceuse. Oji. 22. Xo. :! Jxmn'Dioif i’ense*.' Fnsiilive, 0]i. 20. Xo. 2. Kiirtiiiiioj)' Valsi', Op, 2'i. No. K'ir;/iiioll Aral)es([ue. Op. .\o. 2 Snmhl Sniiaia. O, Minor, 0|i, H). N’o. 1, I!i'rllli)i'i'ii Allesrro Adaaio ‘ i’resto On rhi’ .MiJitiitaiiis, Op. lH. Xo. 1, Crinj Ih'iday l‘roce.«Kion, Oi). Ifi, Xo. 2, (Iri' fi [•'rim ihe Carnival, Op. 11), Xo. Cririi 'I'lii' ushers were: .laiiet Holman, Klma ric'etwooi, Thelnui Fleetwood, i-’raiices White. Ilaeliael Wilkinson .Mary Uhmnt Martin, Kallierino Shields and Pauline Patton. Out of tiwn «uesis were Mr. and .Ml'S, W. K. iioone, ICufione IJoone, Jlr.s. K, L. liollini, Wilton Hentluill. Arch Si|iiare, X. (.'., Mrs. R, liaker. Alios- kie. X. r,. lOdward Hooiie, Richmond. Vu,, Mr. and Mrs. Alvah Early and .^^r, .1, Everette Hunter, Wake Forest, X. .Miss iOva Lassiter, JaeUsou, X, .Mr, and Mrs, Charles Hcjiisood, W(Mid(dl. X. C, ( IIAi’KI, KXKin ISKN HKLU HV l’UOFK.SS(Hf in,AIR (Continued from page 1) h'fje is Id he r'hosen hy a contest in Hie cidlesie. anrl Hiese are all lo moot al (Jreensliori) in iinai coiiiiietilion for tilt; in'ize. •All those who have time ar; ufRcd to enter, not only for the .sake of per- S(Uial |>restine. hut for what if would mean for .Meredith, a sirls college, to -taii>l in Hie lead. .Mi:in;iMTii noNO ('o.M:>iiTrKi; .MKKTS U'lTII A 1IIM)1{KI) YISITOHS (Continued from page 1) hearty woleoine, he set forth the ex- peetations of the? College family in reciard to the rosiills of Hie nieetinp; which would he the direcl outcome of tlie efforts of the men pithered In the room. He emphasized the over grown coiuUtioii of Meredith, setting iH'r forth in the iiglU of an overgrown hoy. Xeediiig a iiunihcr two shoo hut atlenipting to wear a five. The col- Iv.w is sadly Un'king in etiuipmenl, spaci'. room for growth, and proper dormitiry facilities. Meredith is the IJaplist Wonuvn’s eollege of the state aiKl if her sLiideiils are to ho properly trained for future service, they need modern iniildings and orniiimient, Witliout them, the coIIoro cannot .urow, aiui hy the laws of socioty, Hicro musl eith“*' he growth nr retro gression. The meeting was animated hy a spirit of servii-c and good will. It will iivi' willi us. and may its efforts he far reaching. "Thi; lleiid that Imrrie.s man is love of host." The slogan might he: "Onward speedily to a higger, belter Meredith, an Alma .Mater lo lie loved, admired, and trusted in overything." V0( Al, RKnTAI, J1V1:N 15V .IMS.S •lANFT nOLO.MAN (Continued from parje 1) ".My .MoHier iiids Mo Himi ]\iy Hair" 1-iaydii “Th(- K iss" Heolhoven "Faifes Live Mos Avoux (Fiiusl) .... tiDunod •'Wliithor" Schnberl -■‘\Yliat Matter?'’ Delihes "Serenatle'' Tsehaikowsky "A Song of rroviineo" Eva Dell 'Ac(iua "i.a 'i'aralella" Hoyd 'To .\ Messenger" I.a Foi'go "\''ishes Three" Garlan The iisiiers were Misses Virginia ISooiie, Klma and 'i'lielma Fleetwood, lOlizahc’tli Higgs, Ueraltlino (lower, Rmnui Lancasler, .\nnie (irudy and Helen SenleUe. ft is safe (o prediet that if :\liss Holmnaii continues hor Hinily she will liecfnne ii voeai arlist of no mean repu- I ai ion. Vl.KM't E,T( HAl, I)J:I‘AI{T.>1I;NT (iivi:s i{i;('i:E‘rro\ i'ok (insi-s (Continued from page 1) prize which caused some excileineut and adde! unusual intevest was a cor sage given to Hie prettiest girl. At tin? einl of the evening ice cream and I'akes were served, while several selec tions were reiKlcrinl hy the Stato Col- k'ge Qnavlclt.e. AMMNAM OF lUHLlNii Sl'HJNJiS llKill SCHOOL i;\Ti:i{TAI\ Blanton, Paul J-lowell, C, Rex Long. 15. 10, Simmons. F. Y. Blanton, Yaney JC. Eiioit, (,'harlfs Horn, 0. S. .Moore. B, H, Chami>imi, Carl Bridges, .!, il. Austell, Robert A, (lardner, Gtiy i)aves, W. B, Harrill. H. Ci. .Moorn. Paul OoUi, Thomas C. Harrill. Amlie Pow(dl, Clifford Hamrick, Xewlon Bridges, JJiin J iawkins, Clarence .Mat bony, Xathaniol Walker Vernon Walker, Wortii Higgins. Piery t.'arter. Prof.: "Yon w'ere absent when I called on yon to recite last time, so I hail lo give you a zero," Frosh: "Oh, well, that means nofli- iii.K to mo." —Belle Hop. He; "Whul do you say to u tramp in the woods?" She: "Xothing." —fJargoylc. First Xeiglihor; "Whal is the band doing playing (.his time of day?" Sei'Diid Xeigbbor; “That's not (be hand; Hial’s Mr, .Jones iieating his wife on the ear drum." —MI.sb L. D. your (ime-pioce so often?” Smith fsuavrly): "Yes, sir! I was afraid, sir, that you wouldn’t have time lo finish your interesting Icclure, sir." —Black and Bliie-Jay. V'oirdi'f? Moriiinij Flui); '‘1)0 you know anything abont Hie sun’s molions'?" Duli; ‘‘Knre, I stayed awake one oilire niulit irying to lignre it out and linaily Ibo whole thing dawnetl on me." —Vale Record. Till' Sins of the Chittlrrn ,Johnnii‘: "j\Iotber, I ,fnl seen—" Mother (reprovingly); ",Jolinnic! WlK're’s your grammar?" .iohnnie; "I was jusl irying lo tell ymi. She’s down at the barber shop getting her hair liobhedi” ■—Pclican, Teiicher: ■Moininie, whal is a pro noun?" .iohnnie; "Cow is a pronoun," Teacher: "Jlow do you gel that? (.'ow is a noiiii." .Iohnnie: "It’s a pronoun, bccause it -stands for .Mary." —B. T. Dinu; "Tom remind.s me so nnich of a football." Dora: "How's that'?” Duni; “He's always .getting kicked!" —Mi»s L. D. Wnild-he Snieidi.': “Don't rescue me, [ want to die.’' Swimmer: "Well, yon'll have to postpone that. 1 wanta life-saving medal.•• —Ti.ger. Proi.; "Mr. Smith, would yoxi mind telling me why you are looking at Dr. Winston: "Miss Homer, whal is floalin.u' soap?” A. Momor; "Ivory,” Burtelle Blackwell: "Mary Priinees, (brow me the Aem-n, please.” In response, Mary Krancis seized a hickory-niM and 'onii)lied with the reijuest. “Can you swim?" "Can 1? Fellow, I tralHi! t;op in Venice." used to be a —Dodo. “Flowers for Every Occasion” N. W. COBB, Florist 130 Fayetteville Street Quality and Service Guaranteed JOYNER BEAMON, Agent Phone 207 RALEIGH, N. C. EVERYTHING IN.SPORTS^ND^DRESS WEAR AND OUR USUAL 10% DISCOUNT ON ALL'MERCHANDISE TO MEREDITH STUDENTS Service Satisfaction **A Walk Around ihe Corner Will Convince You'' CORNER WILMINGTON AND EXCHANGE (Continued from page I) The hoKtes.ses were Misses Lillian Michael, Mary Sue Prnett, Grace Bla lock, Sadie ,IenkinR and Odessa High tower. Those invited from Meredith were Misses Bnrvellc McFarland. Nedra l.iiiiford, Charlie Dawes. Urnca Webb, Virdeli Matthews, Myrtle Herring, noltie Hewlett, Edith Morgan, Gene vieve Aioi'gan, Mary AlIi.son, Julia Saveranw, Mary Speev, Sarah Tbonnis, Delilah Cheeves, Ruby Ravkcr, Inez .-\rnolle, Velnni Poplin, Novella Ken drick, Lois Stafford, Charlie Mae 15ply, Sadie Riggs, Marguerite Har rison, (luestK of honor were, Messrs M. D. J MEREDITH COLLEGE For Young Women ADMITS ONLY THOSE WHO HAVE HAD FOUR YEARS OF WORK IN AN ACCREDITED HIGH SCHOOL Facilities ^Excellent Charges Moderate e'oT InSormation or Catalogue, write CHAS. E. BREWER President
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