4 THE TWIG 1_ _ W-M[lMnMD^IMD»-‘ ■ Jobes Painful Occasion "Well, how (lid you enjoy your trip to the dentist’s?" “I was bored to tears!”—Boston Transcript. .1 Howler Cockney Visitor; “Wot's that awful noise outside?” Country Host: “Why, that’s an owl.” Cockney Visitor: “I know it’s an ’owl but ’oo’s ’owllng?”—Dry Goods Economist. lV7io Do They Scrub “Guess my girl in college has chang ed her mind about basketball. She’s evidently going in for something more useful.” •■How so?” "Now she writes that she has made the scrub team,”—Louisville Courier Journal. Kecpiny Father Amused ■‘Are you sure the coast is clear?” she whispered sliding down to the arms of her lover. "Yes,” he replied. “I succeeded fh boring a hole in the water pipe. Your father has discovered it and will keep his finger on the hole until the plum ber arrives.”—Virginia Reel. The Crucial Point •'Is there no hope for my hus band—” “Go on madam.” “Is there no hope, doctor; is there no hope?" "That depends, madame, on what you are hoping for," said the doctor reaching for his hat.—Richmond Times-Dispatch. Old HtJiff ■•What are you crying for?" “The Doctor has just taken one of my teeth out!” 'Pooh! My mother takes all of hers out f.-very nisht, but she doesn’t cry!” —Kasper. h'ural Arrciiities ''\Vh:ii be ye thinkin' of Janet?'’ ”.\oihin' much.” "Why warn’t ye thin’ of me?” "I Wfi'i-.''—The Passing Show. — (London,) Moi-r nil fifajHlals "Whiii do yon suppose the Shenan doah will lliid ill the North Pole?” '•Dotiiith'ss a lot of ICskinios with .‘^tock in Doo (.'oDk'.s oil wells,”—Life. H'ick III Xfifiiri' T'Vu rolored im-n were standing on tlh> corner discussing family trees, "Yi-s. suh, man,” .saiil Ambreze, “I ciiii trace my family relations back to a family tree." "Chase 'om back to a family tree,” said Mose, "Naw, man, trace ’em. trace 'em— Ket me?” "Well, they ain't but two kinds oC thinss dat live in trees. Birds and monkeys, and you aho’ ain’t sot no feathers on you.”—Judge, J-JiisiJy hlcntificil First C:oll'er—‘'That was a fine ilrive you made this morning." Second Golfer—"Which one do you mean?" First Golfer—"Oh you know—that time when you hit the ball!"—The Humorist (London,) FORTY COLLEGE STU- DENTS OF SOUTHERN FEDERATION VISIT MEREDITH •ME.N FROJr SOUTHKKJi COLLEGES EN ROUTE Sl‘EM) A> HOIK AT JIKHEIHTJI “Southern Federation of College Stu dents forty strong, representing eigh teen Southern colleges in nine states —now meeting in Chapel Hill stop on motor tour—will pass your school about four o’clock this afternoon. Hope they can see some of your stu dent body." Such was the telegram surprisingly received by Whit Powell, president of Student Government Association, on Friday afternoon. And oh, what a shock when this mob of "Southern Shieks” tiled up the Meredith steps and lllled the front hall. Two huge Carolina busses checking ’round and ’round Meredith had at tracted much attention during the afternoon and the curiosity of each girl interested was appeased when the buses halted on our campus and unloaded their occupants. The shock was not too great to be overcome, however, and very soon a number of the Meredith girls were utterly swamped by these brave young men. A blonde “ApoJlo" from Washington-Lee stood forth in strik ing contrast with a handsome shiek from Tennessee and others from Ala bama, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Kentucky and Klissouri. This delegation had met at Chapel Hill in the interest of Student Gov ernment, which, as the formal ex-’ presslon of the moral self, presup- ,poses the existance of an inner ap preciation of right conduct, of a ten dency to right judgment where con fronted by deliberation and of a will that executes in the presence of what is conceived to be a duty. Such a chattering, laughing, lively bunch of the South's gay youth is sel dom surpassed, and It was a great pleasure privilege that the Meredith girls had in entertaining them for a short while. Their appearance was sudden, but more so their departure, In fact the whole affair seemed an illusion. Such organized activity silves the principle of action and re action an opportunity for full i)lay, and may be made a means to higher moral development. The more often such activity takes tangible form in such a pleasant way as wiis made by this recent visit the more Meredith girls approve It. riMMiRKSS 01'’ I’AST OlVliS HOE’K KOI? 'I'lfK FlTVKlv (Continued from page 1) years of the effort to place Meredith in the Southern .\ssoclatlon, The most elusive achievements were tiiose of salaries and the endowment fund. First, the salary to be rcciuired was placed at $1,500. When It seemed that the goal was almost reached, It was placed at $2,000. Still later, it was made $3,000, The -endowment fund was first placed at $175,000, Then, like the salaries, it increased, stopping for u while at $200,000, and then reaching $.500,000. We could not have achieved this, had it not been for two things. First, they allowed us $200,000 endowment, provided there was a yearly income of $25,000 from permanent sources rather than the students. Then the Board of Educa tion KavG us $15,000 which was our much noeded per cent interest on the S.'^OO.OOO we so badly needed. When Meredith's entrance to the Association was (inally accomplished, It seemed that a will-o'-the-wisp had been caught, so elusive had been the 'stumbling blocks. And now we are hoping to soon be at our “New Meredith," where we will have space enough to expand, physical equipment as well as that of the class rooms, and a chance to en joy nature on our own campus. How ever, we can't hope to have the whole scheme carried out at the present time. But we would all regret to think that our whole plant would be linished in a year or two. There would then be no chance for a thrill In the prospect of enlargement. The. dormitories and the library will be the iirst consideration. Both of these will be entirely of lireproof material, as they will be permanent. The dormitories will be as complete and up-to-date as possible, with all modern conveniences. The library will contain the administrative offices and the social center. This must be lireproof and permanent, on account of the numerous records and docu ment that could not be replaced in case of destruction. Some of the buildings put up at Hrst will necessarily have to be of temporary materials. The class rooms may be built of wood, and yet be comfortable and convenient. The same thing Is true of laboratories, the gymnasium, the music studios and the practice halls. However, these struct ures will be replaced by permanent, fireproof ones as soon as the money comes In. This change and the progress calls for no new spirit, but merely an in carnation of the old spirit in a new body. It will take faith to do this, but it will take no more than that shown by those who made our founda tion. It will take sacrifice, but no more than that made 'by the first men and women who struggled to help Meredith over the many obstacles in her way. In short, it is a task that will test us, and that calls upon us to prove ourselves worthy of those who labored and suffered in the fight for the supremacy of our Alma Mater, •JLKE CLUH ftlVES COXCEUT (Continued from page 1) wife were also there to add a portion of cheer and gladness. The time was spent very pleasantly and as the girls rose to go, they ex pressed their anticipation of the Wake Forest College Glee Club concert soon to be given at Meredith, With the gilrs of the club were Miss Ruth Goldsmith, accompaniest, and Dr, and Mrs. Brown. NEW Ol'KICERS I.NSTALLEl) (Continued from page 1) the girls the Importance of the posi tions the Y, W, C. A. cabinet mem bers hold as religious and social leaders of college life. SKMORS K>TEI{TAI.\EI) AT IHNNEIMtY Illi. HKEWKH (Continued from page 1) Fruit salad with Rociuefort Dressing. Mints—Nuts, Ice cream and cake. CAI'S AM) (iOWXS ' (Continued from page 1) present ring being of the same design as some high school rings. The Senior president spoke of the pleasure with which the senior class has been looking forward to the arrival of the rings and the benellts derived from waiting until the senior year to get them. She pointed out that the rings would be dearer and signify more If only those that would graduate would wear them and If they were bought previous to the senior year, many girls who would not finish would be wearing the Meredith rings. Miss Ida Poteat spoke as a repre sentative of the faculty and assured us of the artistic beauty and worth of the ring. Trusting Miaa Ida's wonderful ability, we did not need to hear that the design was a Tiffany one. We sincerely hope that the student body will see the wisdom and improvement shown in this change and support Miss West In the hope that the design will be taken as standard by the college. EDITOK OF OAK LEAVES ELECTED FOR 1>'.C0ML\G YEAK (Continued from page 1) Junior Editors Bettie Hewlett, Katie Dale Sophomore Editors Ruth Boyce, Maude Bowers. All of these girls were considered from the standpoint of faithfulness and ability. WAKE COUXTY COSLVEXCEMENT >fl’SrC COXIEST AT MEREDITH (Continued from page 1) nounced that all those without an eleven o'clock class might listen to the contestants. This was especial ly interesting to music students, and they were delighted when Dr. Brown excused them from Harmony in order that they might attend. Several schools were represented by a chorus or quartet of which were Knightdale, Cary, Apex and Wakelow. Each number was rendered quite well but it was decided by the judges that the Cary contestants were superior singers in the choruses but Apex was named winner in the quartets. Both the chorus, “Carry Me Back to Ole Virginny” and the quartet, “She Sleeps, My Lady Sleeps” showed that there is musical talent in Wake Coun ty High Schools. PIANO RECITAL BY MISS NAOMI WILSON (Continued from page 1) The whole program was given with much expression and an almost total lack of technical errors. Her program was as follows: Valse Caprice op. 53 Hofmann Romance, op. 44, No. 1 Rubinstein Die Jagd Rheinberger Sonata, op. 42 Schubert Allegro Scherzo Rondo Mazurka Caprice, op. 20 Mason Reverie Schutt Hark! Hark! The Lark Schu'bert-Liszt Invitation to the Dance, op. 65 Weber The ushers were: Lois Lawrence, Pearl Price, Ruby Honeycutt, Louise Wilson, Edith Maynard, and Velma Patterson. Out of town guests were: Miss Alene Luther, Mrs. 0. S. 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