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THE TWIG
The Twig
Bi-Wepkiv A$ (ht OffUiai Organ 0/ tht Slu44nt
noay of Mertditk Collto*
Editorial Staff
OAKAM Hudson Editor
Eva Butlkb Aaaociate ESUor
EtonoTiiY Bei.i Managing Editor
Mauy ViBotKiA Oi.BNN Mattaffinff Edilor
RACiiEt Manrss Slanaging Editor
Mary Frances Biiown Managing Editor
Cathkiiine Ciiifi'ri.i.r Sports Editor
ViRoiNiA Si.uDEu Feature Edilor
Hki.f.s MAoI^rrofllr OolumnUt
Bi.iZADifrH PauiTT Cartoonist
Business Staff
Aha Wai.l Business Manager
Oai-iinb Proham Assistant Business Manager
Makv Elizaiiktii Postf:r Circulation Manager
Marqarbt Bunn Sabah Jackbon
Marv Oarvf.y Nan Davis
AoNEB Oraiiam Martha Carter
Reporters
Lillian Watkins BvtxvN Holvfield
Rosanma Barnes Saba Justiob
DoRoxnT Roland Bdwina Lawrbnob
Bkrniok Brinklbt Mautha Olive
RACnr.L Fulton Mvktie Ppterson
Alh'K Fai.i.h Corhina Shsrbon
Fr.o Hkwitt Marion Daiiiikn
MahikSi'ch; MarvGokdon
Mary Hbsteh Powei.i,
Typists
Ruth Martin Vivirn Jf.pfreys
Ruth McCants Mahy Ei.r/.AiiKTH Fkikiuson
Martha Stbooi-
Rnt«red a» Beeon«J*clau niBtUr October tt» 102S, at
Po*% OfHce at llaleish. N. C.« uader Act of March 81
1$?H.
Accfptanfie for malllnir at spccUl r«t« ot poaUse pro-
via«l tor InSccUon U03. Act of Octobcr 3, 1917» au
thoritgd October 11. 1B23.
SUBSCRIPTION PniCE 11.70
Sug^gestions for Exams!
Observing the deep concentration that
is being spent on books at this particu
lar time, everyone can see that examina
tion week has come again. Some seem
to doubt the need of exams and have the
opinion that they are not true estimates
of a semester’s work. Of course, a teach
er with a set of questions answered in
two hours cannot And out everything
one has acquired in the course. The ob
ject of a final check-up, however, is not
to test the number of facts mastered;
it is to see how well a student can or
ganize her material and see that par
ticular course as a whole. But whatever
opinions are held on the matter we do
have examinations, and we should try
to do the best we can on them.
While we are in the midst of this
important week which only comes twice
a year, we need to remember some rules
which are not concerned with the tak
ing of the exams but deal with the
preparation for the ordeal to be fol
lowed. First of all, it does not pay to
sit up all hours of the night to cram a
little more for the exam scheduled for
the next morning. Again, see if better
work cannot be done by continuing to
eat the regular three meals a day. Do
not worry is the third in this series.
If calmness is maintained a student will
find that she really can accomplish more
than she could otherwise. Remember
that if one girl does not have an exam
on the fourth day, it does not n\ean that
the girls in the next suite are not study
ing for one. They will appreciate this
consideration if the busy signs as well
as the regular study hours are observed.
Although the major emphasis in this
article .eem.s to be concerned with how
to study, exerci.se anci fresh air really
help a dull mind. The time is here;
try to follow the advice given, then, you
be the judge to decide whether it is
good or had.—M. V. (.1.
Be It Therefore Resolved
This is li)‘l(). It’s now year, and as
numerous persons have already ob-
servud, ii i.s a very good time to make
resolutions. Of cour.scs the l)e.st time to
mali.‘ up youf nund to reform is Just
whenever you decide to reform. Most of
uj! tend to get in the mood to be good
when we’re home under the influence
of (lur families and in the spirit of the
Christmas season. But somehow the
actual day of liugiiiniig again has a way
of being put olF till we get back to col
lege. and then it i.s forgotten in the
luisUe. When uxams are over, how
ever, and the new semester begins, an
excellent opportunity is offered to all
those who think that they “should make
a resolution about something.”
After the usual resolutions to work
harder, grumble le.ss, and get more fun
out of life have been taken care of, why
not try something different? Resolve
to make up your own mind (and quit
making up other people’.s). Try setting
aside a small part of your allowance to
spend for ju.st plain foolishne.ss. Have
at least one good laugh every day. Keep
tabs on Brothers Adolph and Joseph in
the library every day. Write the kid
brother or sister once in a while. Make
some sort of a resolution anl then stick
to it at least until June, and probably
by that time it’ll be so much of a habit
that you won’t be able to stop. — Catii-
llllS ('tll)IIIICIlls.
■ — MffliKumi 1
A Plea To Our Elders
“I shall finish college in June.
“My classmates and I will have
reached the culmination of four years
ttf insurmountable desires — both our
own and those of our parents and
friends.
“Many nights have been spent in
wondering—where will I work next
year? Will I get married? How much
money can I expect on my first job?
Shall I take the first position offered
me?” Many, many thoughts have
winged through our crowded heads.
Everything that spells freedom to the
college graduate piles up and suggests
what we may think to be the true path
to success.
We know the world does not owe us
a living. No! We're willing to work
long and hard. We’re eager to share
the responsibility that belongs to every
American citizen. We know we can't
set the world on fire. Too many things
have molded our lives into paths of
practicality for us to lean toward the
spectacular. We’re content to do our
own jobs well.
The depression caught us—the war
babies—and played havoc with any se
curity that might have b«en ours. We
know security to be as ethereal a thing
as the democracy our fathers fought
for in the great war. Our universal
prayer is Peace—Peace as a cornerstone
upon which to build our lives. We ask
no greater gift of the older generation.
We know that we are lacking in the
experience of our fathers. Is our ig
norance a crime? Be sure that we will
look long and well at any measure that
suggests war. We don’t blame you for
the last one. You were only misguided,
and a little foolish. But don’t feed us
Democracy and Patriotism on postage
stamps and baby bonds—they turn to
gall.
Yes, we do love our country. To us,
the United States is the greatest coun
try on earth. We never fail to thrill
when the flag goes by. "The Star Span
gled Banner” makes us catch breath and.
thank God for a country like ours. What
we want is peace for a long enough
period to build permanently—for God.
There are three classes of us: Those
who wish to marry, those who wish to
work, and those who wish to continue
study. Will you let us do it? It is in
your power. Shall our husbands, our
employers, and our professors fall prey
to the same destruction that roamed the
earth twenty odd years ago?
Before God, we say to you, the Older
Generation, that if the Four Horsemen
that fertilize the battle fields, fill the
hospitals, and overwhelm the ceme
teries, ride once more—you will have
to go. You have been kind to us in your
way. You gave us our education for
living, but you may have failed to give
us life if you send us to war.
—Alabamian.
Mma>rri( I ——
War Great Opportunity
For ‘Women’s Rights*
Of late various magazines have been
carrying articles relative to alleged dis
crimination against the fairer sex in
the matter of jobs. The pros and cons
on the question: “Should women work ?”
have been argued ad nauseum. Net re
sult, as far as we can observe, is that
the numerous femmes continue to strug
gle along with their varied occupations
as if nothing had happened.
But with the outbreak of a war which
is due to last for a long period of time.
It might be well asked whether Europe
ts due for an eventual Amazonian rule.
With all the able-bodied young men
on the several fronts, the seven seas or
in the air, it remains for the “aweet
young thing.s” to carry on in civil occu
pations formerly held by their mascu
line protectors.
When hostilities finally cease, it re
mains to be seen whether the damsels
relinquish their war created authority
or reduce the battle scarred veterans to
dishwashers and nursemaids.
—Exchange.
Mfsimirii!
clally if he tikes them veil enough to take
them over again.
Tlie freshman aUus Improves with age, tike
a green apple and some girls 1 know.
Thank you, Ana.
' MaimtTH I ——
♦ — ■ —M———♦
Takes and Mistakes
THE STUDENT SPEAKS
JKilitrir'H Note; The fallnwina column conaieU
•1 ccintnliiitlons, wliieh we woleomc, hut which
iiri.' iiiit HCcMHarllj- the oiilnloiiH i,r »talT
nivmbbrH. I
DISAR KDITOR:
Tlii> S. (J, is dohiK !i tlioroiigh Job of
iniiklns Moiwllih n Iiettor place, !iut they
r'lm do jiodiiiiB If wa do not help them.
Tlie sugKj'slloii us to iiolae In tlio hulls ia
a very tltiiely suggestion and I think that
oaeh one or ua will beiieflt from it. Yet tho
suocess dopr'tids u|)on us. Supposo, for a
pliaiiKp. tho studouts cociperute without force
and make MeriKiith n plnaaant pluco in which
to live,- -U, M,
Surprlsi!: A contribution from Ana Lulaa
AnffUule. She says It whs found In a liUrary
bilok puliiished In 1808,
INTRODUCTION TO KllESHMAN CI.ASS
Tiic PruaUnian is « nocoaanry evil like cos-
(or oil, only more bo.
1 don I know who ia roaponslble for the
frosbnutn, but I bet he's aorry.
Thero WHrc no freslimon In the Garden of
lidi'n.
There are two and ono-lialC kinds ot frosh-
iiion—Kciol freslimen, bud freshmen, and the
pu rSORH.
All frosbnion are popiiiurly supposed to Iw
Kieon but all freslimen claim they are not
itrcen, wbic-h provoa tiial some folks Is color
biiml.
Freshiucn are usually not allowed to carry
calna, for fuar of conaekwenoBS, which la
French for sephonioroB.
Last fall, the freshmen licked the coDse-
kwences.
Some people claim that the freshman wea
maid by Nature, Tliey will have to he careful
or Nature will brinfj a libel suit.
Ulessod la he who invented antl-tojcin, Who
will Invent anti*froahmen?
A boy in love with a freahmun Is like a
yaller wasp loafing round a hop toad—wMch
la generally unhealthy for both,
Mathematics is the bain of freshmen, espe-
By Hblisk MaoIktohii
The Burning of Rome
{By MoTh Clioo Choo Tivain)
Vunee upon a time a long time ago, ther vos
living In the Roman E^nperlum a little boy
about so high, by the name from Nero. Now
the old man Vas wanting to call the kid Zero,
'cause he didn't know too much; but the old
lady objected and the old man gave in like
all good huabanda should, and they tagged
the Uttle kid Nero.
Now, to make ti short story long, sothe kids
ia horn with a silver spoon In their mouth,
but little Nero was born with a Roman candle
in each hand and, oh. boyl gee whiz! by golly!
hot dog! what a mean passion that kid had
for making firea, Every day when the nurse
took him roller-skating in the royal courtyard,
she tried to teed him animal crackers and
milk, but little Nero only cried for fire crackers
and gasoline.
One day when little Nero's father, who was
the Emporium from Rome, vas playing a
wicked game of monopoly with the royal
coachman, little Nero tripped gracefully over
the carpet and cried out to his father in a
soft, crooning voice; “Papa, I would chew the
fat mlt you on a aubjoct which is most Im-
portal to your Royal Highness. Did you aaid
what I hear?” "Okay, kid!” said the old man,
"Shoot and make it schnappel, 'cause I ain't in
the humor for cheap eags.” "Yell, rat I was
going to telling you vas deae, vas dose, vas
dum, when I should be getting to be a big
man like Jack Dempshl, could I please burn
down the Coliseum, huh, father, hub?" “Okay,
if It gives you pleasure mine little man, but
he sure the aparks don't spoiling your new polo
suit,” "Okay, kid!” aaid Nero and he slipped
and fell from the window out.
Now one day when little Nero vas reaching
himself about twenty-seven years from age,
hla ole man thought It would be a good Idea
It he ahould learn how to read and write. But,
little Nero had bigger and better ideas. He
wanted to becoming for himself a inooslcian.
So be went to Europe and he studied hard tor
a long time and pretty soon he vas playing
the second ukulele atrlng In the Roman Sym
pathy Orchestra. And oh, 1>oy, what a mean
atrlng that kid could tickle. Ho could play
Tho Rhapsody In Blue , . . and in seven other
colors.
Little Nero vas going all over Europe play
ing Sunday night concerts on Tuesday after
noon, until one day he received a telespatch
from the palace aaying that the old man vaa
having tough breaks mlt his health. He had
Flat Feet, Dropsy, Measles, Tomato Poisoning,
Fulling of the Room Rent, and Pie a la Mode
in the Orand Central Terminal, but outside
from that he was akoy. Then vun day ho re
ceived ii tclespatch saying that the old man
had passed away, "Aha!" said Nero, “now I
cun make myself the Emporium from Rome,”
So he went back to Rome, and vun night
when tho cabarets vas whooping It up and
the speakeasies vas talking louder, little Nero
grabbed his cigar-lighter. Jumped on his bi-
eyclo and started out to burn down the Coll-
suuin. The first place he came to was tho
town's biggest asboKtos factory and dat vas
bis volst enemy. As usual hla cigar-lighter
viian't working, niid he had to go back to the
I’alace for matches. Pretty soon little Nero
had the whole town burning up nicely, and he
r;limbed to the hishesl mountain peak and
started to sing and play on his little ukulele
“There’ll He u Hot Time In the Old Town To
night," and for an encoro he played a ayni-
Dhoiilc disarranGonient of "Keep the Homo
Fires Burning.''
Now the moral oC the story ia the voids
from Shake.speare. He wlio would ateal me of
iny pncketbook wmild got only 08 cents, but
he who would steal me of uiy good name I
woaldn’t give him two weeks booking in vaude
ville.
Unckword
Tills new edition ot The nurning of Rome
aims to present the tragedy not only as n
plere of litoraturo to i-ead, but alao aa a dis-
Uirti-d lesson in hlatory. Tiie editor haa tried
tn meet halfway—and in an inhuman way—all
the disinterest atudents actually feel In study
ing Komun hlatory.
For tills dynamic masterpiece no great au
thorities have boon consulted (which you can
roiidlly aee). Yul, with all due roapect to
scholarly authorities, this edition dei-lvoa Ua
Information frnm the editor's remarkable
imagination.
For further detalla, consult your local news-
papor.—"llun" Ilavna.
This Is a contribution from way up In good
old Now York State. Memorize and t«ll It to
tho boy friend. I'm sure he'll bo entertalned(?).
And hero's a coutrlbutloii from Flo Hewitt:
Who am I ... to dream of you.
To dream of our happiness together.
To plan foolish thlnga that can't come true.
And want you for mine—forever.
Who am I ... to love you so.
Your love and your honor I've never earned.
There's only ono thing I'd like to know—
Wlio am I ... as fur as you're concerned?
For Sam's gal?
You know vory well I would!
Little llshie in Uie pool
Wliy you awim there like a fool?
Why don't you ever leap and play?
Cause your master's gone away?
Fishle, I’m in deep water too,
And I’m feeling Just like you.
But I manage to laugh once in a while
and you can't even give a flshle smlle-l
See yuh!
January 20, 1940
Campus Leaders
EDNA BARLE COOOINS
"That makes me perfectly furi
ous!” She Is always saying that,
but one look at those big brown
eyes (which are Just one of her
claims to tame), Is proof enough
that she never means any such
sayings.
Edna Earle Cogglna was born
September 20; 1919, In Inman,
S. C., and 1s she proud of It!
(Well, wouldn't you he?) She la
the daughter of Mr. and Mrs,
W. H. Coggins, of Inman, and has
one brother and one sister, both
older than she. (But she isn't the
least bit babyish. . . .)
Thia Edna Earle of ours Is a
•'Night Owl." She sleeps In the
daytime so as to save her nights
for going out, for listening to the
radio, or (or partaking In bull ses
sions, and Edna Earle does love
bull sessions. You may have
guessed by this time that sleeping
Is ber hobby of all hobbies. She
sleeps on and on, and adores it,
but Just the same she jumps up
when the last bell rings. You see,
she doesn’t dare miss breakCaat;
we might have grits! Honestly,
it would break her heart to miss
the pleasure of partaking ot her
favorite Soatb Carolina dish.
And speaking ot eating, she la
one peraon who will never atand
to see tho producers ot chocolate
go on a sit-down strike. Ob, boy!
Just mention Toddle House choco
late pie and watch her purr! And
whenever you see heV B-Hlve
bound, which is often, you may
rest assured that its high time to
start dipping out the plain choco
late ice cream. . . .
She’s crazy about so many
things, including Here-Oowes
the-Hun roommate, that it would
take all week even to begin to
list them, but you are now going
to learn her pet peeve: She simply
cannot endure having to wait—>
for a bus, (or a program to begin,
or (or you! But she really should
not mind even waiting i( there's
a piano handy, tor she can play
that instrument something won
derful, and no kidding. Butch. But
anyway, if you ask her to go to u
movie (and she adores movies,
mind you), don't koop her wait
ing!
Edna Earle is the most export
punner you ever saw or beard toil
of, and you don't have to bang
ai’ound long to find it out. Bebe
wouldn’t be at all surprised to
hear her pulling ono in her sleep!
Her Individuality Is always crop
ping up In all kinds of ways. Why.
every timo she washes her hair
she arranges It in a now atyle, of
her own'oreatlon. by zlngo, And
she Is simply nuts over turbans
ihitt are different.
This cute child, who has alwny.s
been one of the cutest things out,
has a major In math and hlatory,
and Is planning to teach. She has
been active in so many things
(and sleeps so much, too!) that
everybody wonders when she ever
studies, but when the honor roll
la made up, she's always on it.
Although Edna Earle Is presi
dent of the senior class this year,
she still has time to indulge In a
good many campus activities—but
that began her frosltman year
when ahe was elected secretary of
her class and a -member of the B-
Hlve Coinmltteo, of which ahe is
now chairman. She kept up her
actlvitica and her Junior year was
treaauror ot tho Astrotekton So
ciety and on the Student Oovern-
mont Council and the Twio staff.
This year ahe Is, in additlou to
the other things mentioned, a
freshman counselor, oSoIal''ohap*
ei-one, and Is llstod In Who'ii W/io
In /l»if»'(c«n CoUei/eii anti Unlver-
Milieu. Vini aui’oly don’t need to
bo reminded that she ia an active
momber in several clubs here on
the canipua. And believe you me,
we weren’t kidding when we elect
ed her the cutest girl in the senior
clnss.
it is of general interest that
13dna Earle Just won't leave the
table at mealtime until she has
taken Just one last little alp ot
water! Let's drip out on that.
Suzy Snoop
Says...
Attention, ladles, Walter Win
chell's secretary, Miss Anne Aes
thetio. Is bringing to you the latest
news In the air or ether aome old
news warmed over.
Before the gossip begins I Just
want to remind you girts that
1940 Is leap year, eo all you Daisy
Maes can go out after your Little
Abners hand and toot. Remem
ber, life begins lo '40. Begin
early and avoid the rush and more
power to you!
Wake Forest turned out many
Santa Clauses tbia Christmas. Ask
Eddie Lawrence, Betty Baldwin,
Margaret Bunn and Rachel Poe
about what was in their stock
ings. Another young Santa Claua'
really ottered a nice make-up to
Janet Hobbs. Nor did Janie Par
ker get left out. Hoo-Ray (or San
ta Claus! Edna Earle also got a
little Christmas present!
Ask the hall proctor on third
floor A, why ahe is getting Gray
lately. (It took me Ayers to think
that one up.) And we're going to
have to Jake our Junior class
president up to see what's been
going on lately.
It haa been rumored that Vir
ginia Lee Watson lost her appe
tite at dinner before the last Col
ton English Club, and It could
Hartly be due to Indigestion.
Also, her roommate la still pinned
down. I hear,
I wish we could get Grayson to
be Frank with t^s about this
Christmas affair. Ob, Sorah Par
nell found an Acer waiting for her
when she got home tor the holi
days. What we’d like to know is
whether Mlnetta haa a new beau
or ia it still Jimmie? And why did
Crltch talk about Easter Christ
mas time. You're rushing the sea-,
son, Crltch. And why does Margie
Thomas like out-door sports so
well that ahe’s thinking about be
ing a Gardner, Muat be for some
Guy. Also, why does Bather Meigs
want to drop the subject about
Skinny?
“Oh, Jonny" is certainly the
theme song of Rachel Maness and
she doesn’t moon about It any
more.
Mary Lois haa been imving
Paulpltatlons lately over a Free
man, Also, we bet Aggie will
Earnheart trouble during exams.
Lest we forget, let's remind Flor
ence to keep re-Peating about her
love to-Morrow.
And now, I must turn artist and
draw this column to a close.
'Gone With the Wind" leads
freshman book preferences for the
second year in succession at Mas
sachusetts State College.
Barnard College this year has
tho heaviest student Iwdy in live
years. Average weight of its mem-
iicrs is 12C.0 pounds.
University o( Wisconsin scien-
ilsls are conducting research on
fossils that date back to 199,998,000
B.C.
The University of Cincinnati re
cently received a sandstone frag
ment bearing amphibian footprints
250.000,000 years old.
To aid in ellnUnatlng tumbles.
University of Illinois grldders woor
Jersiea that hove strips of "stick-
um" cloth sewed on.
Since Inaugui-atlon of an unlim
ited cut system, Willlama College
reports a steady Improvement In
the grade averages ot seniors.
Yale University is collecting a
special library ot written materials
dealing with the wars now in prog
ress In the world.
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SPORT SCOOPS
By Catherine CmrFEiXG
I( I’m not mistaken, I think
that all of us would be Interested
in a general outline of next se
mester's athletic activities. First
o( all, however, I'd like to tell you
about the Immediate happenings.
Right after we stop the present
nose-grlnding and get back to nor
mal, basketball practice wlii start.
Another activity will be the life-
saving course to be given at the
State College swimming pool. The
course will probably be given
aronnd two or three times a week.
Mary Owln Oliver, manager of
swimninig, will be able to tell you
about It better than I; so if you
would like to take this course, see
her for additional Information.
This will be the only time that the
swimming pool will be available;
therefore you'd belter look Into It.
Now I should like, os I said be
fore. to give you a brief outline
ot the athletic events for the com
ing semester. Basketball, man
aged by Rachel Lewis, will have
its season between the dates Jan.
29 and March 1. This will be fol
lowed by soccer, which lasts from
March 4, through April 6. Corrina
Sherron manages soccer. Tennis
starts April 8 and runs through
the end ot the school year. Sarah
Hayworth has charge ot thie sport.
Two tennis tournaments are held
annually, singles and doubles. At
the end ot the tennis season, cups
are given to the winners of these
tournaments. Baseball is another
sport which will be active at the
same time as tennis.
Badminton, ping-pong, etc., are
Just naturally active all of the
time.
Warm weather will find the fol
lowing sports being played. Golf,
managed by Nora Binder, will
start. There will be a professional
golfer, who will Instruct all ot
those who are Interested, here at
the college gymnasium. Rowena
Daniel and archery will appear.
Spring will also find horse-back
riding active under the manage
ment of Harriett Salley. Margaret
Martin will And her kettle and the
hikes will step right along.
Tiie Athletic Association will
try. If the weather stops being bad
on Sunday afternoons, to start the
step singing movement.
This is a bi'ief, but. as you can
see. rather a full outline of the
acti.vitles of this coming spring.
Here's a wide range ot sports from
which you can choose and have a
great deal of tun; or perhaps you
are not the least bit choosy and
Intend to go out and have fun In
all of them—good! Anyway, look
them all over; all are guaranteed
to give each and evory one a good
time.
It looks to me (bow about you?)
ns If a busy time will bo had
by all.
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BOYLAN- PEARCE, Inc.
MILLINERY
SALON
8I300ND
FLOOR