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Seniors predict roommates' futures
• Ten years from now, Missy B. will be
living like the old woman in a shoe with 20
little peons running around like chickens
with their heads cutoff, and Kathleen
Kimbrough will be making a 6 digit salary
while loaning some of it out to me at a very
low interest rate.
• Chrissy GriflTm will be married to
Jason and have one child who she will love
lots. She will be driving Jason’s car. She
will be Princess Di’s personal trainer. She
has kept all her clothes from when she
attended Meredith and borrows frequently
clothes from her neighbors. She enters the
best body contest every year at Stormins
Palace. She will be extremely happy.
• In the year 2005, Rebecca Lynn
Garrett-Hodgdon will be living with her
husband Scott, yet to sleep at Meredith,
have 3 kids and driving a baboon-butt red
volvo stationwagon in her polyester UNC-
CH nurses uniform.
• My roommate, Erin Hamm, will be
living in London, England and working
full-time as the director of the England
Museum of History. Not only does she
work with history, she is making history in
her part-time job as a lady-in-waiting for
• Becca Daw will be on her way to
Hollywood (if not there) shooting movies,
commercials, or her own home videos
with Jim, (but not pornographic, of
• In 10 years, my roommate Angel
Woodward will be married, still working
at RVC and living in Goldsboro and taking
3 day weekends. Ha! Ha!
• Crystal Howard married to Dr. David
Nieves, wiU be throwing snotty, frn-fru
parties for the person of choice for the past
few years of hob-nobbing.
• I predict that my roommate, Kim
Dalton, will be happily married with 2
kids—both boys. She wUl have a part-time
job at Victoria’s Secret and will have a
house in the middle of a 10 acre plot of
land. She wUl have a yard full of flowers
and will spend her vacations scuba diving
and playing golf.
• My roommate, Nancy Carr, will be a
librarian at some library in Alaska. By this
time, since there are so many men in
Alaska, she’ll either be married to or dating
more than one.
• Katherine Davis will be late for our
reunion in 10 years. She’ll also never lose
the name "swift."
• Annajohnson Hunt will have at least
3 children all under age 8. She will be
watching re-runs of “Brat Pack’’ movies
and eating “Shack Attack” from Darryls.
• Ruth Seymour will still be looking for
her ID card and saying she needs to clean.
She win probably be teaching and having
• In ten years my roommate, Hillary
Espich, can most likely be found on a
tropical island somewhere far from Hunter
Hall (and any chemistry class of any kind!)
chasing dolphins through the water!
• In ten years. Shannon Baynor will be
married to Richie with two little “crumb
snatchers,” living in a small town in NC
working as an extension agent and serving
as PTA President.
• 10 years froni graduation Michelle
Smith will be living in (ialifomia with her
husband Eric. He wUl be running the fam-
Uy business, and Michelle will be right
under him at the office.
• In ten years from now my roommate
Jenny Peve in the House wiU have landed
a job on a major cruise line as a dance
instructor who will be teaching various
dance steps such as the Roger Rabbit.
WhUe not on the ship she will stUl be
making road trips to see Scott wherever he
may be. And for a little extra money to put
him tlu-ough law school, Jenny wUl be
making guest appearances on Sesame Street
as the voice of Grover!
• Abbey Lanier wiU 10 years from now
be working out at the YMCA “but only for
30 minutes ya’ll—I’U be right back and
ready to go out.” She wUl be a manager of
Gumby’s because of all her practice with
Andrew. By the way, she wUl be working
to help pay for Andrew’s schooling since
he’ll still be in school! She’ll be married to
Andrew, UvingawayfromG-Town and late
for our class reunion, you ol’ slug!!
• In ten years, my roommate Jan
Everhart wUl be on the US Supreme Court
and married to an FBI agent, that former
Raleigh police officer!
• Ten years from now, Lori Watts will
have her Ph.D. in economics, married to
her older economics professor, and still be
wearing black dresses from the Merry-Go-
Round. Love ya!
• I prophesize that my roommate Nicki
Bounds in ten years will be married and
living in a yeUow submarine just about to
star in the new “Reality Bites Part II.”
• 10 years from now—Mary Hasty
Barron wiU be a famous clothing designer,
hosting the best gourmet catered football
parties in the world, living in her cozy
home with 2 huge dogs, 3 cats, and ferrett.
• Andrea Oakley wUl be living in Ghetto
with Joey, 12 kids, and a fat Hog out front.
• In ten years, I see my roommate of 3
1/2 years. Shannon Lambeth, easing her
way into myfamUythroughmylittle brother
Allen! (which I did not leave you!) You
two will privately be married witli one
chUd and pregnant with the next. Help!
• Ann Akers, though innocent as a
mouse, 10 years from how wUl be on her
third spouse. Alimony is what she’ll be
getting; just in time to pay for her next
wedding. A flight attendant she finaUy got
to be to have the money to feed chUd 1,2,
and 3. But still in 10 years, a best friend of
mine; we’U be in touch from now until the
end of time! I love you, roomie!
• Sarah Garmhausen wUl be celebrat
ing her 12 th anniversary of dating Brent
MiUer. Man, won’t that be killer. She’U
have 80 cats that meow and purr. That ring
has gotta be coming sometime for sure.
She wUl be teaching French at Gamer
High, you can bet. Sarah—it has been a
great two years— I love you—Arlet.
• Libby MassengUl— after five years of
teaching high school art, wUl have bust
finished grad school and be living in Vir
ginia with Brian... with 5 kids (ha!).
• Teresa Latham, common-law mar
riage to Ben Williams and mother of a 3-
year old son, is a travel writer/freelancer in
• RhondaJohnsonwUl be married with
2chUdren. She’U be livinginFuquayVarina
(next door to her mom) as a fiiU-time mom
and doing free-lance artwork on the side.
• Jan McNeiU wiU be researcliing sea
turtles on the coast of St. Lucia in between
her daUy past time of basking in the sun.
• AprUJones wiU be making a name for
the job that takes you laces and has you
hobnobbing with the executives!
• Lori Tyson wUl be Uving in New York
City making performances on Broadway.
She wUl be very famous and everyone will
know her name. She wiU have also won 2
Grammy’s and be the host of the Grammy’s
in the year 2005.
• Rebecca Sweeney will be working as
a manager of Long John SUver’s. She wiU
eat “fish and more” everyday, which is a
dream come true.
• My roommate (of 4 long years) An-
dreaAtkinsonwiUmarryarich doctor. She
will spend her money on fingernail polish.
magazines, and spontaneous trips to Key
West. The four years of preparation to
become a teacher wiU go down the drain
after having 4 kids of her own—instead
she wiU have a beauty shop in the back of
her home. Howgreatforme—Icangetmy
hair cut free!
• My roommate, Stacey Young, wiU be
living in Mt. Airy, managing an ostrich farm
witli Brooks, generating sales for the Andy
Griffith Gift Shop, and coming to Raleigh
on the weekends to go to Caps.
• In 10 years, Catherine Nicole Davis
will still be stressing out about the class of
'95. She will meet her husband at the St.
Patrick’s Day Parade in Savannah as she
will also be coordinating it as Grand
MarshaU. She wUl meet up with Captain
Tony again, and he wiU rename the bar
“CD and Captain Tony’s Place.” Jimmy
Buffett wiU play at their wedding recep
• In ten years Betsy Trible«wiU post
pone her wedding because she can not
find a wedding veil to fit her hairstyle.
• Melissa Bamuster will be running a
chain of campgroimds with husband Scott.
She wiU become famous for owning the
only campground chain that comes com
plete with a facility containing a hair dif
fuser, vanity mirror, Chanel make-up prod
ucts, and stuffed animal storage center.
• In ten years Kimberly Collier will be
organizing a trip for us all to who knows
where, she will be sending us the nega
tives for all die piemres that she took in
college tiiat we didn’t take, she will not
have one living plant in her home, even
though she is a biology major, and she will
be appointed director of the “fiat coiut”
organizing and planning committee.
• My roommate Tliamissa Talley will
be traveling to various places to run races
and will l>e borrowing clothes from neigh
bors. She wUl be marries to who we aren’t
quite sure of right now but one thing we
are sure of she will still be living in G-town
close to Walter and Juanita.
The Herald staff bids
farewell to the seniors.
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