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May 02,1995 Campus Extras 11 Seniors predict roommates' futures • Ten years from now, Missy B. will be living like the old woman in a shoe with 20 little peons running around like chickens with their heads cutoff, and Kathleen Kimbrough will be making a 6 digit salary while loaning some of it out to me at a very low interest rate. • Chrissy GriflTm will be married to Jason and have one child who she will love lots. She will be driving Jason’s car. She will be Princess Di’s personal trainer. She has kept all her clothes from when she attended Meredith and borrows frequently clothes from her neighbors. She enters the best body contest every year at Stormins Palace. She will be extremely happy. • In the year 2005, Rebecca Lynn Garrett-Hodgdon will be living with her husband Scott, yet to sleep at Meredith, have 3 kids and driving a baboon-butt red volvo stationwagon in her polyester UNC- CH nurses uniform. • My roommate, Erin Hamm, will be living in London, England and working full-time as the director of the England Museum of History. Not only does she work with history, she is making history in her part-time job as a lady-in-waiting for Princess Diana. • Becca Daw will be on her way to Hollywood (if not there) shooting movies, commercials, or her own home videos with Jim, (but not pornographic, of course!). • In 10 years, my roommate Angel Woodward will be married, still working at RVC and living in Goldsboro and taking 3 day weekends. Ha! Ha! • Crystal Howard married to Dr. David Nieves, wiU be throwing snotty, frn-fru parties for the person of choice for the past few years of hob-nobbing. • I predict that my roommate, Kim Dalton, will be happily married with 2 kids—both boys. She wUl have a part-time job at Victoria’s Secret and will have a house in the middle of a 10 acre plot of land. She wUl have a yard full of flowers and will spend her vacations scuba diving and playing golf. • My roommate, Nancy Carr, will be a librarian at some library in Alaska. By this time, since there are so many men in Alaska, she’ll either be married to or dating more than one. • Katherine Davis will be late for our reunion in 10 years. She’ll also never lose the name "swift." • Annajohnson Hunt will have at least 3 children all under age 8. She will be watching re-runs of “Brat Pack’’ movies and eating “Shack Attack” from Darryls. • Ruth Seymour will still be looking for her ID card and saying she needs to clean. She win probably be teaching and having children. • In ten years my roommate, Hillary Espich, can most likely be found on a tropical island somewhere far from Hunter Hall (and any chemistry class of any kind!) chasing dolphins through the water! • In ten years. Shannon Baynor will be married to Richie with two little “crumb snatchers,” living in a small town in NC working as an extension agent and serving as PTA President. • 10 years froni graduation Michelle Smith will be living in (ialifomia with her husband Eric. He wUl be running the fam- Uy business, and Michelle will be right under him at the office. • In ten years from now my roommate Jenny Peve in the House wiU have landed a job on a major cruise line as a dance instructor who will be teaching various dance steps such as the Roger Rabbit. WhUe not on the ship she will stUl be making road trips to see Scott wherever he may be. And for a little extra money to put him tlu-ough law school, Jenny wUl be making guest appearances on Sesame Street as the voice of Grover! • Abbey Lanier wiU 10 years from now be working out at the YMCA “but only for 30 minutes ya’ll—I’U be right back and ready to go out.” She wUl be a manager of Gumby’s because of all her practice with Andrew. By the way, she wUl be working to help pay for Andrew’s schooling since he’ll still be in school! She’ll be married to Andrew, UvingawayfromG-Town and late for our class reunion, you ol’ slug!! • In ten years, my roommate Jan Everhart wUl be on the US Supreme Court and married to an FBI agent, that former Raleigh police officer! • Ten years from now, Lori Watts will have her Ph.D. in economics, married to her older economics professor, and still be wearing black dresses from the Merry-Go- Round. Love ya! • I prophesize that my roommate Nicki Bounds in ten years will be married and living in a yeUow submarine just about to star in the new “Reality Bites Part II.” • 10 years from now—Mary Hasty Barron wiU be a famous clothing designer, hosting the best gourmet catered football parties in the world, living in her cozy home with 2 huge dogs, 3 cats, and ferrett. • Andrea Oakley wUl be living in Ghetto with Joey, 12 kids, and a fat Hog out front. • In ten years, I see my roommate of 3 1/2 years. Shannon Lambeth, easing her way into myfamUythroughmylittle brother Allen! (which I did not leave you!) You two will privately be married witli one chUd and pregnant with the next. Help! • Ann Akers, though innocent as a mouse, 10 years from how wUl be on her third spouse. Alimony is what she’ll be getting; just in time to pay for her next wedding. A flight attendant she finaUy got to be to have the money to feed chUd 1,2, and 3. But still in 10 years, a best friend of mine; we’U be in touch from now until the end of time! I love you, roomie! • Sarah Garmhausen wUl be celebrat ing her 12 th anniversary of dating Brent MiUer. Man, won’t that be killer. She’U have 80 cats that meow and purr. That ring has gotta be coming sometime for sure. She wUl be teaching French at Gamer High, you can bet. Sarah—it has been a great two years— I love you—Arlet. • Libby MassengUl— after five years of teaching high school art, wUl have bust finished grad school and be living in Vir ginia with Brian... with 5 kids (ha!). • Teresa Latham, common-law mar riage to Ben Williams and mother of a 3- year old son, is a travel writer/freelancer in Seattle, Wa. • RhondaJohnsonwUl be married with 2chUdren. She’U be livinginFuquayVarina (next door to her mom) as a fiiU-time mom and doing free-lance artwork on the side. • Jan McNeiU wiU be researcliing sea turtles on the coast of St. Lucia in between her daUy past time of basking in the sun. • AprUJones wiU be making a name for herselfinthebusinessworld. Shewillhave the job that takes you laces and has you hobnobbing with the executives! • Lori Tyson wUl be Uving in New York City making performances on Broadway. She wUl be very famous and everyone will know her name. She wiU have also won 2 Grammy’s and be the host of the Grammy’s in the year 2005. • Rebecca Sweeney will be working as a manager of Long John SUver’s. She wiU eat “fish and more” everyday, which is a dream come true. • My roommate (of 4 long years) An- dreaAtkinsonwiUmarryarich doctor. She will spend her money on fingernail polish. magazines, and spontaneous trips to Key West. The four years of preparation to become a teacher wiU go down the drain after having 4 kids of her own—instead she wiU have a beauty shop in the back of her home. Howgreatforme—Icangetmy hair cut free! • My roommate, Stacey Young, wiU be living in Mt. Airy, managing an ostrich farm witli Brooks, generating sales for the Andy Griffith Gift Shop, and coming to Raleigh on the weekends to go to Caps. • In 10 years, Catherine Nicole Davis will still be stressing out about the class of '95. She will meet her husband at the St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Savannah as she will also be coordinating it as Grand MarshaU. She wUl meet up with Captain Tony again, and he wiU rename the bar “CD and Captain Tony’s Place.” Jimmy Buffett wiU play at their wedding recep tion. • In ten years Betsy Trible«wiU post pone her wedding because she can not find a wedding veil to fit her hairstyle. REAR! • Melissa Bamuster will be running a chain of campgroimds with husband Scott. She wiU become famous for owning the only campground chain that comes com plete with a facility containing a hair dif fuser, vanity mirror, Chanel make-up prod ucts, and stuffed animal storage center. • In ten years Kimberly Collier will be organizing a trip for us all to who knows where, she will be sending us the nega tives for all die piemres that she took in college tiiat we didn’t take, she will not have one living plant in her home, even though she is a biology major, and she will be appointed director of the “fiat coiut” organizing and planning committee. • My roommate Tliamissa Talley will be traveling to various places to run races and will l>e borrowing clothes from neigh bors. She wUl be marries to who we aren’t quite sure of right now but one thing we are sure of she will still be living in G-town close to Walter and Juanita. The Herald staff bids farewell to the seniors. You've provided us with some memorable moments In print and on film. Good luck!
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