August 5, 1946 THE MILL WHISTLE Five Pre-Fab Houses (Continued from Page One) is the case of one who is living with his wife in one room with the stork expect ed in October. There are others who have not been able to bring their fami lies here because of housing difTiculties. The Tri-City Veterans’ Housing Com mission was formed to help alleviate the housing problems of returned ser vice men. Members of the Commission are: C. P. Wall, retired superintendent of the Bedspread Mill, chairman; W. F. Humbert, Engineering Department head, vice-chairman; J. O. Thomas, Personnel Manager, secretary; B. E. I vie, Leaks- ville Bank and Trust Company, treas urer; and Lester Fulcher, Duke Power Company, member of the Commission. Shown below is a tabulation from the Commission’s records of the purchasers and of the sites selected: John H. Mize, William D. Crowson, Barney J. Carter, Joseph E. Holliman, Jr., Marvin William Smith, Stuart T. Maynard (already occupied), Newtown section of Draper. William H. Stewart, Carlton Chamb ers, A. D. Carter, Jr., Merriman Avenue, Draper. George E. Hopkins, Cascade Road, Draper. Virgil Cochran, Meadow Summit Road; Allen Flynn, Lawrence Street, Spray; Matthew F. Ore, Stoneville Road; John L. Troxler, Reidsville Road; George W. Holland, Third Street, Spray; Alfred W. Yarborough, Ridgeway Road; Don ald R. Storm, Manning Street, Leaks- ville; George F. Kilner, Moir Street, Leaksville; William F. Barker, Madison Road; Frank Ratliff, Virginia Avenue, Spray; Samuel Wray, Pine Hill, Spray; LeRoy Moore, Eden Acres; Sam W. Ter ry, Lincoln Road, Spray; Elmo Lemons, Eden Acres; George Booker, Ellet Ave nue, Spray; and H. H. Prilliman, Ridge crest Drive, Spray. and the final score was: Di-aper, 17; Spray, 7. It certainly is hard to do courting these days up Boulevard way with painting gomg on. Don’t worry, though; eventually it will be complete, and Hazel Gunn can put the blinds back again. Dr. Reeser is having most fun these hot days with his new infra red heat machine. All he needs is a nice new fork to tell if his patients are done v.;hen he is baking out those aches and pains. Vivian Winn is away vacationing these days, and I hear she had a birth day, too. How many candles on the cake, Vivian? Dorothy Reynolds has one of the new apartments beside the “Y.” Roger Wilkes was a little puny the other day, but he doesn’t consider that news. However, we’ll print it anyway. Mary Hundley is vacationing at the beaches. Della Hawkins and Larry Richards made trips home, respectively. Della, South, and Larry, North. Nantucket News By Hazel Carter Red Byrd and wife went to Florence, S. C., on vacation and got sick. Hear it was caused from drinking too much water. We wonder what per cent water it contained. We hear Betty Jones has a new green bathing suit and is going to Virginia Beach, but not by herself. Inez Taylor has been having some photography work done. Lately we have been seeing a large black Oldsmobile in front of her house. What’s the mean ing of all this, Inez? Amy Campbell is spending some time in Smithfield, Va. Don’t forget to bring us a ham, Amy? Jane Reynolds is spending her vaca tion in Winston. Everyone is talking about the last ball game Spray and Draper Wage Bureau played. They had a very close decision 128 Members Make Perfect Attendance At Council Meetings A total of 73 members of the Carolina Co-operative Council and o5 members of the Junior Council had perfect at tendance records during the Council year of 1945-1946, according, to a tabu lation by W. B. Weaver and Anne Dil lard Grogan, secretaries of the two organizations. These ‘TOO Per Centers” will be guests at a picnic at Meadow Greens Country Club Saturday after noon, August 17, at 4 o’clock. Various games and activities have been planned to provide a good time for all. Supper, consisting of fried chicken, boiled ham and all the trimmings, in cluding watermelon, will be served at 6:30 o’clock. Roger L. Wilkes is general chairman on arrangements. Lonnie Cheek and Fred Duke comprise the outside games committee and Anne Dillard Grogan has charge of inside games. Arthur Whitehead has charge of the awarding of prizes. Letters announcing the event and tickets are being mailed out this week by the Council secretaries. HUMOR The head of a family rounded up all the umbrellas in his house and took them downtown to be repaired., Three days later on his way to work he got ready to leave the bus and picked up the umbrella at his side. The woman to whom the umbrella belonged yelled, “Stop, thief!” snatched her umbrella away and berated him in a loud, angry voice. He withdrew in great confusion. Late that afternoon he stopped at the repair shop and picked up the umbrel las he had left there. Boarding the bus he saw the same woman staring at him icily for a moment. Then she said in scathing tones: “Well! You certainly had a good day, didn’t you?” “I called on Mabel last night and was hardly inside the door before her mother asked me about my intentions.” “That must have been embarrassing.” “It was. But the worst of it was Mabel called from upstairs and said, ‘That is not the right one’.” Customer: “I want to buy a plow.” Clerk: “I’m sorry. We have no plows.” Customer: “Well, this is a heck of a drug store!” Two hunters were at a mountain cabin when one asked the guide, “What is the weather going to be like tomor row?” “Don’t know, boy,” he replied. “Used to be a man could tell about the weather but since the government took it over you can’t tell what it will do.” Passing a door in the early hours of the morning a man saw a sign which read, “Ring the bell for the caretaker.” He did just that and a sleepy-eyed indi vidual came to the door. “What do you want?” asked the man. “I want to know why you can’t ring the bell yourself.” Shorter Address Now For Retail Store A new address for the Company’s Re tail Store in Chicago has been announc ed by the management and is as follows: 111 North State Sti'eet Chicago 90, Illinois. The address formerly used was: State, Randoiph, Washington and Wabash and 121 State Street. The change was made in order to provide a uniform and easily remembered address. Salesman: “I’ve been trying to see you all week. When may I make an appointment?” Manager: “Make a date with my sec retary.” Salesman: “I did that and we had a grand time but I still want to sec you.” Employer: “Who told you that you could neglect your office duties just be cause I kiss you now and then.” Secretary: “My attorney.” Two men were climbing a telephone pole to repair a cable. A woman driving her automobile saw them and remarked to her companion: “Look at those nit wits. From the way they’re acting you’d think I’d never driven a car before.”