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Po£e^ THR niAT.ETTR AROUND THE C/uvIPUS PIol-lo, everybodyi I suppose you all had a grand tifce Christmas, diiin>’t you? I faioTj- I did—oh, boyi I hear that Anmo Scruggs has become a ' seiuustresS, so if you v/ant any clothes ' . '.Tcrkod on, take »em to her. She’ll fix ’eni Also my little mouse (poor thing—One of his best friends has just gotten killed) ells nd that Rcggy Dixon net a "'handsome young man" while visiting "Pick" Pickei- simer. She came back with the "flu"i: 'Ain’t this snow, s'well? . The other day here vra.s a 'sleigh jus’ jingling Tdth A nice sized. Bell behind and. a. Sue in, frontl A little' girl certainly played Ball tMIs she was hone, and, catched. a cute diaiiondl 'fi,, well, I had practically the sane ctene ■jo I don’t feel hurt in the leastj VJho 7;as that skiing on Sunday? liTho’s made rmy Nevir Year Resolutions? Itb agin my principles to do that! But’I‘bet tiiat Gertrude Phillips said, "I’LL play the piano whenever anyone v;ants ne to," • Doris Vfebstor—"Singing is sometHirfg .1 love to do. Call on me anytime,"' L!ae TencK—"I don’t intend to grefa one inchj Sonny li^es mo as. I am," June V.'ilkinson—"I inteiid to ti'e my :lasses somowhero to ne, wherever I go. I’m taking no chances on losing them agair] Betty Taylor—"I'intend to keep my room 'straight and clean, look neat, and get all I'ly 'work in .on time-o"' I Tony Farrior—"I’m still gonna eat just jas much as I v/ant ta," j All the teachers: "ITe won’t give hard I exams,"'. I So—until ,-next time, this is yours truly jputting a period at the end of the senteriSi I STUDENTS ATTEND MUSIC CONCERT ! An enthusiastic crowd from Montreat jattended the first Civic Jiilsic Concert in [Asheville, on Monday'night, January 8, tT-ho.' greet violinist, Yehudi Menuhin, was ■presented, \Thc pro,gram consisted of ^.reat ■violin works, composed by Ba6h, Sarasate, Dvorak-Persinger, ■•Wieniawski^' and several other'’great composers, ^4:!):* >)c>(: * *^! =*;!f: * * Ronesty is the best policy, HOW TO STUDY ' Now, here’s a question ov6ry student would like to have tmsvrerod, "HotiT to Study?"' And Prof, Quack he roby rules on the subject. First, just pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and smile. After all chool is, not so bad. Not/, haul out the old history booik covered over with dust (from lack of use) ana settle do’vai in tlic biggest easy^ chair in' your foom. Now you holler, "Hey, roommate, .give you a nickel next Tuesday if you’ll bf-ing me a pillow." ' That done, yiu open the dusty, musty book and now guess whatj You’ve fbrgot- ten whore your lesson is, "Oh, gee, Virhere did Miss Hoyt say to read? .Knockl KnockJ "'Ccrae in. Oh, he Hoy Mary, Want to go to the store?. I’ll say I do. No, I’m"" not liusy. Not a thing to do. I’ll be ready in a minute," And you look regretfully at the dusty history and sigh. But after all it’s not your fault if you fail,. *** **♦*****:(:* :(c )(c* :J: ** l|t (Cohtinued from page l) why, it’s a round line vdth no kinks in i joiiied up so as not to show where it began! And now to work this problefe— It’s awful! (2hours later) Goodness, ' I’ve'used a T;hole pack of paper; Well here’s „roy paper. Miss Webb. Say, now tell me in my ear the answer to that last one—X s 0?--0h dear, all that vrork for nothirug. Hey, "Rite", -where have I been? To a guessing game. You thought I had ;onc to Math exam? I did!!! And now for History, I never saw such a long test. Let’s sec, YAiat makbs the tower of Pisa lean? I don’t knmv, but I bet if Betty Taylor knew she sure'would take Some! Next, if the President, Vice- Pres,, end all the member of the Cabinet would die,'who would officiate? I'Aiy, the undertaker, of course. Well, I think I asaed that exam. Hygiene’s nex-fc. Well, I just know one question, I'Jhat are the last teeth to corned False teeth! Ho.oray--ho more exams! Hi ya, AnneJ Guess wHat, I had trouble mth rheumatismo Af "my age? Yeah, I couldn’t spell it! I sure hope I passed them all, Por- onalHy I thinlc i did right good!
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