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February, 1946 THE DIALETTE Page Three QUIPS AND QUIBBLES High School Life With a Montreat Girl Valentine’s Day will be here, soon. Don’t let your fellow be a “Sleepy Lagoon.’’ He’ll send you “Candy” (with Hearts that say) Please be my Valentine, today! Since you’re the receiver of this lovely gift, you have to refresh your words which start, “I Can’t Begin To Tell You” and end “Al ways,” “Yours.” Now, as we go strolling “Down(es)” the “Hill,” (what time we aren’t blown by the “West” wind) we run into a “Hunter” without a “Head.” But, that Hunter is a “Shur-man.” All of a, sudden, we give a “Star(t)- ling” shriek for fear of the “P(rat)t” which is at our feet. He made my blood flash through my “Vanes.” My “Lad(d)”l Don’t turn “Brown” over such a little “Pearce.” While trying to cool Black Mtn. Grocery Co. Successor to Wright Cash Store Black Mountain, N. C. L. Blair, R. T. Hill, Owners off, my “Hart” is playing Hop- “Scott.” I hope We don’t have an other such “Hedd-on”, today. In the meantime, we heard there was going to be a make-up prac tice at the gymnasium, which is a “Schwenky” place. We decided to “Wade” in the “Brook” on our way down. Upon arriving on the “Wake field,” the “Pyla(n)t” of the great “Schlingoff” team “Hook ed” a basket, “Casteen” two points. The “Sugg” got a “Char lie” in her “Leg(get)” and Dr. “Adams” was commanded to “Lance” it at once. Sugg yelled, “Flee-man”! During the exciting game, we realized quite a few famous spec tators including, Shirley (Smith) Temple, Dorothy (Kenworthy) La- mour, Betty (Epting) Davis, Gloria (Gilbert) de Haviland, Judy (Briggs) Canova, Helen (Fomby) Hayes, and (Sherill) Sheridan, and Humphrey (Arm- LANCE’S ESSO SERVICE TIRES, TUBES & BATTERIES Dial 2491 Black Mountain, N. C. NEW THEATRE Two Shows Each Night Feed, Fertilizer, Groceries and Hardware POTTER PEED AND FERTILIZER CO. Dial 4221, Black Mountain, N. C JUMPER’S PHARMACY E. II. KNIGHT, Prop. Prescription Specialist Drugs, Sodas and Sandies Meet Your Friends At JUMPERS istead) Bogart. It’s almost time for “Male” (Me)“Call.” Got several letters from “Frankie” (?) “Bill,” “John ny,” “Pete,” and Owen. But, the sad part is that all of them aren’t men. Now, We gotta go to the cafe- ! teria, which is surrounded by ' “Anderson,” “Fellowship,” and “Gate.” Here, we have “Cart wright” trays, the dishes being corn on the “Cobb,” “Bacon,” “Hogs-Head,” “Chick”-en, “Brown Betty,” and other delicious foods. We obtain pur water from the “Fountain.” But! Before we retire we have to encounter two hours of “Hard” “Knox” in the “Brig.” Before long, it’s time to “Turn er” in for another day—so, “I’ll Be Seeing You,” and “Dream” “Till the End of Time.” College 0 Dear Mom: I’m at Ptomaine Tavern singing the song of the Montreat hash- slingers, “Waiting for the Trays to Come In.” The only trouble is they all have dirty dishes on them. But here comes one that has a lit tle bit of everything and is nicely balanced, too. Pat Shoaf is some one who always smiles at every body over her dinner tray. Who wouldn’t want to keep house with a dish like that ? The latest song hit here now is CHARLES FURNITURE STORE Modern and Traditional Furniture For Every Room In Your House. McMURRAY CHEVROLET COMPANY Place Your Order With Us Now For Electric Refrigerators, Washing Machine, Radios, and other Electrical Appliances PHONE 3141 CHARLES FURNITURE STORE Black Mountain, N. C. 'YTTTtlTTTTTrTXXlXXXXXIXlIIllIIlIITTTTTTTTTrTTTYT-i IDEAL BEAUTY SHOP Black Mountain, N. C. Mrs. O. F. Blankenship, Owner Specials for Jan. & Feb. On Cold Waves $20.00 Permanents $10.00 l.'i.OO Permanents 7.50 6.00 Children Permanents 3.00 “Blue and Cold in old Montreat.” Sometime I’m going-to bring some Missouri ground-hogs up here. These in North Carolina are afraid of their shadow and now we’ll have six more weeks of Montreat mud. The students opinion on our changeable weather is as variable as its sun and rain. Doris Vas- quez predicts, “Chili today; hot Tamale. Phyllis Anderson fishes for a handkerchief and mutters darkly. “Spring may be just around the corder, but the corder is a log ways off.” ^ Lots of girls are getting Val entine boxes of candy from their one and only but the queerest ones being sent to these said: “Romeos are two hearts which originally came from a dissected perch.” Ap parently biology has its humorous moments too. Classes are about the same. In history we learned that scalawags are of no relation to polywogs or tadpoles and that Sherman was right about the Civil War—espec ially when one studies it at Mon treat. But my letter is about ended. I still have a humor column to write tonight, too. Love, CORNELIA. “Pine car you have there. Groves. What’s the most you’ve gotten out of it?” Groves: “Nine times in one block.”—“The Blue and Gray.” COMPLIMENTS OF RICE’S QUALITl STORE Black Mountain, N. C. Telephone 3801 Victory Cabs Black Mountain, N. C. 5 and 7 Passenger Cars
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