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Page Six Did She Take Spelling? 0 Here, during the clothesing daze of sconl, we’re al x-sited about going home. Pefore we adjourn, let’s run our mines thru the mem- oriep of the daze and knights spent in the brigs of College Hall, I.ookont Lodge, and Assembly Inn. Now that we’re out of ses sion, the tea-chairs can have hour mine.s, harts, soles, bans, limbs, I’s have, and branes. We also realeyes there worthiness and wood I ke to give them our books, dollars, pins, slingshots and pea shooters. Along the “male” line —theirs a little decision. We hate to give Miss Gardner and Miss Wade all the Majors and Minors in the (Gay)ther office so the faculty is welcome. The stu dents will gladly take the Col- one’ls. Last but not least, we’d like to leave the faculty! the following! To Miss Carrie Mae—All the hotdogs and onions she can eat. To Miss Webb—The way, they can march and sing. To Miss White—All the Latin Piooks and hie, haec, hoc. • To Mrs. Randall—Jose Iturbi and his piano. To Miss Farrior—The right to bring “Van Johnson” and his brother to see us sometime. To Dr. Reeves—All the bugs, worms, and chicken’s. To Mr. Robertson—The priv ilege of being a male. To Miss Woodhouse—A voice like Bing Crosby’s. To Mrs. Burts—Well! She’s al ready got Henry! To Miss Dorsey—The owner ship of Assembly Inn. To Miss Lord—A magic piano. To Miss Hoyt—News reporter position over WWNC. 'To Miss McClure—The voice of Shakespeare. THE DIALETTE May, 1946 NUTS AND BOLTS (continued from page five) tering and countless pages of typewritten sheets. I shuddered and hurried on down to the li brary. Surely someone would be there. But I was not prepared for the mob which packed the crowd ed room to overflowing. The ta bles were lined with girls study ing with half-shut glazed eyes and silently moving lips. “Why did King Lear have three daughters anyway?” Jo Ann Heizer remarked in an aggrieved whisper to Faith May. Turning weakly from this con clusion, I noticed Vivian Hodges piling one more book on the tot tering pile in some unfortunate victims arms. The name of the book was, “Why Students Go Nuts, Before Teachers Go Gray.” 1 peered around the corner of the stack and saw Pat Cox eyeing the top of the pile nervously and inch ing toward the door as she groan ed, “If exams have never taught me anything else. I’ll know what Higher Education means.” Examinations! That was the an swer-studied to the tune of ‘‘When The Lights Go On Again” after the monitor checks. I won der who invented exams, anyway. To Mi.ss Watkins—A Spanish In- terpretor. To Miss Henderson—A Kitchen, all her own Butler! To Miss Armistead—“Our Dear ’ole Alma Mater.” To Miss Collette—“Our Deliri ous Knight” (night). To the Senior Class—“A saw dust actor” in case of emergency. To Every Student! (a little cau tion) A danse (boogie)—A A data (boy!) Perchansa ( ?) Out lata (yum) H. S. YOUNG PEOPLE OF THE CHURCH INSTALL NEW COUNCIL MEMBERS WSSF Meets Need Of Chinese Students Chine.se Students Are But A Drop In The Bucket In China University students in huge, backward, illiterate China with its population of 450,000,000 persons, number 73,000 in 108 colleges and universities (an all-time high), and high school students total 1,- 100,000. In the United States in a population of 140,000,000 there are over 1,000,000 university stu dents in 1200 colleges and univer sities, and nearly 20,000,000 high school students. Nine-tenths of the colleges and universities in China have been in evacuation since the outbreak of war in 1937. The students in the luckier countries have been help ing them in these years and con- linne to do so as they move back gradu.ally to their permanent campuses, where great destruction has been wrought. This return will be delayed until 30,000,000 war-dislocated Chinese are relo cated in their former localities. Director General F. H. LaGuardia of UNRRA estimated on April 15th that more than 30,000,000 men, women and children in nine teen provinces in China are at the point of starvation, and that sev eral millions in Human Province alone are reduced to eating grass, roots, tree bark and even clay. The World Student Service Fund, as the Far Eastern Student Service Fund, was created in 1937 'o help meet the needs of Chi nese students. A classa (phooey) And now before we clothes, thanks for listening! 4 more x- sitement turn 2 the next paige. On Sunday night, April 28„ at 8:15 o’clock in Gaither Chapel The Young Poeple’s Council, of the high school, for 1946-1947 was in stalled. The Chapel was beautifully dec orated; lighted tapus and huge baskets of dogwood were arranged around the stage. In the center back stood a lighted cross. The girls were dressed in white dresses. After the playing of several hymns by Grace Poyser, Mar guerite Fountain led the devo tional. The old and new council came on the stage singing, “Lead On, O K'n,g Eternal.” Each new member was installed bv an old member with the traditional pass ing on of the candel light. Rev. Armistead gave the ad dress to the outgoing and in-com ing girls. The .service closed with a prayer and the councils marched off the stage singing, “Follow the Gleam.” The following were installed: President, Annette Folmer; vice- president, Betty Johnson; secre tary, Betsy I’ardue; treasurer. Fern Smith; spiritual life, Louise Peterson; Foreign Missions, Hel en Silvers; Home Missions, Jeanne Martin; Christian Education, Lila Pittman; religious education,, Lily Starling; stewardship, Marjorie Brown; comradeship, Joy Hard; music, Rosylyn Clary; and Bulle tin board, Mary Anne Bacon. Miss Daniels—^“Why did you ’trike your sister, Margaret?” Margaret— ‘‘Well, we were playing Adam and Eve, and in stead of tempting me with the ap ple, Martha ate it herself.” JUMPER’S PHARMACY E. H. KNIGHT, Prop. 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