WHO IS THAT ?
THE WACKIEST SHIP IN THE ARMY
(Color)
Jack Lemmon, Ricky Nelson, John Lund, Chips
Rafferty, Tom Tully, Patricia Driscoil
Here is the hilarious saga of the most fouled-up crew ever
and a ship so wacky that the Navy wished it off on the
Army! Jack Lemmon, master craftsman in the art of light
comedy, is seen as a wartime Navy lieutenant eagerly
awaiting his first command and finally gets it-a beat-up
sailing vessel whose structure and parts are a complete
mystery to his crew, seamen totally inexperienced with sail
ing vessels in this age of steam! Once their orders are
received, their troubles begin, as they sail into enemy
waters aboard their floating museum piece. Lemmon, with
Ricky Nelson as his second in command, milk the laughs
for all they’re worth in a delightful, wacky adventure!
Five scholarships of $1,000 each are
available to students applying to the
Institute for American Universities
for an academic year at Aix-en-Provence,
in southern France. The Institute,
chartered by the University of the
State of New yotk, anu ui,v.c. L.._ ®
auspires of the University of Aix-
Marseille, founded in 1409, is
designed for American undergraduates
who wish to study abroad and have
credit transferred to their home
universities. The above scholarships
are divided among majors in French
Literature, Fine Arts, History, Social
Sciences and Mediterranean Area Studies^
(They are not available to students
enrolled in the I.A.U. Summer Program
or the I.A.U. One Semester Program.)
In addition to the above awards, 25
tuition grants and a French Government
Scholarship of over $1,000 reserved for
French majors, are awarded each year.
Aix-en-Provence is located 17 miles
north of Marseille within easy reach of
the French Riviera, ski resorts in the
"rench Alps, the Roman cities of Arles.
Nimes, and Orange, and is only a rew
hours from Spain, Italy, and Switzerland,
Information about the Institute for
American Universities is available in
college libraries, foreign study offices
or French Departments.
Applications should be made by airmail
directly to:
The Director
Institute for American Univs,
2 bis, rue du Bon-Pastei
13 - Aix-en-Provence
Telephone: (91) 27.82.39
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for Thanksgiving holidays, please
turn in your name, hometown address,
dorm, and room number in to the
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Wondering how to handle your flame when
' he or she seems to ignore you? Young
collegians; if you need advice please
write. I am a special member of the
Cavalier Staff to help you with your
love problems. Here are a few helpful
tips:
If she seems to be running around too
much with members of the opposite sex
tell her to hang it on up.'
If he seems to want more than you want
him to have, either, tell him to hang
it up or put that gold band on your
finger, (Now don't bribe or blackmail
him into marriage.)
(This is for girls only)
If you ever catch him looking at other
girls just try prancing around in
front of other boys. Believe me girls
that will kill him.'.'.'
Please get your letters inby November
20th. Bring them to the Cavalier office
because "a friend in need is a friend
indeed" and I am everyone's friend.
Now don't you lonely collegians forget
this because you can also put in an
advertisement for other lonely students
and maybe we can get ya'll together.'
So get those letters in.'
HONEY
NOTICES
Did you hear that Scott and Bruce quit
smoking?
Hey, Jim Si What are all those marks
al1 over your bod?
Did you hear Larry D. got a gun to
shoot the girls down?
Did you hear Vicky C. and Lewis A.
can out drink anyone Tn Montreair
Did you hear about Steve S. and Chuck H?
Did you hear Janet 0. is the midnight
crusader?
Did you hear Fin lost all of her clothes
in the back seat of some boy's car?
Did you hear Mike S. is "The bearded
wonder" -- I hope he can swim.
Notice! Ed Cheshire's Cinerama will be
chowing good films this year?
Did you hear one of Howerton's maids
is in love with Trout?
Did you hear about a certain boy and
his girl?
Hey, Belk House, did you hear Grace
Jop1in?
Did you hear about the Coke Machine in
College Hall? «
Did you hear about Laura in the bathtub?
Did you hear someone laid 300 feet of
rubber in Howerton Hall?
Did you hear or smell the smoke of
"certain cigarettes" from College Hall?
Did you hear about Dr. Synder's parrot?
Did you hear about Penny M.'s condition?
Did you hear about who was locked in
Room 13 in Gaither the other night?
Did you hear Joyce was in a beauty
contest in Siler City?
Ronald B. wants a tennis racquet?
Did you hear Edith asked Ken G. to
the S.H. dance?
Mr. Robinson is now using a technique
which is more in line with his lectures--
the overhead projector.
Did you hear that Miss Smith is a veteran?
Did you hear Fluff and Rex use Loving
Care on their beards?
Did you hear that sources for this
column are your friends?
Editor's Note: This is the first in a.
series of columns by Brett Blizzard, a
Freshman. His sources are members of
the faculty and student body of MAC.
MOUNTAIN ENGLISH
OH HIGH A state; also a river. ( Ohio )
ATOMIC BUM Aradioactive hobo
ARN Used to press clothes. Mama has an
electric arn.
FAR PLACE Used for heating. "I- lixe
to set by an open far place.