Superman: Tom McMurtry or Clark Kent? By Andrew Jones Tom and Kim McMurtry made a routine trip to tlte local Wal-Mart on Tunnel Road, when Tom ran down a would-be thief on Sunday, November 3. Originally, the young tag team teaching duo was planning a ti'ip to Lowe’s, but it was closed, so they decided to go to Wal-Mart and pick up a few' things. As the two made their way to the entrance, they passed a gentleman walking out, casually talking on his cell phone. Someone from in the store yelled, “Stop that man! He stole something!” The McMurtrys stood in amaze ment, ‘til Tom’s concentration was suddenly broken by Kim’s emphatic cry: “Go get him Tom!” She quickly added, “Be careful!” but it was too late. He had already broken into a full sprint like a prized mutter at the Kentucky Derby race. Montreat’s fleet footed technol ogy guru ran after the sticky-fin gered bandit. He chased him down Tunnel Road, between Taco Bell and McDonald’s, and over a six-foot fence. As Tom chased after the man, a car cut the thief off. Tom grabbed him by the shoulders and told him to stop. The runner protested, “I didn’t do anything w'rong!” To w'hich Tom countered, “Then why w-ere you running?” Tom explained, “a rather large John-Coffey-from-the-G reen- Mile-sized man” jumped out of the car that cut the thief off and said, “1 will help you take him back to the store.” The crook did not offer any trouble. AiTiving back at Wal-Mart, the manager on duty, who refused to comment, took the robber in for Storytellers & Folklorists to Bend Ears -Staff Reports Tellabration! - the international celebration of storytelling, spins tales in Asheville this year Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 3 p.m. The Asheville Storytelling Circle hosts this enchanting conference. Wishers, dreamers, and magic-bean- l^UBU November 7, 2002 ACROSS 1. A fastening 6. Top 9. Wolf cries 14. .Artery 15. Uiiiversity of Rhode Island 16. Bring water to this ■ 17. After lars'as IS. Numbers {Abbrv.) , 19. Boldness 20. Zodiac symbols 22. No longer in style 23. Cotrsumed 24. To his own 26. Everyday activities 30. Birtliday or Aimiver,sary 34, Excessive 33. More mute 36. No (Scottish) 37, Warm snow .38.13emolishcd 39. Pretty or dainty 40. Grande or dc Janeiro 41. Propel with pole 42. Injured by bull 43. Main road with many branches 43. Face lotions 46. Not spicy 47. In capacity of Called Quest 5!. Make in rough fonn 57. Sitvanus -5S, Les.s than 2 59. Creepy 60, Inclined, upward 61 • Solid water 62. Awoke 63. Paper pack.s 64. More than nine 65. Prescribed in specific amount buyers will gather around at the Folk Art Center on the Blue Ridge Parkway. Founded in 1995, the Asheville Story'telling Circle is a nonprofit organization dedicated to excellence in the oral tradition by affirming various cultures through story'tell ing, and nourishing the develop- '3 ment of emerging and established artists. Monthly meetings are held 3rd Monday, 5:30 p.m., at Haivest House, 205 Kenilworth Road, in Asheville. New members and guests are always welcome. Information: 828-667-4227 or 828-253-9836. ar 34 '37 40 40 bi (C) 2002 Collegiate Presswire Features Syndicate http://www.cpwire.com DOWN L lock 2. Oue who’s awkward 3. .Advanced Research Projects Agency 4. Orion 5. Excerpt in literature 6. Sudden thrust 7, Type of worker 8, Examined 9, Type of racing 10, Voodoo related 11, Worry 12, Reside 13, Vehicle on runners 21. It is (Contraction) 25. Did well on a lest 26. Asian caca! grain. 27. Broadcast 28. Stupid 29. 14* Hebrew letter 30. Common black European thrus 31. .Accustom to .something undesirable 32. Western Him 33. Women have 35, One who is inept 38. Di.splease 39. Sw'tndlc 41. Religious authority 42. Energetic assertiveness 44. To perfume 45, boat 47, King’s counterparl 48. Nicholas II of Russia Look for the answers on the Web at www.montreat.edu/whetsone 49. Ceremonial act 50. Illinois Institute of Art 52. Not twice 53. Male savior 54. Son of Aphrodite 55. Method of doing 56. Want questioning. Tom says, “It was just one of those timing things ~ someone was doing something WTong and 1 felt like I should help.” He adds as advice, “If you are ever in this situation, think before you act, because what would I have done if he would have turned around with a gun or something?” This Historical Feature brought to you by: Rebellion Storms Montreat By Kelley Cleveland “We want beer! We want beer,” mobs of angry Montreal students were shouting outside of the front door of fomier college president Dr. Grier Davis. The year was 1969, and Montreal was in an uproar. Colleges during this time were being .shut down, and admini.strators at Christian colleges began to ask themselves, “Can a Christian college survive?” Vietnam War and civil lib erties demonstrations were stealing the spotlight across the nation. Many thought that life on the college campus must be free: no regulations, no restrictions, and no moral requirements. Alcohol, drugs, and fornication were rampant among Montreal students for a short time. The administration confronted the question, “Sliould a Christian college survive?” Christian colleges througiiout the southeast were sur rendering to the pressure and closed down, or allowed reckless behavior to take over the institution. After this protest for beer and other rebellious activities at Mon treat, the board of tmstees proposed a statement of purpose that clearly voiced that those attending Montreal College would receive a thorough Christian education and instruction in the Holy Bible. All .students in the cla,ss of 1969- 1970 that had not been good citizens of the college were asked not to come back the following year. Enrollment the following year totaled 100 less .students, and college income was down. Dr Davis knew that this bold action might cause Montreal to close, but he said” If we are going to go down, we are going to go down with all flags flying for Christ.” This piv otal step Dr. Davis and the Board of Trustees took to upliold the puipose and mission of a Christian college set the pace of for the school in the years to come. Information fiom Montreat: A Retreat for Renewal 1947-1972 by Calvin Grier Davis pages 128-133. rotfitt S Saturday, November 23 6am to 10am Holiday Benefit Tickets SALE (828)669-8012ext3710 A Private 4«Hour Sale! whetstone@montreat.edu Page7, Nov. 152002 The Whetstone