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Welcome to the 2011 Whetstone. We are so glad to have
you. Look aroimd. Browse. Make yourselves comfortable.
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The beauty of a paper like this is tihat it waits for you. It is
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even spit on it right now and it wouldn't mind. Go ahead
hawk a big loome right into the middle of this paragraph'
The paper would forgive you, but you would probably feel
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This issue's reader letter of the month was sent in by Jimmy Saturn from Oglethorpe:
Dear Mr. Editor,
First of all, let me say that I am a big fan. I read vrmr
Ogle*orpe Times, md that's saying something (we have a swelt“ pm^so^maitoe)
I have a personal question to ask of you though sinrp macmne;.
a bro can trust about such things. Are sweater veste goineoiit i have
been wearing them a LOT latefy, and I can't seem toSSi ^ I
need your response about this ASAP. Thank you. ^ with a chimpanz
Jimmy.
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Emily Myers
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Lucas Smith
Josh Van Dine
Gloria Sainio
Caitlyn Chambers
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MK Bellamy
Imari Scarbrough
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