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Hey ya’II, I’m Shaq, here to give you answers to your woes andworries about relationships and risks
A question from “Bball4lyf88”
"Hey Shaq: im having like a srs problem on my hands and I rly don t know how 2
handle it! U see theres this guy in my biology class that I rly like, and I rly want
2 tell him how I f9^f^7'*''SitN^m afraid that a relationship would take away from my
basketba^ w^ch like=f. my\life. I rly like this guy and id like to b his grl but
if^^^TtTTk^K^^y from my Wvorite thing! Plz plz plz plz plz help!"
I Hey Bball4lyf3, it’s really grew; that you’re taking such decisions about the balance between your
sports and your academics srsly . . *^ahem* seriously; however, I feel this particular problem of yours
is sortWhing that you have to decide on quickly, because I can’t really say whether or not if getting this
fantastie^uy will take away from Vour basketball.
M^^yice to you: Be reslwith yourself. You are beautiful and strong enough to make these
kinds of decislbwi^honestly. Follow your heart and be true to your goals. Of course, I could give you a
long answer abouUR&^uejof boys VS basketball, but what I want you to do is to decide those values
for yourself. Stay true toy§tlr goals, and remember, at the end of the day, the person closest to your
side is God.
lonths, and I’ve
that no girl ever
A question from “GOthWarlOckI 994” ^ i
Grretuigs, [ove 5hack, [ am in desperate need of your facilitation! You see, I m tu™ug 17
hoen becoming sort of lonely ^1 by myself. I would like to meet a bodacious lac^ of high repute, but ll .
comes to the D^D club! I’m really shook up about this, almost as shook up as Thrall was when Qrom HMream had sacrificed
his life m battle for him against the Burning legion in Warcraft HI, and I just can’t help but wonder if my mom and dad didn’t put
enough points in iny charisma stat when th^f made me. Please help: I’ve done everything I could think of to find me a beautiful
elven princess! You are ipy only hope."
Hey, GOthWarlOckI 994, loneline
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causes their heart to ache, then it
My advice to you; There is
you haven’t yet found a girl, as it
thing you need to fix is to get out
your. .. club, then I suggest that
know.
definitejyLghard thing to deal with, and you should defi-
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eady to enter a real, mature relationship,
ire very special. Be proud in the fact that
desirab/e and open for a relationship. The only
some gir|^ If you haven’t had any luck meeting girls in
outside and etydy the Sun! It’s all the rage with the ladies, you
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A fairly-large topic that has come to m^"«ttention as of late is the removal of ice-cream from the
cafeteria. Of course, ice-cream is still at The Huck, but one would have to pay for it to enjoy its creamy
Console. As I always say: “A cone a day keeps the doctor away. I am deeply disappointed in this, as
ice-cream is the medicine of the soul, a universal cure for sorrow, if you will, and many people here at
Montreat rely on ice-cream’s lovely creamy delight on a daily basis. Our SGA and the students them
selves should work hard to get our creamy goodness back!
Take it easy everyone; and remember: “The Shaq got cha back.