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Boy, thrt girl from "Swocy,
i'rkrncns" coo. rcolly t"ko short'^
licnd. But, ^ft„r -^11, It s
only c one huncirdd word Grogg
snood drill.
Bett;/, Trylor: Miss Wr.de, con
wo write ony kind of short stor^r?
Miss W'do; Yes, Betty, trrgody,
comody, or ovon love*
Betty; Miss 7/ode, co.n we write
r true lovG story? .
Miss Wndo; woll, Betty, I don't
think you .hrvo h.- d quite enough
oxporienco.
'■‘'o wonder if the tolophono in
the infirm ry isn't getting
tirod of h.j.'.ring "Hollo, J:: c.k,"
Wonder why the girls ore
crewing their hair on top of
tlioir hc'-ds. They don't look
nrtur-^1 in their pictures.
"/oil, sr'y^ Billie, nbout that
cr' ck-up in the dining room I
It couldn't hove bo .m crusod by
tho 1,'ck of r letter could it?
Of course, wc know bottor--it
comes twice a vi'oek nov/,
Miss Smith knows rbout the
British srmy, "'ll right, Re-
mombor, it woke up one morning
to find Itself dord—after r
visit to tho section mound the
Do-'d "’or.
Will someone pi..
Vivian Mustermr.n ;
"■'o rre tirod of h
want to marry th
'SO give
now' tuno?
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■"'rping,
butcher boy."
If you would go into r cortrin
woom in hr 11 4 in tho i\lbr, you
could find r rather int^^rosting
collection of post errds,
P, 3. Tho cards -'re postm-'^rked
Ralolyh.
Wonder why E. R.
>iomo the 18th, It
Fred's birthday I
IS going
couldn't bo
V/'.-
Girls, Mary Howl-and i
0 book. It is to bo very
elusive; but I'll toll you
socret”-the title is to b.:
iAI'l'' .;~l
Stolo the Pup?
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Nows Plash; Chr.pol Hi.L.l meob^
Montrort in Franklin March Ifk
Vi/'.-tc.h for the results in tho
youn.g l'yl3''s eyes upon her
re turn.
Myrtle Hrwle^/ (Ir shorthand
cl.''Gs); What is the difference
between husb"nd rnd house?
Jo Martin:
differenco i
There's r lot of
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hN lNvrTkTION~
(Prom St. Pauls, N. C
You '-ro cordially’- invited to
"'ttend a "Death Dance givju by
the. Graveyard Diggers on Mmch
25. It will be hold rt Coffin
Hr.ll, South C.-skot St. Take
the Comotery Street err, of if
preferred, a hoarse v^ill call
at your house for you, Tickets
may be purchased from your loc."'l
undertaker for 25 cents, and
5 cents extrr for amusement tax.
Orphans accompanied by their
parents will be admitted free
of all otr rged for 10 cents.
murder bo committed to amuse
the youngs Lor-s , Refreshments
will bo ..Virvod by the Emb.lmers,
Blood punc}.;. and kidney cheese
will be solved, by the "Shroud
/ssociatirn of Oropo Hangers."
Ploaso come and disappoint us
by being yrosen"' „ The Cerpse
Qu.''rteb will render
entitled, 'To Gr ' 7ey' .ad Biue:
Eou.rni'ully yc.-urs .
I-. M, .Deru
?. S« Bring your own flowers
Dyin.c, song
/J when
jrience is
'll else 1
vhnt you have Ic
5 gone,,
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