i f THE CADUCEUS OFFICER’S PAGE BY LIEUT. WILLIAM L. MUNSON GETS COMMISSION. ARTHUR HAFJT PROMOTED. As a reward for his faithful and diligent service in the detachment of fice of the U. S. A. Base Hospital at Gamp Greene former Corporal Arthur Hart has been^commissioned as first lieutenant in the Sanitary Corps. ' Lieut. Hart came to the hospital the latter part of June and has for a long time been acting in the capacity of de tachment clerk. While he has been in structed to report to Base Hospital No. 92 at this station he will remain at his post at the hospital 'until Mon day to straighten out matters in the office and to visit his parents at York, S. C., his former residence. HOLD DANCE. The dance given by the officers of the U. S. A. Base Hospital to the nurses and ladies of Charlotte, at the Red Cross building at the hospital on Wednesday evening was a decided suc cess. Fully five hundred persons in all were present and those fortunate enough to attend state that they en joyed one of the best times ever. It was through th courtesy of Mrs. Baldwin, who is in charge of the new structure that the officers were en abled to hold the affair and they are all deeply grateful to her. Representative officers of many of the camp organizations were present and all entered into the spirit of the occasion helping to make -the dance th^ vast success that it proved to be. A five piece orchestra from town furnished the music and refreshments were served toward the latter part of the evening. Major Charles P. Adams, is on a fif teen day leave being called to his home in Trenton, N. .T., by serious illness. Lieutenant Stauffer, is appointed property Officer of this hospital in the absence- of Lt. Clark. Lieutenant Walter Mytinger, re turned from Camp Greenleaf, Ft. Oglethorpe, Ga., on Tuesday where he has been on Detached Service f9r the past few days. Lieutenant Charles Mahood left for his home in Alderson, W. Va. Tuesday where he will enjoy a ten day leave of absence. Lieutenant Frank B. Wilson of the Eye, Ear, Nose, and Throat, Clinic .s reports his departure from this hospi tal. He has been assigned to duty with Base Hospital No. 122 which is now being formed at Camp Greene. Lieutenant William B. Wilson has returned to duty from a leave of ab- sense. HUMAN NATURE. Out back of our shack Near a dogwood tree Grows a curious plant Which you should see. As a student of plant life I make no claim, So I can not give you The botanical name. The delicate form Of it’s leaves of green Makes a lasting memory For one who has seen The way they behave When touched at all, And if they could speak They would probably bawl. At the slightest touch Of any kind The leaves collapse. And you will find Do not resume Their former state For quite some time.- It is their fate. ■This sensitive plant Is a lesson to all Whose feelings are hurt At the slightest call. Through life’s promenade As we joftrney on There are many knocks That will come along. And to those who react In this sensitive way Their pleasure is spoiled On many a day. The moral is this,- If advice I may give,- “Keep your temper, be cheerful. And not sensitive.” -By P. A. S. Capt. George Reichers, joined from Rockefeller Institute, New York City, Sept. 25th, 1918, for temporary duty. He was assigned to the Surgical Ser vice. Lieutenant Schleussner, joined from Biltiniore, N. C., where he was on duty with U. S. A. General Hospital, No. 12. He is assigned to the surgi cal service. HE NEEDED HELP. A long and patient but vain effort on the part of a khaki-clad driver to induce a mule, drawing what appear ed to be a load of laundry, through the gateway of a local hospital afforded considerable amusement to the boys in blue who were watching the pro ceedings. The mule would do anything but pass through the gateway. “Want any ’elp ” shouted one of the boys in blue to the driver, as he rested a moment. “No,” replied the driver, “but I’d like to know how Noah got two of these blighters into the Ark!”—Tit-Bits. Figure Your Clothes Expense by the year, ^ not by the Suit. /■ You’ll see how much “cheaper” good quality is. Clothes, like Hart, Schaffner & Marx and Society Brand Clothes and Uniforms are the make we sell. Cost-less because they wear long er, and you buy less often. ' ‘ Earl & Wilson Shrits, John B. Stetspn and Knox Hats. ' ^ ■T ' ■ ■ rill :i Wearables of Quality. Crowell Clothing Co Statesville, N. C. 2 Big Stores. i.