T n F. r O I .N T IS R TTi “WOOD THEY?” ART PROGRAM PRESENTED JOCQUES Y’know people’s names are some times funny things. Speaking of color is: Lawrence White, Eliza beth Brown or Mattie Black? If the school house should burn would Joe Smoak? Perhaps, Jack Myatt. Speaking of ignorance is John Wood? 'Should Runt Pierce, would Dorothy Warner? Surely Grace Wood. Talk about being hard boil ed, we heard that Dewey Black- welder. Somebody a,sked does Har ry Culler? Weil} if he doesn’t then does Eleanor Cook ? Ancestors ? Is James A. Simpson? Talk about having a hard time in school, does Ralph Ketchie? He sure doss. If Charles Parker why not Edith Barker? It has been a little cold in Mr. Owen’s room all the year because of an Alice Eliza beth Freeze. Speaking of patent leather hair we wonder if Herb. Combs his? Cheer up students! It Maye Sprinkle yet. Sling a wick ed step? How’s this? Earl Wom- ble! If Ward Packer will this make—11a Cross ? Did you know that Janet Harris black? Easter! Mary Holiday to you. Is Annie Al bright? There goes Royalty! Willie C. King? There he goes! Names are queer, aren’t they? They never seemed so funny before. JUNIOR-SENIOR RECEPTION The invitation to attend the iun- ior-senior reception 'to be held May 1, in the Sheraton hotel, was issued to the Seniors by the Juniors last week. ' This annTial social affair is one of £he biggest events in the spring term. Members of the two classes look forward with pleasure to the reception, which usually lasts from 8 to 11 o'clock. Dark suits for the boys, and pret ty evening gowns for the girls fui’nish atmosphere for this colorful occasion. The largest attendance ever at a junior-.senior reception will be had I his year. There are 123 seniors and 136 juniors. , On Friday morning April 6, a very unusual program was given in chapel by Miss Barker’s room. This program consisted of some sketches of the lives of some great artists, and some very !oeaut/ful 'pict.jres which these artists have/ painted. The program was as follows: 1. The Last Supper—By Leonardo de Vinci. Life of artist and Bible reading, Margaret Hauser. 2. The Sistine Madonna— by Ra phael, Life of Artist—Glennie An derson. Song—“Come Unto Me,” Mrs. .Tack Burris. 3. Age of Innocence-;-by Sir Joshua Reynolds. Life of Artist— Semmie Herman: Song: “Little Pink Rose,” Dorothy Hoskins. 4. Whistlers Motiicr—James Mc Neil Whistler., Life of Artist— Semmie Herman. 5. Sir Galabhad—by G. F. Watts. Life of Artist and reading of Tenn yson Sir Galahad—Edith Millikan. G. The Angelus—Jean Frances Mil let. Life—Aline Kaneer. Song, “Th Angelus,” Mrs. Fidler. 7. The Fighting Temeraire— 'Tinner. Life of Artist Nannie Lee Perdue. 8. .Spirit of ’76—Willard. Life of Artist—Aline Kaneer Capacity Unlimited An “eating competition” was or ganized, in a mining town in the north of England. One competitor, a giant collier, six feet in height i and broad in proportion, succeeded m disposing of a leg of mutton, a plentiful supply of vegetables and a plum pudding, washed down with copious drafts of ale.- He was unan^ imously declared the winner, and was being triumphantly escorted home, when he turned to his admir ers and said: “Eh, lads, say don’t hee say nowt of this to my old woman, or she won’t gie me no dinner!”—Ex change. QUARTETTE SINGS IN CHAPEL The Elon College Male Quarette entertained an enthusiastic audience at chapel Tuesday morning. They .sang such selections as “Thit Old Oaken Bucket,” “The Old Family Toothbriwh;” “Way Down Yonder in the Cornfield” and oihers. They were encored a number of limes and after having delighted the audience with “Harmony” the cheer leaders lead the student body in “Fifteen for Elon.” H. P. DEFEATS TWINS Good Word For Fits Physician—“I’ve just discovered a new disease.” Patient—“Call it ‘Pfxlzia.’” “Why?” “Because it just fits into a cross word puzzle I’m composing.”—Judge. Sanitary No End Doctor—“Have ■ you taken every precaution to prevent the spread of contagion in your family?” Rastus—“Absolutely, doctab. We have done bought a sanitary cup, and we all rink from it.”—The Bap tist. Engine Rehearsals An English actor at the beginning of the long run of a play at Chicag ■ took an apartment close to the rail road. He abandoned it after a week’s occupancy. “I think I could have be come used to the trains going by at night,” he .said, “but every mornin.g at eight o'clock two engines car.' • under my window and rehearsed until noon.”—Chicago News. If There’s a Car Lo.ng Enough In Switzreland an engine has been invented called the -“hochdruekkon- densationsdampflokomotive.’’ I;i this country they’d hang a name like that on a Pullman car.”—Life. I?ING DRUG CO. W« Make a Special of Preecrfp- i > lion and Sick Room Snp{)li«a FAST DEUrjSlT .1 I The Commei’cial 11 National Bank | Capital and Surnln* $1,000,680 j> Resources $9,j6S0,006 !, ■ .{. 4 Per Cent on Sayings • >' ^ Acecants. Y ‘ SCORE 14-6 i With Ernest Fuqua, star southpaw, | pitching very good ball in the | pinches, the crack High Point high .school nine triumphed over the I Winston-Salem high 14-6, at Welch | Park here April 4, Fuqua was touched for 10 hits during the nine inning tussle, but he kept the bingles scattered to such an exleT.b that the visitors wHrre unr^ble to score but six runs. Finlatcr, a right hander on the team for the visitors had two bad innings, the third and eighth when the local highs amassed a total of 13 run.s. In the other innings Finla- tor 'worked well. Foust, High Point’s peppy little fMcher caught a nice game. He led the local at bat also with two dou bles and a single out of four official trips to the plate. One font of type in the form worth twenty on the floor. MY HEART LEAPS UP With Apologies to Word.sworfh “My heart leaps up when I b • hold a te.st upon the board. So' it was when the schorl began; So is it now I .am a man. So be it when the schobl shall e^-' Or let me die! The school is father 'of my mind; And I could wash my day.s more short. Bound each to each by natural p - etry. Ward .says that a hick 's so"i thing in a battle. .Tack say* i! something which comes from C' ■ back woods. We think it is sr>.- « i thing in a bottle whWb «om'« Tioo. ; the back wood.*, Mr. Owens, to Journalism Class; “I don’t want you to write to in-i Miss Harrell: Did any of y - tei-est mol I want you 'to write to | ever receive a letter from a«y (..r,': interest the students. Who do youj you did not know? write for?” ^ Clen Hampton: Yes, mam . Alfred Myatt, “I write for the' Miss Harrell: Who? Pointej'.” i Clc'.'.: Sear;: and Roebuck.