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Wiieie you g’ot tiiat bow tie.
Mous: I bet five dollars, you cant.
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Little Jackie took the church col
lection very seriously, and every Sun
day, morning he saw that his penny
was ready.
6ne day just as the usher began to
take the collection, Jackie noticed
that a guest in the family pew was
not duly provided. Sliding along tlie
.seat ho whispered, “Where’s your
penny?”
“I didn’t bring one,” replied the
woman.
Time was short, and , the matter
was urgent, but Jackie came to a de
cision with great promptitude. Thrust
ing his penny into the woman’s hand,
he wliispered: “Here, take mine! It’ll
pav for ymu, and I’ll get under tjie
seat.”—Pittsburgh Sun.
I In Heaven Above, Where .\1I is Love
I
1 ■ “Doesn’t it strike j'ou • that’s a
queer-shaped harp that new woman-
I angel is lugging around?” asked Sr.
Peter with a perplexed'frown,
j “That, isn’t a harp, that|s a radio
set,” answered Gabriel, -with a pity
ing look at his,superior. “She's en
joying her husband’s hov.ds from Sta
tion HLL.”—American Legion We ■!;-
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The pastor who was fond of figures
of speech was making a funeral ora
tion. He began his address, “Frie-'d.^
we have here only the shell of the
ninn, the .nut is gone.’’—The Church
man.
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“Clarence,” s';e cal'cd. He
the car and looked around.
“T am not accustomed to call riy
.(•hatiffenrs by t’oe'-r first nam*'. Clar-
care. What’s your surname?”
“IVarling, madim.”
“Drive on, Ciarence”—Daily Xew.s.
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ple of coincidence.”
Student—“Mv father and_ mother
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