■-.Ai •'•a.V, ii5i{ ~^ ' I rf w, •, a 1 fi. t i-f 1^1 m Good Farm Butter Depends On Cream The demand today is for a mild- flavored butter njade from sweet cream or cream that is only slight ly sour. Many North Carolina farm ers and housewives are adding to their incomes during this period hy preparing such butter for sale to boarding houses, on curb markets or to a selected trade in towns and cities. “The first step in making good butter is to handle the milk with care from the time it i.-- drawn from the cow until it i- churned," .says W. L. Clevenger, dairy manu facturing specialist at State Col lege. “At milking time, no dust, dirt or objectionable odors should be allowed and the cow’s udder, teats and flanks should be free all filth. It is important too that the milker’s clothes and hands be clean. When a .sufficient amount of cream has been accumulated for churning, ten hours should elapse after the last cream is added be fore churning.” Clevenger suggests that the cream be brought to the proper tempera ture or five hours before churning. At that time, it should have a clean mild, pleasing taste and smell. The churning temperature varies from 55 to 60 degrees in summer and from 65 to 70 degrees in winter. The butter should appear in from 20 to 30 minutes. If the churning is done at a too-high temperature, the but ter will have a weak and grea-y body. 1 sj Jn churning, agitate the cream tiniformly and use a churn that holds three times as much cream as that placed in it. If the churn is too full, poor re.sults are secured. TREN( H .SILO SOLVES WINTER FEEDING PROBLEM PROGRAM LITTLE RIVER BAPTIST UNION HELD WITH PARRISH MEMORIAL BAPTIST CHURCH APRIL 30TH, 1933. 9:45 A. M.—Union Sunday School. 10:45 A. M.—Roll Call of Churches in Union. 10:50 A. M.—Reading of Previous Minutes. 10:55 A. M.^—Business of Union, Expenses and Ap pointment of Committees for place and Program 11:10 A. M.—Sermon .. . By Rev. Nevel Standi 12:00 M.—Announcements ... by Clarence Pender 1:00 P. M.—Devotional By Mrs. Linimie Batten 1:15 P. M.—Why Baptists Believe In Total Abstinence By Rev. Luther Standi 2:00 P. M.—Open Discussion—By any one on any sub ject. 2:30 P. M.—Subject chosen by speaker—Rev. W. J. (Jrain. 3:00 P. M.—Round Table Discussion and Miscellane ous. 3:15 P.M.—Adjournment. ^ H ere is an actual opportunity to maSrryonr dollar do double duty. Twice as much for your money is no small matter when yoa consider the well balanced assortment of standard publications which are entertaining, instructive, and en joyable in the widest variety. We have mad^e it easy for you—simply select the club you want and send 05 bring this coupon to our office TODAY. Club No. C-3 Progressive Farmer, 1 year Dibcie Poultry Journal, 1 year Home Friend, 1 year Country Home, 1 year The Farm Journal, I year AND THIS NEWSPAPER For One Year Club No. C-4 Southern Agriculturist, 1 year Everybody’s Poultry Mugzzint, 1 year Gentlewoman Magazine, 1 year Country Home, 1 year Illustrated Mechanics, 1 year AND THIS NEWSPAPER For One Year ALL SIX FOR ONLY ALL SIX FOR ONLY J. M. RICHARDSON, J. R. ATKINSON, S. C. BATTEN, Program Committee. G. W. ANDERSON,Moderator. A. J. PRICE, Clerk. In many section.s of North Caro lina cattle and .sheep get sleek and fat in .summer only to become weak and emaciated in winter. This lack of an adeciuate supply of winter feed of proper quality is one of the greate.st handicap.s to the continued development of the livestock in dustry in the State. “We know that silage is one of the be.st winter feeds for maintain ing or fattening cattle or sheep ' or for feeding dairy cows; however, the e.xpen.se of building the upright type of silo has prevented many farmers from using this valuable feed,’’ says I.. 1. Case, livestoc’ic specialist at State Colleg-e. “Now that the trench silo is proving so suitable and economical, every man with a cow or two or a small flock of .sheep can have silage in abun dance, The trench silos now in ue vary in .size from a capacity of one ton to 150 tons and more. In practically all cases, the silage is keeping well.” Case gives as the two main re quisites for a good trench silo, a stiff soil and a water table below the level of the bottom of the silo. Corn is the best silage crop for .this State, he says. Varieties of the sorghums are used in some sections but only about the only advantage these sorghums have over corn is that they will grow on poorer soils and with less rain. W'hile there are several varieties of silage corn, that variety which makes the best acre yield or grain in a community is nearly alway.s best for silage also. The greater the quanitity of grain in the silage, the more nutritious it is and the great er the saving in the concentrated ration needed to supplement the isilage. Case says, ^ • scratch given by the second day. Sour skimmilk may be added when the poults are from 36 to 48 hours old and then kept before them there after at all times. Maupin also sugge.sts gradual changes in feed as the birds grow older and then when they are ready for the range' ,the ration may be simplified and reduced to whatever grains are available on the farm. IMPROVED COTTON STAPLE HAD INCREASE LAST YEAR Raleigh, .April 24.—“'I'here are a day at six months of age when the calf should be weaned. The .grain will then be further increased to provide nece.ssary nutritients form erly supplied by the milk. Question: When should breeding cockerels and pullets be culled ? Answer: Culling is almo.st a con tinual process but where all cripples and undersized birds have been eliminated the first culling .should be made when the birds are, between eight and twelve weeks old. The birds, ■ however,. .should be carefully watched durin,g the entire growing just as many possibilities in the period and those that lack vigor or development of plant life as there' are slow in developing .should be are in the development of animal discarded 1 .ARE WITH POULTS . MEANS TURKEY PROFPrS life, but this fact is not always ap preciated by our farmers,” com mented U. Benton Blalock, general mana.ger of the North Carolina Cotton Growers Cooperative Associa tion, after studying a government report which showed that the pro duction of inch and inch and one thirty-second cotton in North Caro lina in 1932 nearly doubled that of 1931. The report .issued by the U. S. Department of Agriculture April 20, showed that North Carolina stepped up in the production of inch and 1 1-32 cotton from 16.3 per cent in 1931 to 23.6 per cent in 1932. “In the production of 1 1-16 and 1 3-32 the comparison shows seven per cent on these leng-ths as com pared with 3.6 per cent of the crop of 1931,” he said. “One and one-eighth and longer staples went up from six-tenths of one per cent to a full two per cent. “While the seasons, of course al ways have a certain amount of in fluence in the production of better staples, yet the underlying cause of this heavy increa.se in better length staple is the wide distribution an nually of thousands of bushels of improved seeds that have been made in North Carolina for the past several years, “One of the most intere.sting booklets is.sued recently by the North Carolina Agricultural Experiment Station is bulletin number X 284 on the subject of “The Home Market for North Carolina Cotton” which shows in a very interesting way the development that has been going on for some years in this State in the production of better staples.” Getting the poults through the brooding period into free range is the most difficult job in turkey raising and this re([uires good management and clean sanitation. “The first reiiuirement for a .succe.ssful hatch with turkeys is the use of strickly fresh eggs,” says C. J. M.aupin, extension poultryman at State College. “When the tur key hens are confined to a small range or yard, the eggs may be, home-grown cotton is used by North STATE COLLEGE GETS FARM QUESTIONS Quetion: What percentage of gathered twice each day and then stored in a well ventilated room nr cellar where the temperature is not over 00 degrees. It is better to set the eggs when only seven to eight Carolina mills? .Answer: The amount of home grown cotton used in the State varies each year with the v>roduc- tion of certain grades but a recent SAYS CHICKEN STEALING IS ORGANIZED RACKET Chicken stealing has become a serious menace to the success of the poultry industry in North Carolina and should be fought in an organiz ed way by the poultrymen of the State, is the belief of Roy S. Dear- sty ne, head of the poultry depart ment at State College. “In the past, we have considered chicken stealing as a necessary evil, more of a prank than anything else, but of late it has developed into something more serious and poultry- men mu-t begin to take steps in their defense,” says Dearstyne. “Under ordinary circumstances, this thievery is the bane of the poultry growers existence, especially where he is developing highly-bred birds but now with the use of the motor trucks and good highways, it is possible for thieves to steal chickens in large quantities and be off with them to market before the grow’er is aware of his loss.” Dearstyne say he has received numerous letters in past weeks tell ing of w’holesale losses by poultry- men. One man said the thieves had taken every chicken except one old rooster and left a note tied to his leg. In .some instances, the entire liv ing of a family is tied up in the poultry flock. The flock has beep built up by the investment of hai'd- earned money, long hours of work and careful study. Under such cir cumstances,, the wiping out of the flock in one night is a serious mat ter. To combat this, Dearstyne urges community and county poultry as sociations and the cooperation of honest dealers. Courts should im- po e heavier sentences and every poultry owner should follow' up the prosecution of thieves and insi.st that they get maximum sentences. days old, whether a hen or incu- I publication of the .Agricultural Ex periment Station on “The Home Market for North Carolina Cotton,” Bulletin No. 284, gives definite in formation on the consumption and required grades and staple-lengths. .A copy of this bulletin may be se cured by request to the Agricultural Editor, State College, Raleigh, N. C. hator is used. When poults are fir.-t hatched they are less active than chicks and must be kept warm. The temperature in the brooder house needs to be kept around 90 degrees Tor several days.” Maupin says the home-made brick brooder may be used for poults but it is well to make some wire parti tions in the house to separate the different ages. Feeding the poults is about the .‘'ame as for baby chicks. Hard-boil ed egg.s with some of the shell left in has worked out well for the fir.st feed. Give one egg to each 20 poults. Water shoald be given at 36 hours and the first chick starter or chick Question: How soon can grain and hay be fed to dairy calves? .Answer: A small amount of gr.ain Most of “Modern” Jokes Told Long Ago There is no more dangerous literary symptom than a temptation to write about wit and humor. It indicates a total loss of both.—G. B. Shaw to Max Eastman. In spite of Mr. Shaw’s grave w'arning here is an article on the changing style in jokes. This might not prove either a difficult or un- ■•deasant task—perhaps not even a and hav should he offered to the I fruitle-s one—provided one calf when about two weeks of age or when skimmilk is substituted for whole milk. This should be gradual ly increased until the animal is re ceiving about .three pounds of grain even half convinced that there is a change, writes Willard De Lue in the Boston Globe. In outward dress, joke.s, like humans, do vary from age to age. But in body they stay pretty )nuch the same. in 1930 J. Gilchrist Lawson pro duced “The World’s Best Humorous Anecdotes,” which he as-ured his readers were “gleaned entire from leading religious i^apers.” One of them runs thi.s way: “You remember that you sold me a hor.se la.st week?” said, the cab man angrily to the horse dealer. “A^es. What about him?” “He fell dead yesterday.” “Well, 1 never!” said the dealer. “I told you he had., some funny little ways, but upon my word I never knew him to do that before.” Now hark ye to an item in “The Chaplet of Comus, or Feast of Senti ment and Festival of Wit,” publish ed in Boston in 1811: “On an inque.st lately taken on the body of a soldier, who had com mitted suicide, a companion of the deceased was examined touching the evident signs of lunacy betrayed by the decea.sed. He solemnly declared on his oath ‘he never knew him guilty of such an act before in hi- iife.’ ” Here’s the same thing cropping up in slig-htly different form, after 100 years. Yet that is nothing. The story is actually thousands of year.s old, has appeared in many forms in many languages, and seems to have its origin in this one, which they snickered at in Athens in the dim, dark ages: “The slave I bought of you has died.” ■ “By the gods, i do assure you that he never once played such a trick when I had him!” There you have a joke that ha.s come down the centuries almost without change of wording. Buto when it come.s to adaptation of ideas the cases are innumerable. Tom Masson, who employed him- .self a few years ago in corting out this one about a Scottish farmer in Everybody’s Magazine for 1925: “A Scottish farmer, being elect ed to the .school board, visited the village school and tested the intelli gence of the class by question. Now, boys, can any of you tell me what naething- is?’ “After a moment’s silence a small boy in the back seat rose. “ ‘It’s what ye gi’d me the other day for holding your horse.’ ” Now this suggestion of thrift goes well in its Scottish setting. But the basic idea of the thing is no different than that I'epoi’ted in 1829 hy Lady Morgan, from Dublin: “l.ary M-n-rs was addre-sed by a well-known beggar. “ ‘Go away,’ said the ladyship, ‘i will .give you nothing.’ “ ‘Och! then long life to your lady-.ship; and it’s often you gave us that, God bless you!’” Here is a complete transition of a basic idea. ‘‘.Ah, you say. “But certainly there is somethin,"' new and original in the ‘smart,’ sophisticated humor of to day—the subtle play on life and manners, and the extravagances of ideas,” But, ill truth, there isn’t. In a collection called “Hood’s Own,” published in London in the 1850.S, there are scattered illustrat ed humors that would not be out of place today in the ultra New York er. The gentlemanly hunter, for instances. gun under arm, calls out to his dog, “Don’t point. It’s rude.” . .And the t-wo men on the gallows- about- to be. hanged, who say, see ing an enraged bull chasing- a mar. CLIP ^Yes mMR. editor. Send B«r»aln No- -to ► State JR. F. D._ Brinr or ».H thi. Coopon to oor ofBeo tod.T—NOW ^ below them, “How lucky. Bill, we’ re up here,” are but prototypes of the .structual worker on the top most pinnacle of the skyscraper who looks down, in the pages ■ of the modern comics, and comments on the hazards of life in traffic-filled streets. ' It is po sible in most ca.ses to trace the geneaology of a joke through many generations. ‘So ye be gaun. to lave us, pas- son,” said an old lady to a vicar. ‘Yes, Sarah,” he’ replied. “I’m getting on in years, and they can not hear me at the end of the church.” “Hear ’e! Sure that don’t matter so long- as we can see ’e; and you know, passon, ’tain’t the pig's that squeals the loude-t that makes the best bacon.” Here is an alleged Cornish joke, yet it is merely a good old misap plication of metaphor that has been used probably since the beginning of man. ‘The Merry Fellow's’ Companion, or American Je.“t Book,” publisheci at Harrisburg, Pa., in 1797, has this: ‘.A lady was saying she had over thrown heri adversary, at which one of her servants said: ‘Ay, he took the w'rong sow by the ear -w'hen he meddled with your ladyship.’ ” And thi.s, rest assured, W'as copied from an English original, which in turn, doubtless copied it from some- thin.g- else. Getting it-elf copied, twisted, turn ed and adapted—even having its nationality changed—is the ordinary life of a jest. bers, according to a scathing- d'i- scription of them by Dr. "Moore in, the .Asheville Citizen of .April 5, are a cheap bunch of politicians. They have, according to Dr. Moore’s blunt statement, shown all kind-S of pa'C- tiality in hiring teachers and pur- cha;sin,g supplies. In his resigna tion he accuses the chairman'of the board of being ‘so drunk at boar:f meetings that- he. was utterly ur- fit. to preside. If the board.-of ed ucation of Mad.ison county is like. Dr. Moore says and if the people: do not fire them the county is at a low ebb. 'We hope that Dr. Moore is mistaken but, believing. a.s h» doesfi he has given utterance to the bolde.st .statements we have- ever- read. There are many counties ,'n the state that need Bob Moore.” TO MANUFACTURE BEER IN NORTH CAROLINA ALLEGED EMBEZZLER AR RESTED W. J. Wenrich, former chief clerk in the office of the Southern Public Utilities Co., at Greensboro, who has been mis-ing from that city since May 3, 1932, W’as arrested this -«-eek in Reading, Pa., and has been brought to Greensboro to answer to the charge of embezzling $27,000 of the company’s funds. .As soon as the manufacture of beer is le,galized in North Carolina, and there doesn’t seem any doubt- but that it will be, seeing as we have a dripping wet Legislature, three Asheville men plan to estab lish a brewery in that city that, will produce 400 barrels daily. E. M. Jarrett, C. G. Bulloch and James H. Hensley, all Ashe-ville business men, have announced plans' to form a company capitalized at- $50,000 and convert Skyland Farma, poultry plant on Sweeten creak high-vv-ay ,into a modern brewery. Union Meeting The next session of the Easter Litter River Primitive Baptis.t Union -ft-ill meet with Bethany church at. Pine Level, N. C., on Saturday and fifth Sunday in .April 1933. Eld. 'E. F. Pearce is appointed to preath the introductory. Eld. J. T. Collier appointed his alternate. Brethern, .sister's, and friends an-i especially ministers, are coi^ially invited to attend. J. A. BATTEN, Union clerk. AGED COPLE IN MARITAL DIFFICULTIES Joseph Lessner, 86, and his bride of a month, Anna Les.sner, 76, took their domestic difficulties to a mag istrate in New York, Thursday. “We couldn’t agree after the second or third day,” M^s. Les-ner said. “He grabbed me around the throat .tossed me about the room anl told me to run home to my relatives. He’.s got my clothes lock ed up and I’d like to have them.” ‘T’ve been married four times,’’ Lessner replied. “Lived with one wife for 50 years and never had any trouble to speak of. This is all the fault of the grandchildren and the great-grandchildren butting in.'’ Half a dozen relatives on each .side were in court. The magistrate called them foi"ward, admonished them to leave the newly-w’eds alone, and the Lessners walked out arm in arm. MEANS MUST SERVE''■SEN TENCE .At Wa.shington, Saturday, the Dis-- trict Court of Appeals affirmed a sentence of 15 years imposed on, Gaston B. Mean", following Hi's con-- viction bn charges of stealing $104,-- 000 from Mrs. Evelyn WaLsh M.:- Lean, wealthy Washington woman.,, who was intere.sted in the return 0"f the kidnaped Lindbergh baby. Means was also -indicted-on an-- other count the past week in. con—, nection with the same case in which .$35,000 was involved. Whether he is out on bail or in jail is not stated. None of the .$104,000 he secured from Mrs. McLean has ever been recovered and no trace can be fouiid what he did with the money. .- MAKES GRAVE CHARGES (From Charity and Children) “R. L. Moore, president of Mars Hill College, has resigned from the school board of Madison county. He had been on the hoard for four years. During these four years he sought to take the schools out of lolitics and run them for the bene- it of his county. The other mem- ARRANGED FOR HIS OWN FUNERAL Two weeks ago Hiram Wall, aged negro, walked into a negro under taking establishment at Dan-ville, 'Va., and explained that he did not have long to live and wanted to make arrangements for his funeral. He selected his casket and gave minute instructions as to his put ting aw'ay. He even offered to pay for his own funeral from a wad of hills. Tuesday Wall died at noon. His instructions were carried', out to thei letter, it was said;.