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V Page Ten THE UNIVERSITY STUDENT March, 1929 piPS CC.AlwrMK 'JT . By Teddy Wilson She; What have you there? He: Some insect powder. She: Good heavens! You aren’t going to commit suicide, are you ? Ology: Did you make good in all of your exams? Tim: No, I took organic chem. 41: Why do you say that exams are not true tests of a student’s knowledge ? Lum: Because the Profs, always try to ask what the student does not know. Absurd Advisor: Why didn’t you like the course in “choice diction?’’ Senior: “Because the Prof, used too much slang. Prof. That play was barred from Paris because of its sV-ggestiveness. Student: Yes, but it was.later produced in pantomime. Prof.: Where is that? (Notre Dame Juggler.) There is always one in every school— A man the students hate en masse, He is the careful Prof, who says, “I’ll talk about it after class.” (Columns) Heard in the Shower Room My, boy, are you a fraternity pledge? No, sir; I sat on a hot stove. Sweet young thing to gentleman pian ist: Do you know I can’t give you any thing but love? G. P.: That’s plenty for me, sister. He; Where did you skate most when you were learning? She: I think you’re horrid. We turned off the side road—I had never been out with him before—I wondered— what we would do—the density of the forests was overwhelming—I stared at him—He glared straight ahead—“I won der if he knows this road well,” I thought. The thickness of the foliage made the road seem blacker than ever. Finally the road ended. We stopped. I sat there'— waiting for his move. He looked at me— I returned his gaze—, we were a party of surveyors out on a job. Tough: So you play golf; what do you go around in? Sweet: Don’t get too personal. Edna: Don’t you know why I turned you down? Eddie: I can’t think. Edna: Exactly. Skippy: I saw a man swallow a swoi’d. Dippy; That’s nothing; I saw a man in hale a camel.—Texas Ranger. He rushed up to her: This is my dance, you know, he said breathlessly. She gave him a haughty stare. Oh, really! I thought it was the Junior Prom. —The Mink. Fern: Stop. Mas: What’s the big idea? Fem: Wait till 1 ts; Well, iorely dai;.irhtc_ are you wates’lsg’ the Yes; are you tnirsty: She: My brother dcsKr: tiit -heit or drink. He: Does he make his own dresses, too? —Buffalo Bison. She refused to kiss. She refused to pet. So this little Miss Ain’t a Missis yet. —Buccaneer Sir, could you see me safely across the street ? Yes, lady, I could see you a mile away. I Waiter: That gentleman over there says his soup isn’t fit for a pig. Manager: Then, take it away, you fool, and bring some that is. Wife; (looking at husband’s noticeable beard). Why didn’.; you shave? Benedict: I did. Wife: When? Benedict: Just after you said you were nearly ready. —Jester. Speaking in Terms of Chemistry All men may have been born equal, but a number of them surely were left un balanced. Miss Charlotte: Flow, before we drive much further, 1 want you to understand that I don’t neck, so don’t try to hold my hand ov kiss me. Is that clear? Mr. Smith: Yes. Miss Charlotte; Now, since that is set tled, where shall we go? Mr. Smith: Home. Dumb Pledgees 1st. Bro.: That new pledgee is terribly dumb. 2nd Bro.: How’s that? 1st Bro.; He found some milk bottles in the grass and thought Ke had found a cow’s nest. Soph: How do you like bathing beau ties ? Freshie: I don’t know. I never bathed one. —Bison. “A Miss—A Double Miss Bully: I miss the old cuspido since it’s gone. Harney: You missed it before; that’s why it is gone. Prof.: Well, what made you late this morning ? Student: I overslept. You see there are eight of us in our frat house and the clock was only set for seven. Lecturer:—And if you don’t like the beans, try to get along until the next meal. Lectured; Yes, but at the next meal there’ll be peanut butter. NATIONAL ASSOCIATION COLLEGE DEANS AND REGISTRARS (Continued from page 1) who would succeed to the First Vice- Presidency and then to the Presidency. The next meeting was set for Friday after the first Sunday in March, 1930, at Johnson C. Smith University. The fol lowing officers were elected: Dean J. W. Haywood, Morgan College, President. Dean J. Heni-y Alston, Johnson C. Smith University, 1st Vice-President. Dean C. W. Florence, V. N. I. I., 2nd Vice-President. Registrar F. McClain, Allen University, . iem- .rsity, which will be held at J'ohnson C. Smith University, Dean J. Henry Alston will become President of the Conference. SALESMEN for “The University Student” W. S. Brinkley, Room 4, Berry Hall, J. A. Jones, Room 17, Smith Hall, H. W. Givens, Room 25, Carter Hall, Johnson C. Smith University. Copies of “The University Student” are on sale at Brooklyn Drug Company 424 E. Second Street, Charlotte, N. C. MERITA BREAD AND CAKES Made by AMERICAN BAKERIES CO. 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