Page Eight THE NEW BERN MIRROR, NEW BERN, N. C. Friday, April 10, 1959 Teen Topics IN NEW BERN TODAY Siudents at New Bern High school are still giggling over some of the items that appeared in Bruins— a special mimeographed paper that was circulated on April Fool’s Day. Tor example, it was announced that Professor Elvis Presley would succeed Mr. Donald Smith as choral director, since, according to the spoof sheet, Mr. Smith was in jured in a stampede between class es and will be disabled for at least throe years. And, in response to complaints turned in to the principal’s office, a list of changes to be made at NBHS was revealed; “In order to make the students more comfort- ablo, all rooms will be air condi tioned. Desks will be replace with foam cushioned lounges. A stere ophonic record player will be play ed in each room. Old-fashioned water fountains will be replaced Generator-Starter ^nd Regulator Rebuilding and Repairs Exide Batteries SANDLIN BATTERY VULCANIZING CO. 125 Craven Street ■ ELECTRIC MOTOR REBUILDERS 24-Hour Service ACE ELECTRICAL CO. 318 S. Front St. Dial ME 7-7350 Seat Covers • Convertible Tops • Complete Auto Interior • Truck Seats CAVANAUGH'S AUTO UPHOLSTERY Wm. T. (Buster) Cavanaugh Tommy Taylor 603 Contentnea Ave Phone ME 7-5385 with running soft drink fountains.” Continuing with its wishful April foolery. Bruin’s Ruins said that “several new courses shall be ad ded— beach bopp, drag racing, and 1001 ways to cheat without detec tion.” As for rules governing the school, the NBHS faculty—accord ing to Bruin’s Ruins— altered some of them thusly; “Five hours penal ty for NOT walking on the grass; school is to open only one hour a day; report cards are to be issued to teachers instead of students; de tention hall prohibited; no more homework, tests or exams for students— this privilege to be re served only for teachers; any ex cuse is to be accepted by the of fice; a special reducing class is to be started.” Getting away from the make be lieve to something more serious, we ivant to congratulate Danny Stallings for winning this year’s Civitan Essay Contest. Last year’s local winner finished third in the State, and we’re wishing Danny success in the State Contest too. GLEANINGS — (Continued from Page 4) esty's service. There are times, my Lord, when the utmost ingenuity will scarce satisfy, and men, who will not be convinced without dem onstration. “His Majesty’s speech and the addresses of both Houses came in closed in your Lordship’s letler of the 15th of November, 1767, No. 19. Such glorious testimonies on the part of the Sovereign and such firmness and unanimity expressed in the addresses, in support of so essential a branch of legislation as the supremo legislative authority of Great Britain over every part of the British empire, must fill the breast of every loyal subject with gratitude and affection; equitable and proper measures will not fail to disappoint Ihe wicked intention of all who industriously strive to disturb the repose and felicity of J. W. SMITH AGENCY, INC. GENERAL INSURANCE , HOTEL GOVERNOR TRYON Parking Facilities Available in Back of Hotel Office Phone ME 7-5500 Residence ME 7-2344 Odorless Dry Cleaning and Snow White Laundry - ONE-DAY SERVICE - DELIVERY OR CASH & CARRY BRADDY'S 323 S. Front ME 7-2159 Essotane Gas Service Cooking - Hot Water - Heating Bottled or Bulk Tanks George R. Scott Gas Company 221 Midclle Street Phone ME 7-3179 LOVELY TO LOOK AT—Pat Jones, to our way of think ing, is as charming a Mirror Maid as you’ll ever find. A freshman at New Bern High school, she has a natural beauty that is unspoiled by vanity. We are proud to present her for your approval this morning.—Photo by Billy Benners. the British dominions.” And in the next paragraph. Gov ernor Tryon tells of the death of his only son: “I thank you, nu' Lord, for your communication of the happy in crease in their Majesty’s royal fam ily, by the birth of a princess; an intelligence that afforded me much satisfaction, tho’ I received it while under affliction for the death of my own son. "Agreeable tc his Majesty's royal permission, I shall at the next ses sion recommend the appointment of an agent to transact the affairs of this Province at home and shall observe in that business the mode your Lordship prescribes. The ob struction that has cliiefly prevented such an appointment is mentioned in my letter No. 23, which I wish may be taken into consideration.” (From Tryon’s Lotlcr Book) (To Be Continued) Buds and Blossoms I (Continued from Page 3) | worth— 1 In tho hope that they have gained by this effort To do something which to them is so now— For a flower is God's hand that’s extended His message is carried by you. Who go forth to heal and to teach them Gardening programs with effort and love. Inspiration for their Therapy, so helpful Must have come from a voice above. —Florence Pick, (Mrs. F. D.) Garden Therapy Chairman Garden Club of North Carolina, Inc. Top Ten Tunes In New Bern This Week SxxxoooDoar XODOBODOS 1. Venus — Frankie Avalon. 2. Come Softly to Me — Fleet- woods. 3. It’s Just A Matter of Time —> Brook Benton. 4. Charlie Brown — Coasters. 5. Never Be Anyone — Ricky Nelson. 6. Pink Shoelaces — Dottie Ste phens. 7. Tragedy — Thomas Wayne. Looking Glass - (Continued from Page 1) transaction, and when a student is ^ granted such a loan it means that the Board of Trustees of the New Bern City schools considers that student a proper risk for this trust fund. Albert Bangert, while living, ^ gave a helping hand to others, young and old. He was that sort of ^ man. Small wonder that he took in finite pains to continue his good works, after his days on earth were done. / 8. 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