Page Eight THE NEW BERN MIRROR, NEW BERN, N. C. Friday, June 5, 1959 Teen Topics IN NEW BERN TODAY Just as we expected, our New Bern High school yearbook—The Bruin—is all tliat anyone could ask for. Our enthusiastic congratu lations go to the co-editors, Carol Hughey and Tommy Midyette. We also want to congratulate the business managers, Wanda Tingle and Carol Forstadt, for the fine fi nancial job that made an annual of this quality possible. Much of the credit belongs to our advisors—Mrs. J. H. McKinnon, the editorial adviser; Mrs. L. C. W'hitley, the financial adviser; and Miss Sarah Greene, the photogra phy adviser. Give Your Favorite Furniture a New Lease on Life. FREE ESTIMATES PICK-UP & DELIVERY Gray Upholstery Co. Dial ME 7-726« WE BUY, SELL and TRADE Stocks, Bonds and Mutual Funds. Give Us a Trial Donald T. 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No one is the least bit sur prised over the tremendous and effective performance of the club editors, Jackie Hammond and Mary Anne Bartling. The same goes for Glenda Ricks, the faculty editor, and Erma Sawyer, the course of study editor. In fact the yearbook is so very nice that its arrival eased some of our tension as we crammed for those awful exams we had to strug gle with last week. You’ll agree that this was something of a feat for any group of editors to accom plish. Now the exams are behind us, and the Class of ’59 has graduated and joined the other classes that have gones before. All of which makes us feel rather sad, despite the fact that graduation is the goal we all aim for when we enter the very first grade of school. But this is vacation time now, so there should be no sadness for any of us. The college crowd has arriv ed, and fun is waiting on our rivers and at the beach. We’ll make the most of it. JUDGES SAW IT TOO—When we ran Georgia Parrott as our Mirror Maid on January 16, we said, “Her charm lies in the unique qualities that are to be found in her facial expressiveness.” Out-of-town judges recognized that charm last Saturday in choosing her as New Bern’s Dairy Prin cess.—Photo by Wray’s Studio. paper we can brand ’em two at a time.” It’s said the following announce ment was seen posted on a rural church several months ago: “Next Saturday night, the annual Baptist strawberry festival will be held. On account of the recession, prunes will be served.” And then thei'e was a small town postmaster who picked up a letter one day with this inscription in tire upper left hand corner: “If not de livered in five days, try like hell the sixth.” FABRICON INVISIBLE REWEAVING cigarette Burns — Moth Holet Cuts and Tears Mrs. W. E. Street, Jr. SOS E. 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BENGEL SHEET METAL WORKS Roofing of All Kinds Warm Air Heating 1311 N. Craven St. Phone ME 7-3404 A couple of the Sunday journals this past week broke out with syn dicated humor columns. At least that’s what the editors considered it, for it was labeled “Chuckles.” But I didn’t chuckle, not that my funny bone’s any less sensitive than the next guy’s, but “Chuckles” just didn’t get across. More funny things happen here during my lunch hour than “Chuckles” had in a column of space. But I wanted to be demo cratic about the thing, before try ing to top ’em this week. I turned to the office girl. “Stop typing a moment and give a listen,” I com manded. Then I offered her a “Chuckle.” Wife (to husband): “You don’t seem as well dressed as you were when we were married a few years ago.” Husband (inspecting newest crop of bills): “That’s funny . . . I’m wearing the same suit.” She didn’( even titter. “How about those gags you’ve been col lecting through the years. Why not print some of them?” she said. I motioned her back to work and began digging in my files. Here’s what came out. I call them “Snick ers.” After a valiant but losing effort to avoid the crash, a beefy truck driver stepped down from his cab and surveyed the damage. He ap proached the saucy young lass who was driving the other car. “Why, may I ask, didn’t you give a hand signal?” he demanded. With a toss of her curls, she came back with this reply, “Because, there’s no signal for what I wanted to do.” A Tar Heel hillbilly, strolling down the street with a jug of moonshine and a shotgun under his arm, encountered a stranger and said, “Have a drink.” The new comer protested, “Thanks friend, but I’m not in tlje mood for one.” Whereupon the rustic ominously leveled the shotgun at the other man and again commanded, “1 said take a drink!” Reluctantly, the stranger drank. Tears flooded his eyes, he loosened his necktie and gasped, “Gosh, that’s the awfulest liquod I ever drank.” The hillbilly quickly handed him the gun a£id 1 said, “Ain’t it the truth. Now you hold the gun on me while I take a drink.” A stick of G.I. paratroopers drop ped into the night on a training mission during World War II, with instructions to destroy an aband oned highway bridge. Safely down, they regrouped and set out to plant their explosives. With the bridge thoroughly wrecked, the air borne soldiers were driven back to their barracks. Next day, though, came a blazing memorandum from the Highway Department suggest ing all map reading classes be dou bled. Wrong bridge. 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