t > tT. NEW BERN I ■ Jr Thousands of birds migrate to and from New Bern with the changing of the seasons. Hun dreds of thousands more fly over, headed for South America and other distant points. Don’t feel dumb, if you’ve never seen these remark able migrations. Very few New Bernians have, except in rare instances. That’s because birds migrate at night, so they can spend the daylight hours feed ing. Your best chance, believe it or not, to see our feathered friends enroute, or at least hear them, is on an overcast night. They’ll be flying low, to avoid the clouds. Some of our winged residents here, especially woodpeckers, stick around all year. How ever it may surprise you to learn that quite a few spar rows, and at least haH of our Warblers, spend their winters in Argentina, Brazil, or may be Chile. When they’re in the mood for travel, they cover as much as 300 miles in a single night. More energetic and ambitious is the golden plover. They Hy 2,4QQ miles over the ocean from Labrador to South Amer- 1^ or from Alaska 0 Hawaii, ? T h Bh8jtoe^yO!rM‘t'atolk6 .Ilian lots ahd- v-',o^ eai;th‘*bbund humans Tumped together. AU'ef whldi explains why some of New Bern’s mocking birds hover outside your window when your hi-fi, stereo, radio, or television set strikes up a rhumba from Vienna, the haunt ing melodies of Hawaii, or an Eskimo lullaby. Add this to your knowledge. A sample Mirror survey re veals that only one New Bern housewife in ten uses plain flour these days. Local husbands fortunate enough to feast on hot biscuits are almost always served the self-rising kind. Of course, many a wife depends entirely on the pre made variety on sale at super markets. Remember when reading the funnies on Sunday morning used be a family affair in every New Bern home? It is still done in some households, but on a greatly reduced scale. Young and old found pleasure in the ludicrious antics of Mutt and Jeff, Maggie and Ji^s, Slim Jim, and the Katzenjammer kids. Now only the young, in large proportion, are acutely cartoon conscious. The funny thing about a lot of today's funnies is the fact that they aren’t funny, and in many Instances aren’t intended to be. Simple humor and un adulterated slapstick have been trampled out of the picture by violence, intrigue, science fan- tasUcs, and a smattering of Historical fact. If you’re in the mood for a shocking experience, you can accomplish this several ways. For example, stick your fork inside the toaster next time the toast won’t pop up. Don’t forget, of course, to leave the toaster plugged in. To'make the experience more memorable, try resting your free hand against a metal . (Conttaued on Page 5) CUTE AND CUDDLY—How else would you describe this little fellow? Born two months ago at Dixon’s Pet Shop in Washington, his parents are Pomeranian and Pekingese. Snapping his Mirror portrait proved to be a labor of love for Eunice Wray, local photographer, seeing as how she happens to own the bri^t eyed puppy. Tiger (that’s his rather implausible name) is a tiny bundle of energy, loves affection, but doesn’t hesitate to growl when he can’t have his way. Getting him to pose with a basket of roses was no problem, however. So cooperative and photogenic is the young chap that any one of a half dozen photos made by Eunice could have been used instead of the picture selected by the Mirror’s editor. Up to now. Tiger doesn’t have a single (or married) flea on him. Except for that, he is all dog. . 0 t i I » ) 1 . \ r (I . 1 t:-