The Belles of Saint Mary’s May 15, 1942 g INQUIRING REPORTER Your faithful reporter was nosing around Holt right after the final exam yesterday and stumbled uj)on a solemn and awe-inspiring scene. The Class of ’42, withered and worn, propped up on numerous pillows and surrounded by weeping relatives, was busily engaged in that sad act of writing its Last Will and Testament. And true to newspaper tradition, yours truly managed to acquire a copy, which we herewith present: ' We, the Class of ’42, being com- p»aratively sound of mind (but don’t ask us to prove it) herein do leave and bequeath the following items: Carolyn West leaves her thimble to Libba Thorne. Polly Lindsay leaves her curls to Gene HeflP. Hannah Bell leaves “Pat” to Coder and Boss. Anna leaves a wall full of pictures to Ticky. Minkie leaves her ability to make herself heard to Pettigrew. Elizabeth Ann says she would like to leave Jean, but compromises on leaving a clean room to Miss Jones. Jean Pulton leaves Daphne the chapel lines. Celia leaves her bedroom slippers to the men who take up the trash. Barnard leaves all her talents to Shirley Shepherd. French M cheerfully leaves the conversation to Miss Johnson. Dolores Mullett leaves her fatigue cap to anyone who feels fatigued. From one mouse to another, Jean Lyon leaves mus musculus to Dede Adams. Caison takes E. C., but she’ll leave anyone points on West Point. English H leaves Eleven British Writers to Mr. Moore, but refrains from throwing them. Thuston leaves her lethargic ten dencies to Polly Brittingham; and will someone leave Jane a diction ary! Eleanor leaves her unwanted gir dles to Martha Kinsey. Cauhle leaves her peculiar sayings to anyone capable of saying them. piivia Anne leaves “Brother” to Miss Jordan. Willcox leaves her orange fountain pen and hair-to-match to Jane Coun cil. Carol leaves Minter-the-printer to Lillian, with love. Charlotte leaves that little black notebook to Anne Dickson. Lib Adkins leaves her peroxide to. Betty Winslow. Kay leaves her oranges to Miss Harvey. Peety leaves her helpful sugges tions to Pott. Louise Taylor" leaves her capacity for studying to Zimmy. Sophia leaves her inimitable imi tations to anyone who could get away with them. Mary-Gene leaves Brooksie the stamina she’ll need. Allie leaves a clean closet to next year’s inhabitants of 305. Quintard leaves! And all of us Seniors leave Saint Mary’s to the coming generations with the remark that it’s better not to make one, after all! Class of ’42. Witnessed by ; CAPM Louise Jordan. THE NIGHT OF REHEARSAL ’Twas the night of rehearsal, and all through the house People were scurrying, even the mouse; The properties were placed on the stage with care. In hope the whole cast soon would be there; The practice commenced when Miss Davis began, “Now, girls, please co-operate all that you can.” And I in my kerchief came in and sat On the very last row, but my captain changed that— When up on the stage there arose such a chatter, I sprang from my seat to see what was the matter. Miss Davis was tugging some girl by her sash. And the poor girl fell floorward, all in a flash! After the completion of all of the show. Miss Davis detained some girls ris ing to go. “Of course, girls, I realize that your time is dear. But just for a moment I need all of you here. The final production must be lively and quick; It has to move smoothly to make everything click. Be sure to remember your scene as it came; Through this pageant Saint Mary’s will surely win fame. Now, Redwood! now, Willcox! now. Battle and Johnson! You, Rutherfoord! you, Stribling! you, Adkins and Dickson! You girls can’t leave yet. I need each and all! Sit down again, down again, down again all!” She then scene by scene described everyone’s clothes. And said a professor ... oh! it’s a secret, I s’pose. When she said we could>go, I gave a low whistle. And away we all flew like the down of a thistle; But we heard her exclaim, ere we got out of sight, “Of course you girls realize . . .” We ran. Good night! CENTENNIAL-COMMENCE MENT PROGRAM SATURDAY, MAY 16 8 ;30 a.m. Sophomore Class Day —Front Campus. 8 :00 p.m. Awards : High School diplomas. Certificates Senior Class Day Auditorium. SUNDAY, MAY 17 8:00 a.m. Celebration of the Holy Communion in the Chapel. 11:00 a.m. Baccalaureate Service: Bishop Penick, Sen iors in group caps and gowns. Morning Prayer, and Sermon by the Rt. Rev. Edwin A. Penick, D.D. 5 :00 p.m. Alumnas Service and Commemorative Can , tata. MONDAY, MAY 18 10:30 a.m. Field Day — Athletic Field. 11:30 a.m. Alumnse Meeting; Ad dress by Mary Yellott Denny. 12 :30 p.m. Alumme Luncheon — Dining Room. 4:30 p.m. Tea on Front Campus. Welcome and Regis tration of Guests 8 :30 p.m. Historical Pageant— Front Campus. TUESDAY, MAY 19 10 :30 a.m. Centennial Ceremo nies. Historical Resume, Mrs. Ernest Cruik- shank. Address, Miss Virginia C. Gildersleeve, Dean of Barnard College. Academic Procession to the Chapel. Prayers in the Chapel and Presentation of Diplomas by the Rt. Rev. Edwin A. Penick, D. D. REGULATIONS FOR STORAGE Personal belongings of return ing students and faculty members will be stored in the trunk rooms, at owner’s risk, for the summer months. Articles must be care fully packed in cartons or boxes READY FOR SHIPMENT, to go in the trunk rooms at the close of.school in early June and will not again be available until after the reopening of school the follow ing September. Otherwise, a serv ice charge may be made for stor age, repacking, or crating. A. W. Tucker, Hus. Mgr. NEW MEMORIAL WINDOW The new window which has just been installed in the chapel was placed there by Mrs. Cruikshank in memory of her husband, Mr. Ernest Cruikshank, who was Business Man ager of Saint Mary’s from 1903 to 1921. Formerly it was in the chapel of Columbia Institute, Columbia, Tennessee, which Mrs. Cruikshank was president of before she came to Saint Mary’s. The window will be rededicated on Sunday, May 17. Four Faculty Members Leaving Mr. Kloman, Misses Digges, Jot' dan and Sarah Vann, Are Not Returning Saint Mary’s will not he quite tl>® same next year, for among its pi'O®' ent faculty members Miss DiggoS' Miss Jordan, Miss Sarah Vann, ao® Mr. Kloman are not returning. Miss Digges has quite an excitii’o job starting the twenty-third of JlaJ at the Bureau of Censorship, undej the War Department, in Mia®’’ Florida. She expects to be there al* next winter but Saint Mary’s niaj have her back year after next. Miss Jordan has had the wb®^® campus aflutter by announcing engagement to Ensign John McNei*' Smith, Jr. She will be married o® the nineteenth of May. Miss Sarah Vann has not as .V*' made any deflnite plans for | year, although she will probablJ busy herself in some line of defe»®® work. When asked about her pla®®’ she merely said, “This hot weathoj always befuddles me, and I caD* think about it now.” , Mr. Kloman has not yet complex®® his plans for next year. CENTENNIAL CEREMONIES (From P. 1) head of Saint Mary’s before Cruikshank came, will be here. Warren W. Way, rector here F®’** 1918 to 1932, will also be prese»*' til® Bishop Bratton, ,of Mississippi r. only other former rector of Sa^^ Mary’s who is living, is unable to come. After the introduction of thes® delegates, Mrs. Cruikshank will gA® - -7 — a resume of the history of g, ^ schools in the South. Then Miss v AJ ginia Gildersleeve, Dean of Barnar^ College, will deliver the comment®, ment address, “Tools For Defense- Miss Virginia C. Gilderslee^®^ daughter of Alger Gildersleeve, ! ^ famous Greek professor of J®. . Hopkins University, is outstanding as an educator and scholar. Nn) Dean of Barnard College, Miss Fi dersleeve has at various times be the positions of English instructo ^ assistant professor, and professor Barnard College. She is a memo of Kappa Kappa Gamma s°noin 7 1C u T^Vii Tlckfo 1TQT\wko Tn 1^. and is a Phi Beta Kappa. In she was decorated Officier de struciion publique (France), and 1936 she received the Ameriea'J MYrnan’s Association Achieveme Award. ^ The academic procession will tn and march to the chapel for SCHOOL DIPLOMAS GIVEN presentation of diplomas to the se® VXVX* VX VXX^..XVXilXXCJ V- iors by Bishop Penick. Because chapel is small and there must , room for the pareftts, alumn®> ® g delegates, the student body at D will not go in the chapel. Fhey^'^jj^ however, form a semicircle in t of Smedes. After exercises in chapel, the seniors and faculty (Prom P. 1) Hickey to Stephens, Gray Medlin to the University of Alabama, Betty Anne Drysdale to W. C., and Betty Pott to the Pan American Business School in Richmond. Betty Bencini, Betty Hess, Jane Hurt, Virginia Manry, Mary Ann Pettigrew, Suzanne Schmidt, and Evelyn Ann White haven’t made their plans for the future yet. others in the procession will group in front of Smedes. ^ , gp- Marshal Daphne Richardson’s ping of the handkerchief "'ill -g] the end of the 1941-42 centeU session at Saint Mary’s.