January 26, 1951
The Belles of Saint Mary’s
Saint Sallies
^through rose - COLORED
"Masses . . . Now to grit our
for another session of Saint’s
^allies, for which no reporters turn
'a their news, leaving the writers in
^aat is commonly known as a panic,
less their little pointed heads! . . .
ea?i Gould is looking forward to
arolina after exams. . . . Mac Mac-
"fiir can hardly wait for those phone
ealls from a certain PIKA at State
' ■ • Mary Sutton, Frances Williams,
aad Toni Rowe are eagerly awaiting
^'d'Winters at Chapel Hill . . .
dty Metcher absolutely haunts the
'"ail box for letters from a certain
person . . . Same goes for Allen Loy
Jeannie Patterson, who have
reported as doing very well . . .
“a Ann Sadler and Peggy Lou
'J^^nston are looking far into the
ature with a wish for a spring vaca-
in Cincinnati. . . . Charleston,
■ should not be so far away,
^ecording to Barbara Taylor. Those
jf"' days after exams will find her
with a certain Navy man . . .
L)ize and Mae Iloltoyn are look-
forward to the time when Alice
* and Bimbo Parshley pay their
P^Per bill. It must be enormous!!
Gerry Dickinson has been Avan-
around with a strange look
®^Pectation on her face. We won-
w! ^hat she is Avaiting for? (or
jJlAVE 'you heard the
ATRst? . . . Itsy Masterton has
started getting mail again . . . What
seems to be the attraction in leaky
convertibles for Prances Pickettf?
. . . Ginger Mowery has been enjoy
ing' every minute of the time that
she has spent Avith her Loyola man
. . . Ann Stevens is a proud grand
mother (of a colt!!!) . . • AUckie
Shannon and Ann Miles have taken
a sudden liking to cigars . . . Triple
dating seems to agree with Buncy
Robinson, Pat Tankard, and Mary
Gage Hammond ... All the I kings
You Are is now Anna Redding’s
favorite song . . . Pat Boesser gets
many letters from Chapel Hill Avith
six one-half-cent stamps on them.
Orange, too!! . . . Peggy Gregson
has lost all interest in V.M.I. for
the time being . . . Carolyn Welsh is
trying to find out how two can liA^e
as cheaply as one. Do tell us Iioav
you come out!! . . .
WELL, WELL, WELL!! . . .
Our most humble thanks to Ann
McCulloch, Linda Garris, and Toni
Rowe, Avho have rendered service be
yond the call of duty. As for the
other reporters for this column . . .
the razzberry and a Avicked Avarn-
ing!!! ... We are fed up! Your
ncAVS is due the day before the regu
lar articles are supposed to come in.
So there, too! . .. Good luck to every
one on exams !!!
Sorry Sir, That Line Is Still Busy
What A Dilemma For A Boy Friend!
^ell Your Soldier Farewell, Honey
Voull See Him Only In Your Dreams
\Mler the Ball Wa.s Over, Molly
Avas seen Whispering Au
j^^^ir Again to Johnny Zero. "Oh,
If ”’*2//’ she cried, “Now Is the
and I’ll be Thinking of You
You’re in the Army Now,
(on’t Sit Under the Apple Tree
Th
Anyone Else But Me.’
j' *6 Carolina Moon Avas Slipping
In the Still of the Night
'li
A Sini-
member Me Avhile I’m on a Sloiv
Boat to China. I’ll Always Be in
Love With You,” he added. “Oh,
Why Was I Born? I’ve been living
in a Pool’s Paradise thinking that
I’d be Free. That Lucky Old Sun,”
he shouted, “all he’s got to^do is roll
around licaA^eii all day. I ntil I le-
turn, My Pretty Girl, you just he
Sitting (U)d A-Rocking, and All
Through the Night I’ll See You
in My Dreams."
You kuoAV hoys are always saying
that they have difficulty getting
SMS on the telephone. I can’t im
agine Avhy. Last Aveek Joe Avas sup-
j)osed to call me on Tuesday and he
didn’t call until Friday. I Avas fu
rious by that time and so Avas he.
He said that he’d been trying since
Tuesday to get me.
“Of all the things I’ve ever tried
to do, trying to get you on that third
Holt telephone is the hardest I’ve
encountered yet. Fighting on Oki-
iiaAva Avasn’t that aggravating,” he
said.
“First of all, I called you Tues
day night and the operator informed
me that she Avas sorry but it was
study hall and I couldn’t talk to you.
I practically bit her head off asking
her Avhen I could and she said that
I coAild try betAveen 9 :40 and 10 ;05,
but since there Avere only four lines
for 300 girls I probably Avouldn’t get
you then either.
“Well, anyAvay, in the progress of
the next three days I found out your
complete schedule and the life his
tory of the operator and acquired a
hand cramp I’ll neA'er get over.
Once, after conquering those ten
minutes that you all talk a day, I
finally got your hall and some voice
said that she Avas very sorry but you
Avere at Life Saving and Avouldn’t he
hack until time for supper, at Avhich
time the SAvitchboard goes off and
you couldn’t he reached if your
mother died. I’\’e called cA’ery single
time the SAvitchboard Avas on since
then, and you Avere either at choir
practice, the Little Theatre, in gym
class, in the library (at that I started
to ask the girl if she’d mind digging
you out of hibernation), or in, some
other isolated spot. You know,, if
the Russians ever come, you’ll he
perfectly safe in that place. Don’t
think that one night I didn’t get the
school and Avas Availing for somebody
on that hall you live on to stop, talkr
ing, and all of a sudden the school
operator told me I’d have to limit my
call. I calmly explained that I
hadn’t even gotten my call through,
Avherehy she announced that it was
10 :00 and she had to go all the Avay
to third Smedes by herself and would
1 i)lease get off the line so she could
go home—I made up my mind that
if I didn’t get you this time from
here on out you were going to call
me.
“After alt this I’\'e decided there’s
a definite technique to getting you
on the telephone. First you must
run around the block six times so
you AA'ill sound breathless with ex
citement. Next you make a dive for
the telephone and if you land on the
(!ar on the receiver you may call
3-6621—Avhile you are dialing the
number you must keef) muttering 3
times 2 is 6 and 6 times 1 is 6 and
6 divided by 3 is 2 and you’re finally
doAvn to one. By that time if you
don’t have any luck just give uj).
Why, you might dream about SAvitch-
hoard hours, deans and telephones,
and if you’re so tired you sleep
soundly your dialing finger will still
ho so sore you can’t move it for
days.”
DoYouFeelTired?RunDotvn? WornOut?
Lost Your Appetite? Exams! ThaFs Why
^ Day Of Quiet Will Come With Exams
Personally I’ll Take All The Noise
n'aee I’ve been at Saint Mary’s
l^*9iik I’ve become slightly deaf,
people aren’t shouting I can’t
to understand Avhat they are
tin**'?- Honestly, the noise is get
I doAvn.
Avorst Avay in the Avorld to
Hjj ® tip is with an alarm clock
in your ears. Any alarm
is bad enough, hut ours takes
It always gives the im-
that there is a four-alarm
t(j the room next door. Then
are fairly peaceful until the
i^egin yelling that the coAvbell
lif classes Ave strain (?) to
"'bat the teacher is saying Avhile
'j^Iiators bang and clatter. Then,
’Were is always the rush for mail
C^^pel time. The next ear-split-
®ound is issued by the twelve
b whistle (siren would be a
appropriate name),
ijj.® afternoon is even worse. If
chemistry lab there is an ex-
If I’m in my room, some
one is i)laying the ukelele or has the
radio on so loud that I can heai it
all the Avay doAvn the hall. Then the
tclcplioiie begins its iiicessRiit i
ing, aiid Avith it comes the unheeded
cry “Somebody ansAver the phone!”
Two enthusiastic cheerleaders de
cide to practice in the hall right
outside my door, and the girls above
me have a contest to see which one
can make the most noise shagging.
Of course, by noAV I’m used to the
screams of “Your water is run
ning !” and “Has anyone got the tub
after you?” so they don’t bother me
too much.
Study hall is welcome, to me at
least. Why, I can read my Modern
Romances in peace! _ That little
bubble bursts as ten girls with the
loudest voices in the world clamnier
in to see my noisy roommate.
At nine-thirty the bedlam really
begins. By the way, does anyone
know where I can buy a pair of
ear-plugs for a reasonable price?
Do you have a j)hohia of the tibia ?
Does your left eyela.sh groAV near
your right one? l)o your feet swell
Avhen you play leap frog? Do you
liave trouble Avith squares before
your eyes? Is your cerebrum caked
Avith dust? Do you get springitis
from staying under the bed during
chapel? Do you find yoimself sore
after falling out of a third story Avin-
(loAv looking for the Little Man?
There is a remedy for these nag
ging Avorries. Don’t be half safe (all
or nothing at all). Ihu’e you tried
NAYWARD, the all purpose juice?
NAYWARD not only stops itching
eyeballs but can also he used as tooth
paste for false teeth. Nine out of
eA'ory million doctors use NAY
WARD.
Many Avomen use NAYWARD for
Mappy birthday
Grace Gordon ..January 28
Alice Jones January 29
Susanne Freund January 31
Betty Jo Snider January 31
Barbara Jean Stott January 31
Laura Dean Matheson....February 1
Jean Gould February 2
Jeffrie Ann Grady February 3
Spooner Harrison February 3
Michie Shannon February 3
sinking dux. It has also been dnink
by many people instead of milk.
People Avho drink NAYWARD Avill
never drink milk again (they aren’t
able to).
NAYW.VRD has many fine ingre
dients. One bottle contains tAvo-
fifths (spoon) of mutilated hog fat,
a cup of cn-amed arsenic, and a dip
of tobacco juice. 'Phe rest is taken
up by a seen't ingiaHlicnt.
Do try N.\YWARD and your
savia Avill never join with your
glacus, your panat Avill never bisect
your groomes, and never again Avill
your secele interruj>t the ])rogram of
your glasmo.
During a .seance recently, one of
the early users of NAYWARD said,
“Try NAYWARD and you’ll never
try anything else.”
Grace Wo.odson February 4
Ginger Mowery February 6
Kit Armislead February 7
Mary Hodges February 8
Nancy Woodruff February 8
Jess Gatit February- 9
Christine Overton ...February 10
Caroline Robinson ... February 10
Jean McGhee February 11
Juliet Fulghum February 13
Evelyn Menzies , February Ift^
Margaret Dunn February 15