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belles of ST. MARY’S
April 30,
— By Margaret McAlister , ..^„nln
WHAMO . . . Tennis Team President
Jeanne Scott serves the bail.
i Starting off the spring season, the tennis
team, coached by Miss Lou Jones, has foug
three matches, resulting m a decisive J.V. victory
and a disappointing ii .n
The J.V. team wiped Vardell HaU off the
courts with an impressive score of 8-0. M
Jones notes that the Varsity team has not been
so lucky although they have ^rtainly fought
as hard. They have played Duke and UNC at
Greensboro, both home matches. Even tl^ough
they have lost. Miss Jones confirms that she
proud of them anyway. _ .,
^ St Mary’s will lose some of its most valuable
tennis players next year: Jeanne Scott, who has
been president of the club for two years, Beth
Clifton, and Nancy Geoghegan. Miss Jones say
that although they will be missed greatly, the
fall season still looks bright with
Gail Goforth, Nancy Suitt, and Anna DuBose
returning, and also a very strong J. * team.
Golfers at St. Mary’s had
to exercise and make CluE
to exercise ana maivc CluE
„„ April 16 .. .he
on April 16 at the ixorui
Both the 18 and 9 hole ‘Evasions were
to the use of golf carts which helped
action to some of the games. , , ■ wetf
The winners of the l8,E°le year*
senior Frances Ka^non with a 96,^
student winner and graduate fathe*
an 82, and mens winner, Mr. ig^aivis'®”’
of Patricia Northrope. In the 9 h
Nancy Kerr had the low score of 4». . .
vlancy Kerr had the low score or -r-
Other notables of the day were Char
..iril, 1R-Vinlp hish score of Il5, Ma Tiicaiii
with 18-hole high score of 115, pjsao'
9-hole high scorer with 105, and Dr.
with a 79. , ^\\ pai'
A roast beef dinner was served
ticipants, and afterwards trophies we
to the winners by Mr. Witten.
Sigma-Mu Greets Spring
By Susan Robinson
After a season of basketball, swimming,
bowling, pool, and ping-pong, Sigma-Mu teams
have launched into a spring oriented program of
such sports as volley ball and softball.
The St. Mary’s Sigma-Mu teams have fin
ished playing volley ball. The Mu’s were the
victors with a final score of to .
Recently the bowling tournament was play
ed and only four girls turned out. Miss Ma^
Alexander comments, “I was really disappointed
that more girls did not turn out for the event.
She also states that hopefully we will have a
better turn out next time.
Following the volley ball tournaments the
girls will be playing softball and tennis.
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Endlessly thinking,
writing,
conjuring,
words of meaning no longer felt.
Timeless days of masterless thoughts
lost, amidst a herd of mastered minds.
One free thought
brings the seeds of creation
upon us all.
In this world we lose but a body
our words will forever live on.
gotcha . . . Martha Harrell plays matchmaker with two tetal P'9 ■
APOSTROPHE TO A FETAL PIG
_ '1.^ A ‘VOt
By Margaret Stevens
Hail to thee, oh Fetal heauty!
Your eyes are closed, your nose is snooty.
Your teeth are fine without a cavity.
Your tongue hands out of your mouth by gravity.
I cut your ribs, and there s your
Your lungs are tearing me apart.
Your lungs are — -r-
And there’re the veins your blood
I'm getting sick and turning blue.
If, perhaps, we should follow those
greater than ourselves.
We will become micro-cosimo of their
greatness.
If we follow that which is born within us all
We shall not be equaled.
Oh how I hate to cut your belly!
Your skin is tough, your muscles smelly.
How can you stand to bear the pain?
The odor’s driving me insane!
I take my scapel, I take my aim
And cut my way into the brain.
The brain feels gross, and stars ab
I’ve cut my way into my glove.
You have a bladder, you have a spleen
And the cutest intestines I’ve ever seen.
And now I see your little stom-ick-
Catch me quick before I vom-ick!
I hate this lab-I’m going to qwt-
I don’t like Piggie one small bit.
Run to my dorm not far from dead
There's Roomie’s piggie on my bed-