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THE BELLES
DECEMBER. H
J
Thanks a lot Santa and don’t tell Mom and Dad what we’ve been
up to!
LOVE,
E.M.S., M.R.E, B.B.B, L.S.L., A.T.W., N.E.W., M.C.B., and D.
Dear Santa Please Send:
Two more phones for our room-Marion and Vicky
A case of Hopingator-K. Rose
Earmuffs so I can sleep-A.F.
My sister and I need new clothes, we’re both in rags-Mary Foy
and Liza
A full time maid-Pooh and Molly
A one way ticket to Chattanooga to see D.H. quick-Wimb
A weekend trip to the beach - we’d like beds to sleep in this time - 4
freshmen
A portable bed to suite 704 Matcalf-Donna B.
Please make Doug come to me-Libby
Please bring me some scoop-A.T.W.
A “be kind to flies’’ bumper sticker-Maru
Tickets to Charlottesville, Chapel Hill, Greenville, or any other
potentials-G.A.
A horse of a different “hue’’-W.G.
By George 1 think I’ve got it-Joella
A fix man-R.S.
Some mail (preferred spelling-male)-L. Archibald
A gift certificate to the Bargain Box-M.B.E.R.
A box of McDonaldland cookies and a new car-Mrs. G.
Some cough syrup-Mr. Tate
A fake I.D. for Gemini-Jim
Some kaki’s to wear with my Beans-D.J.
More candy pills-Nurse Woodard
THE BELLES
PRODUCED BY:
Mary Lawrence Hicks, Martha Komegay, Denise Landi,
Maru Amburn, Corbin Hogaboom, Hester Gregory, Laura
McConneii, Lydia Payne. Pam Baidecci, Eiizabeth Kerr,
Mrs. Barnhart, and Beth Kirkiand.
The editor wouid iike to apoiogize to ail people who she yelled
at during the last 10 minutes of organization because tbe
printer was waiting at the switchboard.
THE WILD & THE WOOLY
When we last left our 3
roommates of St. Mary’s
school, they were involved in
quite a dilemna. — had been
left at Macks without any idea
of how to behave or get back to
school or otherwise by her
drunken roommate —. As a
result the two stayed furious
with each other for quite
sometime, refusing to speak
for 2 weeks. However time has
solved their quarrel and in the
face of the on coming
examination period we find
them close again and
worrying together about their
exams.
Dear-Santa,
This is all we (two suites on 2nd Penick) want for Christmas
this year. We have been good girls this year, so give us what we
want, or else. We haven’t kissed boys, gotten too drunk, or not
slept in our own beds all year. So here’s what we want from you!
“This religion’’. Holly
si^, “is enough to make me
scream, I don’t know what
we’ll do about it, my notes are
as long as the bible.’’.
“At least yours don’t look
like they are written in
Hebrew’’ —shoves an
E.M.S. - A tank full of gas and a map to Greensboro (to find J.H.-
D.’s apt)
M. R.E. • An airplane ticket good for a year.
B.B.B. - A watts line (to California).
L. S.L. - Gas pills (to clear the air a bit).
A. T.W. • My bluejeans I lost at the Burlington Deb party (ask
B. B.).
N. E.W. - Ecstasy with H.B. forever.
M. C.B. - New air from the Chi Phi pledges.
D.L.B. - Expressway from Penick to Metcalf 24 hour service (to
visit R).
Song»
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To the tune of “Jolly Old St.
Nickolaus”
Jolly Old St. Nickolaus
Lean your ear this way
Don’t you tell a single soul
What I’m going to say.
Exam week is coming soon
Now you dear old man
Please bring us these things
we need
Hurry if you can.
Susie ne^s some Vivarin, so
to stay up late
Betsy wants some coke to
drink her thirst to satiate
Debbie’d like some popping
corn for hunger ravenous
Roy Rogers, cookies and good
luck for the rest of us.
To the tune of “What Child Is
This”
What day is this
I don’t even know
My timing’s gone kaploey
Since these exams
My brain is jammed
My face it looks like chopsuey.
This, this is ,exam week
When tears flow freely from
faces bleak
Haste, haste to just get
through
My grades, I don’t care, do
you?
A Christmas Carol for Mr.
Rice, to the tune of “Silent
Night”
Silent Night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Exams are over
The girls have all gone
No talking and laughing til the
dawn
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace
Shells Strike
Peanut shells- what will
they think of next? Each year
the gifts get wilder. Here are
just a few things received by
peanuts this year-
Sexlax
Contraceptives
Black erotic underwear
Explodable cigarettes
Baskin Robbins Gift Cer
tificates
Elicit liteature
Unmentionables...
Pay telephone w- savings
bank for phone bills
Bubble gum machines
Afro Sheen & pick
Goldfish
Size 48E bra
Wedding cookies and cards for
those “in love”
Cruex
Femnamints
Flowers
Candy... and more candy
Certificate for free brew
Tea joint
Birth control pill
Big salami (for obvious
reasons)
organized stack of papers
across the desk. “How can I
learn this when I can’t even
read it. Besides that, even if I
could somehow decode this I
couldn’t understand it” —
looks at Holly in despair, and
then looks relieved as she
remembers .
—, do you think I could
use your notes.
“If you didn’t go out with
those absurd boys of yours
everynight of the week
perhaps you would feel well
enough to not scribble your
notes like a second grader in
our 8:00 o’clock class.
Besides, I need them.”
“—, but you’ve studied
already. Holly pleads.
“Only for 2 weeks” —
answers and I want to review.
The girls b^in to study
and silence sets in. Finally one
by one they go to bed and
dream of their exams. Holly
and , tossing and turniH
and —with a smug smile»
her face, her notes under h
pillow.
It is morning and they ai
in class all turning the paff
of their notes at a frantic pac
as they wait for their teacher
In her hurry Holly drops
page to the floor, not noticit
how it lies at her feet at a ver
suspicious angle, U(
fortunately, nothing escapf
the eagle eye of — who seesi
lying there and says nothin
until the test is underway art
she slips out of the room ai>
down the hall to the teachef
lounge.
Minutes later Dr. Isas'
comes into the room and asic
for Holly. She puts down he'
pencil and goes to the door t
speak to him complete!'
unaware of the fact Uiat 1»
thinks she has cheated.
HAPPY
NEW
TEAR
May New Year laugh
ter ring clear as a belle
. . . and hearts be
filled with gladness.
Two caption contest winners have been selected by Mr. Ta^
and Mrs. Barnhart. Each girl will be awarded with a $5.00
certificate for Darryl’s. The captions are:
“What’s the matter, Janie? Didn’t you know your old la*^!
could clogi”
Elizabeth FuH*'
and
“Janie, you say you want to lose weight and I honestly cah
say that ice cream is the way to do it.”
Melicent Jett*'
Congratulations girls!
The Infirmary Announces a No-Doze Sale in Smedes
Parlor during Exam Week! The nurses are raising money to
build a new wing.
Support YOUR local Sick-Bay
The Faculty Members are sponsoring a SALE of + Booa*
Points -f for EXA.MS in order to raise money for a group tr>P
this summer to Fuquay-Varina.
5 pU - $5«.M
I* pts - tlM.M
for the semester
the low price at SKMM.OO