t - I f' ,s t i I, ^ { H V t; i- ., t > ! I., ^ ij !.*' . t'/ 1. Page 4 The Belles Horoscopes Just For Pun! are ty Mystic Mona ARIES (March 21 - April 19) PERSONALITY: You "extremely social this month. LOVE: A guy that seems to be just a casual friend will becorr^ a bit more interested in,you,"and you are confusedr"^ LIFE: Quality time with your family is a must. LUCKY DAYS: 10. 12, 19,28. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21) PERSONALITY: You seem to have a lot of confidence, but take it easy. LOVE: Your boyfriend will seem to have a lot of personal problems. LIFE: You will receive bad news in the mail. LUCKY DAYS: 1,10,20,29. CANCER (June 21 - July 22) PERSONALITY: Friends will need you a lot this month, so be there for them. LOVE: An ex-boyfriend who has not seemed to acknowledge you, will this month. LIFE: Parents will seem very concerned with your personal life. LUCKY DAYS: 8, 17, 18, 26. PISCES (February 20 - March 20) PERSONALIPi': You will have a lot of charm. LOVE: Your boyfriend will seem very possessive. LIFE: You will get whatever you need. LUCKY DAYS: 8, 9, 18. 25. Christmas Plans And Wish Lists Ann Akers: She is going home to Florida, and then possibly going skiing in Vail. Wish list: 1. handsome man 2. Porsche 3. all-expense paid trip to the islands going to Snowshoe to ski. Wish list: 1. $$$MONEY$$$ 2. CAR 3. Blake Marshall Stephanie Dudley: She is going home to Birmingham, Alabama, and then traveling to New Orleans for New Years. Wish list: 1. An A in Political Science 2. a Lotus Esprit 3. more hair Emmy Teague: She is going home to High Point, NC, and then to Beech Mountain to ski. Wish list: 1. new car 2.$$$M0NEY$$$ Ellie Jarman: She is going to Florida Wish list: 1. CAR 2. clothes Kris Foard: She is going home to Charlotte, and then going to Boston. Wish list: 1. an electric toy 2. Passion Potion Allison Hyde: She is going home to Decatur, Alabama. Wish list: l.new car 2. new man 3. lifetime supply of NO-DOZ!!!!! Amy Albertson: She is going to Colorado to ski. Wish list: 1. a new stereo 2. a new car Mason Waites: She is going to stay at the Marlboro Inn in Columbia, SC. Wish list: 1. a new boyfriend who looks her age 2. more "TINT" for her car 3. two spare keys for Rebecca and Michelle. Stacey Hogue: She is going to Park City, Utah, to ski. Wish list: 1. For Brenda and Dylan to get back together. 2. For Kelly to find out that she is adopt ed. Jennifer Alexander: She is going home to Charlotte, NC. Wish list: 1. new car 2. new roommate 3. Tommy Hillfiger sweater Blake Marshall: She is going to West Virginia to ski at Snowshoe, and of course party there, too. Wish list: 1. A boyfriend with roses all over his cheeks 2. An eventful Christmas 3. clothes, clothes, and more clothes 4. roller blades ‘ " Brad Pitt." - Anndrea Lytch i "A Chippendale." - Brooke Ramos. GEMINI ( May 21 - June 20) PERSONALITY: Change the scenery in your life. LOVE: The guy that you are now seang you will finally say "I Love You" LIFE:: You will make a road trip. LUCKY DAYS: 5,15,16,24. VIRGO: (August 23 - September 22) PERSONALITY: You will smile to hide your true feelings. LOVE: You tend to flirt a lot. LIFE: It is time to uncluster yourself. LUCKY DAYS: 4.14,21,22. LIBRA (September 23 - October 22) PERSONALITY: You are smart, beautiful and stylish. You seem to stand up to your morals. LOVE: What seems to be a bad or "rocky" relationship will soon become better, at least by December 27. LIFE: Reach for the stars, you'll have the nerve. LUCKY DAYS: 6,16,23,24. "Pearl earrings." - Julieanne Arnold "A horse." - Anna Carstarphen "Clothes." - Lucy White "I want to look about 20 pounds lighter." - Emily Dillon "Equality worldwide (and Chanel, we know)" - Peri Potkovick "My two front teeth!" - Catherind Wright, Jennifer Jones "A ring." - Amy Hassinger, Nancy Mercer "Nothing." (yeah, right) - Elizabeth Blackwood "Everything." - Beth Hanna "Something from my best friend Cindy!" - Jennifer Enwin "Money, jewelry, and Dave." - Beaman Lewis Top Ten Events Of 1992 Ann Lee: She will be busy with her debutante debut in Sumter, SC, but will make an occasional trip to Charleston. Wish list: 1. CAR, CAR, CAR!!! Rebecca Folline: She is going home to Columbia, SC, then hopefully going to Snowshoe. Wish list: 1. to be skinny Ashley Dellinger: She is going home to Charlotte, NC, and then By Bethe Farr 1. Johnny Carson retired. 2. Perot got a vote from one out of every five Americans. 3. Clinton is the President-Elect. 4. War in former Yugoslavia between the Creations and Serbians. 5. George is looking for a nice place to live next year. 6. It was supposed to be the Year of the Woman NOT!!! 7. Saint Mary's had her sesquicentennial. 8. Hurricane Andrew devastated Florida. 9. Los Angeles riots (yes, that was last spring). 10. Elizabeth Taylor is 60. December 1992 CAPRICORN (December 22 January 19) 1 PERSONALITY: You need tc^ think things through before doinS them. j LOVE: Give more insight into, what a guy feels instead of whal he says. i LIFE: You'll seem to stand oiit^ in the crowd this month. LUCKY DAYS: 3,21,30,31. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20) PERSONALITY; You will have a lot of energy this month. LOVE: Don't be obsessed witli just one guy, he is'nt the one W you. LIFE: This month you will ge' along with everybody. LUCKY DAYS: 11,19,20,27. SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21) PERSONALITY: You will seein to break peoples hearts this month. LOVE: A passionate guy wi" be fascinated by you. LUCKY DAYS: 7,18,25,26., AQUARIUS (January 20 February 18) PERSONALITY: This month 3 full of romance. ■ LOVE: You have to make ths choice between those two guys .' LIFE: You will beconn,® extremely upset with things. LUCKY DAYS: 5,6,15,23. f Does Santa Claus Really Exist? Well, It’s been depressing b'' the overall census at Saint Wni is conclusive: SANTA CLAu^’ DOES NOT EXIST! When ' asked several students how th^lj came to this conclusion, agreed that an older sibling^ neighbor had told thei^j Brimmage Spruill was one o these: yet she seemed not ‘ miss Santa Claus as her and h®^ brother found and rewrapP®j their presents as Christm^ approached. Some other peop learned the hard way, by seeing their parents do Santa's job Th'® seemed a more traumatic exp®/J, fo' ence and harder to accept. As' , this reporter, when you’re 1^ there will be no presents \es^ you believe in Santa, well I wrif® ‘ letter to him every Christmas. 10 Things Most SMC Students 0^^^ By: Elizabeth Ash 1) A strand of pearls 2) Laura Ashley apparel 3) Hair ribbons 4) Clogs or Birkenstocks 5) Well-manicured hands 6) Daily tanning bed appointments 7) A pair of Ray Bans 8) Saint Mary's class ring 9) Saint Mary's sweatshirt 10) Cigarettes