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THEHILLTOP, MARSHILLCOLLEGE, MARSHILL, N. C. PAGE THREE spoucrs I ^'^Mfitain Cubs Drop ^ard Fought Game to Wofford Frosh y Monday afternoon Coach Oren ^*^bers rounded up a number of ^ild Cubs” and journeyed down Palmetto state to give battle to ^lighly rated freshman team of ’”ird College. It was a great bat- ®4id when the dust had finally the Terriers from Wofford *^1on the long end of a 21 to 19 ha j.^the referee had called many gjfouls on both teams the two re ive coaches would have had a . e to show their respective abil- **as active participants, t '^or has it that had the game I J two more minutes the “Cubs” qU have brought home the bacon, ifaie entire Mars Hill team showed hch “C” that they were promis- etfaterial for a team. 1 ^ following men made the trip: f ifc, Anderson, Harrell, Welch, e )e. Fox, Tolbert, and Sanders. . I were chaperoned by the aiich”. ei^ * « miles Down Wofford ^st Affair. lljlter being forced to bow in de- , {jin four games on the eastern gjithe Mars Hill team came back p Jay host to the highly tooted ,ve|man team from Wofford College. e game was a fine affair and was ai)f the best games that has been bod on the home court. After the n ( whistle had blown the local ■s were sitting on top of a 39 to o tore. • laby-Face” Buckner, though not ^^e game the entire time, playiSd nderful brand of ball as did Jor- clever floor man and stellar of the locals. These two tied igh scoring honors with ten ^'’•s each to their credit. fford presented one of the 'j^Hest teams that has played on the court They had a nice passing but were unable to locate the t with their shots. Hill (37) Wofford (36) Dix (9) es (5) Antony (5) row (9) Edwards Jmons (10) Staysles (8) an (10) Koon (1) Ibstltutes. Mars Hill: Bost (2) King; Buckner (10) for Furches; jtton for Plemmons. Wofford: Bod (2) for Dix. Jferee: Kuykendall (Wake For- lekeeper, Furches (Wake For- ^ Jorer. Camnetz (W. H. K.). I . *** j|t Take Nip-and-Tuck ^ from Boiling Springs. February 19, the Boiling g» bMltethall teiun invaded. Mars in an effort to make it two ht wins from the local team of ood artists, he visitors had intentions, but the gold jer- boys were determined to stop and stop them them they did, nly by the slender margin of mints. Donald, midget center of only ^yjeet six, of Boiling Springs, was jJscorer of the game. He flipped in eld goals and five free throws rry off high honors with 17 ■s. th only one mmute left to play the score knotted at 33 Plem- broke up an attack single- and passed to Jordan who toss- a long one for the winning tally. Hill (35) Boiling Springs (33) — Haynes (2) Moore (8) (Continued from Page One) Barnardsville (11)—S h u f o r d „ Buckner, Gragg, Hensley. Burrell. Subs.: Fair. Referee: Furchess. ♦ ♦ ♦ Hen Caroleen (14)—Wilson, Haw kins, Tate, Neal, Harris. Subs.: Head. * * • Canton (S4)—Brank, Owen, War ren, Hargrove, Halyburton. Subs.: Smathers. Referee, Anderson. * ♦ ♦ Sand Hill (32)—Alexander, Jones, Morgan, Douglas, Gorman. Webster (29)—Cowan, Morgan, Bryson, Allison, Fullbright. Subs: Kennedy. Referee: Furchess. • * • Clyde (16)—Morgan, Shook, Haynes, Crawford, Robinson. Subs.: Leatherwood. Spruce Pine (40)—G. Burleson (16), H. Burleson, Green, Slovens, Lovens. Subs.: Ellis, Sullins. Referee, Furches. Second Round Sylva (21)—Morgan, Queen, Rea gan, Henry, Monteith. Canton (11)—Owens, Brank, War ren, Hargrove, Halyburton. Referee, Anderson. • • * Spruce Pine (29)— G. Burleson, H. Burleson, Green, Slovens, Lovens. Subs.: Berry, Ellis. Sand Hill (18)—Alexander, Jones, Morgan, Douglas, Gorman. Subs.: Hipps, Holcombe. Referee, Furches. >!■ * >!• Mars Hill (21)—Tomberlin, Swann, Reese, Ball,, H. Ball. Waynesville (19)—Washington, Howell, Crawford, Phillips,, Camp bell. Referee, Roberts. Semi-Final Spruce Pine (13)—G. Burleson, Burleson, Green, Sullins, Loven. Subs.: Ellis Berry. Mars Hill (21)—Toberlin, Swann, Reese, J. Ball, Ball. Referee, Fur ches. Umpire, Anderson. « * * Bakersville (16)—Willis, Stanley, Green Baker, Silver. Sylva (14)—Morgan, Queen, Rea gan, Henry, Monteith. Subs.: Ensley, Green. Referee. Anderson. Umpire, Furches. II IN LIGHTER VEIN ei ^^er (4) ^^es (11) row (9) In (4) McDonald (17) , , McIntosh (4) •tton (4) Coble (1) ^stitutes. Mars Hill: Bost (3) for ner; Plemmons for Albritton. ^ ^feree, Kuykendall (Wake For- ve ^nekeeper, Furches (Wake For- "orer, Camnetz (W. H. K.). jjlt is the stuff that makes the po- js taste bad when you don’t put G(0' OF LOVE By Novella Deaton “You’ve been in love, of course! If not you’ve got it to come. Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.” The germs of this mal ady are first contracted when some person of the opposite sex catches the fancy. The first signs of this dis ease are long, lingering glances cast in the direction of the beloved. Then one begins to seek opportunities to be of service to the other—and to be near, very near, to the other. Oh, how madly he worships! How sweet it is to worship! How sweet to carry a bundle, open a door, or even to rescue the darling little pest, Fido, from the cruel wheels of that dread ful car that would likely mash the "itsy, bitsy” thing. Oh, the raptures, the thrills! Too, there is the clasp of white hands and the electric “Lulu” like force holds him bound in their dainty pressure’. How delicious for him to tell her that he loves her, lives only for her, and would die for her; and oh, how cruel it is of her to pretend she doesn’t believe him. The sensations of this peculiar dis ease are not altogether pleasant. It causes the finger tips to tinge, and cold, prickly sensations to inhabit the spine; and sometimes, around that organ situated in the upper left-hand corner of the body, there’s a tick ling sensation that can’t be scratched. Many physicians have been baffled by this disease, but they have dis covered that it is a dynamic power within and is very difficult’ to study and control. It is like a trunk—it must be checked or expressed. When this stage is reached, the afflicted one becomes delirious; then comes the in evitable question. If the result is un favorable he packs up and goes abroad to recuperate, declaring that he has nothing to live for, has no de sire to live, and fate has dealt him a more cruel blow than any human be ing can be expected to endure; but if the result is favorable, the case is dismissed, and they live happily ever after?? “Farm products cost more than they used to,” said Mr. Trentham. Yes,” replied F. E. Clark. “When a farmer is supposed to know the bo tanical name of what he is raising, the zoological name of the insect that eats it, and the chemical name of what will kill it, somebody’s got to pay.” * ♦ * “Come, now, Mr. Sumner,” said Mr. Lee. “You don’t know how much two and five make. Now, listen. In one pocket I have two dollars; in the other I have five dollars. How many dollars have I got?” Sumner: “Let me see them and I will tell you.” Mr. Lee dismissed the class. ♦ * ♦ After a big, long-horned bull had thrown Johnny Bennett over the fence, he began to paw and scrape the ground and to bellow threaten ingly. “Old fellow, if you were not moan ing so piteously and getting down on your knees to me, I might think you did this on purpose,” declared Johnny as he looked down at his tom trousers. ♦ * * Tol: “Could you tell me where Moscow is?” Stoy: “In the pasture with pa’s cattle.” * * * Customer (in drug store): “I want a little pink tablet.” Druggist: “What’s your trouble?” Customer: “I want to write a let ter.”—Asheville Times. * * * Mrs. Brown: “Would anyone like to ask an intelligent question?” Robert: “If a train were going seventy miles an hour, could a grass hopper?” Mrs. Brown: “No, but dynamite.” Robert: “Katydid.” Mrs. Brown: “Hickory wood.” Robert: “Ford auto.” * * * A Girl: “Would you punish some one for something he didn’t do?” Professor: “Why, of course not.” Girl: “Well, I haven’t translated my Latin.”—Wingate Triangle. At the close of the year Willie wrote an essay. He had been asked to prepare for an examination on each subject he had studied. In order to save time, he wrote an essay on all the subjects at the same tmiq. Here is a selection from Willie’s esay: The stag at eve had drunk his fill, A humming bird has a very long bill; Salt is made of NaCl, The number of stars no man can tell, The king gave the charter at the peo ple’s call. Three strikes is out if you don’t drop the ball, X plus Y is equal to Z, The monkey is kin to the chimpanzee. Granite is a very hard rock. Too much carbon makes the motor knock. Drink to me only with thine eyes. H2S04 is not good for pies. Fero, fere, ui, latum The sea is deepest at the bottom. Homeward the plowman plods his weary way Maud Muller said “In sunshine make your hay,” M. Angelo painted and sculpted too. Great Alexander wept with nothing to do. Sweet are the uses of adversity. The spectrum colors are gay as can be. Supply and demand is the rule of trade. Boobs are born but poets are made, The" hyptohenuse is longer than the base. Follow the coach and win the race. —Turners Almanac, 1929. GROZER THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY Tuition and Room-rent free. Scholarships available for approved atu- dents. Seminary’s relations to University of Pennsylvania warrant offer | of the following courses: I. Resident Course for Preachers and Pastors, Seminary degree of B.D. or Diploma. j II. Residence Course with Special Emphasis on Religious Education and Social Service. Seminary degree of B.D., University de gree A.M. III. Resident Training for Advanced Scholarship. Graduate Course. Seminary degree Th.M., University degree Ph.D. Adaress MILTON G. EVANS, D.D., LL.D., President, Chester, Pa. LET THE WEAVERVILLE SHOE SHOP FIX YOU R KICKS WE USE THE BEST OF MATERIAL AND ALL WORK GUARANTEED ‘SERVICE IS OUR MOTTO.” F. O. EDWARDS, Proprietor SPECIAL YOUNG MEN’S CLOTHES With Two Pantt—Extra Long Topcoat*—Price* From $22.50 to $60.00 The Famou* Schlo** Bros. Line BILMOUR CLOTHING CO. 5 WEST PACK SQUARE Wise Guy: “Did you see that little black thing at dinner that looks so much like a cat?” Dum Ditto: “No, what was it?” Wise Guy: “A kitten.” — Sana torium Sun. • * * Little Jason: “Muddy, you should see how I have growed!” Mother: ‘‘Grown, Jason, grown!” Little Jason: “The heck you say, why should I groan?” * * * The laziest man on the campus is the fellow who eats a slice of water melon when he feels hungry, thirsty, and wants to wash his face. ♦ ♦ * The bootlegger doesn’t pass our samples because he is afraid of kill ing a sale. * * * Lucky is the girl who marries the man with money to burn. She makes a good match. ♦ ♦ ♦ Bill Logan: “It’s so dark in here, I can’t see my hands in front of my face. Helen Ramsey: “Who told you your hand is in front of your face.” * * * “Why do all women like to look at the moon?” “Because there is a man in it.” • • * “Give me a sentence using the word vine.” “Vine the name of pink-toed cat fish do you give us so much English?” * * * Never ask a man who gave him his black eye; he probably had to work hard for it. « « ¥ When love is only a dream, the marriage is an alarm clock. * « * Chewing gum is like marrying—a useless waste of enegy. • * * Love in a hut with water and a crust Is love, forgive us, cinders, ashes, dust. Onid. DIAMONDS . WATCHES . JEWELRY ON EASY TERMS. OPEN A CHARGE ACCOUNT. CAROLINA JEWELRY GO. C Patt*> Av A*liavill«, N. C. MARS HILL BUS LINE MARS HILL, N. C. Laava* Mar* Hill 7:30 and 10:00 A. M. 1:00 and 4:00 P. M. Leave* A*haviIIa 8:30 A. M. and 12:00 M. 3:00 and 6:00 P. M. 6 WE WASH ANYTHING. 1 TRY OUR DRY CLEANING AND PRESSING The be*t in town. Give u* a trial and be convinced. We will let you ^ be the judge. If our work i* »ati*factory tell your friends and if ^ not tell u*. 1^ ^ Yours respectfully, S MARS HILL LAUNDRY | HOLCOMBE & TILSON Are Still on the Job with a General Line of Groceries, School Supplies, Shoes, Hats, Gaps, Shirts, etc. WE NEED AND APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS W« are ready to serve you at all times with the best quality food. TRY OUR HOME-MADE PIES, SANDWICHES AND ICE CREAMS We Apperciate Your Business MARS HILL CAFE
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