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THE INQUIRING REPORTER
In each issue The Hilltop will
publish the opinions of five
members of the student body
and faculty on some topic of in
tense interest on the campus.
I
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Is It Worthwhile To Donate Your
Room Deposits For Your School?
Dorothy Early.
For the past month or more the
main topic of discussion among the
classes and students has been the do
nation of our room deposits for the
enlargement of our library. Do we
realize what it will mean if we do
get the addition of both steam heat
and enlargement of space?
A peaceful hour in the library is
almost unbelievable, but it is prom
ised us if we all donate our room
deposits of $5.00 or the equivalent
to make possible quieter and more
peaceful library hours.
and our future library it will mean
a lot. We would spend our room de
posit money foolishly, no doubt, but
by giving it to the school it would
be of a permanent value to the future
students, to the college, and to the
individual.
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In the spring a young man’s fancy
turns.
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Knox Rowan calls his girl friend
Geometry—he vows it’s because she’s
so plane and solid!
♦ * *
All celebrities have their theme
songs—here are some you will hear
’most every day:
Jess Hilliard—“Sweet Sue.”
Jonny Corbitt—“Texas Moon.”
Tom .Merrill—“.Minnie the .Mooch-
Mars Hill Mirthquake
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Politeness
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Gentle reader, brace yourself for'of W. T. U. S
the following onslaught; and maybe
you need a bit too, you carpenter.
Many a co-ed is yearning for some
Orr-al lessons. Marcke my words!
Tommy Williams is reported to have
won A. Reiding contest. Congratula
tions Sir Thomas . . . “Some girls,”
on
by flames, a stud^ . _
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stepped to the d
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ejaculated an enlightened gab, “are | lecture had betlT
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Margaret Hines.
It is certainly worthwhile to
sacrifice our room deposits for
the enlargement of the library.
Without an adequate library we
cannot remain an accredited jun
ior college. Our standing will be
so much lower and we can not af
ford to graduate from a college
not standard. The library en
largement means the continued
standardization of our school.
It is worthwhile to sacrifice
for future students, who will be
proud to have in common an Al
ma Mater of the high scholastic
standing to which we, in giving
our room deposits, are raising
Mars Hill College.
Frank M. Powell.
1 think that the sacrifice of our
room deposits for the enlarge
ment of the library is beneficial
to the college. It Is not harmful
to us at all and it will certainly
aid the educational program of
the college. Since library study
is essential to a good education.
We should give our money so
that others may have this oppor
tunity even though it means a
small monetary sacrifice to us.
Margie McRorie.
What does our college life avail us
if we do not have the proper love for
the college? If it is just a place we
come to exist until we receive our
credits our life while here doesn’t
Virginia Austelle — “Charley My
Boy.”
Gholston Myrick — “Darling You
Can’t Love But One.”
Sue Moore — “Bob, Bob, Bobbing
Along.”
.Mattie .Mae Houpe—“A Hunt-ing
We Will Go.”
Harold N o r d e n — “Yours and
Mine.”
Roberta Nester—“When Johnny
Comes Marching Home.”
Ed Bunker—“Alone.”
Jay Woody—“Deep Night.”
Mary Ella Newbrough — “Aggra
vatin’ Papa.”
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Women are still trjdng to imitate!
so shallow gold fish couldn’t even ■ quietly, “Sir, the
swim around them.” But then there ' •
are a lot of boys who can’t swim any- ' The store whicl
way. . . We wish that we had been | ior class at I.,enoii
listening in Mrs. Moore’s oflTice the pose of s*curing
other afternoon when “Fassifern” i Junior^Senior bai
called Robert Burnett from Latin Monday night
men but with no succes
this “fuse fluster!”
cla.ss. Lucky .Mrs. .Moore! ... If you
Say-rah to one blithe lad on this
campus, he’ll know you aren’t begin-
ning a collegiate yell. Anyway he
Otto know. . . Anybody that Wood
take an amorous matter so far as to
use Ingram’s shaving cream is cer
tainly thorough to say the least. . .
Evelyn Morgan should think that
Mars Hill is a fair school. She should,
it has done her Justice. . . When it
comes to an “Irresistible” force
meeting an immovable object, “Her-
by” Baker says he’s built on the firm
est of foundations. . . Rumors are
abroad or at home that a certain
A fire broke
dumb asylum and
broke his thumb,
You know lov
thing, even to hon le
though marriage
average Phi Beta
is inclined to have
the average gradt nt
is taken, accord! lo
thesis on file at G
-just look at
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(Continued from page 1)
mendably. Miss Moore, the beautiful
woman in marble, was so faultlessly
Jesse Hilliard.
If we want to help this, our school,
advance in the lines of education I
think that we should do our bit. Our
room deposit is a very small amount
mean much to us. How can we show [ up that there were those in the
that we appreciate what our school is audience who gasped, “Where in the
doing for us? How may we give
something to Mars Hill College in re
turn for the many valuable things we
derive from it? If we are able to
make Mars Hilj a better place will we
do it? Yes and gladly! Probably
there are many places where we could
use the money from our room de
posits, but if it were not a sacrifice,
to give it would not mean much. So
it is indeed worth while to sacrifice
world did they get that statue?”
stripling blushes every time he gazes
upon a certain lass. Are those rumors
Wright, Agnes? . . . Bob Scruggs
surely must be an apt student of his
tory. Of all his historical researches
he says France-s the most interest
ing. . . “Scobie” would like to know
where Nelle’s Benn-et all his life.
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Plealth Hints—How
To Bathe Baby
to the individual but to the school our room deposits from our school.
ADVICE
By OPHELIA PULSE
INote: Here’s a contribution that
missed the Freshman issue, but we
thought it good enough to be pub
lished now.
Dear Miss Pulse:
Why is Paul Berry the most pop
ular man on the campus? Fair Co-
Eds surround him from 8:00 to 4:30.
—Wondering.
Dear Wondering:
Perhaps it is because he is the most
mannish man on the campus—or shall
I say the most mail man?
“It’s A Secret”
By V. K. Wagner
Articles to be needed: Tub, water,
pan, a pickax, and three cold chisels,
Use Life Buoy soap, for it is cheap-
Mildred Moore: “There . are
mice fighting in my room.”
Miss Rutherford: “How much are
you paying for your room?”
Mildred Moore: “Fifty cents.”
Miss Rutherford: “What do you ex
pect for fifty cents—a bull-fight?”
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Holbert Kirkpatrick is like a mos
quito—the moment he quits buzzing.
cr to buy good soap than new babies.
Soapologists are now working on a
combination soap that floats, keeps
that schoolgirl complexion, prevents
babies from rusting and shrinking,
cures the mange, and has a pepper
mint flavor. They claim it contains an
you know he is getting into some
thing else
Honorable, august C-2’s, have you I _ w....... v,u.n,ama jui
yet intruded into one of the many solution of potassium salts,
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little confidential groups of C-I’s who,
when you broke in upon their ses-1 Eathe the baby fifty-two times a
sion, stood awkwardly about although think that is too often.
Dear O. P.:
How can I stop Bob Richardson
from eternal Caroling?—E. H.
Dear E. H.:
It would be impossible. He is a
natural-born songbird.
Dear 0. P.,
Everyday I get older but I still
stay Young. What is your advice to
me?—M. Y.
Dear M. Y.:
Stay Young. Older people some
times get Boney or fat.
Dear O. P.:
Has Bill really entered the
aRema of life?—C. L.
Dear C. L.:
I am afraid so and she has
fallen too, at Leist-er eyes
seemed to be cocked in his di
rection.
attempting to seem nonchalant?
Have you sensed anything unusual in
the air? If you have not you are per
haps lacking in campus interest, for
Junior-Senior plans have charged the
atmosphere at Mars Hill with ting
ling electricity. The only statement
the president of the class will make
is that the customary entertainment
\vill be given the Senior class on April
29 in the gymnasium. We wonder—!
Dear O. P.:
You have always heard that the
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Umatilla: “But for one thing I
wouldn’t be alive today.”
Fumdiddle: “What’s that.’’
Umatilla: “The beating of
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Early bird catches the worm, but it
couldn’t catch it without a Bill could
it?—B. B.
Dear B. B.:
Why no! Of course not.
Dear O. P.:
What do you think of twins?-
B. S.
Dear B. S.:
I like ’em. Three is a crowd.
The Quality of our
merchandise and the
extremely low prices,
is our appreciation of
your valued patronage
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ASHEVILLE, N. C.
bathe him once a week
Important! Do not use washing ma
chine it may become seriously dam
aged.
A cake of ice thrown into the
water in the winter will cause your
baby to become a two-fisted, red-
blooded, he-man, with hair on his
chest—provided he is that kind.
Throw baby into tub and when he
hits bottom you know he hits bottom.
Make sure his head is above water.
Rub with scouring powder, take out
of tub, dry, shine with chamois, and
sprinkle with gunpowder. (Be care
less with matches.)
I have had but two hours of
Coach’s education, neither am I a doc
tor, but follow directions that I have
given and baby’s bath will be a howl
ing success.
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