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Page Four She Snoops To Conquer bij Crackle Students Write Santa For Christmas Gifts COLLEGE. MARS HILL. NORTH CAROLINA Over One Hundred Students Write to Dear Old Saint Nicholas—^Judges Chosen tn Unique Contest Oh! my head!! I still gotta headache from trying to figger out the Anniversary - Reception dates. They tell me Lula Mae Teague’s head has Ben Aiken, too. Jimmy Thomas was sorta dizzy too—at least that was his excuse for leaning on the Wall Careful, Jimmy!! Ho hum! Stili sleepy? Then lemme tell yuh what Rachel Dorris says: Quote: Early to bed. Early to rise * gives me sweet dreams. End of quote. Paul Early also says, “Dorris no place like home”. Well, well! It seems mutual. Speaking of sweet dreams ^n stuff, Sara Lou Smith said. Bill may not look like an Angel but I’m willing—”, claire Hardin asked Charlie Trentham how much was Bill Duck-worth. Charlie re-, plied, “Oh, about a Penny.” And ^ speaking of ducks, which makes us hungry, we hear that Willis Bennett has developed a big appe tite for Coppedge. What about that, Willis? Why does Miriam Pinnell insist that Morton is the salt of the earth? Whoeeee! More head aches!! I would pull one on Bell- Stoker, but I might get the gong on it. I bet a Stoker does make it warmer this cold weather, eh Roger? Why does Dennis Riddle Lackey Anniversary? We hear that David Harris went rabbit hunting the other day—at least he got a “Bunny”! Ah, me!! I’m fer bigger and more frequent Anniversaries, even with the head aches!!! Well, How about this? John Ball went to Asheville to buy a Brown sweater. When the clerk asked what shade, he said, “Why Peggy Brown, of course!”—We wonder why Kirk was singing (?) Oh, it’s June here in November —” the other day (last month now). Son-y, Kirk, couldn’t help bearin’ ya! Lila Ruth Sullivan’s ambition is to be a doctor. Could It be a Dennis, Lila Ruth? We wonder why Miriam Britt is hollering “Moore!” W h a t s a matter. Jay? Prom all reports, e Cannons are quiet on the northern hill.—Saint Valentine’s day may come in February for some, but “Lib” Carter got her Valentine on Anniversary. — peakin of theme songs, Jimmy riggs says his is “Carry me back to ole Virginia”—We hear that Melba Cooper is Hughes-ed to everything, by now.^—Sara Dicker- son tried to hide behind a Garri son, but we saw her anyhow!! We hear that Mary Plack Jordan has been Mendenhall instead of mendin-sox. What about that, Mary Piack? Another theme song! Mary Lib KaRoque’s new one is “Small Fry .—Oh, yes! We went in the pe s op the other day, and saw ivian Lunsford looking at a Parrott! Squawk!! Squawk!! — Flash.. Anne Lewis Neils to the Star in Her Blue Heaven!! — Again!! Leah Oglesby doesn’t Russell her a man. Whaddabout that, Leah, deah; Doubtless the priceless axioms and idioms of this column are being embalmed by you and all philogoists not only for their his torical value as examples of a hybrid language ■— the offspring of .ancient English, American and vernacular romance, called jargon —but to determine how much mechanical effort and the length of time that will be required to make the seeds of wisdom, so wrought, sprout. So in case of election disturbance or non-de liverance of your last year’s mall we give you a worm’s eye view of underground Mars Hill as wit nessed by Shanks Santa some where between Spillman and the ’’Ad” building. Due to the proximity of Xmas, Santa Clause has appointed your correspondent postmaster for his local mail and even now we are being swamped by hundreds of letters from local students. So if you want to write to Santa Claus, Nice goin’, Lessie! More Powell to yal! We thought these Anni versary’s were O. K., but we couldn’t help wonnering why Aubrey Hawkins got the Hick ups!! Avera where that Helen address the letter to this column (to our secretary, Mary Christ mas, c|o The Hilltop, Mars Hill, N. C.) We guarantee to get you anything you ask for from a W- P. A. job to a place on the second honor roll. As an added incentive to writing to Santa, we will award to the five best weekly letters a furlined zip pitcher and an intro ductory jar of Madison county Sorghum ’lasses. We have selected the following judges for the con test, who are widely known in their own particular field; “Deacon” Richardson, “Ptomaine” Kizer and Congressman Upshaw. According the the final tabulation, the following letters were selected as this week’s best and it is hoped the winners will call at once for their awards at Sammy’s Barber Shop, because the stuff is begin- *>ing to thicken. Dear Sanny Claus, Please send me a diploma, a pair of blue spats and a Harvard accent. And, Santa, I’ve been an awfully good boy as you can see. I haven’t been given a demerit for all the six years I’ve been at Mars Hill college. So don’t forget me. Your for almonds, “Chile” Summey. Dear Sandy Claws, Send me some ball players who can stop the opposition like this year’s team could stop eats in the dining hall. Martin, Deeper, Saunders and Huskins were all- Americans—nothing got past ’em. t am a little boy just so high and so round; so please don’t disap point me. Mrs. Nona’s boy, “Hoot.” 47th Anniversary Acclaimed A Success 4 - - -**t*,^ Xicicii Trentham goes, she takes the Bill out with her. We heard that Ada got “Chile” during Anniversary. , It wasn’t your fault was it I n “Chile”? pear Mr. St. Nick, How’s “S c o o d” r L II ^ ^ould like to have an auto- Rankin? Whv Orville of picture of my very dear Oh well course!! friend, Franklin D. Roosevelt. You versary-Receptionl! The^ alm"o”sXooV ^ S “ XI" xxr/xs “There ain’t no justice!” Harold Dear Claus Spainhour took his head out of a lu ^ pot he was washing and yelled that back, “Oh, yes there is, and she k! has the most beautiful blue eves'” ti? Everybody reminds me of the '"t ^ romances and rumors of romances up until all hours of that always spring up after anni- com waiting for Paul to versary and reception. Those Phis “ Camel, and Clios really wore good look- • Urgent, ing last Saturday nite. Here’s Church and the hoping they continue to lock arms Lovim, q and give us some new dope to I' cook up what am. It just shows f ^ gambled a stamp and to go yuh. Anyhow, t’wS " f ^ ^^-ve scrumptous anniversary Phis! I i quite a man. I am a big Congratulations! Some one toldk handsome boy now. Only the me to ask “Chile” where all his Measure can tell the story, women were. I’l] be glad to de ^ liver your answer, “Chile” sm. shoes for time. Just ei„ and don’t forget . . . Jane still athlete in disguise, seems to be tops and tops and Ur,,,, Vernon Bixby. spinning tops with Bill Baueom Mentioned: Here’s to ya! . . . Qh, A. K., A K won’t you make your mind un’ h ^ In all my snooping around I LX girl al- stumbled upon something that X" present time I am (Continued from page 1) D. Early read the Scripture, and Professor J. A. McLeod, of the faculty, led the invocation. Charles B. Summey, Euthalian president, delivered the annual challenge to the cousin society, the Philomathians. He congratu lated the Philomathians on the anniversary which they presented recently and urged that the two societies carry on in the same friendly rivalry that they have known in the past. J. E. Tate, president of the Philomathians’ re.sponded to President Summey’s address by accepting the extended challenge and pledging his society to standards set forth in Mr. Sum mey’s address. After the challenge and its ac ceptance, the main program was presented as follows: Declamation, “The Fall of Babylon” (by Josephine Bacon), Robert L. Murphy. Oration, “Individual Potential! ties”, by Bill Griffin. Debate, “Resolved: That There Should Be a Federal Law For bidding the Payment of Ransom to Kidnappers.” Affirmative, David W. Harris and G. Willis Bennett; negative, P. C. Stringfield, Jr., and w! Horace Chamblee Piano duet, “The Sleigh” (Tschaikowsky. arranged by Hesel- berg), Leonard C. De Vault, and Harold I. Spainhour. Oration, “Changing Scenes”, Charles Trentham. Vocal selection, “Song of the Mountains”, (by Cadman), J. R. Evans. Prologue, given by Joji after which the Finale n" sented. This was followed epilogue, also given by Jj In the finale the E e ideals — dignity, simplic conservatism—^were Their banner was enlaJj cover the whole stage ; president of the Euthalian jg, with Ada Wall, president Nonpareils, was seated in it. Each Euthalian then across the stage by the tn dents and left the platl end the program. '—^ n Have You Noti{^ I v/ould like to have some time on my hand—a watch—^preferably an Ingram. Malcom Fritz. Santa Dear, This may not sound so hot to you but I would like to have an Alex-tric train for Christmas. Leah Oglesby. Dearest Dear Santa, Please bring me a policeman, because I’ve been “Copped.” ,A.t least, I won the prize on the Win- trop trip. Always believing in you, J. E. Tate. Dearest Santa, Please bring me a Jay Bird and no Moore. Miriam Britt. Dear Sandy Claws, I’ve been a good little girl this year; so please bring me a doll that Neils. Your little sweetheart, Anne Lewis In one corner of the I ing hall recently a minist dent meekly and quiet., thanks for the waiting n quiet was his thanksgivi] ts another student in the ot) g of the dining hall did n him. Thinking that he sh( j, lieve those whose heads w| ;h ed for what he thought wi t ing, this student started r in a more audible blessin; who were going by the f dent sat down at the end^ gan serving themselves (\rf gusto that makes one thii^j should always be two pra Suddenly these boys a remembered that they hi a second voice chime in realized what had happen stood, some paused in t tion of prehension, and were confused as to what Finally after the second was ended, all was settled for a few exclamations aq, tions. Everybody soon interested in other things fore long it was forgotta pletely. ® - ——_ Allison’s Flower Si See Our Cut Floweri and Pot P Before Selecting foi Holiday!! Slilt Ellis Plemmoi for Tailor-Made Sii at mars hill CLEANERS stumbled upon something that looked kinda significant and that’s how a Hardy C II got a picture of a plumb cute blond C I boy from Charlotte so quickly l ; ; • • • Oh, yes, Grace Engram is getting kinda “Fritts”y around the campus since he’s back I Maude Bloodgood seems to like the name Francis, or does she??? • • • Well, guess it’s time for me to be signing off, eh? Well, tune in next time to hear more red hot news right off the presses of The Hilltop before Mars Hill hears it itself. This is station R, R ^nd R Romances and rumors af romances by Crackle himself. Well, Abbyssinia, Crackle Fans at this year’s Army-Navy grid battle consumed 70,000 hot dogs, 4,000 gallons of coffee and 11,000 ham sandwiches. Most popular non-athletic extra curricular activity a the Univer' sity of Maine is the stage. x-*—time 1 am ^ * e Brown. I do hope that my color will change before long. Bring me a cute Shelby boy for Christmas. One who loves you, r, „ Ada Wall. Dear Santie, Please bring me a car for Rad Ford, if you don’t mind. Always, o Wilda Wynn. Dear Santa Dear, IN BOTTL *******-k-k***-k**irirki^i^i^^i^.^ J STUDENTS -hr We thank you for >■ your past patronag-e. J May we continue to 1 serve you ? J 4- • t Mars Hill t Pharmacy j UlS- Ao CXajltOjla ^ //iji
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