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THE HILLTOP, MARS HILL COLLEGE, MARS HILL, NORTH CAROLINA
Effie Effervesces
A la Quillen:
Correct this sentence: "Al
though I was never elected
president of the society," he
said, "I hove been a loyal and
devoted member through the
years."
The three C's of the college
student: Crib, cob, and cram.
The three C's of the college
faculty: Classes, chapel, and
church.
An old, old story: "I should
be studying," he said, "but
I'll stay and shoot bull with
the fellows and catch up on
my work tomorrow."
One thing about compulsory
chapel and Sunday School,
your conscience doesn't bother
you if you skip church on Sun
day night to go to the movies.
"I don't like to talk about
people, especially my room
mate," she said; "but you
know, the other day she . . . "
School spirit: Taking a port
able radio to the football gome
so that you won't miss any of
the "big game" scores while
your own cheer-leaders ore
working themselves into a
frenzy trying to let the boys
on the field know that they
have a few loyal supporters.
Some students don't mind
going to chapel; others can't
find any good books to read.
College professors never
have to work hard; otherwise,
how could they sponsor all of
the extra-curricular activities
that they do?
"What I don't like about
classical music," said the jitter
bug, "is that it doesn't make
sense."
College life: Spuming stew
beef in the boarding hall to eat
hamburgers at the cafe for
double the cost; paying dou
ble fare for a half-way ride.
College life: Exhibiting the
best "company manners" be
fore the faculty whom we see
about twice a day, and exhib
iting a ravenous and cloying
manner at the boarding hall
table before those with whom
we live.
Why and Wherefore?
Delegates Attend
B.S.U. Convention
(Continued from page 1)
vention will be Dr. Solon B.
Cousins, of the University of
Richmond. His subject will be
"Conquer With Christ." Dr.
O. T. Binkley, head of the De
partment of Religion of Wake
Forest, will also be a principal
speaker. Dr. and Mrs. Redwine
will act as host and hostess
for the convention.
Today Is ‘Sadie
H a k i n s Day’
On Saturday evening, Nov.
2, the Student Coimcil of Mars
Hill will present to the Baptist
youth of the state a ploy en
titled "Decision D e t ermines
Destiny." This drama, based
on the sacrifices of Ruth for
her people, has a cost which
includes the following stu
dents: Esther, Mary Nell Har
din; Mordecai, James White;
Haggcd, Bob Holt; Two Maids,
Beth Hildebrand and Lela
Burgess; Slave, Dean Willis.
Both the Prologue and Epi
logue will be given by Ruth
Pierce.
The following Mors Hill stu
dents will leave on Friday
afternoon and will return the
following Sunday evening:
Henry Anderson, Fred Ellison,
Dean Willis, James White,
Johnnie Farrar, Lyman Hall,
Harold McCrosky, Carter
Wright, Adrian Atwood, Hag
gard Ellis, Hubert Teague, Bill
C^bbert, Ronda Robbins, Irene
Livingston, Melba Craft, Mar
garet Duckworth, Beth Hilde
brand, Joyce Sallee, Richie
Harris, Beverette Middleton,
Mary Nell Hardin, Ruth Pierce,
Eleanor Pokes, Walter Horrel-
son, Elizabeth Earnest, Lelia
Diaz, Ann Anthony, Lela Bur
gess, Quentin Harper, Jack
Miller, Iris Willis, Otis Mc
Bride, Don Gregory, Douglas
Aldrich, Douglas Little, Bob
Holt.
Delegates Attend
Student Legislature
From all of you students who
seem to think that the con
sumption of knowledge Is
something which you have out
grown, we would like to secure
the answers to the following
questions that have been dis
turbing us for quite a while.
Why is Jim white and Mar
garet greene? Why is Dot lit
tle? Why is Sara blount? Why
is Alma moore? Why does
Dorothy goforth? Why is Larry
new? Why does Mary Nell
hardin? What ore Mavis' pow
ers? What brings Jack luck?
Of what is Dorothy king? Why
is Harry large? What does Joe
way? Why does Margaret
waite? Where ore Garland's
sheets? What does Dot peorce?
Where does Pinky wolk-'er?
For what does C. C. hope? Is
Vemon wood? Where is Gene's
hart? What does Roger hunt?
Eat-
TASTY
T O A S T Y
TENDER
OYSTERS
AT
Tingle’s Cafe
(Continued from page 1)
the delegates on Friday night.
On Saturday morning at a
joint meeting of the House and
Senate, Governor Clyde R.
Hoey and the Honorable
James Broughton addressed
the Assembly.
VISIT OUR FOUNTAIN
AFTER THE GAME
Your
Friends Will All
Be There
SODAS . CANDIES
SUNDAES
Mars Hill
Pharmacy
(Continued from page 3)
swered hopefully "No," he
floored you with, "Neither
have I." And do you remem
ber the red-head who dashed
right post you, after you had
spent a half hour of the time
you should have been study
ing Chaucer making yourself
presentable for that one min
ute when you knew he must
pass by, and breathlessly ran
up to that too attractive girl
down the hall? Well, now's
the time to show them you ore
a strong advocate of the ad
vice, "If at first you don't suc
ceed, try, try again."
We, of the historical circles,
however, are of the opinion
that the customary procedure
in the process begins with the
practice of relay races among
the girls. Before the "big day"
each girl has seemed for her
self a pair of spiked shoes—
for catching the shins. Other
girls wildly fling long netted
sticks in the hope of a catch.
That was the early fashion,
however, and we believe that
those crudities hove been
completely replaced by our
modem and more refined,
though just os successful, me
thods.
Of course we ore probably
expected to explain certain
procedures at this point. First,
you must hove a definite vic
tim in mind; you attire your
self in your most becoming
garb, turn on your most be
guiling smile, plug in the per
sonality juice—and we leave
the rest to you.
If the day brings to you suc
cess with a capital "S" in your
estimation, then you con be
grateful for that ancient who
founded the day and customs
accompanying it.
I SPY
These ore simple sugges
tions from our experience;
however, if you have better
ideas, use them. On "Sadie
Hawkins Day" anything goes.
EVERYTHING IN MUSIC
Dunham's Music House
The Home Of High
Grade Pianos
62 Patton Ave. Asheville
WELL PRESSED
— is —
WELL DRESSED
MARS HILL
CLEANERS
JUST OFF
YOUR CAMPUS
Private Dining Rooms
For Your Club Meetings, and Social
And Business Get-Togethers!
Accommodations for groups of 10 to 300. Service as you
wish . . . delicious S. & W. food . . . and every co-operation
for the success of your meeting. Ask for details!
Hungry? Thirsty?
Step Right To The
DOWN TOWNER
And Be Refreshed!
CAKTERIA
(Continued from page 3)
cause she is learning to twirl
a baton? Move over. Cicely
Anne ... Mr. DeShozo's Eng
lish classes ore bearing down
on Thomas Hardy's works.
Could there be something
hard about Hardy? . . . Ask
Edna Anne Johnson about her
last visit home. "Just scouting
around," she soys. "An Eagle
Scout, he is!" . . . Two of our
boys paid a friendly visit to
Asheville Normal College Sim-
dcry afternoon. Just being
friendly is what we would
hove you believe.
Last, but not least, S. P. of
the week: Here we go, boys!
Miss "Teach" Dons.
Is there a motion we stop?
Please, no answer — we will.
Bye.
Homiletics Glass Is
A Favorite Of All
Ministerial Students
(Continued from page 1)
ing in which it is to be deliver
ed.
Both sermons ore given im-
der the exacting scrutiny of
Mr. Wood, who corrects bad
posture and attire and other
faults the students might in
advertently show.
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Bros. Restaurant
5 N. W. Pack Square
Asheville, N. C.
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AFTER THE NEWBERRY
GAME VISIT US AND
ENJOY NEW THRILLS
Sandwiches
Ice Cream
Plate Lunches
Drinks
Roy’s Cafe
OUT OF THE LIONS
DEN
(Continued from page 3)
Giant" McGoha, the drivingest
back you ever sow. Runs with
face one foot above ground
and con fall ten yards. Tears
lines opart. Built like a low
Flash Gordon. Hails from New
port, Tenn. Weight: 150'
pounds.
Right halfback: Bobby Ed
wards, a great kicker, a good
pass receiver. Fast, hard run
ner, and the hardest blocking
back in 58 states. When he
blocks a man you can hear
him hit across Bailey.
Fullback: Ikey Carr, best
kicker in conference. Kicked
70 yards in Appalachian "B"
game. The Lions have prob
ably won several games be
cause of his and Edwards'
kicking. Passes fine with a
good lead. 58-yard kicking
average in Erskine Frosh
game. Ikey is 16 years old
and will go far in football.
Weight 175 pounds. Home:
Mars Hill, N. C.
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