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vote, Judson R. Tittle, III.
Student councilmen in Mel
rose recently were forced to
censure Russ Jordan rather
severely for jitterbugging in his
room. Rumor has it that the
trouble was caused by Mr.
Sebren, whose teeth were dam
aged in the melee when they
fell off the table, in the room
below.
THE HILLTOP, MARS HILL COLLEGE, MARS HILL, NORTH CAROLINA.
Honor Clubs Meet
It seems that June has the
(W)right Keyes to Stoke.s'
heart.
According to ''Cis'' Anne
Lows, who disagrees with his
tory, Pickett hasn't made his
last charge.
Give Mr. Hayes credit for
this one. The diners at the
faculty table were discussing
possible causes of the dislo
cation of the huge piece of
plaster from the dining hall
ceiling. "That's probably the
result of Miss Caroline's putting
her foot down upstairs," prof
fered our German instructor.
Now can he come in?
As Marcus Gulley revealed
in physiology the other day.
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Dorr; "Roman Sculpture," Bill
Crowder; "Customs of the
Romans," Dorothy Chandler.
The following officers were
elected for next semester:
president, Ronda Robbins; sec
retary-treasurer, Carl Harris;
reporter, Dorothy Chandler;
vice-president, Mary Ellen
Fredenburg; devotional leader,
William Crowder.
The program of the Business
Club consisted of the follow
ing members: Devotional Talk,
Miss Templeton; "Business
Dress," Rachel Fleming; Busi
ness Etiquette Quiz; The Fam
ous C. P. A. Trilling Trio, Frank
Johnson, Marshall Staton, Wil-
1 i a m Helderman; Skits—
"Stenographers at Work"—
"Incorrect Office Practice," N.
J. Orr, Wilma Mason; "Correct
Office Practice," Carlton
Wright, Sarah Nelle Vaughn.
The Business Club will elect
officers at a call meeting later
in the month.
The Spanish Club met at
Mrs. Vann's home, and a pro
gram concerning New Mexico-
was presented by the members
of the club. The following of
ficers were elected: president.
International
Summary
there are four kinds of parasitic w .
worms! hookworms, round- „ Parker; vice-president.
worms
worms, tapeworms, and ring
worms.
PLAIN DIRT
Ye olde steadies: Elizabeth
Bell and Fred Day, Eloise Mills
and Ken Davis, Iris W’illis and
Tom M. Davis.
Getting steady: Nan Love
and John Foster West, Jerry
(Sterling Hayden) Laughlin and
Alice Ruth Smith, Lucile Wells
and James Ewing, Audrey
Moundorf jus' stays put.
Elva (10 cent store) Greech
and Cokey were giving Joe
(keep 'em flying) Howerton and
Jeanne Harper a slide for their
fun when the snow was on the
ground.
Song hit dedication, to
Nancy: "Blue Birds Over The
White Cliffs of Dover."
Some of the New Dorm girls
were chilled off when Jeanne
Williams popped in with the
thought of snow bathing a few
In their pajamas.
Why the Lillian Ellis blushes
and where's her ring? Couldn't
it be an engagement? If so,
July 14 is the date.
Duke chapel is the place; no
facts on Betty Hallman, but we
think so too.
"Spoody" Moore is solving
the riddle, mainly Margaret,
the Majorette.
Some second semester reso
lutions: Let's pull our grades
up—by their book straps.
Sneak around and find those
who have an S. P. on us and
give them a break
Wear a smile on our face
when we see those teachers
with F's in their grade books.
Orchids: To Coach Cowen
Dorothy Goforth; secretary-
treasurer, B. C. Blankenship.
The International Relations
Club will hold its meeting on
Tuesday, January 20. The sub
ject of the program will be
"Wartime America." The Scrib-
lerus Club also has postponed
its meeting until January 20.
After examinations new
members will be chosen by
the honor clubs, either at call
meetings or at their next
regular meetings.
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Mary Stringfield, Henry Ander
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some beautiful violin solos. To
H. B. Young and his buxom
hamburgers.
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and air troops in Borneo and
the Celebes. These islands are
among the extremely important
Dutch East Indies archipelago.
After dismissing seven field
marshals. Hitler assumed su
preme command of the Ger
man armies on the eastern
front. He hoped by his per
sonal appearance to encourage
his badly faltering legions.
This, however, has accom
plished little or nothing. The
Russians are still driving for
ward rapidly on all fronts. The
British are speeding their suc
cessful Libyan campaign to a
conclusion.
For the last several weeks
stories of discontent in occupied
Europe and in Germany itself
have been growing at a rapid
rate. For some reason or other,
many of these stories are in
spired by the Nazi radio itself.
It seems quite plausible to
think that a revolution, mock
or otherwise, may soon be
staged in Nazi Germany. If
so, it will probably be led by
the generals Hitler has fired
after their failure to win in
Russia. This revolt would hove
the support of the German
army. It would be opposed by
Hitler, Goering, the Gestapo,
and the Nazi Storm Troopers.
If it is staged, I sincerely hope
that it will be successful—and
don't we all.
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Dramatic Club
Elects Officers
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now is in preparing original
plays for the state contest. It
expects to enter both radio
plays and regular plays. The
professional ploys are con
sidered for production in the
district contest. As soon as the
winning play is selected, try
outs will be held for the cast.
The club under the leader
ship of Georgia Coleman, presi
dent, and George Blake, vice
president, has done outstand
ing work this past semester.
Eight one-act plays have been
given at the regular meetings
of the dramateers.
Miss Bonnie Wengert, di
rector of speech, is sponsor of
the Dramatic Club. Under her
direction the department has
presented two noteworthy per
formances during the semester,
a three-act comedy, "The Im
portance of Being Earnest,"
and a Christmas pageant.
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