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Now tiiat t}ie Ciiristmas
days are a niglitmarislily
memory, and exams are slapping
us in t}ie face, let us turn, dearly
beloved, to some of tlie ligliter,
carefree, sizzling liappenings
tlie times. This issue we have
special treat in store for you. The
holidays seemed to inject into
the blood of some of us the de
sire to be free and unworried
We, therefore, present to you
chronicle of the latest whispers
about that popular couple — the
Daters. This tome could be (and
unless the printer makes
take, will be) entitled:
Absence Makes The
Heart Go Yonder
Let’s see, where can we start?
—Oh, yes. Brother Heideck and
Miss Brooks have lately been
estranged, but not, as a certain
party would have you believe, be
cause she dated one Henry
Crouch last Sat. week . . . Next
on this list of extinguished indi
vidualists is Charles Trammel
whose precedented break with
Mag took the campus by no sur
prise . . . Dub and Joyce have
parted, very amiably, too, as Dub
says, “to see if we like each
other.” Sounds kinda fishy to this
comer, even though we are sit
ting next to the meat counter,
Next comes the great Reverend
Taliaferro and the sweet throated
lark. Miss Byrd, who, it seems,
have also parted company. “Till
we meet again” ... How does
that old proverbial ditch feel,
Ken? Seems Margaret has a fac
ulty for putting men there (yes
and boys too) ... Then that
never-to-be-forgotten moment (at
least for the parties involved) in
the lives of Assoc. Ed and Phoebe.
Dr. Long decided he diagnosed
his case wrong: should have been
Rabies . . . Following almost im
mediately in his footsteps came
our distinguished editor. Brother
Miller and Sister Evans decided
Or Shop Service
between themselves that this af
fair had lived a full and useful
life. Later we heard from a very
authoritative ministerial source
that things are not what they
seem ... As one dog follows an
other, so follows Alton after Sigs.
The impending appearance of a
third party is the preimminent
temporary cause. We wonder
the Navy, girls, just watch us
4-F’s. Hubba, hubba, hubba! . . .
Sparkle, Arthur, Cleta and Wal
lace must own a booth at Larry’s.
See for yourself . . . And inci
dentally, Larry is planning on
entering school for a business
course next semester. Uh-uh, girls
he’s married ... So long. Marge
Dean. The campus will be awfully
Shame, John and Flack—naughty,
naughty . . . Leon stepped in on
the rebound. See him last Sat,
nite? . . . And now for a final
I care not what people thinks,
I know this li’I colyum stinks.
So— so long ...
Back next issue—if the presses
cool in time . . .
There you have it; here are eight quiet without you, eh. Max?
available males now on the cam
pus. Girls, take your pick, but |
let us warn you, the same could
happen to you . . . Now, may we
stand and sing one stanza of, “So
Sorry for You . . .”
Ad A.tra Per Love:
And now to the regularly sche
duled program of the week
Noel Watson wandered up to
second floor Spilman the other
day looking for Tommy Staple-
ton. He finally found him, sur
prise! at Robinson’s . . . Doris
Johnson has lately been very per
turbed. It seems that the male
members of Dean Lee’s Govy
class would not speak to her.
There was no apparent reason
Watch it, P. Willie, you’re being
chased . . . With all these big
strong, handsome boys gone to
And adieus are also in order for
a select few girls—that is, un
less the ex. committee recom
mends leniency. Bye, bye, girls
. . . Jim Kelly hasn’t hit his stride
in basketball yet, declares a noted
authority on the subject, all be
cause of some bad influences.
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