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THE HILLTOP, MARS HILL COLLEGE, MARS HILL, NORTH CAROLINA.
Feb. 11
. THE EPAiltOEISHEH.
Notice: Faculty and students
do not become alarmed; this is
not a permanent feature. (We
hope!—Ed.)
By Cornelia
New Trustee Named
Ways To Succeed:
1. Never study your lessons;
of course the profs will realize
that you have a brilliant mind
and they’ll pass you anyway.
2. Don’t go to chapel; then
everyone will realize that you are
an individual and not one of a
mass.
3. Always pick a fight with a
man bigger than you are; then
he’ll know you’re not afraid of
him.
4. Never answer the roll call;
then the teacher will know that
you are too interested and indi
vidualistic to do so.
6. Always break in when oth
ers are talking; then they will
know that you know something
about the subject, too.
“A fool can ask more questions
than a wise man can answer . . .”
Oh, so that’s why I flunked!
Man turns to dust.
Grass grows from dust.
Horses eat grass.
Moral: Never kick a horse: he
may be a relative.
Clio: I’ll have you know I’m
going to marry a Phi and a gen
tleman !
Eu: Hey! You can’t do that;
that’s bigamy!
And of course you heard about
the little owl. He didn’t give a
hoot.
Mr. J. R. Morgan of Waynes-
ville was recently elected as a
member of the board of trustees
of Mars Hill College. Mr. Morgan
was formerly a member of the
board but was then elected to be
a member of the general board
at the State Baptist Convention.
Overheard:
Mr. Ashworth: “The animal
possessing the greatest attachment
for man is the famale species of
homo sapiens (otherwise known
as woman.’’) Well, we never
knew . . .
From the teachers parlor:
“What would you prefer in a
husband: sense, appearance, or
good manners?” Miss Gamer’s
answer: “Appearance; and the
sooner th© better.”
Did you know that Woodrow
Wilson, Frances Perkins, Grace
Noll Crowell, and Eddie Ricken-
backer have been to Mars Hill?
(Really? So have we!—Ed.)
Q. What’s Papa De got that
the other males of MH ain’t?
A. Mama D© . . .
Oh Man!
Man is born.
Man grows up.
Man kicks the bucket.
IT’S
Sears-Roebuck
And Go.
48 Haywood Street
Asheville ... North Carolina
Literally Speaking:
First to thine own self to be
true . . .
Thou canst then be false to any
man ... *
Did you know that: an anteater
is just a picnicker? Jimmy Juraey
left his chicken house open, and
all th© chickens went home? Some
of the Melrose girls are con
vinced there’s not a man shortage
after all? Some people call Brown
the green house because it’s a
freshman dorm?
WANTED:
A new set of jokes for Mr.
M. H. Kendall. His present ones
ar© a bit moth-eaten. Apply at
Bursar’s Office. Reasonable
Rates.
Frosh: May I kiss you?
MH Co-Ed: Jeepers! Another
aamteur!
WHERE QUALITY AND
EXPERIENCE MEET
Mars Hill
Pharmacy
Mar* Hill
North Carolina
For Better Wear
It’* Carl’* Repair
While You Wait
Or Shop Service
CARL’S
Shoe Service
thinking of spring? ,
for sportswear (and
everything else)
your
best bet’s
Bon Marche
Mr. Morgan is a very prominent
citizen and lawyer of Waynes-
ville.
He is the senior member of the
lawyer firm Morgan and Stamey.
Mr. Morgan is an active member
of his home church. His wife is a
very active member of the west
ern division of the W.M.U. Their
only son, Jasper, came to Mars
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Headline taken from The Ashe
ville Citizen:
MAN DRAWS TERM
IN LIQUOR CASE
(Hie! —Ed.)
WHEN YOU’RE HUNGRY
AND ABOUT TO DIE
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Sabook.
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COME TO
LARRY’S
FOR A COKE AND PIE
Mar* Hill ... North Carolina
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GO TO THE
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