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Page Four MARS HELL. N. C. April 1. 196! In the Vicinity of Campus The Insomniacs Club will have an important meeting at 2 a.m. in Stroup parlor on Monday morn ing. Myra Smith will preside. Has anybody seen Ted Cassels? It is feared he has turned into a 6-foot chewable vitamin. Loca tion is necessary so that he can undergo a series of tests which will determine if he is One-A-Day Regular or One-A-Day with Iron. Miss Ailene Tyler recently printed “Sinday” instead of “Sun day” in the bulletin for the Mars Hill Methodist Church. If the old “sin equals suffering” theological concept is correct . . . well, it was nice knowing you, Miss Tyler. Congratulations to Jim Elins! He finally has an audience. We hear Dr. Hoffmann and Dr. Lee are the Bored of Deacons in his new church. Everybody ple^lse attend the next Chapel Session . . . there we will be voting as to whether or not to change our school's alma mater to "Climb Every Mountain." Gibson Dorm, due to excessive spring showers, is sliding down hill at the rate of 13 inches per day. All rising senior men who will be residing in that dorm are hereby notified to pick up their mail on Main Street. The Alley Door has been changed into a taproom and the name of that establishment has been appropriately changed to the Baptist Booze Room. Baptismal facilities will remain in the back. For some time the Lemdslide staff has pondered the mystery of whatever has foiled the new ad dition to the MHC curriculum — until we discovered that a Jenx was placed in the Humilities pro gram. Congratulations to SKL, best fraternity on campus. The entire campus considers them to be an inspiration. Keep up the good work, men! Since Mars Hill College has reached the ultimate in perfection for an institution of higher learn ing, it is announced that SLED has formally disbanded. Campus "Publication of the Year" Award goes to the An nouncer with the Handbook as a close first runner-up. Overheard in the cafeteria line, “Give me two alka-seltzers, a bi carbonate and a glass of grease, please.” Bob Jones will preach his first sermon as pastor of the First Bap tist Church on Sunday, April 6. The SDS chapter will hold a pray- in on the steps of the church. A bus trip has been planned for Maryville. Everyone please plan to spend the night in Del Rio! Landslide Merit Awards: Cen sors of the Year — Dean Lynch and Dr. Jordan; “Miss Inconspicu ous,” Myra Smith; Runners of the Best House on Campus, Danny and Sarah Lunsford. Perfect Season (Continued from Page 1) she added. Tew Mullcher, keep>er of the college pursestrings, also had an important word to say about the 1968 football season at Mars Hill. He reported that the Pep Club had raised sufficient funds by sell ing stadium cushions at the ’68 home games to send both the var sity and junior varsity grid squads to Davidson in May for a seminar in football techniques. The signing of Lucinda ("Lucious Lou") Wazoraski, above, of Due East, S. C., to play linebacker for the Mars Hill College Lions this fall will be announced yesterday by Coach Dull Shealy. The fierce bru nette, 38-24-36, admits that she's "a little bit nervous" over the prospect of playing for the Lions. "I've always been good at stopping passes," she said. "I just hope I can help Mars Hill develop a cute football team, and I hope the other players will accept me as just another member of the squad." ia tUe editor. . . Dear Editor: Many students have registered complaints concerning poor serv ice in Mars Hill ABC stores 1, 2, and 3. It has come to my atten tion that the best remedy to this problem would be the installment of our own student-run ABC store conveniently located on the cam pus. The four most likely places are the old photo lab in the basement of Montague, the old buildings and grounds office behind Spil- man. Room 10 in the Office Build ing, and Uncle Tom’s cabin on Boy’s Hill. Each of these four lo cations are conveniently located and can be easily altered and en- lerged to accommodate demand. Since a recent poll showed that co-eds consume twice as much “juice” as male students, I sug gest the old buildings and grounds office behind Spilman. Finding people to work will be no problem, since in several dis cussions many students have shown an active interest in an other progressive move by Mars Hill College. These discussions also have netted a local option referendum for liquor - by - the - drink. I heartily feel that we must first learn to crawl before we are to walk. Since we need another para- ' graph to completely fill the space alloted. I’d just like to say that if anyone believes that this is not true, then why are the proprietors of “the Creek” establishment fighting this so much. —Pafrick A. M. Parker before, I have become completely convinced that we have wandered too far from the original concept of Mars Hill College as set forth by the founding fathers in 1856. Mars Hill has evolved from a van guard of middle class, mid-Vic torian ideals to a raucous social institution. If God had meant us to be this way, we would’ve been this way from the beginning. What’s wrong with parlor games, church bingo games and cake walks and a return to the kind of lives our parents knew? If it was good enough for them, it’s good enough for us. Students should come to college to study. We at Mars Hill have no time to study, no time to think for our selves, no time to be indecisive and no time whatsoever to devel op an apathetic attitude towards our campus environment. As a concerned student, I have outlined a progressive four-point system. Dear Editor, I have just returned from the latest of our Student Government- sponsored trips to Bermuda. Hav ing been on many of these sortees 1. Revamp chapel to having re quired sessions five days a week plus required church at tendance Sunday mornings and nights. 2. Revamp the new Sex and Vice courses and replace them with such courses as Victorian Egos and Complacencies. 3. Rid ourselves of the federal government intervention that has been purposefully forced upon us. 4. Get rid of the topless night club, the Stud. Center, and re furnish it to give a nice, warm, family atmosphere. Realizing that this letter has many social complications, I pre fer to remain anonymous. —A Friend the UOAI lOWES Vol. XLIIL By Futch Balmer I Spring dawned on Mars Hill like the sim over Pisgah, catching ot jagged peaks and spilling its soul over the world in ecstatic splendor. 1969-70 Cage Schedule Set- Coach Barrel! Wood announced today that the basketball schedul* for the ’69-70 season wiU include a home-and-home series with Nortf Carolina, Davidson and UCLA. He also revealed that the Lions wil become the first Mars HiU athletic team to fly diuing their road trip^ The ’69-70 cagers will fly to Davidson and to Chap>el HiU for the^ games with the WUdcats and the Tarheels. They wiU use the coUeg* station wagon, Mr. PhUUp’s van and borrow a tractor from Mr. Fish’* department for the trip to UCLA. Asked why he felt his team coiUd play such high-powered opponents as these next season, Wood waved his curly red hair and commented “We’ve given up on 27-year-old navy recruits and have gotten us sif 30-year-old ex-marines for the team.” More Gridders Signed FootbaU Coach Dull Shealy announced tomorrow that he signed 983 more recruits for the team this fall, bringing the total the® far to 1786. (See photo at the left.) The new grid mentor said this wUl wind up his recruiting effort® in the North and South Carolina, Virginia, Tennessee and Georgia are^ Next week, he said, he will begin an intensive recruiting drive in tb® Washington-Oregon-British Columbia area. “I still haven’t found aU the proper players I need,” he added. looking for a 6-7, 260-pound quarterback who can run the hundred b® 9.5 and throw the ball like Joe Namath.” Fight Song Finally Members of the stooge band have come up with a musical arranl®' ment that may be just the answer to this column’s quest for a suitabb fight song to support Mars HiU’s battling athletic teams of the future It’s a rousing arrangement of “Impossible Dream” with interludes ^ “Taps.” ^ Dr. Talker (he’d rather fight than switch) believes the new song will add morale to the team and spirit to the fans. Congrati vice-presid and to Doi elected ; Student U Dorm o: academic ] Pox: C; ^ent; Susa ‘^ent; and : retary-trea Huffman Pi'esident; President; aecretary-t Stroup: •^ant; Jam ^ant; Bom b'easurer. Gibson: 'Jent; W. "^ant; R. V P"easurer. Pfesid Ptesid aacreti Presi( tary-’ litia atid TRENT’S RENT-a-BODY SERVICE any student wishing to rent a body to sit in his or her seat during boring chapel programs, re quired lyceums or who wishes to score brownies at symposiums, recitals and other unnecessary trivia without the ugly mess of having to be present, call or come by Woodrow Manor 13 olog^ atau( at \ Ha an ASTROLOGY Dr. Leininger Sees All Good Times .... 50c Bad Times .... 25c Disasters . . . Absolutely Free YOUR HOROSCOPE spokes the r Ve to bet */as of the : tK a ^ needs c . ^ system i 7Ped that ^^Pization . ake more Service . 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