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f p'^sr the direction of junior
il‘5'‘'hblings, have outlined a
program which should
engulf the county in
Extensive research will
°n transmitting foul, gas-
ssions from Pittsburgh to
.,^1 the clean-air problems in
V
enator
' hiountain vicinity. Negoti-
11 ' soon begin with the
i^kos Angeles and New York
Sse several tons of solid
l^terlai with which to clutter
'^sys and byways of the
pledged itself and its
tllq ''''hat President Fiendly
"a more than worthy
, J^ommunity involvement, of
'*1 play a major role In
of the program. Each
. Citizen will be allotted 14
' Qarbage to utilize to the
''9ntage of the county. A
be awarded in late
On the Bandwagon
by John X
Berry Black, Director of Student
Activities, has announced his forth
coming retirement after a bang up
career here at Boot Hill. It’s not
that he’s over-age; he’ll just get
paid elsewhere. He has accepted
a job as Road Manager for the al
ways there Supressions. It was a
hard choice for our man Berry be
cause the Huckelberry Mudgrips
were hard after him, too.
Berry will leave us and will
his motorcycle to Mrs. Joys so that
she will be able to make It to work
on time.
For years to come Boot Hill stu
dents will remember Berry and the
few fine concerts he brought to us.
He promised much and, well, he
tried. Bless his stomach ulcers and
all that follows.
See pictorial
of campus
love-in on
Page 3.
Mh®'* Cibbers delight in the capture of a male chauvinist at one of the many
■nat were taken over by the group here yesterday. The male has been identified
treasurer for ‘‘The Good Old Days” club. This club, a prime target for
was once popular back in the 18th century when they sponsored fox hunts
“On croquet games.
Raise Stink
ison County to be Polluted
by Harty X
^stional Stink Foundation
awarded a $17,000 grant
MHC students to pollute
County. This is a further
j the part of President
'lew anti-poverty program
:^|''Phaslzes the idea that Ap-
® Poor will gradually divert
,^®ntion away from their
severely threatened by
August to the citizen with the most
original idea for distributing his
garbage ailotment.
As an outgrowth of an independ
ent study in noise pollution done by
Wary B. Quiett, two major U.S. in
dustries, Lockheed and Boeing, will
build a complex just outside the
accelerating Petersburg area to test
the effects of sonic booms on cows.
The NSF project has been calied
the dirtiest anti-poverty program In
the county’s history.
BOOT HILL, NORTH CAROLINA
Broad Side To The Front
April, 1971
Campus Libbers Pull Off a Royal Flush
by Laine X
Editor’s note: This report Is com
pletely accurate as our managing
idiot is taking part in the demon
stration and has been named
Mistress of Offense for the faction.
There was a flush of demonstra
tions here yesterday as our own
personal faction of Women’s Lib
took over all the men’s restrooms in
the various buildings on campus.
The group had a special surprise
with the arrival of a prime libber
and one time Dean of Women. The
former Dean, Merry Slogan, spoke
at the bonfire in Spiiman Dormitory
shortiy after ali the men (and the
few women who occasionaily iive
there) had evacuated the area. Her
speech was one with intense spark
as she roared, “Out of the kitchens
and into the streets!”
As the flames in Spiiman rose
higher, so did the spirits of the
women. The group decided to move
onward to the Administration Build
ing to take over the private restroom
of the coliege president, Dr. Fred
Fiendly. Fiendly’s restroom was
selected as a target because his fe
male assistant. Miss Snailson, does
not have a private restroom.
The strikers staged a sit-in in the
lavatory and noted, by the way, that
the toilet tissue was superior in tex
ture to that in the dorms. The group
was further enraged by the fact that
the toilet tissue was biue and there
fore a contributor to the pollution
dilemma now faced by this com
munity. Showing their anger over
the administration’s complete disre
gard for ecology, the strikers ripped
down the Raggedy Andy curtains in
the restroom.
The women then moved across
campus to the Fine Arts building.
The restrooms in the art department
proved an easy target and the wom
en met little opposition.
However, the music department
presented another story. When the
protestors arrived down in the cata
combs, they were confronted by 55
angry music majors. These students
attacked the women with tubas,
clarinets, and various and sundry
other instruments, causing a sour
note in the protest march. The
music majors changed their tune
when one "lib” caught Mr. TheGall
by the throat and threatened to rip
out his vocai cords. Mr. TheGail
was quoted as saying, "Ah ” (in
high C).
At lunch time the protestors
gathered at what once was the Com
munity Development Institute. The
institute has recently been renamed
the BROADminded Development In
stitute. Lunch consisted of male
pheasant under glass, salad, rolls,
and milk. As the women feasted.
Miss Joan Frilliams spoke on the
evils of false eyelashes.
Around 3 p.m. the women took
over Wall, McConnell, and then the
gymnasium. These buildings will
be renamed in the immediate future.
It is expected that the women will
start their takeover of Gibson,
Brown, Melrose, Myers and Treat
sometime late tonight. There is
some controversy as to whether the
women will force the men out or
hold them as hostages. The Speak
er for Women’s Rights will make a
statement this evening at 6 p.m. out
side the Landslide office.
The Lib will continue their strike
at full force until they get what they
want. A statement has been taped to
the rear view mirror of Dr. Fiendly’s
chartreuse Edsel. Demands include a
Department of Women’s Study, a
declaration declaring May 16 as a
school holiday in honor of women,
and the appointment of Betty Folley
as Chief of Women. (Mrs. Folley is
known for her book The Red Ridge
Parkway Through A Woman’s Eyes).
Senate Holds Red Tape Review
by John McX
The Senate convened for its third
meeting of the year on March 30.
The meeting was called from dis
order by SAG President Danny
Rage. He noted that only two sen
ators were present and attributed
the 100% increase in attendance to
the fact that convocation cards were
being accepted.
Senator Barbara Whiz-nutt moved
that the senate approve a bill to
free the study body from the power
of the administration, subject to Dr.
Fiendly’s approval, of course. A
vote was taken and the proposal
was defeated.
The senate was then asked to
consider a resolution which would
allow women open hours and visita
tion rights for all students. The sen
ate postponed the motion to a later
date.
President Rage then asked the
senate to consider a bill doing away
with the anti-liquor law on campus.
After a snort debate there was a
vote and the resolution was defeat
ed.
The senate was then asked to
consider whether the new handbook
should have a red or blue cover.
After three hours of furious debate
the senate decided on a half red,
half blue cover with a purple pin
stripe.
Senator Billed Lately asked that
President Rage adjourn the meeting
as there was a football game on at
9:00 p.m. The motion was passed
and the meeting adjourned.
President Rage was quoted as
saying, “Gee, that’s groovy, man!”
Honor Role, 1971 *
This certifies that the following, for various and sundry reasons, stated
below, have acquitted themselves well and are hereby awarded some space
on this page of the newspaper.
Little Ruthie Gelderstedt gets the coveted Vocalist- of the
Year Award.
Bob Abbott gets the Snoopy Happy Hopper Award.
John McNutt (our man at MHC) retires the Anti-Trust
Challenge Cup.
Karen Cummings walks off with the Arthur Whiteside Pol
lution Award for her dying efforts.
The Traffic Police. . .well, what else but the Rin-Tin Pen
Award.
Peery’s Public Opinion Political Science Class (P.P.O.P.S.)
gets the ‘‘Better Read Than Dead” Award.
Of course the Jolleys take top honors for the Trippers of
the Year Award.
The Reignmaker Award goes to none other than Dr. Bent
ley.
Each senator gets the "/ Wish I Were There” Award.
Hayes Goodrum wins the Mouth of the South Award.
Terry Kuykendall wins the Who’s Minding the Mint Award.
Mr. Walter P. Smith is awarded the Noble Appease Prize.
The Library Staff wins the Library of Commerce Award.
Last (and maybe even least) the Laurel gets the Avis
Ribbon.
* (not necessarily in any order or other stuff.)