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13.20 DECEMBEJl 13, 1^74 I iqXJi CQT.TiEfiE HTLI,TOg at most an cam* en any- t waste ing to se pro- tudents it out' ur min' Those ,s Myers ,c, which . alarn ''e to h® ) a masS a fit® >ut. soun"^ have heit or ve a vs Marrj^ ments^ the fal tereste 4 nts rs, rs .act Jan® Associ' fa" oi ar« Studeh at 689' I TBA^ IIM MI E« Gl^ livb BAKER'S FRYING PAN by JIM BAKER back to norble 1 heard through the grapevine (from an old wine) that my l^st column, on apa- really got to ®oine people. Chuck Wontogomery, for in stance, got so irri tated that he tried organize a rally to burn me in effigy. ^ didn't work out, though; only three Poopie showed up, and one would volun- to be the dummy. °ving right along... you ever get the that living in a Sts Hill College otmitory is just a ^ttie better than tying to live in post office box? oiae things about ^°tn»itory "life" are ^saliy first class tying Pan material. Take. th for example, I© w Great American ots Super Realistic Drill, held one 9ht a couple of Q ^ to make sure no fuh miss such a 2 '■ ovent to have at » the R.A.'s on tob ^loor went a- ^^«id at 2:55 to tell ij^^tyone to get jsady. 1 understand, simulate the events in a 1^' in which any te 60, blaze is tred to give a minute notice it ignites. So we were - all and ready for ^'^tprise fire • Imagine our dismay, then, when our fire alarm was pulled. We expected a loud "dong - dong dong." What we got was a soft "ppfffft." But, never fear! Our ingenius R.A.'s took the initiative and started running all up and down the hall yelling, "HEYl Dong- Dong, y'all!!! Dong- Dong, I say!" A finer bunch of ding-a-lings you've never seen. They did their job well - every resident of Myers got out in record time without as much as a 2nd de gree heat rash. It sure was cold out there at 3 a.m. though; so after a few minutes we all decided to commit mass suicide and rush back into the "burn ing" building. And no amount of dong-dongs could get us back at. Pranks are hard to, live with in dorms, too. The old bucket- of- water-against-the door thing is bad enough, but when 'they start jamming your door shut so you can't get out, things get bad. I heard of one case last year when a guy was found in Brown who had been trapped in his room since 1944. The first thing he asked was, "Is the war over?" His rescuers told him then he was presented with a bill of $280,346.92 from the traffic office for an overdue ticket. He went back in his room and locked the door. Another popular prank is to put shav ing cream on the phone receiver and then call that phone, so when someone an swers they get an ear full of shaving craam. That happened to me THE GOOD. once.... except when I put the phone next to my ear, I heard a fe male voice singing something about Noxe- ma. I couldn't be sure, but it sounded like Joe Namath in the background. Rats are a problem in Spillman Some guys are getting pretty good at shoot ing them, but there's a danger involved. The rats are so big, you have to kill the.m if you can with the: first shot (no eas}/ feat) .' They charge when wounded. And the drink machines!! Who says gambling is illegal at MHC? You put money in a drink machine in Myers and it's anybody's guess what will happen. The C in RC doesn't stand for Crown, it stands for Crook. Continuing to move... just for the record. Dr. Lenburg, all Dorbrianshave pointed heads and flat feet. I leave with this reminder to all stu dents : the Student Affairs Council wants to make clear that it is not what its name implies. Thank you. the bad. Vocal ensemble Sus I The an George Mars Hill Col- uAl* K V ^ *1^5 vocal Ensemble asked to ap- featured en- ^hg ^hitient during ^ Tiristmas season *^i'eat Smokies Ng in Asheville. ^®®^le is a sdb- of students Mars Hill *Thoir ,direct- y Joel Stegall, who have been chosen to perform for this particular engagement The director for the Ensemble, Elaine Henderson,is also one of the two student conductors for the Tpuring Choir. Performances were given on Wednesday nights, December 4.11 and 18, at 6:30,7:30, and 8:30 each night. The Ensemble sang in the main lobby and also in the dining room. Aunt Minnie's Wisdom. Their program of music for the Christmas season in cludes such favorites as "The Christmas Song" (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) by Mel Torme, and the "Alfred Burt Carols," as well as "Three Spanish Carcb" and "The Shepard's Carol" by William Billings. 'AND THE AWFUL Good news for movie lovers! The movie passes will be sold again next term for the same price$10.50. As an added bonus, if you are here in Jan uary you can buy your pass then and use it for both the mini term and the Spring term. The Mars Hill Academy of the Per- foiming Arts("gruben excluded") is pleased to make the following film awards for films that have played Mars Hill. (This unkown committee is composed of members who are appointed by another unknown committee,all of the members of which are unknown to one another.) The votes are automatic ally tabulated by a computer, recently purchased by mars Hill. This computer is programed to tab ulate votes and to compute the numbers of hamburgers turned in on the specially designed order sheets in the snack bar.It's second function has not been utilized up until this time as the snack bar person nel have not been able to figure out how to get it to flip the hamburgers. Now the last films for this term: The Good; Play It Again, Sam-PG I am partial to Woody Allen. This is him at his best. The Bogart look-alike is sharp. Using the film footage from Casablanca* has a good effect as well. The Last Detail - R Two sailors. Jack Nicholson and Otis Jung, while taking a- nother young sailor to the brig, decide to give him a fling like he has r.never known. Compassionate but humorous. The Bad: Walking Tall-(R) When was the last time you stood up and app lauded in a movie and then threw up? Buford was scheduled to star in a sequel but was killed in a car wreck. For Pete's Sake - PG Fair comedy in which Barbara Streissand will do anything to help her cab driving husband. If you like Streissand, you will like this movie. uptown Saturday Night (PG) Black Comedy. Directed by Sidney Poitier. He is also in it along wiht Harry Belafonte and Bill Cosby. Stblen lottery ticket worth $50,000. Lots of fun. The Awful; Fear is the Key (PG) Unbelievable plot. Barry NeWman(a biggy) searching for a plane with 8 million doll ars aboard, (it is underv.'ater.) One critic said. Fear is not the key to enjoy ing this film- Suzy Kendall in her bath ing suit is. GOOD LOCK 0(1 yoo! EIAMG FBEE Sim BIEM EllMS BEING
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