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. Senior Wills NCSSM I, Charlene Ahn, being abnormal of mind and malnourished in body, do bequeath the following to the following: My wonderful teachers— strange e-mail messages; Donna— un baccaron; Honor— advice; Fred— rides from Jordan; Peaches— smiles and hugs; Joycie— astro; Anne— chess sneezes; Josh— a decent reading list; Dougie— pokes and State Quiz Bowl; Garrett— oboe concertos and luck with shampoo; Kathy-bud— our office in Watts, analytic/elegant solutions, harvard!, and kolena-in-a-jar.” Harvard I, Robert Anderson, being of a body but no mind do hearby bequeath the following to the Class of 1995. To Paul: all them levels. To April: a piece of ice. To Corey & Katie: a tide to Duke. To Aaron: a clue. To Owen: a silent room without e. Sarah, Meredith: a level II. Anna: those rides home. Meridyth: height. Derek: all the Ramones stickers in the world. Kevin: another fun year at NCSSM. Jon & Ryan: new binoculars. Jody: more hugs. Vijay: an apple to shine. Elizabeth: all of those things I should have said. The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill I, (Phillip Ashley), being of considerably large body do hereby leave the following things to lowly juniors:*all juniors and upcoming sophmores an economy size purchase of Toilet paper for, well you know what for*to Dufus the ability to rid your senior year of a bad nickname’to James Wallace the ability to testify at no less than a third of all judicial and all principal hearings*to S-E-T-H several, full, glass recycling bins*to Diana some dry clothes and sunflowers*to Shory-Bighead Ted’s Shower*to Andy White the knowledge Swink and Bobby won’t be here next year I, Corye Barbour, being of open mind and caffeinated body bequeath to Ben-(senior)sisterly love. Jay- ditto—and your missing piece, Cory Bar-your name, Janet & Lisa-a vibrating couch o’ love, Janet-empathy and a shoulder (and dark, curly hair), Lisa-individuality (we don’t look alike) and the guts to be funny, Tyrell-neat-o juniors and Smith, Lee-Sara Lee, Glen-Ihe ability to relax, Imani-my room, loft, carpet, DAship, Fractals, Sci o’Mind Nikki-Butter ‘n’ Cinnamon, 2BealI-a clean hall” UNC I leave rock to Jay, Cory, Sara, Anne, Kevin, Janet, Danielle, Mike, Clark, Reagan, Nathan, Katie, Glen, Tory, Rusty, Allison, Carl, Alice, david. Honor, Carlie, Brian, Chad, Scott, and Hao. (Patricia Bennett) Reed Scott is leaving this stuff:“to ram, norbit and a nickel; to richie, your grandmother’s wit and jhoooooouh; to mark, the number four and some poo-poo; to mike, an english copy atxl living with ram; to derek, physics help and Rocky songs; to doof, a clapper and mrs. mccoy; to ben,COFFEE and the bosstones; to tim and john, our hall t-shirt; to sara b., some friends for next year, to sara f., your calculus group; to poindexter’s, every cent i own. bye everybody.” johns hopkins u. I, T. Kaleb Blake do bequeath... to Mike - Goldfish and good music; Daryl - Chunks attd northern schools; Will - cheesecake and apologies for impatience; Amattda - a Junior to replace me, a cool roomie, and the greatest senior year, AK - my couch, a college worthy of you, optimism, 6 am mornings, a relaxed 2nd semester and a new older brother. Woo! Woo!; Amy - Friday nights, a bite on the nose, dandelions, and... the rest of our lives. Cornell 1, Jenna Brown, being of a sound body and mind, do fiCTeby bequeath the the following: To my juniors, I give charge of the up-coming juniors. I’rotect them and love them as we have done for you. I give you our most beloved teachers and staff. Cherish them and gain as much wisdom from them as possible. I give you out senior status. Live it to the fullest (without breaking rules). It’s all you have left. Lastly, I give you my love. I will never foiget you! Guilford I, Ashley Bryan, leave to the following: Jermiah - better pick up lines; Heather - someone to follow around; Nick - Kerry; Melvin - a less feminine voice; Craig - jailbait; Everybody - my underwear. UNC-CH I, Ian B. Buchanan, being of sound body, leave the following to some nappy juniors. To Michael Crawford, I leave my share of the power and prestige of the Five Important Seniors, as well as one of my Dad’s autographed first edition copies of Mein Kampf. To Scott and Delvin, I leave a hall full of wap juniors and seniors. To Tory, Dana and Dara, I leave the old crotch rocket himself.” DAVIDSON COLLEGE I, Maia Carter, being of sound mind and body leave to Dara-healthy knees and trackmeets, your boyfriend, a case of Dr. Pepper, cross-country, and a smile. To Dana, Ami, Julie, Tanisha, Tory, and Cat- 1st E, to Cat-my checksheet (thanks!). To Anne, ElizabetK Dana, Brian and Hank- endless circles, to Allison-hopefully a single and a worry-free year. To Tory-Pearl Jam and stale or leftover anything” University of Richmond So, I dislike doing this, but., tyrell—the darling psychotic of 2nd Beall—a spot at Brown in 1995. melanie—many cans of ravioli and tomato soup... michelle—the thing she values most... emily—five bats of happiness at night by the biopond, karen andjaime—many nights of raucous fun! melinda—European History Forever! Sorry that there were so many people I could not recognize, but you know that I care. I hope! See ya, chicks. Brown University I, Shelby Renee Cave, being of rarely sound body and mind do hereby bequeath: to my beloved roommate, Amarinthia Elliott, the oak tree and my bottle of black fingernail polish...; to Daniel A. Marks the strangest friendship I have ever experienced; to Stockton Butler all the stripes of the rainbow; to Fred Wang some super glue—; to Shultz DeStephens the secrets of the balcony; to Katie Roscoe all the NIN she needs to survive her senoir year, to Jessica Schaffer love and hope for understanding, and to Alice Lincoln the honor of being the Hall Bard. The University of Arizona in Tuscon I (April Chastain), leave Matty -big dog & COFFEE, Rebecca & Jennifer that big scary beaver, Sara mac & cheese, Maggie a naked mole-rat, Ed a flat cat, Michelle a hair-ball free room, Arthur the road?, Orris hot goopy sex, Kelly a belly button ring, Cheryl punky feet, Amy all the boys in the world, Lee a purple gummy bear, Kim a new bra, Sharon succubus powers, Colby orange hair. state i, (monica chew), do bequeath remaining intangibles to the following people: janette: bukugoodloving (calculus?), a yeatsupply of irrint-flavored aprophylactics, and rhymedpoetry :) megan: lewd looks and urrexpected buttgrabs :) challe: three-way kisses and itmurtrerable cuddlepuddles. you are, and will remain, my heart’s darling, brad: bagels and eternal good will to add to your irrfinitecourage thu: at least aleph_one! long walks and rrraxint of the universe worth of my love, i will miss you most intensely — “thanks” will never express my gratitude for your friendship this year and last I, Marisa Kim Clayton, being a hot mama, do give the following stuff to some juniors: sara, lots of sleep; owen, my knowledge of adding and subtracting; emily, country songs; celeste, my uterus and burliness; beth, my room and toothbrushes; lejla, all the bosnian cookies i ever borrowed, carlie, bootie for yer butt ‘cause yer :) bootiftil; courtney, the position of mountain sister; jason, my french vocabulary; chad, KXJcrazyspadexbellbottons; hao, poop; dark, a symmetrical smile; honor, all the inner beauty shining inside. Emory I, Joel James Colon, being of a solitary set of mind and body, do generously bequeth to the class of 95. To Linh all the comforts of 4E and the rock-sand of the volleyball court; to my little brotherfif accepted) I leave two years worth of completed homework and two of forced labor; to all close friends I leave my best wishes and memories; and finally, to Joe I leave the gilded pool stick and my incredible perfection.” Word Of Life, NY I, Lee Coltrane, being sound of nind, and light of body; but being unable to hear tnyself think, or to see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed, do hereby leave the following items in n^ wake: To Dom and Bryan I leave all THE KEYS and the rooms which they unlock. To Caroline I leave a barrel of sanity and a bushel of bus tickets to NCSU. To PFM I leave 75 tons of sea squirt excriment as they have bestowed me with so much. And fittally. To Ken Home, I leave 1(X),0(X) copies of ny driving record, 50 notes from my parents, and a heavy- duty chip extractor. NCSU I, (Kelly Corcoran), leave to: Maggie: my feet, accent, RD104 Cheryl: long talks, advice Amy: a roomate as awesome as me Lydia: high fives at Ashley’s Ashley: There’s a patty over here! Meg: moitorship van, out driver Heather my party dance Nick: clay hands, trading cards, dry pants (Tuis: a touchless tickle Ben: alongstorywithoutabreath Jonah: Busfoam Man, glass light pieces Rebecca: broken phone Marty: dangerous bike rides Sarah: a back handspring, logical cheerleading Smichelle: Smelly April: more adventures, big white flower bush Eileen: clock dances, Duke, a rave Justin: Mr. Rugged I will be attending Wake Forest University. I, Meg Crocker, being convinced that sleep is bad, do bequeath: to craig, my mentorship; to dr. kolena, ayn rand; to frau honor; to honor, frau; to Kathy, caltech; to jason, his hat; to Caroline, the floor, to dougie, stress; to chrissy, the eighth grade i never used; to josh, senior prom; to 1st heall, juniors, take care of them; to garrett, the khama sutra; and to joycie, stud cutters. everyone mine>.” caltech We, graduating seniors of the class of 1994, do hereby leave all our earthly possessions, fantasies, and unfulfilled dreams to the only ‘senior’ in the junior class, Robert Sterling Perkinson. Among these sacred items, you will find KATHLEEN & MARGARET, a B-minus in French, a 12th string for your guitar, the sbt cookies Lentz ate, the U.S.S. Monarch, fine Navy stories, cheap greasy seafood, another McDonalds/Gas Station for Sanford, an extra bed at Carolina, some kind of work-ethic, a future in college, an audience for Apollo Night, some JUNIOR friends (next year), another dale with the heavyweight, fans for all your songs, fellow W.A.S.P. members to share indepth conversations, a clean room, a harmonica with a leash (so it doesn’t run away), Ellie to pick up some more Greensboro girls, a new style of shoes, a fun time leading theno- drugs- no- alcohol- no- sex- no- fun- no-l ife hall, future confrontations with the family (A.K.A. the amoeba of love), and a close encounter with Woody G. We love, adore, and admire you Sterling ‘Mac-Daddy-G-Money-Smooth-Daddy-KooT Perkinson. (Lentz Brewer - Wofford, Sam Lada- UNC, Brock Morgan-Warren Wilson, Ted Beckman-NCSU, Gibson McCall - UNC) i aaron cruse leave the unsuspecting future residents of hunt 350 a surprise, to be discovered on either an artificially hot or a cold evening after check; when you wonder where it came fromto micfaeal and carl, imny hours of Ishtar, and the synchronized sex of Delicatessan-and the cello plays on to the box spring mooooooooooo.also my entire collection of elvis parephenalia.” college? I, michelle Crutchfield, leave chips and salsa, crisis #1, and best friendship to rebecca; secret messages and stars to dawn rae; irtdiy, irtchy ants, the green room, and a big kiss to sharonl wet love and a big hug to my man little ryan; dancing to fire alarms to Chris; memories of whyche’s good old days to arthur and aaron; yeartech to marty; micael bullock to april; a big buttered biscuit to ed, geoff, and colby; a legacy to ID; and to all my hallmates, the quote board, laughter, memories, and a very special place in heart Chapel Hill I, Ted Darby, being of feeble mind and epileptic body, do hereby bequeth the following; GappJ- Joy; CUK- Happiness; LD- Self-control; LJ- Reality; DJ- Strategy; PH- Patience; 2Bjuniors- The Threepeal; CJ, DJ, CJK- Westwood; Sandy- A New Crew; LA- Breadcrumbs; HD- Peace; ASE- Floosy floutists; BA- A Pep Band Bass Section; PK- Great Cosmic Powers; FM and WV- The Best Section; TF- Tact; HC- HeightKJ- Email Innuendos; AJS- Age and Admittance; Saiiors- Nothing (You’d better not be here.) and SE- Nothing as well, for I hope I’ve already given you everything.” NCSU I, Selena Dewitya, would like to leave a few things to dte following people: to First Beall, hall activities; Reagen, my admiration and a memorable senior year, Amanda, a great college experience; Katrina, a hall pass; the soccer team, a sprint with the ball, left foot only, blindfolded, backwards.. with a chaser, Lisa, an awesome senior year, Eileen, this song, no the other one; and to Patrick a public fight and whatever happens. The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill I, Michael Drew, being of sound mind and great form do bequeadi the following; Chris- a keg and a trip to Duke, Jeremy- SEX, Hank- lOlbs. plastique, Geeta- “Score, Score”, Tommy- a real sport, Swink-150 point lead, James- a date with Mint, Jeremiah- the juniors, Steph- “The WOMAN”, Julie- Revco, daisies, and tutti- fruitti, Amanda- True Colors, Jason- the Master Plan, Scott- Hopkins women. Ram- a surreal scimitar, and Kerry- a big hunk of cheeze, french fries, and my love. Duke I, Anne Drum, do leave the following: Janette- all the Superchunk CDs & the fattest room on campus; Amanda G.- a place to sleep at L-R; Clark- the joys of S.O.; Ofri- Keep 2nd Hill East close to each other, Carl- 51b. of sugar, Amy W- a bib & many trips to N.Iredell; Nancy- someone who appreciates your stories; Ainy H- smooth skin & someone who will eat anything; Kim C-a cool Physics partner; Dan S- ein Eichhoemdien; & Adrian- an ODU jersey and anything else I can give.” Lenior-Rhyne College I, Kendra Lynnette Eades, of sharper mind than body, leave the following as I go to Vanderbilt; to Amy, Lydia, and Jennifer—air fiddle and duster, to Stacy—a vax account to use often next year and directions to Long Island; to Tory—the awesomest loft on campus, a roommate as cool as she, and Kolena; and to Josh I leave everything else, iiKluding pinky-pinky-ring-pinky-pinky atxl 1/12 of Timber Creek Wood Products. I, body and mind, being of a derek easley, leave some things: Third East - DOGHEAD. Cory - Couch! Teats. Janet - Perfect friendship. Self confideiKe. A sledge hammer for self destructive waUs. Karen - Daisies. Thoughts of 'brother. Eileen- Sheep bites. Missed oportunities. A friend. Qaudette - Shoes to wear to 'Schindler’s List Marci - Fairies, tissue, a shoulder. Jay - The caucasion world. Encompassing hugs. Lisa- Moo, moo. Dandilions. A nose bite. Celeste - Thoughts of me. My thought’s of you. UNC-CH 1, Sandy ElBayadi, Being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave the foUowng to the class of 1995: To Data, all the Dr. Peppers and Snickers in the world. To Paul, Data, (you two be good...) To Heather, a big blue hat that goes out in one great sweep to the side (swoosh!!). To Dancy, all of my love and best wishes. To Daymon, happiness...(and some sleep). To Nikki, ‘Galileo’. And to Esther, straight A’s and a full Scholarship to Harvard!!!” UNC-Chapel HUI I, Joe Curtis Farr HI, do hereby bequeath the following items to the seniors: to Jamaal H., a lead pipe; to
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