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MAY 1997 Pages Last Wills and Testaments I, of sound mind arid Sody, do fiereBij leave... i, reece alien, of poetic mind and smoker’s body, bequeath the following to the cool s&mers. athena - my optimism, brian - snaps and a bustier, jesse - a head rubber, talley - a pitcher of coffee, julie - a majick word, phil - women, amber-a bull, audrey-aguy. harold - a musical, smiley and anna - a burning inSense groupie, little josh - hand cuffs. seth - the power to be yourself, honesty, love, and felecia. the pitt - my heart, my love. I, Neil Ansley, possessing mind and body of question able content (and therefore subject to editing) leave the following people/inanimate objects the following stuff: Josh Smith: John Carr and a couple of 40’s. John Carr: Josh Smith and a cmcifix. Chethan Pandarinath: the re- sponsibilides, priveleges, and investitures associated with the title of Lord Head Chief Sax God and all related of fices. Harrison Lord: the phone number of that waitress at the Waffle House. Josh Betthauser: a revolver with one bullet. All other generic juniors: have a nice senior year.. I, Zack Armfield, being of sound mind (ha!) and body, bequeath the following: to Andrew, I leave some much- deserved rest without the light on; to Pepper, my mantle; to Jordan, a full metal jacket; to Mike, a broken sword and a wad of tobacco; to Whimey, a 7.23 pound squirrel; to Elizabeth, some spice and an eggplant; to Christiane, some sugar, a deck of cards, a glass of wine, and a memory of Hampstead. I, Akua Asare, take the good times across watts lawn, and on to bigger and brighter places, i leave Cooke and Meshia the hall, and Bell’s Angels akyinele. RL, keep smiling:). SM, DS-always maintain. AC, homework? who cares?! BP, see you at dillard’s. RM, thanks for ironing my graduation gown. MR, you can still use my computer, it’s been real, it’s been fun. now i’m done. I, Jeremy Ashton, being of not-so-sound mind and body, hereby bequeath to my boys on 1st Hunt the best hall on campus, to the future occupants of Hunt 116 my hubcap collection and Jolt Cola bottle, to Darrell one jar of pea nut butter, to Mandrill a roof to raise, to Chu mailroom work service, to Derek an ear of KoRn, and to Corey my patented swing and a pound of Skittles. I, Sam Assaf, do bequeath the following: Jenny Hutchinson - my tape and a quarter; Jennifer Li - com mon sense: Jesse - a cheesecake tmek; Smiley - non tone- deaf friends; Tallicent - sleep; Ms Moorman - pink fla mingos; Gail Hudson - a free moment; Bobby and Tim - a sailboat and a smile; 2nd Beall - the right to be as loud as you want; and finally the Stallion - mea impudica cupiditas. I, Ryan Avett, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave: Rying apples, and other juggled items to Dave, The Hall to Josh and Sachin, Special K to Jason, and northern Italy and the deed to the wall to Stephanie. i, elizabeth bagley, leave to the junior rocky freaks: many lucky underwear runs to come, to tina: 9th st., mad hat ters, shopping carts, fishnets, the test, the subjects, the bridge, snakes, a leopard print cigarette, a million road trips, and Simon hair, i love you baby! liz: happiness and a cup of coffee, brian: my rider’s crop, ben: a big wad of spit brianna: screaming broccoli, monique; the man of your dreams. IE: much food. I, Maya Bhat being joyously graduated, leave to the fol lowing: Sammy 'L .self-confidence and space on the cooler; William, weeknight visits and fun; Brittany, pa tience and our open door, Amita, Chetan, all my first beall girls, a great senior year. Erica, faith in your dreams; Alison and Christiane, my love and spirit to follow you to California. My First Beall Seniors, all our memories, good and bad. no regrets. I love you and will miss you all. i, seema bhotika, the. little Indian, leave to aerobics.pushupsandbuttcrunches/ edward.coolroomdecor/jay.latinsuccess/sarah.the dukegame/ saber.icecreamandcake/ oriaandcarol.bqf/ thehall.housekeepingdances/harold.anicechcst/ theindiandancers.agoodmcmory/jesse.thestatefair/ stevev.brownskin/Iiz.thebusridehome/ myteachers.respectandgraditude I, Cheri Bonies, of questionable mind and somewhat spastic body do hereby leave tire following: to Genius, late nights of laughing at absolutely nothing, to Pork, the ability to move our legs fast and not go anywhere, to Steve, statistics drawings, to Leif, a big spiiiinnnn, and to the juniors of 2B, the aura of the majestic... FRCKJ!! I, Peter Boyd-Bowman, leave the following to: Jennifer - questions, answers, feelings’, Jene - medium rare horse meat; Ashley - thanks; Briana - love; Pepper - drama and eternal friendship; Kevin - 4th West; Josh - anything, anytime, anywhere; Dorn - whop jokes; TYiplets - rac- quetball lessons; Dr. Barber - AN ATTITUDE; Marlene - eternal absences; Branson, Mrs. Moorman, Dr. Bartko, Clayton, and Dr. Nanney - thanks; Betty - warm hugs; Angela - a tear; Chip - laughter and secret jokes; WEST HOUSE - memories and friendship; S&M - Hugs and Kisses. Here is the last will and testimony of Josh Breedlove: Being of unsane mind and battered body give my last will and testimony. To: friends from reynolds—the fish pond: many nights of love and laughter shared, friends of 2B— memories: Love and Friendship are bonds that can never be broken. To Vallere I leave the one thing I have cheerished life more than anything else...nature. TO think of the things we have had togedier all the jokes, laughter, the fun, and all of the love. Godspeed. I, Margaret Linn Brewer, leave: Peter - Celica, some hot chocolate, and a watch; Dietrich - good taste in classical music and michaelcraig parties; Warren - my appetite; G.O. 97 - Aimee Ray’s wardrobe, defaced school ban ners, and stolen pf’s; the girls - on-hall behavior, dawgs, questionable nicknames, babies that went home, and memories of remembering nothing at the beach. I, Stephanie Marion Briggs leave to: Neda— marriage to Superman, Songburst; Kelly— weightroom man; Lauren— landmarks; Ashley— no categories; Catherine— running, confidence, observantness; Robin/ Henry— state fair, Heidi— haircuts; Krista— collage- shredding memories; Tree—exterminators; K/L—6am Bmeggers trips; A/L— truth or dare; Erinn— my spin; Amjta— Jai^rudevaom; Sara— skulls; Anna— jour nals; Shadab—those class commitment points; Alton— sedateness; Jay— slack mall trips; Darice— printing crises; Seema/K—buttcrunches: Cheri/L— Discovery Place; Paul— clipart; Whitney— religious debates. Byron, because you stayed out the gang. Keeping your head through this gaiiK, Constant among people we need not name, I leave you Hill to do yo’ thing. Case Brown I, Sarah Brown, leave: Jane - luck, happiness; Jenna - 10pm chats, digits; Amy - magic potions, continuing evolution; Silka - love, slackness, my notebooks; Jeremy Davis - respect, admiration, cake; PD - long shorts; J9 - TO" hotties, ids; Sara - TTie Rock, tollerant roomie, memories; Softball team - “Do it for the TReAt^, la dies!’’; 2D, ME, MW, JK - MAAADDD PLAY; Jacq - clubs, drinks, treats; Shavon, Mary Beth - real men who care!: *to all of these I leave my friendship and my love!!!!!!!! i, amy elizabeth brushwood, leave the following; Stacey—unnecessary chocolate; sarah—miller tests; amber—ricardo; beaichgiris—sun, sand, and one more week; manali—doggs, miami, tue^ys, buses, recogniz ing "the one”; ellie—running, my groovin; Stephanie— controlled tongues, roommates; marcia—prom dresses, mind reading; margaret—on-hall behavior, good music, beach summers; 2b turned 2d (with mle)-—a place in athens, my thanks for everything, all my love, i’ll miss you guys. I, Byron Bryant, being of sound mind and body, leave to sergio a fridge full of chasers, jen the crown to Spanish queenship, ‘rice and jr. slack senior schedules and the legacy of the new fay, agents (XX), (X)2, & 008 the SecreTs of cotAngenCY, and to carrie my love, soul, and heart. I, Neda Burapavong, leave the following to: Stephie-an Appalachian Summer, umbro t-shirt, Asian babies; Darice-observatory picture, furry wildlife, vivarin for class; Lis/Cheri-MY room, late night charades; Lis/Jon- Phoebe, inflataUe astronauts; Patty*aren-’Tme Colors,” more calculus and physics; Ellie-our cat, a roommate forever, Jenine-King of the Hill; Jay-discussions, ban ishment; Phil-my clogs; Ashley Forde-mathcad man; Manali-aerobics coordination; Liz Deans-layouts; mentorship van-movie trip, bricks. i, tree callbway, of spontaneous mind and body, leave lauren a goody bag, Catherine a pair of tailored cups, robin picnics and post-its, and abundant gravity to ashley. to Stephanie: the ab workout (sadist), to kelly: CALC! and chapstick. Tartars to kri.sta and religion for heidi. to erinn i leave ultimate games, 1-11-97 to amita (ask me), and slackness to dave. to sam i leave silly putty. Spaghetti, tuesd^s, my heart and ail the test. I, Carey Campbell, of tired soul and decaffeinated body, leave to:.3BL—Coke, Jackson Five CD; J9—15 sec cheer; Britt/Marla—diva snap; Christina—’’nobody knows...”; Rukiya—my best Susan impression; Margo— my metalxrlism (and a Milky Way); James—a pedestal to stand on; Amanda—the bird, ‘slight!, FRIENDSHIP, Days update; Sarah—Doritos...up your b*’*’*!; Rekha— that look. Mad Dr. K, taulghin’; Alysun that is sho funny, messes. Hah!, and Marie Claire; Phil—my life, my love, and Reese’s peanut butter cups—Kare- Marcus Carden: the role call: 1st hill (salad bowl and other accessories); hunt (toss away!); 2nd hill (personal handicapped shower equipped with its own dancin’ banana); coach myles (attitude check!); dominique (women); sachin (pt); nick (layup); ary and Chris (ups); josh, jackson, aaron, justin (garthbader, GlonnS., dukejivetalker, “that guy”); manuel (my head); other pals (my life size action photo of marcus tunstall); ncssm (my personal copy of “a guide to classical elevator music” by yuraf r. tunoker) tell the nomeys aight then! I, Loria Caulder, leave the fol lowing: Leslie-junk for your trunk “don’t make me show myself’; Liz H.-a promise that I’ll be nice sometime, a vertical; Liz D.-a tan, fingerpaint, hopefully the Hickory Y; Carol-all those nights talking trash, BtjF; Sabra-butt dances, “let me see you touch the ground”,mac&cheese, nutrigrain bars; Seema-George Clooney nights, my ttash movies, a new roommate; Jen- a work in progress sign; Rekha-winks across the room, dookie love, I love you baby; Haroid-a pom flic; Jerrod- a new partner in AChem; Sai^ W.-all the soccer skills I never had; Pepper-some VB skills; MC-ifs your loss baby. “Sanity is the Playground for the Unimaginative,” and I, Hyonmi Choe being slightly imaginative leave these items: Valerie- late night talks in MY room; Kimmie- pom poms and megaphones; Celeste- popcorn and “poopy” nights; Nancy- hours of talking instetd of study ing — wait, what’s studying?; Larissa- pop-ice, music to interpretive dance to, and secret nights in Calvin’s closet :) ; Alena- water balloons; Don- towels; Angela and MaryBeth- college guys (p.s. it’s my turn!) I, Amy Choi, do bequeath to: Amber - the Dassani twins; Kimi squared - Yah!; Qiana - like, like....an eight-ball; Kathy - dreidels, gilt chocolate, and Leon; Larissa - un diente de mantequilla; Mary - black Peter baylies; An gela - PIMP-STRU l itRl; April - one green eye; Carla - are YOU laughing at ME?; Nancy - Dolphus; Cammie - penis enlargement catalogs; Kenda - a man-eating hot dog; Felipe - dame un cuarto; Lenny - Nitche; Trell - a renewed lease on 4B. C-ya. I’m out, Laura Cifaldi: To 2nd Bryan, we have shared so much. You have been my family, hands to hold and shoulders to cry on. I love you all. To Shilpa, I leave bugs. Amy and Silka, you are the new Mommies. To Jenna, I be queath RLA. Deepti gets silver and boys. Brian Beach, enjoy French Club. To Jeremy Davis, you’ll always be the cake man;) To Brooke and Shelby, thanks for every thing. ABOVE ALL, I CHERISH FRIENDSHIP! I, Stephanie Coggins, leave: Caroline- Duke wall & other related incidents, a prom date, late night B-sessions, DATA; Kesi- crackers, a new Cal teacher, pictures, loud music;); Nali- L’argent de poche, 69 facts; Liz- “pookie”; Lou- a nightlight, RM;); Phil- dot; Phil & Nancy-15 min. Hamlet; Shavon- RMSH; Anne- kneepads; Clara & Tma- phone; 2C- SB free year; Jonathon- JK; Paul- a paper towel; Ryan- “the wall,” Normandie, Berlin, a never-end ing banister, my heart. 1, Alison Cuddy, leave these wonderful things to my people. Justin-tuna subs and midnight showings of Star Wars; Margo-rides to Charlotte and beyond; Carey-un limited supplies of Cheez-Its, peanut butter, and Coke.HA!; Sarah-lots of food; Rekha-my Coolio CD; Ti-a clean T-shirt at Justin’s party; Marty-another sweatshirt; Dot-power of tall women; Dave-a ski trip; Hedgehog-my appetite; Harold-Cadbury eggs and high diving boards; Nora-magazines; Cedra-Bob Marley...We beJaiiunin’. 1, Nancy Damar, on the verge of insanity, leave the fol lowing: Cel - 4AM Firedrill stories that keep getting better...Alena - club research, an alibi for weekends at State; Roommate - Kool-Aid & Boo-Boos; Phil - preppy white boys, orgasmic neck rubs; Flava - the Hotstepper, potato salad moments; Henry - locked doors and an infi nite amount of time to waste; 4BLC - Remember. I’m not only the president. I’m also a client! Freshmakers - Pass me the pumpkin! Calvin Dark—To: Future RLA’s Jeremy Davis and Harold Jennings-My hall. (I will be back to make in actions) To: Mike Mu^hy.Jcrrod Henderson, Josh Sawyer, Dominique Boykin, Kim McCumber, Mandrill Taylor, John Wilkins & James Cox I leave Isaiah 40:30,31. Larissa Rodriguez I leave my Applied Elec tronics Ability. To the Women of the Biology floor I leave my polyester suit and afro wig. I, Catherine Daubert, hereby leave the following: Lauren; Revco shopping sprees; Robin: super plus tampons (dude, man don’t puke on me!); Tree: 4 visits to the bush by the door; Stephanie; my love of religion- don’t fallout! Kelly: half of our brain cell; Heidi; a nauseous boyfriend; Krista; it’s in the cooler! Ashley: Strugglin’ and More Strugglin’ and Irish potatoes in a green mist; Amita: much white Indian earwax; Erinn: 1 boy/week; Sarah: senior slackness; Elizabeth: aerobics and a PFM meal. m. I, Liz Deans, bestow Theo, benthic macroorganisms, what??, any desired trucks; Sara&Ashley, Gei^do pic tures; Clara, hugs for being awesome; Laurel, many bus rides and stories home; Silka, tuned cello; Loria, luck; Harold, stall-ings and DJ fun; Akua, stories, cal-labs, love; April, art class; Heather, mentorship rid^; Jake, math skills; Darice, marathon days: Neda, worryfreeness; SteveM., “real-ness” and smiles; SC&KH, love; Caroline, block of cheese and high-waters; Manali, everlasting friendship, my ear&heait I, Bryan Deaton, of completely free body and mind hereby leave: my Japanese kymono to Charles, my Duke hat to Lakdeep, my peanuts to Deitrich, my protractor to Peter, my cards and poker chip to the 3W lounge, my safety pins to Sabra, and finally my candle and any random thoughts I might have to Botmy. I, Monica Dev, do hereby leave, Christiane, a clean trash can and the Waffle House; Alison, a talk on the stairwell & the hittin’ it shirt; Kirstin, my vote; Sami, good ad vice: Gail, Donna, &Leigh, the schizo; J Li, peroxide; Jenny H., a df jr.; Jesse, elegance; Steve, KoRn, & Deeter, nasty fleas & myn power; Peter & Becca, much stress & even more luck & love; Smita, Manali & Seema, one last dance; Theo, mono & inflammatory editorals; Anne, confrontation skillz; 1st beallers & hill boyz, shaving cream; Erica J, a good fight & then a cry. I’m out. I, Sarah Dickerson, leave NCSSM with free mind and spirit I give tq;Rekha- a mexican lover, skank repellent for dogs hanging out car windows; MK- heavy breath ing at night shrieks in the hall; ADC- “Welcome to the Jungle” at Sam on a pullout couch; CC- a best time on minesweeper, Ox-a sleepless car ride; Tyrone- lysol for latin skunks; Dot- dead cockroach during fire drill; Sabanana- dead plants that never bloomed; AH- burning toast Toye Doggett: To JL and MC much love, sunny days, good music (RoseRoyce and Marvin Gaye); JB I leave Killer Bees and DJ Magic G; Thmst- X-man, kept prom ises; Aaron- aore muscles, family stories (Mommy’sL smiling faces; Smiley- sleepovers, candy bums, chinj- ching; Sleepy- pink jellybeans and tennis balls; L & D- guys that are nice arid intelligent; Ary- a dunking in the pool; Howard- friendship; Joy & Audrey- ballet; Every- one-happiness. I, Betsy Dorsett, being of “prky ” mind and body, hereby leave: to Laurel, my overripe bananas, one purity point and like, some J. Crew shoes!; to Katie, late-night study- chats and Ruby Tuesday’s bread; to the GAG, Shatl^ biscuits and ankle tattoos (remember?); to the G.O. ’97, Myrtle Beach and a million p.f.’s; to Mike, “She’s Al ways a Woman” a million times (actually, could you leave that to me?). 1 Krista Durin do leave: Kelly: Calculus overnights and t reat mental images! Heidi: Cruches and falling out (all inds), late night talks, surveys; Lauren: Dance Parties; Ashley: Posse candy, cooking skills; Stephanie: failin’ out. Nirvana CD; Catherine: leg tweasing; Robin: A real period; Tree: Posse TV shows; Amita: It hyipened To night!! ! Sara: senior slackness; Saul: chours; Soccer: He’s getting it out, you gotta spread’em wide! Loomis: Our talks. Thanks. I love you all! I Angela Drakeford of insane mind and body do hearby bequeth the following: 4B Seniors-the sound of my laugh ter, 4B Juniors-my memory, cause I’m da bomb, Kimi- Whatever Man, Kalila-everything I taught her, Qiana- my retardation, Kim-complete sentences, Hyonmi-col- lege guys, MB-”yes,” you can, Mike-a wortdess senior year, Harrison-time we should have had, Dwayne-a coondangy, Steve-Kimi, CJ-my height, Wo^y-atutude, and Bushie-long midnight talks. i, marcia lane eaddy, leave the following: brian- dishev elled hair; peter- bad grades in latin; brett- goose; tanya- continued on page 4
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