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SBIUIOK WILLS
Dave and Andy: Memories,
best wishes, and most impor
tantly, DDEEEEEZZZZ!!
Adam Lowe, Demetry, Derek
Yuan, Chuck Albert, “Twinkle
Toes” Hammudi, Chelsea, Kat
and SD(Gary): A Nice Warm
Glass. To one Nidhi Thapar:
all my soccer skills (like you
need um.,.), P-Games, P-rides
(all of them), a picnic table,
an open invitation to Conn,
and your very own “O” lid.
Peter: Crazy Persian and a
hopes of finding as many
opportunities to say “score”
as possible. Paul Raff: all my
clothes (1 won’t need them).
Big muscles, a drum track and
pimpness. Mary Chaarles
Mcarthur: 5 raquetball points
and anything you want. And
finally, to all my children: a
father’s love.
1, April Melissa Cash,
being of attention-deficient
mind and buff body, leave Lori
and Sejal mad math skills;
Blair PFM applesauce; Joy
Abercrombie catalogs (for the
articles!); Jackie a glowstick
string; Leslie and Sean ball
room dancing talent; Kyle a
date with Clint; Courtney a
six-pack of rolls, my ward
robe; Jason a double pivot;
Nicole a sexy Italian man, my
driving skills, a “dance” we
won’t forget; Meredith dental
floss. Sprite cans, dance les
sons, my side of the room,
Oxypads, lint brushes, an in
criminating picture, killer the
fish, a place in my heart for
ever; Seth stories, a cute
sweater, walks, a pen (you
know what to do), my abs
(hehe), Jell-0, cookies; Kate
an infamous poster, a deck of
cards, my orange stirstick,
pooh and brown bear (keep an
eye on them!), sweet pickles,
a bag of pizza rolls (for inju
ries), bunchy-butt underwear,
a tampon, sticky boobs, love
and eternal friendship.
i, betty tung, of sound
mind and body, do hereby be
queath the following: pepper
jack-everlasting friendship
and the answer 0; feta-choco
late, chocolate, and kisses for
bunny; brie- “real” dog tags;
gouda-sorry, no mushrooms,
maybe some poppy seeds in
stead?; ricotta-some skills in
being slack; cheesewheel-
vermonsters galore; doug-love
and Oscar wilde; spcncer-a
frisbee to the head; jason-nice
earrings and pretty hair; john-
your matchbox car; oscar the
fish-lots of food and a cure;
room posse-thanks for the
frisbee lessons; vincent-hugs
and future gossip from duke;
clara, jon, and andy-unlimited
games of trivial pursuit but not
the blue piece; emily-tostitos
and dip; kiki-gratitude for
babysitting; nicole and talia-
my room (check behind the
wardrobe ;); former 3B jun-
iors-luck and good times; 3B
juniors-luck and uh, memo
rable times?; future 3B rlas-
luck, first aid kit, and a
psychiatrist; tonya-LOTS of
luck and another good year
I, Jonathan Borjas, be
ing of doubtful mind and weary
body, do hereby bequeath the
following to my roommates
Cam (aka twccdle-dum) and
Bryan (aka THE Evil Mon
key): the tapes of those mid
night conversations; to
Audrey: an engagement ring
and the noises; to Sarah: the
key to the backdoor; to Kate:
the laughs; to Brandon: the
title of Eternal Junior; to Rob:
a promotion to muppeteer; to
Evan: less patience; to Brenn:
Nap time and his questions; to
Davis: a counseling certificate;
to Michael: a blanket, pillow,
and nap; to Jenny: 1.2 yards
of shiny blaek material; to
Khara: the verbal battles; to
Kiki: all the hugs; to Kevin:
“Mr. Poe... Kevin...”; to
Betsy: some respect...; to Nik:
two roommates, so that
there’s always a spare; to Joe:
the right to plead the Fifth; to
Anthony: a set of PFM-ware;
to Nicole: the knowledge on
how to use said PFM-ware.
I, Austin Waters, know
ing that I am not eontain’d
between my hat and boots, be
queath to my friends some
stuff: to Amy, a slack sched
ule; Kristen - ehess; Kate - the
Mother Country, Cosmic
trips; Shanna, Rebecca - abil
ity to transcend space and
time; Betsy - Zoggatiousness;
Justin, Amit - no more chem
istry; Flowe - a Gorbie birth
mark; Vincent - random essay
prompts; Diesel Marks - ten
sors; Shruti - “you kicked my
dog”, more tensors; Sean,
Brockman - the Waffle House;
Benita - online conversations;
Candace - 1st Beall memories;
Sarah Peters - forbidden fruit
(and happiness); Frank - a bul
letproof airplane; Nicole - a
little piece of Maria; Claire -
woo woo woo; Elizabeth -
monkey noises; Travis - cour
age, Ellen - apostleship; Jay,
Tracy - memories of Italy. To
Kiel and Adrian, a senior year
here, and to myself, 1 give the
strength to try to leave mine.
1, Alice Chang, of
crusty body and mind, hereby
bequeath to JANIE: throw-
downs, violating in-room;
LORI: cross-country partner;
BRENT: 2B girls, mpe hours,
being “nice”; KENNETH;
happy smiles; COURTNEY:
my food, mello yello, bottom
bunk, emails-of-the-week,
mocha blasts, honey bunches
of oats, ekpowe kid, more time
with you; SOHAIR: forgive
ness for first time cheating of
fenses, peter ;
APRIL: wheelbarrow, inspec
tions for crust, huh!, gelato,
bargaining skills; JUSTIN; lots
of mandarin; standpartner;
KOUN: abio studying, stupid
boys, food; RITA; times with
forrest&justin rla week, fin
ished cards; FORREST;
“Courtney’s house”, sour patch
kids&jelly belly sours, my
change, ben&jerry’s ice cream
pints, the love of my life
(abio), my hurley sweatshirt,
head rubs and backscratches,
kisses for frowns&hitting you,
handyman, balls of chocolate-
chip-cookie-dough,
huffs&puffs, my cute
butt&everything else with it,
green lettuce, property tattoo,
first move, my books, my
time, my love and spirit now
and forever, wherever we may
be. WRITE ME!
I Forrest Comartos. of
slack body and mind, hereby
bequeath to Brent Hill:
Bernice?, the “Back dat thing
up” dance,mopping all of
ground hill, your cooking pot,
various contraceptives, “ciga
rettes” with Chris on patrol,
and the 2HN tradition; to
Scott Butson: Bernice?, your
blue towel, some lemonade,
your mom’s cookies, cookies
from kofieehaus, and the 2HN
tradition; to Kenneth Gibbs:
the ability to appreciate
“white” music, hostility with
the A-Tcam (the war must
continue), long nights of los
ing at skip-bo, the water bal
loon left in your pillowcase (it
was me), a room without
Hans, lots of extra hou.sckecp-
ing, and “skills with fly Asian
cheerleaders."
I, Erick Daniels, of fi
ery body and tenacious mind
do hereby decree the follow
ing: to the gentlemen of 2nd
East Hunt, 1 leave eternal clean
rooms and immaculate house
keeping (Oh... and to Russell
Stackhouse, Good Job!); to
Bobby Miller, Colin Treibor,
Steven West, Alex Yockey, Joe
Horrell, and Brian
Zimmerman, 1 give thanks for
the memories of a lifetime, a
great Mock Graduation, many
late nights studying Latin, and
many wasted afternoons
throwing Frisbees; to Clayton
the security guard, I leave
great memories of my “flop
ping head”; to the NCSSM
Cross Country Team, I leave
wishes for success, afternoons
of hill-sprints, and many push
ups; to the ladies of 2nd Bryan,
I give thanks for the memo
ries of great times and “Happy
Mondays”; to Anna Grant, I
leave my eternal love and
gratitude, thanks for the won
derful memories of long walks,
great conversations, and “little
kisses”, and best wishes in life.
I, Kate Compton, be
ing of overworked mind and
exhausted body do hereby
leave the following things to
the following people: Shanna-
a roll of duct tape, because ev
erything needs to be fixed at
one time or another; Kate
Calloway- endless physics labs
and my best wishes for next
year; Cindy, Carrie and Susan-
What can I say? It’s been one
hell of a year; Audrey and
Teresa- printer paper and late
night confessions in Central
America; Buckley- prom
dresses and mimi memories,
because those’ll last you a life
time; Clarice- crowns, t-shirts,
Sunday brunches, and a certain
WT; Sarah Peters- the swing,
lollipops, stupid boys and a
bottomless pocket of Kleenex
anytime you need it; and fi
nally Brian- my heart and soul,
but you had those anyway.
I, Alex Cause, being of
sound mind and body, do
hereby leave the following:
To Nick, a ride next year, Mike
G.’s phone number, and all of
the fun we had this year; To
Thomas C., 111-Town repre
sent!; To Jamarl, the battle
that never happened; To
Mitch, some new shirts; To
David Yu, a girl that will stay
with you; To Erin, something
to do next year, stay out of
trouble; To Mela, something
to talk about; To Jayur, some
testosterone; To Justin, all-
nighters for nothing and a
punching bag; To Bunmi, all
of Justin’s food that you can
eat, your ballin’ night clothes,
and a stable relationship; To
Daud, a couple pounds, all the
Optimos that you need, and
all the crazy stuff that we have
done these past two years; To
all those that 1 forgot, there’s
a reason. Peace.
To the following
people I. Lyndy Bleu’, be
queath the following: Justin,
an optimistic lookout on your
future, and my love and fitend-
ship forever, without you I
could not have made it: Lind
say R., some cell phone min
utes; Men, some of my gbgb.;
Ashley H., Justin Timberlak;
Holly H. and Elizabeth, a t.v,
VCR, and a "Veggie Tales Sing-
along"; Lauren C, the UNC
basketball tea; Holly T, a pile
of kuamt and a big ole’ game
cock; Melissa, some jolly
ranchers, and a thanks for lis
tening to all of my sob stories
(1 owe you one); David Y, a
girlfriend, not Molly, a banana,
and twinkle; Courtney, a girls
night out, and the “Friendli
est Person in the Whole
World” award; Suzanne, a gui
tar and cowboy boots for
Texas; Jesse and Jill, a
lightsocket, a night of play
ing 007, a game of Boggle,
movies. Bully’s, Young Life,
and all of the memories
I, Jesse Wilmoth, of
unfocused mind and body, do
hereby leave: Jill - anything
you want. J.J,-luck; my
shrink; lightsocket fun; late
movies. Colin - a real girl
friend, so I don’t have to share
mine. Andy L.- a blow-up doll
of my mother, for the perma
nent collection; the Truth (Ich
bin dein Vati); my autism.
Raff-hairy Russian chicks, the
book of “love.” Lyndy - luck'; t
lots of lovin’ via JJ. Coast
Guard Academy - PJ and a
case of antacids. Nga - a whip.
Alex H.-the titty-twisters I
owe you. Joe - Gold-Bond,
Duke sign-raiding memories.
Indians-my “graduation
present.” Bobby-a pillow for
Calculus 1 next year. Avery,
Jamal-my humor; dunks like
mine. Greg-schweinhund!
Adele-water balloon birth
days. Andy S.-better luck with
the “devil” herself. Lindsay-
luck; all my Miller grades.
Robichaux-all my clever
Catholic jokes; the red, green,
yellow and orange gummy-
bears. Whitney-crack. Josh-
the location of Wall Town’s
supply. . Tamour-the
McDowell legacy
1, Kathy Benedict, do
hereby bequeath to; Ground C-
disturbing late night movies;
Alice-Enrico; Burkcrairplane
refreshments, the devil; Char
ley-Titanic scenes, the devil;
Corn-Mercedes; David-large
amounts of food, space maga
zines; Jonathan-the devil;
Rita-bargain shopping;
Butson-losing one fight, Erin;
Ellen-resistance of
“loopiness”; Emma-Yankee
tolerance & southern pride,
Andrea; Erin-Butson, guys
clothes, dancing, phone
coaching, toys, a good room
mate; Greg-letters, pudding,
duck, swimming in winter;
Jamie-boys just to play with,
stale food, late night levels,
bettas; Jayur-chemistry glass
ware, Nicole; Lauren-6ft of
inflatible fun, sunscreen,
kinder eggs; Marvin-gold
flakes in your stomach, Sarah
M. at NCSU, date-Nov?;
Mike-evil razor; Philip-hill
rolling, 2 Sicilian Specialty, ha
ha games, work service, pud
ding, pepto bismal, sandy wal
let, buffalo wings;
Sarah-circumstance, zipper
sign, a victory against Butson,
sprinklers, safety net; Shan
non-Coke, 80s
music&movies, “Bear”;
Travis-the “fro”, a good Cal
lab partner
1, Sara banner in semi
right mind leave the follow
ing: to katie - your glasses,
duke gardens, late nights, per
sonal hygiene, the balcony,
love; to claire - dudes of might
and magic, the trox and clay-
clay’s class, not being an RLA,
flying monkeys, JCS; to rosic
- a blow torch, next year,
minnesota; to anand - england,
a spare tire, good conversion
where ever you are, no regrets,
an apology . . .; to clarice . a
cup of life, 9th street, MON
KEY!; to andy - a teapot,
someone to clean up after you;
to liz - a cool girl bracelet,
hibitions; to rose - an escape
for next year, an endless sup
ply of milk and sugar, a trip to
duke gardens; to emily - my
boobs; to amy - horizontal ac
celerometers; to kristen - one
free walk back to check; to
kelly - my room, edward.
I, Katie Poulos, being
of sober mind and cracked-out
body do hereby bequeath to:
Shruti-redundancy, stinky
fridges, lots of notes; Claire-
hurricanes, yahtzee, elevators,
truth, the customary two; Sara-
candy, balconies, hibitions,
quitting, escaped convicts, still
learning things, the entire
world, beds, logs, abandoned
buildings,' Alison-statistical
trouble making, your chair ;
Nicole- pecan pie?, sharing
stories (about moms); Clarice-
black-lightning, the balcony;
Emily-mini-term, lots of writ
ing, walks; Steel Magnolias-
red-velvet armadillo cake with
gray-icing; Rose- a room, a
level, locked cds, editing to
your hearts delight, notes
about me; Amy-meeting un
der the tree, protecting
milkshake; Emily W-no tetris;
Kristen-meeting on the swing,
not knowing people (and fix
ing that); Liz-fun in prom
dresses; Anand-not panicking,
walking, visitation; Nigel-oval
park swings, fortune-cookie
fortunes, cool girl; 2c-messi-
ness, trouble, balconies; Sarah
and John-A Friday night, a
hazy picture; COOL GRILS-
wonderfulness, getting to
know you all, woowooness,
lots of plastic jewelry, memo
ries, the charm and beauty we
all possess.
1, Andy Greenberg, be
ing of neither mind nor body
but a rather nice tupperware
collection, do bequeath to:
Chris-an infinite torrent of
DS’s, 30% of the vision in my
right eye. Chuck- some free
orange juice (in Wyche);
Chuck an; Ben- my room with
all its accoutrements, treat her
right (snifO,; Corey- sanity,
one of those stress reliever
balls; Larry- all the answers
and some food, David- the
blessing of the sacred couch, a
lifetime of hanging out at cos
mic; Alex- a map out of the
bush. Carp- a date with Otis
Spunkmeyer, Jon- a lot of
walks back from Bryan and a
bucketful of Buddha-nature,
Clara- some sedatives and a
more sympathetic thing one,
j^udra- a screw (not that kind,
you perv) Betty- some very
cold walks in the snow. Erica -
a nice, sunny totalitarian state,
Julia- an apology, Bria- a pub
lisher for your weekly update,
and to S&M itself- excellence
and longevity, with more good
times for all the students to
come.
I, Josiah Benjamin
Barbour, being of incoherent
mind and varying body, do be
queath the following to those
held dear. To the love of my
life and she who stole my
heart, Nicole Peterson, 1 leave
my undying love and a star to
wish on every night. To
Megan Duncan, a “secret” told
in “confidence.” To Dawn
Pickett, a sunrise on New
Year’s Day, looking over the
ocean. To Rob White, my
gratitude for what you did and
a game with only a small num
ber of people who wish to play.
To Pam Raper, a big hug and a
shoulder to cry on when
needed. To Michael Audish, a
really, really bloody computer
game. To Ildar, an iguana. To
Evan Daniels, an Ildar. To
Michael Grochowski, the
woman whom you never knew
you wanted. To Joe Rittiner, a
birthday
I, Peter Menachem, in
Duke mind and midget body
due hereby bequeath the fol
lowing; Gia, un beso—eres mi
mamita rica siempre. Boys of
3E, My Mojo. Costs Rica
Group, Bebe. Spanish Study
group, “thee” study guide. Old
school 1" Hunt, the good ole
days. P.J., Charley. Paul, a hot
woman. Reid, Anna Wilson.
David, Mall breakups. Char
ley, my swimming pool.
Lauren, Mama Claud's & the
next four years. Rob, Growth
pills. Amisha & Jen, Duke
debt. Ravi, my car—Ken
Horne never found it.
Courtney, van rides. Russ,
Tom, & Mike, a bottle of your
choice and a stripper. Joe, flip-
flops. Kevin, Seafarer
women—they don’t come
better. Nidhi, bum knees.
Statesville (Holly), Cajun
lovin. Aaron, Duke women—
they kept me happy senior
year. Tyrone, a pair of penny
loafers and a country club ac
cent. And finally, Spewbern
(Morgan), the bathtub at
Doubletree and a spot on the
hammock.
I, Aislinn Smith, being
of sound mind (with slightly
tattered nerves) and body,
hereby bequeath the following:
~ To Lattice Brockman, your
own mirror in your wardrobe
and the right to leave your
stuff lying around without
hearing me say anything about
it. ~ To Jesseca Chavis, sin
cere peace of mind. ~ To
Camille Wright, the privilege
of yelling, “PHONE!!!!”
whenever the phone on hall
rings. ~ To my hall, the right
to stand or sit directly in front
of the door and to leave your
junk lying around on hall with
out hearing me fuss about it. ~
To Keisha King, the right to
be apathetic to anything and
anyone stupid. ~ To a certain
special someone, thoughts of
what could have been had cer
tain circumstances been differ
ent. ~ To the Class of 2001, a
sense of purpose, the ability
to use it, and best wishes in all
, you do.
I, Georgy Hall (a.ka.
RoLlEr CoAsTeR), being of
undefined mind and absent
body, hereby bestow the fol
lowing things to the following
people: To Chris Paul - all the
organic vegetables he wants,
Carl - a room without air con
ditioning, Elliot - no quota,
root account, the ETC, check
ers, Monte - the epiphany that
UNIX is better and the real
ization that Star Office is for
punks, Jo - all the chocolate
in the world, with no conse
quences, purple people. Fruits
- HSMS, Mark - lots of jaya
applets, mp3s, and the ability
to always beat me at check
ers, Ms. Craft - globally reeur-
sive Fred sine funetions, SPAM
- moan> SOUND /moan>,
no sex in the UNIX lab, all
the hugs he wants, Raxter -
ubergeschnappt, James -
orgamic chemistry and spas
ticity, and to the inhabitants
of my room next year - cold
showers.
Doug Paletta: Dave:
Mom’s cookies / The Joker /
wonderful indecision; Nicole:
A walk to the rocks / luon /
the bull of the dating institu
tion; Robin; Jr. Siblings / the
knowledge that you are one
of my favorite people; Ellen:
Directions to my room at
UNC; Hunt 422: a couch: Ear
nest: My thanks; Stephanie:
Just remember - DON’T
TRUST BOYS; Alistair: props
for holding onto convictions;
Sweet Temptress: a smile / a
place to crash / a shoulder to
lean on / $50; Ms. Moose: the
copyright to our
interpritation of Tenessee
Williams; John: Oh there is no
b»»»»ing / grilled cheese / In
dian couch / a sweet little devil;
Betsy; Jr. Siblings / my thoughts
on girls / free lodging in Boone;
Erica: the knowledge that men
can run faster than women;
Room Possie; A.D.I.D.A.S. /
frisbee / the rules / ism / road
trip / pact
I, David Childers, be-