the stentorian | ncssm
senior wills
june 2006
I
pretending to sleep, and other
strange habits, for tanning beds,
sunburns, and embarrassing
pictures; Chris Leyton: For
being Super PCC’s, slacking
off, sending e-mails that never
fail to crack me up, peeling the
freckles from our summer skin,
and Cali & NYC. H. Ferg will
miss you; Ramsey Cardwell:
For Gatos, arboles and crazy
stories that always included
driving while “not fully aware”
or Asian boys; Molly Jones:
“Alright, so” for all the random
classes we had together this
year, slacking off, cracking up,
and swimming together; Aditi
Parmar, Stevie Hamby: For
being neighbors with a crazy
addiction for the OC
I, Courtney Fox, hereby
bequeath my most prized pos
sessions and memories to the
following... Elizabeth Gar
rard- The best two years of
my life, tampons and dark
chocolate, random loud music
and everything associated with
RL108 and being my first best
friend; Lyndsey Steffensen- a
bed at State anytime, a video
made at 3AM of a few crazy
girls dressed up 80’s style, and
the title of best friend/pseu
do lover; May Liu- AChem,
Rchem, Econ, Physics, and oth
er “Lessons”, the Disney Chan
nel/Comedy Central at 1AM on
Rchem trips, and a bed at State
when things get too cold up
North; Quinn Morris- Rchem
trips, summer research, random
conversations early in the morn
ing; Elizabeth Anderson- A
Barbie doll, a broom just in case
the halls at UNC get boring, and
a space on my top 8 in Myspace;
Cayla Noble- breakfast and a
sleepover at State anytime, the
Leadership/Mentorship, my hot
pink lip chair- for my awesome
baish, and my bed in RL108;
Stephanie Schumaker- A new
motor for the sketchdar, my
Royall Rd. sign-for my sketch
baish, and the title of sketch
magnet queen; Alison Mead-
everything I own that is orange,
even though I don’t have much
orange stuff, and a rainbow for
Tony (jk)i Abby Long-usage of
my hot pink lip chair, and the
duty of making sure that baish
is used in eonversation daily on
IRL next year; Fotsch, Fur-
manek,. John Powell, Colton
Sexton, Schumaker, Casey
Putnam-a place to crash at
State whenever.
I, Carlos Fuentes, be
ing of sound mind and all that
jazz, hereby leave the follow
ing cool stuff to the following
cool people: Jason Hawkins:
esmerelda’s spirit, the honor
ary titles of “Head Queen” and
ruler of the drag queens. Work
it, girl...! Luis Zapata: the best
late nights ever and my random
stuff folder. You are the only one
to carry on my legacy, homie -
- even if you ARE abandoning
2nd East. Nathan Creger:
[half of] All the happiness in
the world James Howard: [the
other half of] All the happiness
in the world. Zach Pugh: the
entirety of psychology, and all
of Dr. Regalis’ love and affec
tion Bob Liles: sleep, sleep,
sleep. That, and some com in
a can. Tim Canty: a trombone
part in TENOR clef Brian
Nobles: love, WOW, and all
that is arabesque Wendy Hua:
a black dress, another day, and a
wedding ring — will you marry
me, grandma? Kathleen He
bert: a million evil cackles and
and breezeway plays. Luis:
You can put them in a salad...
Elly: Crocodile chases! Hat
tie: Some classes left that you
and to Lucas a state t-shirt and
a bar of soap... plus the best 8
months ever.
M
Photo courtesy of Andrew Johnson
Andrew Johnson and David Rhoden leave the senior dessert
together, after a long night of remembering times at NCSSM.
enough green paint to last for
years Katie Johnson: you get
Kroger and a wooden stick to
beat my butt. End of story. :-D
Ryan Kilby: all the man-love
this school has to give (and that
is a LOT) James Nathaniel
Wasson: lions, tigers, bears, a
good internet coimection, and
enough flirtation to feed your
ego for the rest of your life
Bill Edwards: life and love.
That, and a big bag of blood.
;-) Julian Arrington: DANCE
COMMANDER OMEGA and
some random opera, conducted
by Jesus himself.
1, GaBI GhALI, leave unlim
ited high-fives to the amazing
girls of 2nd Beall; to Megan
Cain I leave a few “khhk’s”
then and now; Catherine Ray-
mer, any copies of Plato’s
Symposium and/or Republic;
Hailey Loftis will have my
child because we fit on the
same side of the table while
eating and I love her so; I leave
Molly Cline a great talk every
few weeks for the rest of our
lives, but only with the under
standing that we go camping
at least 10 more times in our
lifetimes; Jessica Hanson will
have a million smiles; Amanda
Sadler can have tubs of tabouli
and icing; to Steven Burgess
1 leave Vienna sausages and
Frisbee time; Chris Calascione
will have many episodes of GG
and possibly an iPod; Jessica
Hewett can have, as she has
long longed for, my body; and
Bonnie Bommelje will always
have “there you are!” and my
love; 1 love you all more than
I can say.
I, Jess Hanson, do leave
the following ideas, experi
ences, and matter to the fol
lowing of my beloved Juniors,
soon to be Seniors: Catherine:
Less qwerty and more trogdor.
Megan: Fake daddies and emo
love. Radhika: 2"'' Beall, a
strong check-calling voice, and
lots of patience. Wendy: Spar-
kly dresses, long physics nights,
and poppies! J.T.: Contra danc
ing, sparkly skirts, and straw
berry cheesecake on long days.
Chelsea: many hugs, smiles,
and hammock afternoons. The
Triple: Violent expressions of
love, laughter, and craziness!
Justin: Your ROARER! And
coke product shirts, and LOVE!
Wasson: WonderfiJl Mr. Rash
haven’t taken and aced yet and
a grand piano. Mary: Songs in
the bathroom and cute haircuts.
Kathleen: A wicked laugh and
Harragon Potter. Pam: won
derful days in fiction writing.
Mandy: Sammy’s room and
position of Mother of 2"'* Beall.
Ally: Cute little shoes. BenZ:
calculator batteries. BenW:
the memory of 2B and a cool
neighbor. MaxRose: 36 hours
on a 14-passenger bus, and
chats on the chiba. Keith: The
boxer legacy. Dorian, Daryl,
Caroline, Hannah: Coach M,
strong legs, and lots of patience.
Charles: SCROPPPY!!! Sa
lem, Jenna, Rachel, Noah:
Another year with Amazing
Ms. Moose. HongSun: An
amazing junior sister. ClayN:
Tennis, smiles, and an awesome
year. MichaelP: the ACC presi
dency and big smiles. JessicaS:
stairwell whistling. Maggie:
Bassoons and laughs in wind
ensemble. And lastly. To John
Kirk: Hilarity tape, Razomess,
and a planner (wink).
I, Lindsay Haslebach-
ER, leave to Christine and
Mary lots of late night talks
and physics labs, to Kenan
Amanda and Katie Jo the title
of “Most attractive roommate
pair” for the 06-07 school year,
to Aaron numerous late night
voice mails, to Joe Davy a
crazy excursion through Fuquay
Varina and a trip to Sunni Skies,
to Johnoo lots of fun times at
2hl ivizzes, to Lizz Moody an
awesome track season, a remix
of miss new booty, and a crazy
awesome time at the best con
cert / concord mills trip ever
with Kenan, to Meggo some
crazy K-vegas love, to Jenn
Batchelor lots of feta and
late nights on IE along with
a great junior year softball
season, to Caroline Fryar a
dozen Krispy Kreme dough
nuts in a field and trips to
borders (not for Harry Potter
number 6), to Priya and Doc
lots of Calc labs and investi
gations, to Kimberly lots of
boy drama and returned cache
dresses worn only once, to
Geri lots of cosmos and Satur
day afternoons basking in the
sun, to Benji lots of ridiculous
video clips of rejected stuff
and crying babies as well as
numerous retarted physics
questions, to Daniel many
enjoyable afternoons playing
tennis, to Furmie a HUGE iee
cream cone and lots of love.
I, Stephane
HeNRION, being of
sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Shreds: the
knowledge that I know
some Rock bands; a falling
bed; Zhackney: a luxuri
ous hotel in Atlanta; Dave
Shaw: playing plate in
the hall; Ivey & Doc: the
knowledge that I somewhat
understand sports. Bryan:
French cookies; Marks:
my French flag; Sagar: my
French intuition; Cotter:
my good taste in movies;
Adam & Richard: my
singing ability; Thomas:
my clothes-pin; Hamp
ton: 4 square, and hugs;
Wasson: slaps; Steven
Burgess: a good breakfast;
Matt Ball: my admiration,
someone to do your wiring;
Benji: Ride of the Valkyries;
someone to play Frisbee with;
Toan: conversations in French
with people staring; David Ye:
bubbles with LEDs; Krishna:
my research; Melissa I: French
food and truffles; Lenny: lasers;
Corey Kim: chips ahoy song;
Carter: soccer discussions;
Calvin: late night bus rides
with singing; Noah Lavine:
someone to block in Frisbee;
Morgan: SGA t-shirt; SGA:
a bill passed without me say
ing anything; Jake Reardon:
pies, tarts, admiration of your
kindness; Jess: housekeeping
supplies delivered on a plastic
tray; SAB: an activity passed
without my comments about
price; Elizabeth Garrard and
Abby Furr: a beautiful light up
palm tree; Liz Goodman: a lis
tening ear; BBR RLAs: crepes
with Nutella; Amee & Aisha:
10:30PM conversation on the
way back from check; Steve
Ko and Anne Liu: memories
of LRHS; Mary Kohimann:
swing dancing; Pam: a perfect
chemistry lab; Christine: fun
at SO, and Hinnant: my love
of France, friendship, midnight
conversations, and political
discussions.
I, Sarah Hoyt, being
of sound body and mind, do
hereby leave Amy Bryson:
my room, half of my bed for
the rest of our lives, all of the
food that I have ever stolen from
you, long talks, sound advice,
a friendship that will last much
longer than NCSSM and UNC;
Angela Sarnie: my room,
“P.S.” back because I def. stole
it, my headband because you
seem to like it a lot; Rebecca
Lee: trying to speak German
“blurben shnurr” , I’ll take the
mystery out of YOUR brussel
sprouts, late'Study sessions,
better time management skills
next year (don’t take after me);
Alan Brewington: KARATE
CHOP!, all the gelato you can
eat, p.s. all girls must be submit
ted to me for approval; Jacob
Ulirsch: late night political
debates, “fuimy” conversations,
S.D., a replacement milkshake,
cranium with Priya, a place
to stay at Carolina if you ever
need one.
I, Andrew Johnson, do
hereby leave (p Mike Carpen
ter, Scott Ouzts, and Drew
Courtright a special place.,
in my heart. To Kumar, I
leave Friday last period, all the
adventures, the profile quotes,
the worrying, the stressing, the
TOAST. To Meredith Roun
tree I leave nothing because it’s
all in the VAULT. To Elizabeth
Anderson I leave a “Where’s
your roomate??” To Lindsey
Erps I leave a lot of good deci
sions— for the both of us. To
David Rhoden I leave the
stories, both good and bad. To
Jon Thomas I leave lots of pop-
tarts, the top bunk even though
you don’t want it, and lots of
cold air. To Mike Tipton I
leave a negative of the monkey
face, but not a print. To Erin
Summerlin 1 leave a hello
from my momma. To Giffen
Daughtridge first base, John
Outten and Tate Rogers some
thing very suite. To Stephanie
Laboy and Amanda Reno I
leave a lot of “you there?’”s and
“hey...’”s. To Amanda Peters
I leave a whole lot more than I
could ever say in such a- small
space.
Irwin Ki - Geri- throne to
my castle. Shria- disc golf.
Jina- 3 leftover marshmal
lows and kim chi. Calvin- my
good looks, charm, my pwnage
skills in dota Mike- Dixie cups
and ketchup for your burger.
Victoria- ear lob lotion Katie
Cheng- old running shoes,
juice. John Lee- uni-horn.
Jaeob- H248’s dust bunnies
and mold from my refrigera
tor. Kate Lee- dance. Matt
and Anyul- my future pocket
rockets. Hong Suk- tic-tac-toe
pieces and a Ivl 60 neopet. Ben-
com puffs, 24. Greg- soymilk.
Photo courtesy of Priya Sheth
Whitney Chrisco, Priya Sheth and Sarah Hoyt wait to catch
the loop to their senior dessert. _