June 2008
senior wills
the stentorian | ncssm
times at Regionals/States,
hushpuppies, and GU; to Greg
Taschuk and Josh Mason
awkward conversations that
you just happen to be there
for.
I, Missy Elliott, being of
unsound mind and body, do
hereby bequeath to my Jenna
Beck, all my questionable
quotes, late night singing
sessions, fort dork, lonely
ivizs, senioritis, frizzbizzling,
and moon bathing. To Lillian
Strickland I bequeath my
Jenna Beck, her messes, her
Backstreet Boys obsession,
her bark-like laughter, and
her kosher oddness. To Ruby
Tuesday I bequeath, random
hugs, housekeeping closet
adventures, and the ability to
I, Melanie Fan, of sound
body and mind, do hereby
leave Jenny our orchestra
folder, like I always do. Lucy
fun times bumming around,
shopping trips, and a piece of
the hotel blanket. Nancy lots
of Chinese parties, cute high
heel shoes, and Korean phrases
that we can’t ever remember!
Sherry a cell phone tracker
so she never loses it again, oh,
and soup! Maria text messages
that I was never able to send
(typed very fast, thank you
very much). Lea a cure for her
awkwardness (just kidding!).
Amber bonding shower
times. Amy lots of yummy,
non-greasy, non-sugary foods.
Louisa a hair band so her hair
won’t be killed by her chair
and pretty pink shoes that don’t
hurt her feet. Sung Min sexy/
Photo courtesy of Makani Dollinger
To Katie Brown, I leave those
summer nights of last year
and those to come, our boys,
sunglasses, our clothes, and a
friendship to last forever. To
Caitlin Crowgey, I leave the
unexpected friendship that we
share, the awkward moments,
the beach, UNC visits, bad
decisions that always turned
out ok, party planning, 5
minute gym sessions, Blaire,
and Carrie. To Madison
Hoover, I leave story time,
table dancing, late night talks
in your room, the simroof,
teaching me to like country
music, and making the suga-
blunt cake. To Manasi Tannu,
Susie Choi, and Christine
Sun, I leave Wednesday nights
and knowing that it’s not about
what you do with your time
that counts, it’s about who you
spend it with.
To Presley
Garrison, I leave
our braveness
in Belize and
our snorkel
picture, biology
Mondays, and J.
Crew. To Lillian
Strickland,
Brooke Wolford,
Winn Short,
and James
Lancaster,
I leave your
coming senior
year. Enjoy it!
It goes by faster
than you think.
To Leah Dula,
I leave my love.
You are such an
amazing woman
and I’ll truly miss
you next year!
exists in peaceably in a room
with Lillian and Jenna. Good
luck to each of you.
I, Soleille Everest, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Jordan Gower
tap shoes, Bali Hai chopsticks
and Tunak-teaching privileges;
Kate Norris cramped vintage
dressing rooms, the world
to lock up in her pocket, AP
note cards, and Honey’s trips;
John Fisher skittles lip-gloss,
fedora' dances, a passion
for interior design, strange
rendezvous locations and half
a G-point; Justin Cournoyer
tiny woodland creatures, jazz
hands, fruit spread and an
eternal spot on my chesterfield;
Savannah Helvey my CHS
sweatshirt, early-morning
interventions and boy-venting
time; Nate Ricks unwanted
exposure and manly Beowulf
muscles; Liz Godwin dirty
Prom dancing and batman
shaped Henna tattoos; Vidie
Pong eye-hiding games and
crazy accents; Kayla Mason
Broadway hits and blonde
hair; Ethan Henderson
sign-language dance moves;
Yurhee Lee and Sydney
Ness my love of the pheesics;
Maddie Roberts, Cortney
Graham and Jennifer Tran
all my nonexistent leadership
wisdom; and my 2nd Beall
Juniors (soon to be seniors!)
luck and love, wherever your
dreams take you.
cat earrings and unlimited Bali
Hai meals. Gloria Pinkberry
with all the toppings she wants!
Jae non liquidy eggs and
yummy cantaloupe pieces for
breakfast. Cindy an awesome
second trimester schedule,
because she was in all my
classes. Elizabeth a fake ID of
a red-haired girl. Angela actual
fun times in physics, despite
defective equipment. Peter
and Kevin a wonderful senior
year. Sam an amazing rooming
experience junior year. Lisa
and Marisa memories from
Summer Ventures.
Bryan Farrell - i, Ru,
leave to Jerred Miklowcic a
concert of wondrous music; to
Jacob Highfill, a dictionary of
my language; to Mr. Liles, 3D
modeling and advanced 3-view
drawings; and to Dr. Deng, my
appreciation for all that she has
taught me.
I, Allison Gaby, hereby
leave my room, BR401, to
Cat Cannon, Kelly German,
Anna Morton, and Michelle
Blood to be shared. I also
leave to Emily Robertson, the
PFM. To Tong-Tong Zhan, I
leave all of my other worldly
possessions. To the rest of
Fourth Bryan 08-09, have fun
next year!
1, Alex Garza, being of
sound mind leave the following:
Breanna track practices and
the legacy of regional track
champs; Chandler skiing and
life in the First Beall lounge;
Preeti housekeeping jobs well
done; Maggie reminiscing
about Davie County; Corey
fim quirkiness and an amazing
modesty and kindness; Alesya
interesting stats classes,
studying in the hall, my hoodie
(not really though ;) ), and
interesting foreign languages;
to Emily, my sunshine ;), a
first aid kit and pfrn breakfasts;
Kore all the empanadas and
licuados in the world, and
Jaime a cheapo Italian fiitbol
jersey (de nada).
I, Lea Gold, upon my
departure from NCSSM have
determined to relinquish all of
the following: To future ACC
presidents, I leave you the
challenge to prepare the most
successful, breathtaking Asia
Fest show without resorting to
procrastination. To Nandita,
Andrew, Cindy, and Mr.
Yeh, I leave coimtless emails,
Asian love and pride, a bowl
of rice, and a box full of
fortune cookies. To the future
ScienceDays Chapter Director,
I leave you many fun-filled
trips to elementary schools. To
my hallmates, Maria, Nancy,
and Sherry, I leave spur-of-
the-moment water fights in the
hallway, spontaneous dance
parties, late nights of physics,
stress-relieving grunts, burnt
popcorn, and cups of vanilla
pudding. To Lucy, I leave the
heart of a true gangsta (word
up). To Melanie, I leave a cute,
awkward turtle. To my juniors,
James, Ashwin, Peter, Sam,
and Sarah, I leave long hours
of writing research papers and
the higher status of a mentor.
To Eileen, Michelle, Julie,
and Jessica, I leave warm
hugs and every known animal
sound. To Haoyang, I leave an
apology for not being a better
senior sister. To my junior
soccer girls, I leave best wishes
on claiming the championship
title next year (Go Unis!).
I, Amy Gilbert, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby bequeath Leanna and
I, Alex Hall, being of
not so intellectual mind and
smokin’ hott body, do hereby
leave the following: To Janice,
I leave sleepovers, pancakes,
American Idol, trips to the
beach, and a whole lot of
gossip. To Brenda, I leave
Cheerios, Bobby Butronic,
a night at Carolina, and an
ice cream baby. To Katie
Wadsworth, I leave table
dancing, vegetables, and silly
work out videos. To Ashlee,
I leave a night on the strip,
the best memories from my
junior year and a road trip to
Raleigh. To Katie Rossitch, I
leave a bucket list, pineapples,
and yoga videos. To Laura, I
leave a new phone, Oreos, and
all of my solved boy problems.
To Britt DeWitt, I leave a
peaceful senior year- free of
creeping. To Mary, I leave
a purple dress and anything
NOT physics related. To Arie,
I leave Thursday afternoon
lunch and a girls’ night out. To
Britt Brown, I leave beautiful
pictures and power outages.
To the “Fob Four,” I leave
meetings in the secret garden
and a shoulder to cry on. And
finally, to First Beall, I leave a
water balloon fight, the lounge
key, dress up parties, and all
my love forever.
I, Jake Hamilton, being
of fragmented mind and
stimulant-fiieled body, and
almost certainly not of sound
and competent character, legally
speaking, do nevertheless
make the following provision
for my worldly possessions
in the (long-awaited) event
of my graduation: To Sam
Brown, the ultimate power
over reality accessible only
to solipsists, and the will to
use it to engender revolution.
Also, women. And prosperity
for all. To Kevin Kimball, a
caffeine addiction to match
the very nice one he already
owns, and the official campus
position of “that sketchy
guy”. To Savannah Helvey,
a fortune in karmic credit. To
John Fisher, the will to power,
and a whole year to let his gay
show. To Bridgette Gromlich,
a cold, intimidating stare, and
the grin that makes you forget
about it. To Sydney Ness,
this cool thing my best friend
Rebecca gave me. To Rebecca
Egger, the awesome thing my
best friend Sydney got for me.
To Parris Smallwood, new
occupants to annoy while he
ransacks HT434 for food and
coffee. To Nate Ricks, the
Game. Play it with whom you
will. To Kate Norris, dance
parties! And to Lucy Owen,
SmarTaxis and many more
random Gtalk conversations.
I, Kirsten Harms, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Sara, Abby, and
Kutalla my checkboard and
RLA-ship; Sara room 213
and the shelf in the bathroom;
Abby my watch and movie
marathons; Chelsea late night
games in the hallway and
spontaneous dance parties;
Brian Grose the “Two Oh...”
in senior class chants; Anupam
and Parris great times in
Spanish...’’meow”; Chrissy,
Ayana, Olivia, and Keefer
pre-game huddles , bowling,
and yoga with Dave; Catie
late night chats and the gold
couch in the lounge; the girls
of 2nd Bryan hall activities,
IM games, and countless
memories; Josh all the time
we could’ve spent together as
junior/senior siblings. I’ll make
it up next year; Ashwin, Winn,
and Teilo hugs at happy half
and all the good times we have
had together; Zoe and Lucy
play dates, coloring pages, and
good books; the class of 2008
all the memories we have made
together at this school and the
adventures to come; the class
of 2009, I leave memories at
this school and senior year,
enjoy it...it’s over before you
know it.
I, Alexandria Harrison,
do hereby leave Ms. Bowick
funny conversations during
work service and days of
waiting until I’m a sophomore
in college; Mr. Lathan a
million peanut-butter and
honey crackers and “what the
freak”s; Chris Haskins “dix
neuf’ Papa Johns beef pizzas
and Happy Hours of Phase
10, along with major ownage;
Kalyan Rao lots of hugs and
tips on getting like me; and
Chris Qin atrillion “hey shug”s
and delightful conversations
about oiu" amazing school.
Chelsey Harshman -
CL - The Scott Family, Whole
Foods granola, and those
amazing eyebrow plucking
abilities. AG - The 3BL IM
b-ball dynasty. TM - Our
Embryology baby and sports
stores at Semi-formal. CK,
AF, HT, VT - The Fan4.
I, Amber Heckart,
being of sound mind and
body, do hereby leave Corey
McClintock spontaneous
track pasta diimers (with
and without togas), walking
around campus with bags of
ice on our shins, and sprinting
the 400m dash against the “red
team”; Maddie Roberts high
jump handshakes, Saturday
morning practices with Coach
McDonald, and team dinners
in the cafeteria after practice;
Emily Keefer lots of tape and
pre-wrap for taping our arches;
and Juliana Hodges my RLA
clipboard and the best single
on campus.
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